I used to get to like one game per year because Rangers were always visitors in my area, but I’m amazing at drawing the backups. It seems like Valiquette played every game in Philadelphia for a couple seasons (and always won).
like I said in earlier post, Talbot tonight the king tomorrow and hope the king steals one from the pens.
Papa – woke up laughing.
Talbot tonight, Manny. If I go, Hank sits.
Papa ready to head back down to Margaritaville with this cold weather. With or without his crows.
But he knows it’s his own damn fault. :)
How Fresh is this?
Throwing out the must win label
Tonight. As good as rangers been lately with Pitt tomorrow and playoff race this tight you can’t let 2 pts slip away against Edmonton.
They can score but can’t defend.
A lot of West versus East matchups tonight. Hopefully can create some separation with a win.
Beast Mode Boyle.
On the plus side though, this team can only get worse (especially when they give away Ryan Callahan!)
How is that the plus side, Manny?
It’s not. That was just a joke
I really enjoy Sarcasm. (that was not a sarcastic statement)
I don’t get sarcasm unless someone puts an (s) at the end of their post.
You should watch this Kids in the Hall sketch about sarcasm then
I can’t watch video at work because it’s BANJed banned.
Why are Russian bathrooms so enigmatic?
We are having a bathroom expanded as we speak. I should make sure to that I can flush paper when it’s done.
You might want to call your toilet guy about that ASAP.
One innovative way to expand a bathroom is to put a second toilet in it. Are you doing that?
MY ex-girlfriend’s dad had serious stomach issues and since he needed a toilet so often (and was absurdly wealthy) he put in electric toilets. They warm the seat, clean you, disinfect themselves, play music, etc. Insanity.
Also, it turns out that no one wants to play for the Islanders:
@HalfordPHT Report: Isles’ MacDonald on block after rejecting four-year, $16M deal http://wp.me/p14QU5-9Iic
That is a great idea, Rob. What better way for Mrs. Gravy and I to spend some quality time together?
Oh. I almost forgot to mention that they have an added bonus feature where they actually flush toilet paper.
That’s a pretty impressive toilet. I was just happy with a quite close lid.
Quiet close lid that’s quite quiet.
I just purchase toilet seats with shag carpeting wrapped around them. That tends to muffle the closing sound.
Just Kidding. I solved the problem by eliminating the seat entirely. I just have a pipe coming out of the floor.
Better than just digging a hole.
Michael Russo @Russostrib
Poile was in hallway not even on bench. Players were passing boards to boards and a Weber pass ricocheted off blade into David’s face #preds
Retweeted by Bob McKenzie
Weber hates Poile?
Kept him trapped in Nashville for 14 yrs when he could have spent those yrs in Philly.
Lev I was listening to that live on the radio. Crazy.
A couple of years ago, I had to carry a girl out of the rink when a puck hit her in the face, cut her lower lip and knocked out a few teeth. Scary stuff.
There is a new extra Fresh video post to watch Above
Was it you that shot the puck Sioux?
GMs should wear visors.
My mother’s friend was sitting in the stands during her son’s game and during the pre-skate a puck hit her in the face. She didn’t feel it but her friend just looked horrified and when she finally touched her face she freaked out. I think it broke all the bones on one side of her face. She had all sorts of reconstructive surgery.
Kids in the Hall
don’t understand why AV
didn’t use Stralman on the point
instead of Girardi
he seems better at getting the puck on net
I was a pitcher in HS. When tossing my warmup pitches at the beginning of the game I always threw a few balls all over the place to freak out some of the opposing hitters. One time, I launched one into the bleachers and broke my teammates fathers face. Whoopsy daisy.
IT COULD BE SO MUCH WORSE GUYS, I PROMISE
Ryne” Duren was a relief pitcher (Yankees). He was known for the combination of his blazing fastball and his very poor vision. With his thick coke bottle glasses, few batters dared to dig in against Duren.
Plus, he later admitted throwing couple over the catcher’s head when warming up in relief, further scaring the hitters.
Saying a prayer for you, Owen Meany.
Lars Volden’s goaltending mask for Norway is very metal.
The Mad Hungarian used to intentionally throw balls into the stands and at the ump and stuff to freak people out. He also used to pull his hat down and stomp around and never throw strikes on his warmups.
No she was sitting in the bleachers, with her friends not paying attention. The Dads where all standing at the glass watching our kids play. It was on the side above the glass right where the nets stopped.
Who’s putting a new toilet in?
I have the FUNNIEST toilet story EVER!
One time my mom was out by our basketball hoop and one of us threw her a pass and she shot it and then she wanted to shoot again so we threw her another pass and she broke her finger : (
I just put a new BLACK one in our house.
Non-white toilets is a bold decision to make.
My little cousin was shooting a basketball in my backyard. I came out of nowhere and stuffed her weak carcillo and it hit her in the face, breaking her nose. She was like 8 or 9. I was 27.
Sioux, we are expanding our half bath to a full bath.
After a LONG night of playing cards with the boys, and perhaps too many shots to count on both hands. I get home and have to go “right away”. So I’m sitting there taking care of business, when all of a sudden, the shots are about to shoot right back out of my mouth…...
you know the second right before it happens…... you’ve been there before right?
I need to do a 180 flip and turn in .5 seconds.
Now imagine this, as a rush to get up and turn, my feet slips right out from underneath me, as if on a sheet of ice.
So I’m in “mid air” falling back, I crack my head on the tank, and it breaks in two pieces, water every where. And thanks to the house cleaner for putting the blue “die” thing in the water, I have bright blue water everywhere, while I’m concussed trying to shut the water off at the wall, while depositing my shots into the bowl.
Thank God my wife didn’t have her phone to take a picture of all this. Biggest mess I’ve ever made.
I think the back of my head still has a lump on it.
Which is the reason your wife contracted for construction of the igloo? :)
Coos – It’s my new “dog” house :)
She did help me at the end, so I could finish the top :) We even slept in last Friday!
Very romantical….... until the kids want to join in on the fun. Then not so much :)
:) Go Sioux!
Big Game Tonight!!!!
Don’t trade Callahan !! Now if he wont sign by the time ..we might have to trade him. Callahan knows our senerio . His agent can end all this and sign for less money and years. If Callahan was our true Captain , he would end all this now and take Sathers scraps . To you and me its alot , to Callahan he wants more security .Callahan’s heart is in NY , he would never be the same person on any other team.
Callahan’s heart is in NY. Buffalo, NY.
I admittedly have no knowledge of the following, just a feeling. It seems to me that Girardi would have a much more difficult time with becoming an ex-Ranger than Callahan would. I hope Girardi is not gone, and I wouldn’t mind Cally staying of course, but not above $5MM per.
This photo of EARTH from MARS is kind of amazing
New York Rangers @NYRangers
Do you have an idea for the next RANGERSTOWN commercial? Now is the chance to submit your idea! Visit nyrange.rs/1e6Vtz7 to submit! #NYR
Bobby Granger > RANGERSTOWN
The new, TRANSFORMED contract negotiations: Leak your Captain’s exorbitant asking price so that he will be denigrated by fans, helping you to express Sather sympathy.
I have a commercial idea: Its Dolan’s band playing on stage when all of a sudden the venue’s sprinkler system goes off but instead of water its diarrhea that comes raining down. The end.
Torts’ team 1-6 in last seven.
Here is who should be our starting goalie!
Anna Prugova! Team Russia FTW!
CCP – I hear her nickname is butter-face. Good thing she wears a mask…while playing, that is.
Nanny – that is a great picture of Earth. I could tell if it was the thing I couldn’t see or the other thing I couldn’t see.
@BlueJacketsNHL BREAKING: #CBJ F Marian Gaborik will miss the 2014 Olympic Games due to injury —> http://bit.ly/GaborikUpdate
Yea. A nice closeup right, Stranger?
I’m surprised earth is labeled in english. Not exactly the oldest language.
Us (we) contemplating the universe is like a colony of worker ants contemplating Beethoven.
I don’t think NASA has invested in the Aramaic keyboard yet.
You’d say no to her??
Ralph Kiner passed. I was a huge fan.
RIP … Kiner’s Korner
Gaborik will miss the 2014 Olympic Games due to injury —>
Dumping this china bowl for Brassard and Moore was a really good move!!!
Sather may end up trading Cally to EDMONTON for Gagner ,schulz and a few first rounders .
Ralph Kiner, the most entertaining sportscaster ever. His old insider stories and memories never ceased to make me chuckle.
Kiner was also brutally honest in his assessments. The ant-shill.
CCCP – I’m thinking I go 5hole on your “goalie”. Right?
He wasn’t a shill for ants, but rather an anti-shill.
Anyone want tickets for tonight’s game? Face value is $164. I’ll take a lot less. E-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
“What is this? A center for ANTS?”
I remember him saying that one year he hit over 40 homers, over 100 RBI, over .300 average, and Branch Rickey gave him a pay cut. When Ralphie balked, Rickey told him, “We finished last with you; we can finish last without you.”
Did we trade cally yet?
The other one I offhand remember is when, as a rookie in an extended extra-inning game, he came up, watched a pitch two feet outside and the Ump said ‘Strike One.’ Kiner questioned the Ump, who replied, “Swing the bat, son, we didn’t eat yet.”
“It needs to be at least three times this big”
Did we trade for Hanzal yet? He’s so hot right now.
You’re more dead to me than your dead mother.
“Are you here to tell me how bad of a eugoogoolizer I am?”
Hope Ryan Getzlaf doesn’t break his humerus.
That would be too funny
5hole it is!
btw, if you want Parise, send me your best offer.
“I’ve got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.”
Tickets are sold. No thanks to Carp, yet again.
“It’s a casserole, Sheila. It’ll stay!”
How does $50 bucks sound? :)
“I’m sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.”
“Post Office joins other federal agencies, stockpiling over two billion rounds of ammo.”
You can read minds!??
The unattractive Swede named Henrik isn’t going to Sochi
“Oh, I’m sorry, did my pin get in the way of your [Asham]? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately!”
“Moisture is the essence of wetness and wetness is the essence of beauty.”
“Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?”
“Wait a minute. I have an idea. They will be looking for us at Maury’s right? But they WON’T be looking for not us.”
Rob, It would be funny if Daniel Sedin completely forgets how to play hockey in Sochi without the other half of his brain.
” Prancing around in your underwear with your weiner hanging out for everyone to see?”
LGR I mean it
Damn it, Derek, I’m a coal miner, not a professional film and television actor.
So…..Brooks says no progress on Cally contract talks and no deal expected before the Olympic break. Cally threw Torts under the bus, Sather got rid of him, and Cally still appears indifferent to being a Ranger and the team captain. That is OK, he has earned the right to be a UFA. Looks like that is exactly what he wants to be. That eliminates him from consideration for the Rangers, as they can’t afford a cap hit like that for a 3rd line/PK guy. I bet he gets dealt at the deadline for a pick or 2….something like 2nd rounders like Clowe, and we will again see the results of the Sather regime’s poor asset management.
I’m putting Tim Thomas on the block. I want help at forward. I want a center that scores a lot of PPP and wins a lot of faceoffs.
FWIW, which is not much, scouts expected at MSG tonite from TB, CBJ, Carolina, Nashville, Calgary, Dallas.
Wow! I can’t believe nobody mention that my main man is blowing up the Twittersphere!
Mikael Backlund ?@mbacklund11 1h
I haven’t heard anything about Olympics. I haven’t got the call to from Pär Mårts. No replacement is official yet!
Wow! I can’t believe I didn’t proofread my last post!
between b rook’s article the other day and listening to EJ radek on the wfan radio today, I’ve decided I think the rangers should hold onto Callahan for the remainder of the season. In the off season if than the rangers feel Callahan won’t come to terms with the rangers than trade him and get something before july 1st.
Wow! The Rangers have trades in the works with 6 different teams.
how can they get something before July 1? Nobody will give up an asset if they can get him just for cash July 1.
It’s now or never.
hope Callahan scores 2 more goals, blocks 4 shots and 1 of the goals a shorty.
unless carp the rangers let that team negotiate with Callahan’s agent, this way that team doesn’t have to fight other teams in a bidding war, no?
Maybe, but the return would be minimal, perhaps with a provision that he signs before July 1.
TommyG…. You’re joking right? Why would anyone trade for him AFTER the season when they can get him for just money?