Photos by Rebecca Taylor/MSG.
Nice pics, Carp!
Lloyd, I think you’re confusing Boyle with Bole.
Calling on Kristo!!!
Let’s see if he can score in the Bigs!
So, just how obstructed is the view going to be?
Carp did the capacity change much with the new seating?
no idea who “Bole” is
Graves you sit up high, so you can watch it on TV. LOL
so this bridge is basically another level of seating. tt was nice of them to put TVs on the back of it, too – nothing like having to watch on TV even though you’ve paid to be at the game.
But you’re there to sing the Goal song. HaHaHaHaHaHa
If and when…..
Could MSG now be the most expensive arena in the world?
If you drop a Junior Mint from the bridge and AV, while chewing his gum on the bench, looks up towards the scoreboard, is it possible …....
Dolan selling opera glasses with Ranger logo. $149.95
gotta say I’m not seeing anything from those photos that makes the bridge look in any way like it was described…apart from the fact that it’s a massive obstruction of dubious value.
If you drop a junior mint and it lands on Nash’s helmet, is he out for 10 days?
That website says they added a total of 430 seats. Now they’ll actually be able to turn a profit! (S)
Dubious is a good word ito inject when describing all things Dolan & Sather.
added 430 seats and probably ruined several hundred other seats in the process. absolutely sounds like something involving James Dolan.
Where, exactly, do you land when you jump from bridge? Are you assured of effective suicide, or is there a chance you just end up in traction for six months?
Is there a body of water under this bridge?
You’re gonna land in somebody’s $18.50 prime rib sandwich and $600 suit.
Do they take EZ Pass on this bridge?
so what happened to the part where this nonsense would be over the ice and not just plopped in front of the upper portion of the 200s?
No, Papa, only in the defensive zone.
and no water, but slushy ice.
while eddie is researching Johnson jokes, he misses all the good stuff.
he has to be getting toward the end of those, right coos?
(rim shot) (rim shot)
Not a chance.
well, I think he’s already has some repeats.
If you’re going out, you might as well take an $18.50 Roast Beef sandwich and a Goldman Sachs Hedge Fund Consultant with you.
Carp, repeats? we’re into the third cycle.
Blue seats? We don’t need no stinkin blue seats!
You give E3 the word “repeats” and he’ll do three weeks of fart jokes.
Wonder if Nicky Fotiu could hit the bridge these days.
I’d save the sandwich (take the cannoli) but it would be worth it to take out one of those suits … hope they get it on video, too, guy texting during the game and some slob in an Avery jersey lands on him from 75 feet up.
Nicky would have said hello to Stuart
Slob? Avery is a man of fashion now, No slobs allowed to wear his jersey.
Tears in my eyes. Juxtaposition of texting broker and “some slob in an Avery Jersey. Gotta get the tissues, get the tissues.
Got back to the states last night. Think I’ll go back to Aruba where it’s more difficult to hear Rangers news.
Garden looks greats, not divorced yet, Guess Nash got concussed already and they’re going to start waiving people to try to make a move? And they suck so far..did I miss anything?
ps- if you’ve never been to Aruba, GO. with or without your wives/husbands. doesn’t matter. you’ll have a blast either way.
Nash will be out for at least 3 weeks. If he is still having symptoms, then until those resolve he cant do anything. Then he can start a graded return to activity with non-contact over the next 1-2 weeks after that, and then return to full contact. It generally should be at least 2 weeks from symptoms being gone, plus he should have to perform at or close to his baseline on the IMPACT testing which looks at a bunch od stuff like verbal and visual memory and reaction time that you won’t necessarily notice in everyday life. However it would mean his brain isnt healed yet plus make him not quite as good on the ice idf he came back before that point.
And before everyone starts complaining, the worst thing he can do is get back out there before its healed and get hit again. That is exactly what happened to Crosby 3 years ago and he ended up shelved for a whole year. worth it to keep Nash out an extra week or two to ensure we have him as much as possible going forward.
And the NHL has to get rid of these headshots. Its killing the game plain and simple. I know its very “old school” but the old schoolers were much slower and much smaller and didnt skate around looking for guys heads. True old time hockey is actually clean hockey.
Papa, Stuart’s dentist would be busy for a few days too. Don’t underestimate the guys from SI. :-)
James – Agreed but to go even further – hit Turks and Caicos, leave the kids at home and take your wife or girlfriend.
So long as you don’t sit next to Joran van der Sloot at the Blackjack table. :)
Those bridges are interesting in theory but I agree that, in practice, they are bush-leaguey.
Hit negril – take the girlfriend and leave the wife
A bridge over troubled waters
A bridge too far
That bridge trumps any play on the ice
In hindsight That bridge is worthless
Bridge over the ice Madison
Take the wife and girlfriend.
Spent some time at Couples, Negril. Belly, belly nice.
I hope Zucc and Delzaster tune in here. May help them plan next summer’s getaway.
These waivings seem like the precursor to a really stupid trade. To perpetual mediocrity!
Bonehead nation may all be looking for warm winter getaways starting in January. Perhaps we can get hook a group rate with a local TA.
Also, if you’re under a bridge at the Garden, are you then a troll?
Hey! The Suicide Bridge! Cool
Mrs. Manny just made the point that how often you’re injured should probably be a stat in hockey.
Sauer’s only been injured once.
Ohh Sauer. I completely forgot he existed.
Was there a reason not to waive these two players on or prior to October 1st ?
Was it waiting until they signed Stepan?
Or did they think these two were the best for the roster and now two weeks later, not so much?
Nail Yakupov is a healthy scratch in Edmonton…
Biron and Ash for Nail!
Ricky Jejeune: in regards to your snarky reply to
Carmine: you wouldn’t have a blog, even one poisoned by the Doctor Denton Thousand Tried for One Sorta Funny Gang, if most of us didn’t know, and were occasionally right in knowing, that we have better eyes than the coaches. Even the blog head indulges from time to time, no?
Peter: and that’s why there has to be an original heavy
sanction (a month, two?) for the kind of gutless work
provided by too many coaches and players, clear attempts to concuss and possibly end careers. After that’s served, the yellow-belly (and his coach, possibly his GM)
gets an additional two or three days for every one day the victim was lost to his side.
And the iWackies of the world will have to get police radios, and speed to fatal traffic accidents to get the necessary jollies no longer available in the world of high-speed, world-class hockey.
Henrik sounds depressed and defeated on that audio clip
who pooped in your borscht?
“It’s a performance-based business” AV
Really??? LOL…then AV should be scrubbing toilets instead of coaching the Rangers…
CAN WE PLEASE GIVE THIS NEW COACH A CHANCE?! GEEZ…
Your hero Zucc should be scrubbing dirty poopers, too :)
AV is working with what Sather dealt him… or this logic applies only to Torts? :)
COME AT ME, BRO! LET’S GO!
Renney and AV should have a gum chewing competition for the right to coach the team
Man…imagine NYR had a legit PP quarterback (Edler) or a d-man that makes the opposition think twice before a play (Bieksa) or legit top ten player or two (Sedin twins)...AND THEN, we brought Torts in…
That would have been cool….
LOL Torts has all of it in V…let’s see how the greatest coach in history of greatness does with more talented team
so far not so good…
its the selfishness of the coach that always gets in the way ;)
It’s like I have a “CCCP” button on my keyboard :)
Performance based? I call bullsheet.
do you have any Zucc buttons on your keyboard?
Yep, right next to the Torts mural…
i bet you do, bro lol
i bet you have underwear with Torts’ face on it that your hand sew yourself :)
Delusional Torts Hater vs Delusional MZA lover
You’ll both need delusional divas to walk you to the ring.
Can we throw Slattypuss off that MSG bridge?
Thanks again, CCCP. By the way, when do you think Avery is going to come back and play in the NHL again? Last time I checked, he is retired from hockey. I don’t think he’s a quitter. Is Avery a quitter and a sore loser, CCCP?
He is a quitter(with Torts’ help)...not sure what you mean by a sore loser, tho…
and…no, thank, you.
Quitter? maybe…thanks to Torts… sore loser? not sure what you mean by that.
Avery could play first line on this team…
Nyrfan – MZA tied with Avery in points this season :)
Glad I don’t sit in the upper level of the 200’s.
At this pace, the zucchini will finish the season with no goals and no assists with a +/- of -33
Which is higher through the first five? The pct. of passes tape to tape or those put directly into the skates.
If we are outclassed in the next 4 like we were in last 3 – wouza
That’s a scary thought.
Big trade is coming.
I don’t think we will be though. The Blues game was encouraging, at least a little.
You want something scary? Imagine Johnson bursting down on you while you are in net!!
Kooz – I don’t research my johnson jokes. They are all right here….in my head
How big of a Johnson, eddie?
Yes upper level of 200s obstructed view. Can’t see the jumbotron at center ice. Hence the televisions. Also may not see across to other side of arena sections.
Everything about this season is a del zaster.
That was a joke, E3. Well we all know your rapier off- the- cuff wit. Rapier? That sounds illegal.
I’m actually doing my 2102 taxes, due tomorrow with the extension, then checking back and forth in here to find a gdamned smile somewhere. Carp and Papa and a couple others helped me through a few columns, but hard to do math with tears in your eyes.
Rapier? Is that what MDZ and MZA call it?
CccP – a larger than life Johnson – with a shadow to match
It looks a good portion of people will not be able to see the center ice scoreboard. Perhaps that’s what the TV screens are for.
Kooz – I know you were joking – did you appreciate my doo Blay on tond-ray?
I agree, Blast.
What’s with CCCP tonight?
2102 taxes? I still owe those too, along with a few other years.
The shutdown didn’t affect that.
Joey, Joey, what made them come and want to blow you away…....
I married Icis on the 5th day of may. But I could not hold on to her very long.
doo Blay on tond ray. Got the original for sure. The doo Blay took me a puzzled moment, but, oh yeah.
What’s with me tonight, Manny?
you are all making my day…
tomb. no problemo. Mayor Dinkins didn’t file for 5 or 6 years and I don’t think anyone noticed, (even after they noticed.)
Desire, great album and a quality lacking in some of our forwards.
Where have all the florists gone?
tomb, I salute you for proper usage re: affect/effect. Unusually erudite.
keep posting please, you are good.
Hot chilie pepper in the blistering sun….
You guys realize that The Kreider cannot be a replacement or substitution for Nash if he’s going to still be an AHL level Forward.
I just designed one for Dubinsky
Kreider is young, the kind of changes he needs are in the head…
it could happen.
The point is that he can’t be both.
I was sitting home alone one night in LA watching cronkite on the 7 oclock news.
It seems there been an earthquake that left nothing but a panama hat and a pair of old Greek shoes.
hey mrs manny – I loved you in butterfield 8
Kreider and Nash both sound like cars.
eddie, I heard that when Lyndon Johson died, all they found was a horse’s ass and a ten gallon hat.
The DA said he was the one who did the deed, and the all white jury agreed….
Mrs. Manny, employing reason in this world of chaotic thought.
my dad used to say that cronkite was the opposite of gseundheit
adam oates… love that pink tie
Suddenly, Last Summer, Virginia Woolf and Cleopatra arrived with a Cat on a Hot Tin Roof and a Sweet Bird of Youth.
Kooz – LBJ, as he took a dump, would force junior reporters to stand there, 3 feet away, listening to him ramble on as the deuces were dropping….
Hey Big Daddy
LBJ had all the class of a Dock Strike. He gave us two semi-beautiful daughters, to put it politely.
She made a new man of Newman
Now, I’m on NY State, line 33
Cleopatra – when Richard III fell in love with queen Elizabeth
Maggie the cat – purrrrrrrrrrrrr
The renovated MSG looks like a farce when compared to the exterior of the original MSG. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Interior_of_Madison_Square_Garden_at_night,_from_Robert_N._Dennis_collection_of_stereoscopic_views_crop.jpg
cant find the exterior pic I have that was posted once my presidential historian on twitter…just a beautiful building!
Edmonton has some awesome skaters.
Torts and Avery vs LBJ and RFK
why can’t we get someone like him?
Kooz – I’ll do your taxes if you grade my 100+ Exams
by=my … So are the roster changes Sather driven or is the frog pulling the strings? I am hoping that Sather gives Chef Mon Beauf a quarterly chance, and, if with continued malfeasance assuring an early visit to Le Guillotine in Sather’s Louis XIV inspired office setting.
Is cooscoos Eddie Eddie Eddie’s shadow??
LMGO at LaBarbara. Lol
The Kreider Building is on Lexington Avenue -
We are one and the same, Chef. You don’t know what a pain in the azz it is to keep typing different names with each post.
Ricardo – nice photos BTW
Hey – that was supposed to be Under my name – Im telling on you
As with the Holy Roman Empire being not Holy, not Roman, and not an Empire, Madison Square Garden is not on Madison Square, is indeed not square, and is hardly a garden.
I am what I am egg egg egg egg
I am the Walrus?
Et tu Brute?
Manny – you do know who the eggman was for real, yes?
Manny hates CCCP.
Here’s a hint “we gotta get outta this place if it’s the last thing we ever do, girl we gotta get outta this place – there’s a better life, for me and you….you know it’s true baby”
And I dont mean the David Johansson version
Johnson likes Ice Cream.
There’s a Moon over Bourbon Street tonight
Don’t Spill the Wine.
Allright, I gots to grade / see y’all on the upside….
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There is a House in New Orleans….
Waiving Biron and Asham is like the Captain of the Titanic (Sather) sending two crewman to the bottom of the ship to look for passengers, while he puts on a dress, adjusts his wig and gets in line to board the last lifeboat.
hashtag… you are an idiot.
I was talking about the AD, nobody here.
Since Ash is not in our future, we have to pay him, and he has little to gain or learn in Hartford other to take some kid’s spot, why not assign him to boxing lessons? By the way, it was you, Charlie. I coulda taken that bum apart.
he fell down
Put Asham in Sather’s office, in charge of inserting suppositories.
He’ll quit the game.
you can’t score from behind the net..
That’s what they did with Brashear. Turns out- he liked it.
Kreider and Nash sounds like Tango and Cash.
Sather liked Brashear’s technique so much, he gave him the option year…
Ever notice that Richie “forechecks” by standing flatfooted in front of the net until after everyone’s gone, then he follows the opposing defenseman up the ice from 10 yards behind?
Put me back in Slats! I’m dead serious.
Carpiniello! You’re a slacker!
Man as much as I love watching hockey and can’t bring myself to abandon the Rangers since 1997 there have been a lot of ranger seasons where I felt as if I were pushing a boulder up a hill for eternity.
Strang is telling the world that JT and Cam cometh. I hope Kreider, Kristo and Lindberg get a lot of playing time and come up ready to go by December. These guys could use more life, speed and did I say life?
Grow a set, Dolan. You had ‘em once…
What game had a line brawl?
Coos – the Rocket is on fire!
In this dirty part of the city, where the sun refuse to shine…
Much as I like the Rangers, I can hardly stand to watch them anymore. It’s been like taking punches in the gut for the last 14 years from that smirking Esso Bee Sather.
Let’s Go Black Hawks!
Who is the NHL scheduler, Phileas Fogg?
We have the pride festival in scotchie after ground hog day and are only playing every third day
The Eastern world, it is Explodin’...
We’re on the Eve of Destruction.
Olga – how’s the family?
Miller Time yet?
Return of the Kreider?
Fast and Furious in Hatfird?
MZA coming up short?
El Zotto looking for some D?
Time to Step ion it?
All A’s, eh eddie? I “taught in one college (a Christian Brothers joint) where a long tenured associate handed out A’s to everyone each semester so long as they showed up for all classes and heard him out. He was called in and severely chided. Next semester, he failed a half-dozen Christian Brother students. He was called in again, and they apologized and he agreed to review the Brothers’ grades. Classic.
LMGO, Muck. But that’s not the word he used to use.
Performance based business…
Classic win for the proletariat.
Mother remains silenced…
Shame, Mother was a hoot.
Say the magic word, Carp…
Blues v Sharks mañana
Hide the women and children
Does the duck come down?
You can get down from a duck.
Business based performance
Can’t get down from a horse
Ray Rice is about MZA’s height. Wonder if they’d throw him around like a rag doll.
For we have come to bury Sather, not to praise him
Drums keep pounding rhythm to the brain. The Beat Goes On…
But, you can get high from horse
We have come to seize Newbury, not to praise him.
You’ll put your eye out if you don’t stop horsin’ around…
If you fall down and break your legs, don’t come running to me!
Kooz – I wish all A’s – this is awful. I’ll be at at another 5 hours or so…Some of this young-ins needs to be doin mo HW. Fo show
I been through the desert on a Horse with no name…
Stop crying, or I’ll give you something to cry about.
Nobel candidates shouldn’t be burdened with grading!
Don’t come plaining to me…
La dee dee dah
That’s a classic, Olga. How many times did I hear that growing up? :)
I got the horse right here
In hindsight, that kid may not have went and died on us if he knew these bridges were coming.
I gotcha horse!
Will it go round in circles?
Paul Revere to NYR season-ticket holders: “These bridges are coming!”
Johnson to NYR season-ticket holders: “I’m coming!”
Beautiful bridges, new kiosks, bad ice.
‘Did you see the bridge, Slats?’
‘Yeah, I got it right here in a glass of water on my nightstand.’
Sather reminds me a lot of Paul Revere… a little light in the belfry.
Willlllllllllbrr – I’m Mr. Ed
Olga, what, I say, what are you doing stealing my lines! Foghorn’s, that is.
One if by hand, two if by pee
Like a bridge over Scotch and Water, I will lay me down…
Paul Revere eh? It’s how sather does pee pee – one drop on land, two drops in Sea…
Slat’s nationality – half Scotch and half water
Uncle Glennie in Banff – “This scotch or water?”
Slats doesn’t get indigestion, he’s a carrier.
“Slats” Revere to the Minutemen: If this thing works out, urination!
Glennie: ‘I think we all got to know each other on this Banff trip.”
Kristo: ‘Who’s the grizzly azzhole in the black hat?’
According to Colonial girls, being called a minuteman was not good.
We all need someone to pee on. Pee on me lonely bruthas, when you need a hand – pee on me…
Slats Revere led the Minutemen to victory at the Bladder of Bunker Hill.
Youse guys are funny
Olga your killing me
there are a lot of brilliant minds aroun d here. we could make a lot of money if we teamed up.
we just need to appoint some politicians to run the place.
*you’re …not your
we all knead…
somebody to peon.
Slats to AV: “What’s that chit your always sucking on?”
There’s a lot of them not doing a damn thing, Tomb.
The less they do, the better I like it.
what is AV always sucking on?
Slats to AV: “Don’t buy a house”
He’s sucking the life out of the team.
Slats is always sucking on a cigar. Or Dolan’s teats.
Slats once tried to sign Oliguria Saprykin.
Latona :) genius…
Urine rare form tonight.
its better to rent if you don’y plan in staying 5 years…
with the closing costs and all.
did you say you still have a house in Montreal?
AV To Maria the Maid: “don’t unpack the boxes yet.”
If you are all going to talk about sucking – better recall Johnson
Johnson to AV: “Keep on sucking, I’m used to it.”
Wife: “Alain, there’s a forty five foot trailer outside the house. What are they delivering?”
Johnson: “You suck?”
Alka-Slatser. Treats indigestion in NYR fans.
There’s a house in New Orleans. No team yet, though. Bettman?
I think I got indignation. Burp.
“Maria, go to my dresser and you’ll see a gun in the top drawer. FedEx it to me in Washington.”
Slats to a moose in Banff: “Nice teeth. You know Brad?”
Mama told me not to come.
10,000 Canucks in the NHL and they give them Presidents’ Day off.
Nawlins was great pre-Katrina – haven’t been back since –
Great place for conferences – love that city
Slats to AV: “win a effing game or Little Jimmy will have collecting tolls on the freaking Garden Bridge he just built.”
‘Brad, you’re single. Have you met Ms. Bullwinkle?’
Slats to a moose in Banff: “Hold Still!!!!”
Av – “Johnson get in here”
I don’t recall Johnson sucking…
but my memory is not my strongest asset.
Slats to an ugly moose in Banffff: “Is that you Honey?”
Johnson sucking? Should be an olympic event. Because, if you’re good, you deserve a medal.
Slats, Johnson, AV, and the moose walk into a bar.
Slats: “Got any scotch?”
Possible to add a widget of just Latona’s comments??
Mckenzie agrees… bye bye Biron.
its not a life sentence.
Ash and Biron walk into a bar at 2 AM, see Slats sucking Dewars:
Ash: “Well, lookie who we got here.”
We have come to bury Sather, and then to bury him some more
Seeing Johnson in blue is – he’ll need a hand
a skeleton walks in to a bar
I know the song, but I can’t remember the words to “Tequila”...
ducky, I wish there were a widget of just YOUR comments.
Skeleton walks into a bar carrying a sponge.
you put Biron’s eyes with Ashram’s hair on Haleys mug…wow
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
he says ” give me a beer….
........................ and a mop.”
Dorsett: “I don’t care how long it takes, but one night some little bastard is gonna pay.”
the mutual admonishment society
Johnson walks into a bar…
Barkeep “where’s the rest of your body?”
sorry, tomb. I nodded and forgot the beer. :)
Slats walks into a bar.
Slats: “Got any scotch?”
Bartender: “No, we don’t have scotch.”
Slats: “Got any scotch?”
Bartender: “No, we don’t have scotch, and if you ask me again, I’ll nail that cigar to the bartop.”
Slats: “Got a hammer?”
Slats: “Got any scotch?”
I think the Rangers are bound to improve..
but this start was brutal.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink, He says to the bartender what do I owe you? Bartender says “No Charge”
A frayed knot walks into a bar, order a Martini. Bartender says, you can’t drink here, you’re a piece of string. String says, “I’m afraid not.”
got any nails?
There’s nowhere to go but up, tomb.
Slats sees moose at the movie theater.
Slats: “What are you doing at the movies?”
Moose: “Well, I liked the book.”
I always remember that punch line….....
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Avery walks into Ranger locker room
AV: “what are you doing here?”
Avery” “I’m with the banned.”
Mucklerself stealing all my funnies.
nice bridge though
I’ll never cross it
You guys are amoosing.
A man walks into doctor’s office. “What seems to be the problem?” asks the doc.
“It’s… um… well… I have five Johnsons,” replies the man.
“MY GOD!” says the doctor, “How do your trousers fit?”
“Like a glove.”
I’m still laughing,.
“I’m with the banned”
ha ha ha ha hah ahah ah ah ah ah ah
Slats Revere to Johnson at the Continental Congress: “When, in the course of human pants tent..”
I’m afraid not
Horse walks into a bar bartender says “what’ll be tonight Richie?”
tomb knows what’s good.
Richie is appearing on ‘To Tell the Tooth.”
A baby seal walked into a club….
Slats Revere to Brad: “Scotch, yea or nay?”
All of this is so funny, I need the Kleenex, need the Kleenex.
my bro lives on horsetooth in ft collins.
they say some things about Elway
richards could fit the bill.
Elway has a bit of an overbite
he schooled Biron.
If Hertl had a z instead of an l, he could rent himself out.
Slats to Johnson: “That hertl.”
I almost pooped I was laughing so hard….
An old man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender notices the guy’s head is the size of a cue ball.
“I got to ask, sir,” says the bartender. “What happened?”
The old guy sighs and tells him, “My ship was torpedoed by the Germans in WWII. A mermaid rescued me and promised to grant me three wishes. For my first wish, I asked to return to the States. My second wish was to have all the money I would ever need. Finally, my third wish was to have sex with the mermaid.”
“That doesn’t sound too bad,” says the bartender. “Then what happened?”
“Well,” sighs the man, “mermaids can’t have sex, so I asked her if I could just have a little head instead… .”
No, I mean I’m on the can, literally, trying to poop
Lord Biron final words
When we two parted
In silence and tears,
To sever for years.
but…. would you save up to 40…. no $45?
Pony walks into a bar, whispers “gimme a drink”. Bartender says “you got a cold?” Pony says, “No I’m just a little hoarse”.
I knew the ‘little head’ one would come up sooner or later :)
Papa – it’s sad that Hitchcock isn’t our coach. Makes we want to hang out on the Blues’ blogs just to run with it…
Lord Biron: “I have spent my life, both interest and principal, and deem not what I deemed, my five-hole invincible”
Dog limps into a bar. “I’m looking for the guy that shot my Paw.”
Byron – ‘The Rape of the Schlock.’
Still on the can.
Slats to Lord Biron: “You write Don Johnson?”
Elway and richards are related
You know Secretariat isn’t in Richards’ blood line.
Day Doo Ron Ron Ron day doo ron ron
“And Secretariat is moving like a tremendous machine”
MZA to bartender – ‘I’m a little short, can you front me a beer?’
If Marty Brodeur Seabiscuit, he eat biscuit.
That’s not our brad
I had a dream, which was not all a dream. – Lord Marty Biron
Classic photo, e, Ron Turcotte, with 30 length lead, looking over his shoulder in stretch.
Slats at Saratoga: “Put $500 on Brad.”
Brodeur: “I’m going to talk to my family about my future plans. This could take awhile.”
AV: “Richie, could you possibly check your man once in a while.”
Rich: “You can’t saddle me with this loss.”
I bet on a horse, he looked fast. It took eight other horses to beat him.
Affirmed and Alydar, now Alydar and Affirmed….
Eddie, that’s a great idea, when Carp finally bans the word Johnson, we could troll on the Blues site and switch out Johnson for Hitchcock.
Brodeur to Slats’ moose: “Well done.”
Brodeur traveled to a 29 cities a year and he couldn’t pick a dame out of the family.
to Slats: “Any chance we will see the Undertaker this year?
“You kidding? I got another 20 good years in front of me.”
The five words an NFL player hears most during his life:
“Will the defendant please rise?”
I’m out. Nighters friends.. be well..
thank goodness for watka
Sigh O Nara
I forgot what it was…
but you made me laugh tonight.
Did everything come out all right for Eddie? He’s a mathematician, he could work it out with a pencil…
Richie’s favorite old time actor – Claude Reins.
Babcock v Hitchcock think the world of Johnson
I thought it was Jim Neighbors.
Eddie is finding out Carne Asada means azz blast in Mexican
Sather to Shonny: ”
“Anyone sticking out down there?”
“Well, other than Johnson…”
Jim Nabors was Rock Hudson’s squeeze.
Guy and his girl outside a corral watching the horses. Suddenly, a stallion mounts a mare. He says to her sheepishly, “Gee, I wish I could do that”. She says “Go ahead. It’s your horse”.
Dog on corner, licking his, uh, gonads. One guy says, wish I could do that. Friend says, you probably could. He doesn’t look like he bites.
On a one horse open neigh
sledgehammer says …......... “cut that meat”
you heard about the deer stuck in the fence….......
ha ha ha .
thats pretty much the joke.
I’ve always wanted to have a neighbor just like you.
I’ve always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.
You heard a bout the flight attendant that backed into a propeller?
Visitor to Hindu: Why oming?
“He took a propeller in the azz.”
“The word is rectum!”
“Wrecked him? Almost kilt him.”
Butcher backed into the meat grinder. Got a little behind in his orders.
A man and his wife walk into a nice restaraunt and prepare to order. The waiter comes out and asks what the man would like to drink. “Water, and bring some for the jack azz too.. The waiter, a little shocked about what he just heard, went back to get their water. He returns and asks the man if he is ready to order. The man says “I’ll have a steak with all the fixin’s. Bring the same for the jack azz too.” The waiter, still puzzled, returned to the kitchen to give the order to the cook. The man gets up from the table and heads to the bathroom. The waiter scurries over to the lady and says, “Ma’am, I’m not trying to be rude, but why do you let him call you “jack azz” like that??” The lady looks at him and says, “Ooohh-EEEE always says that!”
Divorce judge says: “I’m going to give the wife $500,000 in cash and stocks, and $12,000 per month.”
Husband: “Gee, that’s nice of you judge, but I’d like to throw in a couple bucks myself.”
I just got off the can.
That’s what Andy Warhol said.
It wasn’t roses…believe me
I never promised you a rose, warden.
Kooz ;) good one on warhol
“Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘Why Oh Why Delilah’.”
“That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.”
“Is it common?”
“It’s Not Unusual.”
There were some funny funnies tonight
Pollster: “Do you smoke after sex?”
“Dunno, I never looked.”
My grandmother would throw her bloomers at Tom jones…I had to watch
It’s not unusual
Sweet Pair o’ Mine, whoa, whoa, whoa
Talk about blazing saddles….I need an ice cube
My aunt threw Bloomberg at Tom Jones
I met Ron Bloomberg
Two elderly gentlemen are sitting on the front porch one afternoon, when one comments on how his memory has been a problem of late. “What medication do you use?” he asks the other. At this, the fellow thinks for a bit, then replies, “Oh, it’s working well, my memory has improved a lot. Let’s see. What’s the name of that flower that grows on a long, thorny stem, and has lots of red petals and smells so nice?”
His companion ventures. “A rose?”
“That’s it!” he says as he turns around to ask, “HEY ROSE! What’s the name of that medicine I’ve been using?!”
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I just off the can
Before he died, Michael Jackson and Elton John were working on an album. ‘Don’t let your son go down on me.’
A Rose for Emily
Arroz for Emily
For Emily, wherever I may find her
Maybe the most beautiful song ever written
“What a dream I had…...”
‘We dated through high-school and when the big day came
I wrote into your book, next to my name
Roses are red my love, violets are blue…’
I think I’ll drink some anesthesia to help me sleep tonight
I beg your pardon. I never promised you a rose garden…
Wacko Jacko could have had major surgery every night he slept….impressive
‘Turn ‘em on, turn ‘em on
Turn on those sad songs…’
Guy never planted roses, says to his garden, ‘I never promised you a rose, garden.’
All I need is Black Roses, white rhythm and blues, And somebody who cares when you lose…
Lynne Anderson … Wasn’t she married to Conway Twitty? I bet he never got teased as a kid…
Jackson’s original nose is now a housing complex in Detroit.
Hit it. Lil Darlin
Blue eyed soul
Conway: “Does a bear have hair…”
His nose was always falling off…hence the surgeon’s mask.
The Diamonds, lil darlin’
Moonwalk? Who knew?
Oh, little darlin’
Oh, little darlin
Oh-oh-oh where ar-are you
I was wrong-a
To lo-ove two
A-hoopa, a-hoopa, hoopa
That my love-a
Wa-as just fo-or you
Wah wah wah wah
Is that a play on Barbra Walters?
Wooooooooo hooooooooo awhooooooooooo
No the chorus
Searchin’ for an echo
She’s pushing 90….
Finish your taxes? It’s only money
That’s what I want
Boring wonk. Her father ran a club, maybe in Boston or NY and knew all the celebs of the day. Ergo, she had the in with interviews, and it went from there. “What color would you be if you were a color?”
I dislike her like you dislike Seinfeld
If you were a tree, what dog would pee on you?
I don’t like her
Taxes done. Whew. Like Tony Soprano, managed to owe them nothing (more.)
Jerry “where did I park my car?”
And that’s funny?
If she asked questions like your 1:14, I’d find her interesting.
Cash business is best ( I’m only kidding for those spying eyes)
Where did all the lazy piles of unwashed jocks disappear to?
The view? Please…. View this
Johnson knows jocks
Doot do doo doot doo… Goodnight Sweetheart, well its time to go. Doot do doo doot doo… Goodnight Sweetheart , well its time to go. (doo doo doo doo)I hate to leave you but I really must say, oh, Good night Sweetheart, Good night.
See you’se later….
A paltry 453. We are not the men we once were.
Hey Barbara….. I got your view…....
Olga, when I called you a jock, I misspoke myself. :)
Well, I’m back on the can
Later Olga – you were hysterical tonight
Jack, from NSA/IRS: There’s a guy on the far coast, chess playing prof, oenophile from what I can tell, making tax jokes. Get on it!”
It’s been real, really real. Laughed a ton! Snoozers.
Held a nice rook ending for a draw Sunday morning….
White Queen: “We got rooked.”
Won’t get rooked again. Who? Who won’t?
The pinball wizard, of course.
Such a supple wrist
could blame drugs and alcohol…
but I blame Kryptonite.
some of you guys are really smart.
thanks for talking.
I enjoy this more than a lot of things.
It was a draw….. Pretty intense game though
Tomb – you should jump in earlier when we are all awake
of course we are better than our current record.
couple of wins, a couple of tweaks, we will be OK.
some of those were frameable.
This team needs Doug “The Thug” Glatt and Xavier Laflamme.
Still a bit puzzled by the move to call up Miller given he’s more of a 2nd/3rd line 2-way player rather than a scorer like Kristo or Kreider. I would have though that with Nash out we would be better giving one of those 2 a run in the team with the hope that they can find their scoring touch at this level.
Miller has clearly been the standout player at Hartford, but does he fill the need on the big club right now?
the big club has so many needs..
Woolworth would be challenged.
I agree Kreider and kristo for scoring, but they will be here soon.
Young and Innocent?
Starting from Scratch?
A new beginning?
UK – should have brought up The Kreider and Miller, but my guess is they are going to see how the scrubs, I mean, Pullout and Zucchini do against the Leastern Conf foes before throwing them on the trash pile.
Miller can hit, scrape and play some D. Their forward floaters need some lead weights to balance these lines. Esp someone over 200 lbs who can skate.
Good morning, boneheads!
Ah, the night crew! It’s getting bigger and bigger. And funnier too.
The only “reason” here are from those who recognize that, on any other team, The Kreider is a 1st-line player capable of MVP-type numbers.
It’s the bottom line.
The only “reason” here is from those who recognize that, on any other team, The Kreider is a 1st-line player capable of MVP-type numbers.
I did like the Avery suggestion. He’s what we need.
I’m sure CARP agrees.
Close enough, Manny.
Using one of my favorite hockey related comments, you didn’t miss by much.
Did we trade Hank yet?
The only difference between Hank and Cam Talbot is $64 million dollars over 8 years
Biron will lead the Islanders to the promised land
Good one, Rob.
We could just trade Hank and call up Talbot and Jason Missiaen and save a ton of money. Then we can afford to keep Brad Richards!
Jason Missiaen Messiah
Seriously though, who are the Rangers dressing as a backup tomorrow? Talbot? Did they announce anything?
I assume we will see some people on ice at practice like JT Miller, Christ, The Kreider and maybe Haley.
Along with Talbot of course…...
And here it is…..............
@BlueSeatBlogs 1m Talbot, Miller officially called up http://wp.me/posZ5-6mV
Who else? Why put Nash on IR, if they are not going to pull 2 forwards up?
We will probably have a fresh or clean slate Post when Carp wakes up…
Because they are going to make a trade, Sioux.
I don’t think they can make any other recalls until Asham and Biron clear the waivers at noon. Doesn’t mean they will, but with Nash on IR, and Hagelin on LTIR, they are still at 23 man roster.
with nash on IR retroactive to injury the rangers have the option of bringing up another forward now. with nash on IR and asham waived and only miller recalled it looks like then we have no spare forwards with the big club. just brilliant.
“IT’S GETTING LATE EARLY AROUND HERE”
Doesn’t mean they will make any other call ups, that is.
We have obviously traded Marc Staal to the Carolina Hurricanes for Justin Faulk and Kevin Westgarth. Don’t worry guys!
I want Kristo / Miller / Kreider the All-American Line.
Send Fast down for some seasoning.
I’m pissed that Nasty beat me last week. We were within like 1 point of each other the whole two weeks but it just wasn’t enough.
justin faulk we could only dream to have a young stud like him to play mac. oh right dont we have a del zaster
Oh weird. I just looked at the standings and it looks like it averages out your performance and spits out some realistic looking standings. That’s not so bad. I thought I was going to get zero points from the last three weeks.
If Haley or Mash don’t come up, Richie and Step better have their head on a swivel.
Well, it is, as we all know, rigged, Rob.
Trade hank, mza, and kreider to buffalo for miller, vanek, John Scott, and sallycrepes
I’d like to play against Marty Biron. Hope he is a backup somewhere and the coach puts him in against us. Not to say our shooters could hit the spot, but his 5-hole is as big as it gets. Everyone knows it.
Sioux scalp Murders in opening week!!!
And Yakupov is sitting on the bench in Edmonton …. could it be :)
Manny would you send DZ or Kreider to Edmonton for Yak?
Sather likes to wheel and deal with the Oilers.
I heard Yakupov wanted to play in the KHL
Anyone else notice we have the 2nd worse defense in the league as far as being scored on? 25 goals, only Edmonton is worse with 29.
But now that Biron is gone, that’s FIXED. Oy vey!
Clean post, grab it, Manny.
Yakupov is only scratched because he was scratched for one game (it was announced as a one game thing) because the team wanted him to watch from the press box because his defensive skills are terrible (sound familiar?). The team played well, despite losing, and the Coach wanted to keep the same squad out there.
Yakupov isn’t getting traded.
Resign Avery. Let him wear 16a
Somethings up there. Why would a top 50 player (fantasy rank) be on the bench???? He’s being shopped for a solid scoring Defenseman (maybe Del Zotto)
I could see this as a possibility with DZ’s contract up next year. We need more scoring skill. Yak has issues with playing 2 way hockey, but the kid can score.
GRAB THE FRESH AND CLEAN POST WITH A FREE SLATE>
For once I was on top of the FRESH post duties!
If you want Ash or the Canadian goaltender, you have 50 minutes to act!
We need a guest blog about 1994.