Grab slate, Clean it!!
Does it look like a hockey team out there Carp?
Are there Rangers coaches talking offensive strategy?
Sacre Bleu! Where is musky?
Grab clean, slate it!
Grab Slats, Tinkle.
I think Hedberg had a good chance of being our opening day goalie
Grab Mr. Slate….Yabba dabba dooo!
If anybody needs a new gym bag, this one is RANGERS and is $13 WITH shipping.
GRAB THE CLEAN FRESH SLATE
Steal Slate, Brag
Sally’s Rosen’s Nosens? No.
And if your kids need a new backpack: http://www.amazon.com/York-Rangers-Utility-Laptop-Backpack/dp/B007N4QMCG/ref=pd_bxgy_sg_img_y
Don’t know why they are so cheap but thought I would share.
“@SNHockeyCentral: .@JSportsnet says he’s hearing Derek Stepan on verge of accepting a bridge deal with Rangers.” EEEKKKKSSS
Whoot, Whoot !!!!
Panthers’ ‘13-’14 tee shirt: Claw Back/Grow Nails
Don’t step on the bridge deal.
John McClane: Live free, die hard.
Manny, I can’t draft Thursday night. I have classes Tues/Thurs nights
Robinson Crusoe got everything done by Friday. I told you that.
I DON’T ROLL ON SHABBOS
Coos, so you know, @3:47 did not go unappreciated. :)
” you can’t shot block your way to a Stanley Cup”
-Dave Maloney 9-13-2013
If you’re going to San Francisco, be sure to pour some flower on your hair.
flower try flour.
AV: ‘Fellas, we’re in the Metropolitan Division now. I want to see a bit more decorum out there.’
Why do we never hear that The Undertaker is ready?
Biron has been holding us back!
I hope the little blond guy who stinks nets 3 against Torts on 9/26.
(If he can move his arm.)
Avery and Ash, grabbing a beer, see Torts sitting at bar. “Well, lookie lookie lookie who we got here.”
Slate Gabs in, Clean Up
It clean, slate grab.
He Hate Slate
John Kerry and a horse walk into a bar…
Wilma!!!! I’m home! What’s for dinner?
Bartender says to Kerry, “Why the long face?”
John Kerry and Sarah Jessica Parker walk into a barn…
Anyone else want in on the league before it fills up or I ask people outside of this website?
Scott Arniel, writing PP plan on slate with chalk.
DelZ: “I don’t get it. We used to have plastic.”
Oh my god, I shot my eye out!
They looked at me as if I had lobsters crawling out of my ears.
In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.
No thanks Manny, nice of you to set it up.
You’re dead to me C-Dubs. You’re welcome.
Schoenfeld: “Guess I wasted two weeks of my life running around the woods with Hamrlik.”
Toothless termite walks into a bar and asks, “is the bar tender here.”
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine.
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, ‘I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.’
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says ‘Dam!’
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, ‘I’ve lost my electron.’ The other says ‘Are you sure?’ The first replies, ‘Yes, I’m positive.’
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
And then there was the dyslexic guy who walked into a bra…
If the Foo chits, wear it!
This is cool actually starting the season ON TIME! Did Ulfie cheap shot anybody to get their attention yet ?
59 for Furyk, wow.
Gonna run out and get me some Five Hour Energy and see if I can’t shoot an 89.
The Vigneault video is up. ^
Yeah, and be happy with it.
I usually play in the high sixties, low seventies. And warmer than that, I prefer the bar. How old is THAT joke?
Maybe Vigneault can loan Furyk a vowel. Furyuk.
He would have lost all his vowels if hmmrlk was still here…
Is this thing STALE?
Add your clean slate
pull my finger…
The NHL Coaching Vernacular: ’ ‘we’re just gonna go about our business’
Just wondering, Is that a euphemism for ‘I gotta take a dump ’ ?
speaking of dump… i miss Donald Brashear
Stepan lost his SLATE.
Stepan’s got no SLATE and he’s low on COIN.
Sweet Caroline, my Yaz.
One day at a time
If we get rolling, we might take it three days at a time.
It ain’t over ‘til the Toff Brady Slings.
We just concentrate on winning the next period.
The first five minutes of the next period.
Poor Stepan, lost his SLATE, he’s low on COIN and his sister wont play PRETTY PRINCESS DRESS UP with him anymore.
We have to JUMP on them.
I got five players out there on the PP who stink and I’m not going to tell you who they are.
You figure it out.
What happens in the showers stays in the showers.
Don’t try to tap, roach!
I got my owner up here talking about the Stanley Cup.
Is that a question, Pat? If it is, put it in the form of a question.
I’m not answering any questions from you guys, so get used to it.
Some of you would like to run me out of town, but it ain’t gonna happen. Any more questions?
We lost the first period, we picked it up a little bit in the second, and we lost the third. That’s not satisfactory.
If my boss knew anything about coaching, he’d be coaching. Any other questions?
My owner’s running around with a Fender guitar like Iggy Pop, dropping acid. Any more questions about why we’re floundering?
Jimmy Dolan , Bluesman.
...you try too hard..
You read too slow
you come to the conclusion too fast…
Not sure, did Carp say all Boneheads start the season with clean SLATE?
Not all, Papa. Some grab it.
If the grabbers steal all the SLATE, can we TURN THE PAGE?
AV: “We all have to be on the same page. What page are you on, Richie?”
“Uh, looks like page 2.”
“Dammit, you’re on the wrong page!”
Biron in competition for his job. LOL. Sather scrounging around for $350 grand.
PAGING Mr. SLATE.