Thanks Carp for asking to post my over/under suggestions as a Guest Blog. I guess it’s my turn to “stink”.
Boneheads, here are some of my suggestions for Over/Under pools for the upcoming season:
A) Ranger Point Total: 62
B) Kreider Goals: 47 (Note: If Torts was still coach over/under would have been on the # of times sent down and recalled)
C) # of times Eric declares “season over” before Christmas? 142?
D) # of Dan Girardi Snow Angels during season: 1820?
E) # of times Sam declares during broadcast… “great play by Staal”? 1650 (this includes any Staal brother, not just Marc)
F) # of times during the year Papa Bear refers to Nash as “Mister Softie” – 1240
G) Minutes into the actual season when someone on Bonehead Nation blogs “Richards sucks, we should have bought him out” – over / under: 1st period, 1st game, before Richards 3rd shift?
H) # of beers Kristo consumes before he suffers from late night frost-bite on a road trip to Winnipeg: 2 cans of St. Paulie Girl?
I) # of times Carp declares Rangers are playing with only “1 first line player”? 640?
J) # of times combined Mannu declares Kyle Jean, Brandon Mashinter or Dylan McIlrath the answer to our prayers: 860?
K) # of hy-phenated words posted by that Miami Pimp guy during the season? Not-enough?
L) # of Looney Tune Gravatars on blog used by someone other than blogger formerly known as Llatona – 0?
M) # of bloggers who jump ship and root for the Fishsticks after they win the Stanely Cup in Brooklyn in 2015: 3 Trolls and 2 Legitimate Boneheads?
N) # of times we take the blog over 1,000 in a day? Zero (unless Eddie 3X’s makes a comes back)
O) # of Boneheads calling for a compliance buyout of Nash instead of Richards going into next off-season (besides Papa Bear)? ………Scary thought, Huh?
P) # of Ranger players on the golf course at the start of the Stanley Cup Playoffs? 18 and 2 Goaltenders.
Q) # of Rangers traveling together on exotic romantic getaway and not on the golf course at the start of the Stanley Cup Playoffs? 2 (Del Zotto & Zuccarello)
R) # of ways one could combine/sequence the words “Is this thing on?” and still make sense? Lost count, but a lot.
S) # of times CCCP and his brother, (or is it his cousin?) ICCCP, refer to the off-season blogging as “brutal”? Probably a lot more if they happen to read this jibberish!
X) I’d add some more but I forgot what letter comes after S and I don’t want to embarrass myself any further.
U) When does the Travesty City prospect tournament start?
V) Warmest Regards Always to my Fellow Boneheads,
W) Papa Bear
T) Yes I agree,
Y) Nash played
Z) Good in the Playoffs.
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