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  1. Sioux-per-man 11.0 on

    Carp used his buffalo nickel, the Fighting Sioux head came up!

    Rangers win!

  2. Lol kids dropped a lets go rangers chant on two caps fans outside the natural history museum.

  3. They have to be prepared mentally for every possible scenario in the early going —– so that, in an extreme example, a two goal deficit or a two goal lead after ten minutes will almost be immaterial to the way they must continue to play for the entire 60.

    (Of course if they DO get down 2-0 after ten minutes, I will be leading the local lemmings charge off the cliff, but you get my point)

    Poise and attention to details. Finish checks, don’t cheat at the blue line, put the puck on net, stay out of the box, do not retaliate. All about willpower now.

  4. Key:

    Dorsett must not get on the ice, if he does the refs will penalize him for anything they can think of in front of the Caps fans who will go bananas.

  5. 1. If a coin lands heads-side down, wouldn’t that mean the principal / initial contact would made between Carps’ hand and the head; thus, resulting in a possible suspension?

    2. Great call on “fans since 2007” Is This Real?


    3. LGR!!!

  6. Doodie Machetto, 0.0 on

    Rangers and Islanders are about to have an intense battle this May… over tee times.

  7. Doodie Machetto, 0.0 on

    Carp, is there a way to keep the video from autoplaying? It’s just frustrating for me to refresh, refresh, refresh and the video to go off everytime. I like you, but not that much.

  8. The Rangers have won 3 of their last 4 games, while coincidentally, the Caps have lost 3 of their last 4.

  9. Doodie downer. Doodie picked caps in six. He’s back to bring more reverse psychology….pimp style.

  10. Sioux-per-man 11.0 on

    Cally puts the team on his back. Scores Game winner!!!

    Doodie get your clubs ready! You will be the only one golfing this month!!!

  11. Doodie called the Columbus trade a total catastrophe. Said the series was over after Game 5. Please, please don’t tell us you have a good feeling about this tilt tonight.

  12. Sioux-per-man 11.0 on

    In Hank We Trust.

    Put it on all your Money!!!

    Rangers vs Bruins!!!

    See you all on the other side.

    Let’s Go Rangers!!!

  13. Doodie Machetto, 0.0 on

    Brassard has played the 4 best games of his entire career. He isn’t going to keep that up. His first two games of the series (yes, I know it’s hard to believe he played in those games if you had watched them) are a testament to that.

  14. Doodie Machetto, 0.0 on

    @Brassballs will lead us again, dude is a gamer@

    Said nobody in Columbus, ever.

  15. Sioux-per-man 11.0 on

    Brassard not only will he score a goal, he will have 2 assist!!!

    Get in the Game Doodie!!!!

    #Stay Positive they had those shirts made just for YOU!!

  16. Sioux-per-man 11.0 on

    This is the game that legends are made from. Game 7.

    Cally, Henrik, ….. Brassard. Win this series TONIGHT.

    Now I gotta go. Later Boys!!!


  17. Actually Doodie I heard and read nothing but positive things coming out of Columbus about Brassballs

    7 points in 6 career playoff games on a team that can’t score, i’ll take that. Now feel free to carry on with the pessimism and nay-saying. charming stuff that never tires

  18. Doodie Machetto with some real positive posts.

    really why even watch the game, jump off the ledge now.

    how can they beat the caps, a team which finished with 1 more point playing the easiest schedule in hockey by far..

    caps are peppering the rangers to a tune of 2 goalsper game. and they won 2 games at home in OT..

    RANGERS HAVE NO CHANCE. WHy even play the game…

  19. Brassard was a first round pick, sixth overall. He didn’t fall off a turnip truck.

  20. I miss Gaborik and his style of play more than anyone here, but to say that Brassard hasn’t been one of best players for this team or that we would be in a Game 7 without him is just flat out ignorant and pushing an agenda…

    And, Zuccarello is a diamond. This guy should be locked for as long as he can be. The Rangers ought NOT let this guy go for a long time!

    GAME 7 is here. Finally! I am able to watch the game live tonight!


  21. Stranger Nation on

    Zucc played well in series, but last game on PP on pt es no bueno

    Torts has shat the bed with his PP line-up. If they lose this series, he should be given a wedgie and left hanging from the Washington Monument.
    Richards still?
    Boyle? please
    Girardi? oh gawd

    Moore Moore
    Moore Bros-hard/Brassballs
    Moore Stralman or any Stralman (had PPGs last season’s POs)

  22. Yeah, I read the game thread. Seems like a lot of youse guys thought Zucc wasn’t good on the PP yesterday.

    Well, I disagree. And, the PP would be an even smellier pile of trash without him. Trust me.

  23. LOL I love the coverage from Casa de Carp. even if you ARE a smart Assen Carpy.

    Just drop the puck let them play and as Paul said “let it be”

  24. Norm Merton on

    Torto needs to manage Dorsett at the start of this game. Biggest factor in home-ice advantage is the refs, IMO, and the crowd will be screaming any time he touches a Cap. Refs say they don’t react to that stuff, and then they react to that stuff. If I were the coach — expecting a call any day now — I’d have Asham out there more than Dorsett for as long as possible.

  25. Eddie Eddie Eddie on

    (Doodie after Brassard’s first game) – “he sucks – never play this well ever again”

    (doodie after Brassard outscores gabby after the trade) “next year gabby will outscore Moore Brass and Dorsett combined”

    Doodie after Brassard plays a great game 3 “he sucks and it won’t continue”

    Doodie after Brassard leads the team in scoring during playoffs “best 4 games of his life”

    Doodie do us all a favor and just STFU

  26. Norm Merton on

    And now I notice Jshim has already made this point. Great minds, I guess :)

  27. Carp, On the shelf behind you in the video, I believe the last one on the right is crooked.

    Please straighten asap, these are the kinds of symbolic and unexplained stuff that jinx a team.

    In the event the Rangers lose you will be held responsible for our bad luck.

    Please hurry!

  28. I hate Chris Neil.

    I hope Neil breaks his hand while beating the snot out of Cooke.

    I hope Cooke gets a confusion while Neil breaks his hand beating the snot out of Cooke.

  29. Leetchhalloffame on

    Hank is going to face a barrage of shots from every angle tonight. Torts will face a barrage of questions about his crappy power play after the game. Rooting for the boys in blue but think they have a huge uphill climb tonight. Let’s Go Rangers!!!!!!!!!

  30. If the Rangers game is this (Bruins/Leaves) wide open I am going to be majorly upset!

    Volpatti possibly playing. Retribution = Distraction (I hope)

  31. Stranger Nation on

    The Craps are not…what’s the word I’m looking for…hmmm….oh yeah..good. The Craps are really not that good.

  32. The Kreider still channeling Meriwether Lewis in seeking the Northwest Passage.

  33. So Carp, when you did the coin toss in your video, which team won? Just curious.

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