Interesting how that embarrassing Penguins franchise was able to publicly state that Malkin had a concussion and short term memory loss. Then last week said “health update after the game” and actually delivered saying what was bothering Malkin and how long he will be out.
But again it’s “none of our business.” Right? Anyone else have any questions? Im sure you do, Sam.
Sam
Anyone else have any questions? Im sure you do, Sam.
That Geoffrion news is so sad. Best of luck to him and his family that he can recover.
cooscoos
Didn’t the chat used to have the time listed next to the comments, or am I hallucinating? Also, I think I am one of the few who can hear and enjoys the ticker tape noises with Carp’s replies. I’m sure everyone with a boss has this exquisite feature muted.
Peter
Rangers claim Ben Eager, Nick Johnson and Rotislav Olesz off waivers
Peter
Rangers waive Ben Eager, Nick Johnson and Rotislav Olesz
Doodie Machetto
Carp, to answer your question, the players that I think have played at or above expectations:
1) Stepan
2) Hagelin
3) Nash
4) Stralman
5) Eminger
6) Miller
7) Biron
8) Haley
Sad list.
Rob in Beantown
NEW POPE NEW POPE
Rob in Beantown
NEW POPE
Doodie Machetto
Manny should be on that.
Doodie Machetto
My bet is Muckler, since he died 20 years before Jesus.
Lev
Safe to say it wont be John Tortorella?
Doodie Machetto
I’m gonna go ahead and predict old white Europansy male.
eric
did we send gabby to san jose in a package for boyle and clowe
Anybody see the game PA Parenteau played last night? Suh-weet.
Manny
PS – That’s a tongue in cheek thing since PA played his best for 18 minutes and the Avalanche got shutout by the Oilers.
cooscoos
Hubert Humphrey, patronizingly showing off his halting knowledge of Spanish, spoke to a Mexican legislature and while thanking various dignitaries in the audience, also thanked “Papa Grande” for giving all “this wonderful, cloudless day.” What he didn’t understand is that most Spaniards translate ‘Papa Grande’ as ‘The Great Potato.’
Papa Bear
The Great Potatoe!!! Was he an Irish Pope???
Manny
stevezipay One fan here at Winnipeg Iceplex peering through window has a handmade Gaborik sign. Think it’s a positive one
Grand Rebbe, on his deathbed, converted, then somehow recovered. Elders and flock asked him how this could have happened, and why he did this. Thinking quickly, he replied, “Better one of them should die than one of us.”
cooscoos
Father Pat knows his history.
cooscoos
FLASH: Rosen apologizes to Tortorella for breathing.
cooscoos
Gaborik volunteers at McBurney YMCA, teaching young swimmers to float.
stuart a
Asham is back the offensive problems are solved….
Manny
ASHAM!
James G
We’re saved! He’ll look good along side Stepan and Haley as part of our top line
James G
PAP? Playing well? Heard he’s a lousy skater
Strange Nation
Ass-ham for Easter Dinner!
Fat Guy
any possibility that the real reason Asham has been out is because he’s been deliberating on the election of the new Pope? He’s back now, of all days? Coincidence? I think not
Strange Nation
Sam lowers ‘funeral director’ voice above the barely above an audible whisper. Torts stricken by acute auditory hyper sensitivity syndrome goes postal on Sam and asks him never to talk that loud again!
Strange Nation
delete first above…
Manny
Asham is The White Smoke….
James G
Sam should just do like Torts said..ask THE PLAYERS.. “Ryan, Coach Tortorella says you guys suck. What do you think?”
eric
suppoisvely torts spoke for 6 minutes post practice today according to hockey night in canada radio
where the sound?
Manny
I am henceforth referring to Asham as “The White Smoke”
James G
Lmbo!
Papa Bear
Sam question to Torts…..”What went wrong tonight, John?”
“What went wrong ? Oh, that’s great Sam. That’s a great question…..Anyone else like to know what went wrong? Well, okay. I’ll tell you what went wrong….. Your freaking schnozzola, Sam. That’s what went wrong.. Anyone else have a question?....... I didn’t think so.”
Fat Guy
or the “Off-White Smoke” (a nod to his First Nation roots)
Papa Bear
Torts, graduate of the Robert Conrad Eveready Battery School of press relations.
Fat Guy
I miss seeing Robert Conrad vs. Lou Ferrigno int he Battle of the Network Stars. Simon Says told Conrad to dare Lou to knock it off his shoulder
eddie eddie eddie
smoke at my house is white too….and i aint talking bout no pope
Manny
Asham is First Nation? Métis Canadian if you will. That’s pretty cool.
eddie eddie eddie
Ich Bin ein berliner
i am a jelly doughnut
Papa Bear
Found your vowels, Fat Guy?
Papa Bear
Trips e got Asham at the house.
Lev
smoke monster from LOST?
eddie eddie eddie
papa – i am comfortably numb
eddie eddie eddie
i got a whole things i gotta say….. to her….
eddie eddie eddie
whooooooaaaaaaaaa I…..
I gotta whole lotta things to tell her tonight….
iWicky "Frag Out!!!"
Are we there yet?
Manny
So close, Wick.
stuart a
all is good offensively for the Rangers asham is back, another plumber added to this lineup of skill and speed…powe, halpern, asham, boyle, haley, and pyatt.. how can they go wrong that is at least 9 goals between the crew.
Hedberg
I went to Winnipeg a yr ago, flatter than flat, wind blew all trees down. If your dog runs away u can watch him for 2 weeks. Cold place
Eddie Eddie Eddie
Dirk Diggler could score
Lev
Rangers Report @rangersreport
Corey Perry hit: same as Neil vs. Boyle in playoffs. Perry got 4 games; Neil got off scott free.
Ye, umm, no. Boyle was skating with his head down. His own fault. Zucker made the pass and was admiring it but had absolutely no reason to expect to be hit at that point as it was way late.
Lev
Oh ye also how about Tortorella and Lundqvist pulling a Jumbo Softshelled Shrimp Joe Thornton yesterday and giving Buffalo no credit and saying Rangers are a better team and all that jazz. Might be true, but everyone, including myself, had a problem with Thornton saying it last year, it’s only fair…
Blogmama
Good evening all! I’m anxiously awaiting the first newspaper headline that says “Lighten up Francis.”
Missed the Charp….:(
Lloyd Braun
have to love the NHL. all the tough talk about trying to eliminate headshots from the sport to protect the players’ long term safety and they respond to them with a slap on the wrist. amazing how this league is seemingly incapable to resisting the union except when it comes to drafting a new CBA.
Lloyd Braun
whoever said that the Neil hit on Boyle was identical to the Perry hit pretty obviously didn’t watch either hit
neil hit was border line material, perry hit was down right dirty.
Lloyd Braun
Perry hit was way late and he lunged up. Very dirty and 4 games is a joke.
stuart a
neil is a thug. .the guy has taken out numerous guys during his career…
yes he has some skill and can skate but he is just a a high end thug…kelly out for quite a while and nothing for neil, sure he ran into him by accident. just these accidents happen all the time with neil, konopko, zolnairycek, cooke, torres, and others.. they are just in the wrong place at the wrong time, bad luck…
interesting guys like girardi and others who play physical never have the same problems…must just be a conicedence….
back to the good news all well in rangerland we have the skill of asham back….man tough decision who do you sit; haley, boyle, bickell, halpern, powe, so many tough decisions to make…can the offense recoup if halpern or powe sit out????this is high class problem….
Gift of GAB-orik
Hey kids!! Everyone off the ledge by now?
Gift of GAB-orik
what’s the topic dujuor this evening?
Gift of GAB-orik
Hey Manny! Hey Mama! Hey CCCP!! long time not chat :)
Gift of GAB-orik
——- natural hat trick
Blogmama
I hear ya C3
Gabby!!!! We’ll see how crowded it gets tomorrow….
?”I’m not mad, I’m proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man and you learn two great things in your life. Look at me, never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.” – Jimmy Conway
Gift of GAB-orik
You know it Mama! I miss the ol’ gang… just can’t get on during the day…. unless it’s thursdays… then i’ll be a byfuglien chattin’ machine!
Gift of GAB-orik
Go get your shinebox!
Blogmama
LOL! mama love Gabby….what about game nights!
I know, the best thing abut being unemployed (or, um, at my old employer) was being able to be here lots…..but we heads have to do what we can! Shine on!
C3, you’d think goodfellas would have been coast checkers….
Blogmama
coat checkers, I mean…
well boys, I gotta run…Ta til tomorrow!
Lloyd Braun
have to say this:
Casino is a much better film than Goodfellas
Gift of GAB-orik
Some game nights i’m around my comp, other times i’m at work for most of the game and get home to watch the 3rd. I’ll stop in when I can! I look forward to tomorrow!
I said it and I watched both, Lloyd. Was a repeat offender taking aim at an opponent’s head and successfully inflicting damage on both. Those things to me are kind of similar.
Gee, you hate to see that happen to a guy like Rinaldo. He’d never do anything like that.
eddie eddie eddie
well well ring the bell
eddie eddie eddie
i believe it’s time for another ranger winning streak…..say 10 games….
Lev
Nice goal, Universe.
ilb2001
He also did a little extra flip, no?
eddie eddie eddie
stuart is not happy with certain players it seems…..
Czechthemout!!!
It is funny. When the Devils make a play in the offensive zone, it is to go to the net, not behind the net to grind.
eddie eddie eddie
not easy to stp a puck when quantum mechanics is on your mind…...those nano particles are really fuzzy
ilb2001
Does anyone know what’s wrong worth Marty? Food poisoning?
Hedberg
Lloyd n gift wow oh wow are you guys wrong on Bronx Tale which is better than Casino, but nowhere near Goodfellas. Granted the end with the blow was a tad long, but nobody looks better blown out than Adam Oates. Great actor, excellent Movie. Ray Liotta Union NJ
eddie eddie eddie
czech – but the other team cannot score when you have the puck behind their net
ilb2001
With
eddie eddie eddie
Hedberg – “am i clown?, do i amuse you?”
iWicky "Frag Out!!!"
What happened to Ronaldo?
eddie eddie eddie
ilb – marty is just getting old….happens to everyone
Hedberg
Debbies dough boy coach is 11-8-4 against the flyers and Pierre asks his about his domination of the Flyers….... Excellent question
So many good scenes, shine box, when the wack Pesci, when he takes the gun from Dr. Melfi and jams it in her face, he beats the preppy neighbor with the gun and Pesci real life mother making them something to eat and so many more. Maybe I’ll watch it tomorrow night
eddie eddie eddie
Candidates tournament to determine world champion Vishy Anand’s challenger begins tomorrow in London..Carlsen, Aronian, Kramnik, Radjabov (my favorite), Gelfand, Ivanchuk, Svidler, and Grischuk…..double round robin…follow the action at chessdom dot com…...
Peter
Bronx Tale is a good movie.
Goodfellas is possibly the BEST movie.
Casino is nowhere close to Goodfellas. Not even in the same league. All that hysterical Sharon Stone overacting garbage. She may be hotter, but I’ll take Lorraine Bracco as Ray Liotta’s wife any day of the week.
Hedberg
More knees gotta love it
Hedberg
Exactly Peter
eddie eddie eddie
The Godfather trumps them all…......
Tessio was always the smart one
eddie eddie eddie
Tom Hagen “Im german irish”
Jack woltz “well, my mic kraut friend….”
Ft Gy
Don’t forget State of Grace
eddie eddie eddie
Shawshank redemtption and Dead Poet’s society…..also great movies…..
ilb2001
Flyers are making it easy for NJ. Hard to understand, Mezaros and Grossman are back, and still no defense
eddie eddie eddie
“two things happened after that: the sisters never bothered andy again…..and Boz never walked again”
eddie eddie eddie
“judgement cometh and ye right soon”
Ft Gy
Thought we were only talking about Mob movies
eddie eddie eddie
fay guy – i missed the memo…my bad
Fat Guy
E3 – we’re friends, so you get a pass this time. Don’t let there be second time
Czechthemout!!!
Ex3
Good point. That is our team concept and offensive strategy.
Hedberg
Eddie good choices but u missed the memo, wake up!
Czechthemout!!!
We have a system!
On defense, stop the other team from scoring.
On the pk, stop the other team from scoring.
On the PP, stop the other team from scoring.
On offense, stop the other team from scoring.
That’s all folks.
Gift of GAB-orik
Carp! good to see you again old friend. And no that’s not an age shot :)
Eddie- i’m with you, Godfather is cream of the crop! except for the 3rd one… I didn’t care for it.
Back to Carp… the Festivus episode of Seinfeld was on the other night and it made me thing of the crew here!
Hedberg
Just saw the perry hit for the 1st time. Omg that’s got to be 10 games min. And I like Perry. Wow
Papa Bear
On the road again, like a band of gypsies we go down the highway
eddie eddie eddie
fat guy – werd
gift o gab – the third one was horrid
czech – werd up
eddie eddie eddie
hedberg – my bad
eddie eddie eddie
off to preach to the willing….flip side my bruthas
Peter
im gonna go get the papers, get the papers.
Peter
And dat’s dat.
cooscoos
karen: ‘what do you do?’
henry: ‘I’m in construction.”
karen: ‘your hands don’t feel like they’re in construction.’
henry: ‘I’m a …whaddayacallit… a union delegate.’
Papa Bear
we gonna be deep-sixed if Haley’s comet plays in the top six
Hedberg
It must suck to be a flyer fan.. Now more than ever
ilb2001
One player’s changing and Gerves is going in deep. 4-1
Hedberg
Jerry Vale
Papa Bear
Wiseguys – Nicholas Pileggi
Peter
Funny? Funny how?
Peter
I have said from day one, Flyers aint making the playoffs.
NYR_FAN
Adam Oates = Henry Hill
Papa Bear
By the way, I took care of that thing for ya
cooscoos
So he got shot in the foot, what’s the big deal?
Papa Bear
One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy’s sayin’, “Whadda ya want from me?’
Papa Bear
Don’t buy wigs that come off at the wrong time.
ilb2001
Are you gonna let him get away with it, ha?
Papa Bear
I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I’m free the next morning
Papa Bear
You might know who we are, but we know who are, understand?
cooscoos
‘Why don’t you guys go down to Wall Street and arrest some real crooks? And whoever sold you those suits had a wonderful sense of humor.”
ilb2001
You bought your button, you fake tough guy, you bought your button.
Papa Bear
What am I? A schmuck on wheels?
Peter
I got a wing!!
ilb2001
“Gervais’s having a tough game” doesn’t describe the situation properly.
ilb2001
5-1 Devils. Could get ugly
Lev
Flyers are freaking cheap shot artists
ilb2001
Yup. Getting ugly
Lev
Ok wasnt as bad as I thought.
ilb2001
Briere’s hit was much worse I thought
Hedberg
Haven’t fired a coach in Philly in like 2 yrs. That’s 14 yrs in the real world
Hedberg
Talbots gotta be thinking what the hell did I do?
Lev
They should just give them 10 minutes plus minors or this will get even uglier. Not that I mind.
Fat Guy
Do the Flyers ever change or get better?
Hartnell is a real doosh
iWicky "Frag Out!!!"
Briere is a cheap shot artist to the nth degree! Punk in every way.
Thanks for the Rinaldo info carp
iWicky "Frag Out!!!"
Isn’t Ben eager the guy that played for the Blackhawks that several people here said they wanted at one point?
iWicky "Frag Out!!!"
Wholly crap trade deadline is only a few weeks away
ilb2001
He played for the Flyers too…Not sure how many people wanted him. Wasn’t he a first round pick? Don’t remember which team.
Lev
Ilya BryZHgalov… who the hell is that?
ilb2001
Yup, wick, April 3rd. First time in years I’m not away skiing during the trade deadline.
Since when is Rob Blake a disciplinarian? Wow…Shanny has henchmen doing his dirty work…
cooscoos
Don’t understand Carp’s tweet: “You can listen to the Chat at noon (or you can replay it later, but not live.” Why won’t you live? Is that some kind of a death threat?
NYR_FAN
Bob McKenzie is saying it’s anyone’s guess when Staal comes back. Could be 2 weeks….could be 2 months…nobody knows. All we know that there is an eye injury and it needs time to heal…these things aren’t predictable…
Papa Bear
Coos take a Valium, he’s not threatening us. . I think he means you can read it, but you can’t contribute to it….kind of similar to watching a DVD.
cooscoos
It’s a death threat, pure and simple. He specifically says you will not live if you replay it later! Hey, it is what it is. We all have to polish up our keyboards, move on, and get ready for Winnipeg.
I just watched a hilarious movie called “The Gullibles.”
cooscoos
Byfuglien accepts 4 year, $10 million dollar offer from Sea World.
Papa Bear
No Coos, he’s a good guy, we are not in danger…...
It’s not live, like I’m breathing so I’m living- live. It’s live, like not happening right now, happened before …........I think.
Papa Bear
Byfuglien, guys got elephant feet, size 18 on the skates.
cooscoos
Kin Jong-un say, heat pots, invite Byfuglio man.
cooscoos
“You’re hanging around my freaken neck like a vulture, like impending danger!”
cooscoos
Sup Papa? Jest a bit of humor at Carp’s expanse expense. :)
cooscoos
Byfulglien agrees to terms with Walt Disney Productions, will be new ride at Disneyland, 2014-17.
cooscoos
Banker: “We need more production from our third lien.”
Papa Bear
Carp to Coos : You’re a pistol, you’re really funny. You’re really funny.
Eddie Eddie Eddie
What it be? Whisper words of wisdom what it be?
Eddie Eddie Eddie
Third rail
Papa Bear
It be quiet , sleepy round here. The big Charp wore the heads down. Limited activity on the wire.
Eddie Eddie Eddie
Almost time…..
hide the garlic
cooscoos
Custer: “I’m dog tired of playing defense, boys! Today we take it to ‘em.”
cooscoos
Verify all crypto clearances.
Papa Bear
Taylor Swift has long slender feet, big toes.
Eddie Eddie Eddie
Lucky Dan is going to run second. I said Place. Place the bet on lucky Dan….
cooscoos
Looks like she’s got a bit of Kennedy in her. (the freckles)
cooscoos
If I could run I’d be at Santa Anita.
Eddie Eddie Eddie
Copy that
Taylor swift has funny looking eyes. Not a fan. Thin voice. Not a babe. Silly lyrics. Takes herself way too seriously.
Papa Bear
They say Jesus was 6’2”, Steel Blue Eyes. Strong manly feet.
cooscoos
William Blake, stirring to life in the Victorian section of tombstone alley.
Eddie Eddie Eddie
She HAD some Kennedy in her, but they broke up
Eddie Eddie Eddie
Jesus was hung like a hebrew national.
cooscoos
That reads like Prust’s bio in the Montreal Gazette.
Papa Bear
There was a nun in grammar school. She was tall as the day was long. Man hands, hairy chin. Husky voice. Something not right with that picture.
cooscoos
Referring to Papa’s contribution.
stranger nation
This seat taken?
cooscoos
That nun may have been Abe Vigoda hiding out from Elliot Ness.
cooscoos
Pull up a stool, strange.
cooscoos
Awaidting eee’s stool joke.
Eddie Eddie Eddie
Bill Blake eatin corn flakes, on the make, what he’d take, in the lake, these ain’t fake, cake I bake …. In the oven, need some loven, oat berry muffin, turkey need stuffin
Boyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
cooscoos
Always thought Jesus was Irish.
cooscoos
Or Swedish. Something like Hagelin, only taller.
Papa Bear
Prust lust, infectious affliction round here.
cooscoos
Sounded today like Torts was throwing Sather under the Greyhound.
Eddie Eddie Eddie
Drop a stool
Papa Bear
Hagelin seems like a quiet pious lad.
cooscoos
Last season, he lambasted Dolan. Schoenfeld might want to look into buying some new suits next fall if this team doesn’t shape up.
Eddie Eddie Eddie
This rounds on me – barkeeper – line em up
cooscoos
Pope Carl the Lesser.
Eddie Eddie Eddie
Jesus O’Christ
cooscoos
Torts, if pressured, will clarify, will blame the ‘slow start’ on the lockout, not Sather.
Papa Bear
Police to Torts: And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper?
cooscoos
However, EVERYONE had the lockout.
Eddie Eddie Eddie
What we need, what we need…...
Is solidarity
cooscoos
We hang together or we hang separately.
Papa Bear
Torts acting more and more like Twiggy. Wearing thin.
stranger nation
What’s the matter people?
SOLIDARITY!!
cooscoos
Stranger, searching for stool, ‘you using this?’
stranger nation
Torts looking for Queeg’s strawberries in the lockerroom
Eddie Eddie Eddie
Fargo – great movie
stranger nation
I no longer need that stool
cooscoos
“I had mutinous officers.”
stranger nation
William Macy – genius
Eddie Eddie Eddie
Sly and robbie
cooscoos
Macy went to Goddard, with Mamet. Great buds.
stranger nation
They still need a two way bang em up forward to play LW on first line – if Hags was 6’3” 230 lbs..
Oh wait – we have that guy – Chrissy Cry’der
Eddie Eddie Eddie
Little bill in boogie nights
“Has anyone seen my wife”
cooscoos
Kreider, The Mystery Man
stranger nation
saw Glen Gary this winter on the boards – Pacino was barely audible – not worth the coin
now THAT was a great flick – Jack Lemmon was golden
cooscoos
That’s no lady, that’s my wife.
Papa Bear
He’s fleeing the interview. He’s fleeing the interview. ....
Eddie Eddie Eddie
May I push in that stool?
cooscoos
Pacino, like most superstars of fiction and theater, when fully grown, will accept no direction. Like, for example, ‘speak up, dammit.’
Eddie Eddie Eddie
Lemmon/Matthau – great team – loved the fortune cookie
stranger nation
The drum and the bass have fe move me waist,
The riddim and skank have Jah fe thank.
The lyrics and song me have fe keep me strong.
Steel Pulse – Earth Crisis – great disc – turn in up!
cooscoos
Stranger – I read the play long before I saw it on screen and on the boards. It worked best as a read IMO. Brilliant, but actors ham it up too too.
Eddie Eddie Eddie
Pacino fully grown is only 5 ft nothing
stranger nation
Where’re them cops of yours, stoolie? You’re gonna need them…
cooscoos
Steel Pulse? They steal that from Chaucer? Or Robbie Burns?
Eddie Eddie Eddie
Michael Rose – great singer
cooscoos
Pacino plays Torts!
stranger nation
Mamet’s writing is special – a real genius of the craft – the staccato rhythm of his dialogue is amazing
cooscoos
Jesus rose. Michael didn’t rise.
stranger nation
Pulse was definitely burning a lot of the lamb’s bread
cooscoos
Mamet knows it all, from academia to wall street to 125th street, to the Bowery, to Sutton Place. Can’t be said of many.
stranger nation
They call me Mr. Isaacs…
Papa Bear
Knick fans & Boneheads, alternating dibs on the ledge.
stranger nation
all that NY knowledge from a Chicago guy
cooscoos
Went to a Knick game last year and it was one of the most miserable evenings of my life with the noise, the Rap, the …whatever..
One of my fav flicks is ‘Things Change’ with Don Ameche and Joe Montegna – classic Mamet script beautifully acted
cooscoos
Stranger – he sold real estate at one time…thus Glengarry.
stranger nation
haven’t been to MSG for a knickerbocker game in 8 yrs – may be going to Big East tomorrow though
Eddie Eddie Eddie
Ameche was great in cocoon
stranger nation
Saw ‘Oleanna’ down on a small theatre on 2nd ave in the East village – powerful stuff
he is not afraid to take on the system
cooscoos
Mamet chooses Montagna whenever he can, also Macy, and his wife (Mamet’s) They do it his way.
cooscoos
Oleanna could have starred eee.
stranger nation
If you haven’t see ‘Homicide’ check it out – another under rated Mamet written film with Montegna and Macy
cooscoos
college basketball preferred
cooscoos
I thought I read and saw every Mamet. Have to look up Homicide. Unless I’m forgetting.
stranger nation
Well gents – hello I must be going…early start manana
Did anyone else hear stewie howling at the moon?
cooscoos
first prize: A new Cadillac
second prize: a set of steak knives
third through sixth, the axe.
cooscoos
You obviously didn’t read the retorts
stranger nation
Homicide directed by Joel Coen – amazing stuff, his wife, Frances MacDormand in it as well
cooscoos
line changes, let’s go
cooscoos
Torts: “He’s still a kid as used car salesmen go. 37. Don’t want to push him too fast. We have his future in mind.”
Papa Bear
High anxiety in Rangerland, boneheads toss and turn through the night, wake-up, check blog, see the line-up and quietly retreat back to bed, for more restless tossing and Nashing of teeth.
cooscoos
Had that gnashing of teeth thing going around my brain for a long time. Couldn’t figure how to get rid of the G.
cooscoos
eddie out picking a coconut from the back yard tree.
Papa Bear
I figured if Rick could drop it, so could I.
cooscoos
Sit Richie and put Haley in his spot. This sink needs some Comet.
cooscoos
Performance extraordinaire from left field today, Mets. Holy…..Get me one of those $650 seats.
cooscoos
eddie does it with creativity; he puts his mail in the check.
Papa Bear
Hank quoted post game last night. We definitly outplayed them.
Tell that to the ledgeheads.
cooscoos
Don’t know what game Henrik was watching. I remember a reporter asking Nicklaus what it felt to three put on 18 and he said he NEVER three putted on 18. The reporter said he had film. Jack said, I don’t care what you have, I never three putted on 18 in my entire career. (Power of positive thinking)
cooscoos
chefboyardeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (filling in for e3)
Papa Bear
Tell me, schatzie, is it twue what they say about the way you people are…Gifted? Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue.
cooscoos
I was lightly gifted last Christmas.
cooscoos
Bickel, Haley, and Ash, LLC, specializing in Torts
cooscoos
eee at 2:10 AM – ‘Hey, what’s up? Someone turned out the lights?’
Papa Bear
Overheard as Ranger team bus approached Winninpig;
Well, that’s where we go a-ridin’ into town, a-whompin’ and a-whumpin’ every livin’ thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
cooscoos
Igloos close at 10 PM.
Papa Bear
Lights out for me.
Catch ya on the bound.
cooscoos
Someone’s doing a helluva job keeping those too man men on the ice penalties to a bare minimum. Let’s give credit where credit is due.
cooscoos
ciao
Eddie Eddie Eddie
Werd up yo
newbear
Um, I watched an episode of “Pawn Stars” last night, a guy walks in with a signed hockey sticks and they talk about this signature and nobody knows what’s going on, really. So they decide to call in an expert to determine the value of this damn lumber – commercial – I dozed off, when I came back, another commercial about Coors, the next guy in there was trying to pawn a confederate belt buckle, wow ?!?!?!?
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Interesting how that embarrassing Penguins franchise was able to publicly state that Malkin had a concussion and short term memory loss. Then last week said “health update after the game” and actually delivered saying what was bothering Malkin and how long he will be out.
But again it’s “none of our business.” Right? Anyone else have any questions? Im sure you do, Sam.
Anyone else have any questions? Im sure you do, Sam.
I sure do, Lev.
BMash23RyanBourque91 doing neck exercises. #lovesballsinhisface pic.twitter.com/XgO00AkiSeIs it still live if I watch it now?
Right now.
Ha! I was able to catch most of it. Great Charp!
Someone asked about nnsense. He was BANJing…
White smoke – Carp’s officially the new Pope
That Geoffrion news is so sad. Best of luck to him and his family that he can recover.
Didn’t the chat used to have the time listed next to the comments, or am I hallucinating? Also, I think I am one of the few who can hear and enjoys the ticker tape noises with Carp’s replies. I’m sure everyone with a boss has this exquisite feature muted.
Rangers claim Ben Eager, Nick Johnson and Rotislav Olesz off waivers
Rangers waive Ben Eager, Nick Johnson and Rotislav Olesz
Carp, to answer your question, the players that I think have played at or above expectations:
1) Stepan
2) Hagelin
3) Nash
4) Stralman
5) Eminger
6) Miller
7) Biron
8) Haley
Sad list.
NEW POPE NEW POPE
NEW POPE
Manny should be on that.
My bet is Muckler, since he died 20 years before Jesus.
Safe to say it wont be John Tortorella?
I’m gonna go ahead and predict old white Europansy male.
did we send gabby to san jose in a package for boyle and clowe
Is the Pope Catholic?
Uh oh. Reported that Gaby brought his mother into the locker room in Buff last night. You would think she would at least put some clothes on!
Sounds like Ryan Miller might possibly be moved this season. Interesting to think about at least.
Haha. New Pope. Good one guys.
Father Pat, We did it! The smoke is white! The smoke is white!
Peter Popeovic
Anybody see the game PA Parenteau played last night? Suh-weet.
PS – That’s a tongue in cheek thing since PA played his best for 18 minutes and the Avalanche got shutout by the Oilers.
Hubert Humphrey, patronizingly showing off his halting knowledge of Spanish, spoke to a Mexican legislature and while thanking various dignitaries in the audience, also thanked “Papa Grande” for giving all “this wonderful, cloudless day.” What he didn’t understand is that most Spaniards translate ‘Papa Grande’ as ‘The Great Potato.’
The Great Potatoe!!! Was he an Irish Pope???
stevezipayOne fan here at Winnipeg Iceplex peering through window has a handmade Gaborik sign. Think it’s a positive oneViva el Papa!
http://www.hark.com/braveheart/stand-up-man-im-not-the-pope
I’m pretty sure it won’t be William Wallace.
No, Dan Quayle.
Sad indeed, Doodie.
EXCLUSIVE! PHOTO OF NEW POPE!
http://oi47.tinypic.com/w8q5g6.jpg
My guess is he’ll be Catholic.
First Jewish pope?
Abba Bargain Schmul
Megyn Kelly , Fox News, a fine Irish Lass
Wonder how many Catholics (or others) realize that St. Peter, the first Pope, was Jewish?
He could get it for you wholesale.
cooscoos
I don’t think they want to know that ;)
Jesus was Jewish.
Grand Rebbe, on his deathbed, converted, then somehow recovered. Elders and flock asked him how this could have happened, and why he did this. Thinking quickly, he replied, “Better one of them should die than one of us.”
Father Pat knows his history.
FLASH: Rosen apologizes to Tortorella for breathing.
Gaborik volunteers at McBurney YMCA, teaching young swimmers to float.
Asham is back the offensive problems are solved….
ASHAM!
We’re saved! He’ll look good along side Stepan and Haley as part of our top line
PAP? Playing well? Heard he’s a lousy skater
Ass-ham for Easter Dinner!
any possibility that the real reason Asham has been out is because he’s been deliberating on the election of the new Pope? He’s back now, of all days? Coincidence? I think not
Sam lowers ‘funeral director’ voice above the barely above an audible whisper. Torts stricken by acute auditory hyper sensitivity syndrome goes postal on Sam and asks him never to talk that loud again!
delete first above…
Asham is The White Smoke….
Sam should just do like Torts said..ask THE PLAYERS.. “Ryan, Coach Tortorella says you guys suck. What do you think?”
suppoisvely torts spoke for 6 minutes post practice today according to hockey night in canada radio
where the sound?
I am henceforth referring to Asham as “The White Smoke”
Lmbo!
Sam question to Torts…..”What went wrong tonight, John?”
“What went wrong ? Oh, that’s great Sam. That’s a great question…..Anyone else like to know what went wrong? Well, okay. I’ll tell you what went wrong….. Your freaking schnozzola, Sam. That’s what went wrong.. Anyone else have a question?....... I didn’t think so.”
or the “Off-White Smoke” (a nod to his First Nation roots)
Torts, graduate of the Robert Conrad Eveready Battery School of press relations.
I miss seeing Robert Conrad vs. Lou Ferrigno int he Battle of the Network Stars. Simon Says told Conrad to dare Lou to knock it off his shoulder
smoke at my house is white too….and i aint talking bout no pope
Asham is First Nation? Métis Canadian if you will. That’s pretty cool.
Ich Bin ein berliner
i am a jelly doughnut
Found your vowels, Fat Guy?
Trips e got Asham at the house.
smoke monster from LOST?
papa – i am comfortably numb
i got a whole things i gotta say….. to her….
whooooooaaaaaaaaa I…..
I gotta whole lotta things to tell her tonight….
Are we there yet?
So close, Wick.
all is good offensively for the Rangers asham is back, another plumber added to this lineup of skill and speed…powe, halpern, asham, boyle, haley, and pyatt.. how can they go wrong that is at least 9 goals between the crew.
I went to Winnipeg a yr ago, flatter than flat, wind blew all trees down. If your dog runs away u can watch him for 2 weeks. Cold place
Dirk Diggler could score
Rangers Report @rangersreport
Corey Perry hit: same as Neil vs. Boyle in playoffs. Perry got 4 games; Neil got off scott free.
Ye, umm, no. Boyle was skating with his head down. His own fault. Zucker made the pass and was admiring it but had absolutely no reason to expect to be hit at that point as it was way late.
Oh ye also how about Tortorella and Lundqvist pulling a Jumbo Softshelled Shrimp Joe Thornton yesterday and giving Buffalo no credit and saying Rangers are a better team and all that jazz. Might be true, but everyone, including myself, had a problem with Thornton saying it last year, it’s only fair…
Good evening all! I’m anxiously awaiting the first newspaper headline that says “Lighten up Francis.”
Missed the Charp….:(
have to love the NHL. all the tough talk about trying to eliminate headshots from the sport to protect the players’ long term safety and they respond to them with a slap on the wrist. amazing how this league is seemingly incapable to resisting the union except when it comes to drafting a new CBA.
whoever said that the Neil hit on Boyle was identical to the Perry hit pretty obviously didn’t watch either hit
i wish it was last year….
neil hit was border line material, perry hit was down right dirty.
Perry hit was way late and he lunged up. Very dirty and 4 games is a joke.
neil is a thug. .the guy has taken out numerous guys during his career…
yes he has some skill and can skate but he is just a a high end thug…kelly out for quite a while and nothing for neil, sure he ran into him by accident. just these accidents happen all the time with neil, konopko, zolnairycek, cooke, torres, and others.. they are just in the wrong place at the wrong time, bad luck…
interesting guys like girardi and others who play physical never have the same problems…must just be a conicedence….
back to the good news all well in rangerland we have the skill of asham back….man tough decision who do you sit; haley, boyle, bickell, halpern, powe, so many tough decisions to make…can the offense recoup if halpern or powe sit out????this is high class problem….
Hey kids!! Everyone off the ledge by now?
what’s the topic dujuor this evening?
Hey Manny! Hey Mama! Hey CCCP!! long time not chat :)
——- natural hat trick
I hear ya C3
Gabby!!!! We’ll see how crowded it gets tomorrow….
carcillo…almost busted that borsalino….
long time not chat
Is the chat live now?
oops! one too many letters there
Guys, help me petition Carp to do chats Thursdays….I can never make Wednesday.
Thursdays are perfect, i’m off on thursdays!
Let’s make this happen
I promise to be a good boy and not feed the trolls :)
not disputing that Neil can be a thug but his hit on Boyle has absolutely nothing in common with Perry’s hit on Zucker
Yes!!! Carp, can you hear us!!!
Good boy Gabby….:)
?”I’m not mad, I’m proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man and you learn two great things in your life. Look at me, never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.” – Jimmy Conway
You know it Mama! I miss the ol’ gang… just can’t get on during the day…. unless it’s thursdays… then i’ll be a byfuglien chattin’ machine!
Go get your shinebox!
LOL! mama love Gabby….what about game nights!
I know, the best thing abut being unemployed (or, um, at my old employer) was being able to be here lots…..but we heads have to do what we can! Shine on!
C3, you’d think goodfellas would have been coast checkers….
coat checkers, I mean…
well boys, I gotta run…Ta til tomorrow!
have to say this:
Casino is a much better film than Goodfellas
Some game nights i’m around my comp, other times i’m at work for most of the game and get home to watch the 3rd. I’ll stop in when I can! I look forward to tomorrow!
All work and no play makes Gab a dull boy!
Bronx tale trumps them both Lloyd.
Gabby, FB message :)
GAB!
Lets Go Flyers?
I said it and I watched both, Lloyd. Was a repeat offender taking aim at an opponent’s head and successfully inflicting damage on both. Those things to me are kind of similar.
Who the hell is Marek Zhidlitsky?
Doc has said Zhidlitsky 3 times now.
that’s how it’s pronounced.
Gift o gab
I think Stuart is still on the ledge, he is extremely concerned about our 4th line
Flyers’ D on that Elias goal looked like Rangers’ D last night.
HAHA, yea, no it’s not.
sorry Carp you’re wrong
Devils home game with their home announcers I see. No bias at all.
not the first time, Lloyd. Not the last. :)
Gee, you hate to see that happen to a guy like Rinaldo. He’d never do anything like that.
well well ring the bell
i believe it’s time for another ranger winning streak…..say 10 games….
Nice goal, Universe.
He also did a little extra flip, no?
stuart is not happy with certain players it seems…..
It is funny. When the Devils make a play in the offensive zone, it is to go to the net, not behind the net to grind.
not easy to stp a puck when quantum mechanics is on your mind…...those nano particles are really fuzzy
Does anyone know what’s wrong worth Marty? Food poisoning?
Lloyd n gift wow oh wow are you guys wrong on Bronx Tale which is better than Casino, but nowhere near Goodfellas. Granted the end with the blow was a tad long, but nobody looks better blown out than Adam Oates. Great actor, excellent Movie. Ray Liotta Union NJ
czech – but the other team cannot score when you have the puck behind their net
With
Hedberg – “am i clown?, do i amuse you?”
What happened to Ronaldo?
ilb – marty is just getting old….happens to everyone
Debbies dough boy coach is 11-8-4 against the flyers and Pierre asks his about his domination of the Flyers….... Excellent question
marty is immune to food poisoning…...
knee-on-knee by Carter, Wick.
So many good scenes, shine box, when the wack Pesci, when he takes the gun from Dr. Melfi and jams it in her face, he beats the preppy neighbor with the gun and Pesci real life mother making them something to eat and so many more. Maybe I’ll watch it tomorrow night
Candidates tournament to determine world champion Vishy Anand’s challenger begins tomorrow in London..Carlsen, Aronian, Kramnik, Radjabov (my favorite), Gelfand, Ivanchuk, Svidler, and Grischuk…..double round robin…follow the action at chessdom dot com…...
Bronx Tale is a good movie.
Goodfellas is possibly the BEST movie.
Casino is nowhere close to Goodfellas. Not even in the same league. All that hysterical Sharon Stone overacting garbage. She may be hotter, but I’ll take Lorraine Bracco as Ray Liotta’s wife any day of the week.
More knees gotta love it
Exactly Peter
The Godfather trumps them all…......
Tessio was always the smart one
Tom Hagen “Im german irish”
Jack woltz “well, my mic kraut friend….”
Don’t forget State of Grace
Shawshank redemtption and Dead Poet’s society…..also great movies…..
Flyers are making it easy for NJ. Hard to understand, Mezaros and Grossman are back, and still no defense
“two things happened after that: the sisters never bothered andy again…..and Boz never walked again”
“judgement cometh and ye right soon”
Thought we were only talking about Mob movies
fay guy – i missed the memo…my bad
E3 – we’re friends, so you get a pass this time. Don’t let there be second time
Ex3
Good point. That is our team concept and offensive strategy.
Eddie good choices but u missed the memo, wake up!
We have a system!
On defense, stop the other team from scoring.
On the pk, stop the other team from scoring.
On the PP, stop the other team from scoring.
On offense, stop the other team from scoring.
That’s all folks.
Carp! good to see you again old friend. And no that’s not an age shot :)
Eddie- i’m with you, Godfather is cream of the crop! except for the 3rd one… I didn’t care for it.
Back to Carp… the Festivus episode of Seinfeld was on the other night and it made me thing of the crew here!
Just saw the perry hit for the 1st time. Omg that’s got to be 10 games min. And I like Perry. Wow
On the road again, like a band of gypsies we go down the highway
fat guy – werd
gift o gab – the third one was horrid
czech – werd up
hedberg – my bad
off to preach to the willing….flip side my bruthas
im gonna go get the papers, get the papers.
And dat’s dat.
karen: ‘what do you do?’
henry: ‘I’m in construction.”
karen: ‘your hands don’t feel like they’re in construction.’
henry: ‘I’m a …whaddayacallit… a union delegate.’
we gonna be deep-sixed if Haley’s comet plays in the top six
It must suck to be a flyer fan.. Now more than ever
One player’s changing and Gerves is going in deep. 4-1
Jerry Vale
Wiseguys – Nicholas Pileggi
Funny? Funny how?
I have said from day one, Flyers aint making the playoffs.
Adam Oates = Henry Hill
By the way, I took care of that thing for ya
So he got shot in the foot, what’s the big deal?
One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy’s sayin’, “Whadda ya want from me?’
Don’t buy wigs that come off at the wrong time.
Are you gonna let him get away with it, ha?
I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I’m free the next morning
You might know who we are, but we know who are, understand?
‘Why don’t you guys go down to Wall Street and arrest some real crooks? And whoever sold you those suits had a wonderful sense of humor.”
You bought your button, you fake tough guy, you bought your button.
What am I? A schmuck on wheels?
I got a wing!!
“Gervais’s having a tough game” doesn’t describe the situation properly.
5-1 Devils. Could get ugly
Flyers are freaking cheap shot artists
Yup. Getting ugly
Ok wasnt as bad as I thought.
Briere’s hit was much worse I thought
Haven’t fired a coach in Philly in like 2 yrs. That’s 14 yrs in the real world
Talbots gotta be thinking what the hell did I do?
They should just give them 10 minutes plus minors or this will get even uglier. Not that I mind.
Do the Flyers ever change or get better?
Hartnell is a real doosh
Briere is a cheap shot artist to the nth degree! Punk in every way.
Thanks for the Rinaldo info carp
Isn’t Ben eager the guy that played for the Blackhawks that several people here said they wanted at one point?
Wholly crap trade deadline is only a few weeks away
He played for the Flyers too…Not sure how many people wanted him. Wasn’t he a first round pick? Don’t remember which team.
Ilya BryZHgalov… who the hell is that?
Yup, wick, April 3rd. First time in years I’m not away skiing during the trade deadline.
I really hate the flyers
Zhidlitsky? lol Thats not nice, Doc!
Since when is Rob Blake a disciplinarian? Wow…Shanny has henchmen doing his dirty work…
Don’t understand Carp’s tweet: “You can listen to the Chat at noon (or you can replay it later, but not live.” Why won’t you live? Is that some kind of a death threat?
Bob McKenzie is saying it’s anyone’s guess when Staal comes back. Could be 2 weeks….could be 2 months…nobody knows. All we know that there is an eye injury and it needs time to heal…these things aren’t predictable…
Coos take a Valium, he’s not threatening us. . I think he means you can read it, but you can’t contribute to it….kind of similar to watching a DVD.
It’s a death threat, pure and simple. He specifically says you will not live if you replay it later! Hey, it is what it is. We all have to polish up our keyboards, move on, and get ready for Winnipeg.
Is the chat live now?
That’s why ;)
And I don’t Clap at or view VD movies.
I just watched a hilarious movie called “The Gullibles.”
Byfuglien accepts 4 year, $10 million dollar offer from Sea World.
No Coos, he’s a good guy, we are not in danger…...
It’s not live, like I’m breathing so I’m living- live. It’s live, like not happening right now, happened before …........I think.
Byfuglien, guys got elephant feet, size 18 on the skates.
Kin Jong-un say, heat pots, invite Byfuglio man.
“You’re hanging around my freaken neck like a vulture, like impending danger!”
Sup Papa? Jest a bit of humor at Carp’s
expanseexpense. :)Byfulglien agrees to terms with Walt Disney Productions, will be new ride at Disneyland, 2014-17.
Banker: “We need more production from our third lien.”
Carp to Coos : You’re a pistol, you’re really funny. You’re really funny.
What it be? Whisper words of wisdom what it be?
Third rail
It be quiet , sleepy round here. The big Charp wore the heads down. Limited activity on the wire.
Almost time…..
hide the garlic
Custer: “I’m dog tired of playing defense, boys! Today we take it to ‘em.”
Verify all crypto clearances.
Taylor Swift has long slender feet, big toes.
Lucky Dan is going to run second. I said Place. Place the bet on lucky Dan….
Looks like she’s got a bit of Kennedy in her. (the freckles)
If I could run I’d be at Santa Anita.
Copy that
Taylor swift has funny looking eyes. Not a fan. Thin voice. Not a babe. Silly lyrics. Takes herself way too seriously.
They say Jesus was 6’2”, Steel Blue Eyes. Strong manly feet.
William Blake, stirring to life in the Victorian section of tombstone alley.
She HAD some Kennedy in her, but they broke up
Jesus was hung like a hebrew national.
That reads like Prust’s bio in the Montreal Gazette.
There was a nun in grammar school. She was tall as the day was long. Man hands, hairy chin. Husky voice. Something not right with that picture.
Referring to Papa’s contribution.
This seat taken?
That nun may have been Abe Vigoda hiding out from Elliot Ness.
Pull up a stool, strange.
Awaidting eee’s stool joke.
Bill Blake eatin corn flakes, on the make, what he’d take, in the lake, these ain’t fake, cake I bake …. In the oven, need some loven, oat berry muffin, turkey need stuffin
Boyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Always thought Jesus was Irish.
Or Swedish. Something like Hagelin, only taller.
Prust lust, infectious affliction round here.
Sounded today like Torts was throwing Sather under the Greyhound.
Drop a stool
Hagelin seems like a quiet pious lad.
Last season, he lambasted Dolan. Schoenfeld might want to look into buying some new suits next fall if this team doesn’t shape up.
This rounds on me – barkeeper – line em up
Pope Carl the Lesser.
Jesus O’Christ
Torts, if pressured, will clarify, will blame the ‘slow start’ on the lockout, not Sather.
Police to Torts: And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper?
However, EVERYONE had the lockout.
What we need, what we need…...
Is solidarity
We hang together or we hang separately.
Torts acting more and more like Twiggy. Wearing thin.
What’s the matter people?
SOLIDARITY!!
Stranger, searching for stool, ‘you using this?’
Torts looking for Queeg’s strawberries in the lockerroom
Fargo – great movie
I no longer need that stool
“I had mutinous officers.”
William Macy – genius
Sly and robbie
Macy went to Goddard, with Mamet. Great buds.
They still need a two way bang em up forward to play LW on first line – if Hags was 6’3” 230 lbs..
Oh wait – we have that guy – Chrissy Cry’der
Little bill in boogie nights
“Has anyone seen my wife”
Kreider, The Mystery Man
saw Glen Gary this winter on the boards – Pacino was barely audible – not worth the coin
now THAT was a great flick – Jack Lemmon was golden
That’s no lady, that’s my wife.
He’s fleeing the interview. He’s fleeing the interview. ....
May I push in that stool?
Pacino, like most superstars of fiction and theater, when fully grown, will accept no direction. Like, for example, ‘speak up, dammit.’
Lemmon/Matthau – great team – loved the fortune cookie
The drum and the bass have fe move me waist,
The riddim and skank have Jah fe thank.
The lyrics and song me have fe keep me strong.
Steel Pulse – Earth Crisis – great disc – turn in up!
Stranger – I read the play long before I saw it on screen and on the boards. It worked best as a read IMO. Brilliant, but actors ham it up too too.
Pacino fully grown is only 5 ft nothing
Where’re them cops of yours, stoolie? You’re gonna need them…
Steel Pulse? They steal that from Chaucer? Or Robbie Burns?
Michael Rose – great singer
Pacino plays Torts!
Mamet’s writing is special – a real genius of the craft – the staccato rhythm of his dialogue is amazing
Jesus rose. Michael didn’t rise.
Pulse was definitely burning a lot of the lamb’s bread
Mamet knows it all, from academia to wall street to 125th street, to the Bowery, to Sutton Place. Can’t be said of many.
They call me Mr. Isaacs…
Knick fans & Boneheads, alternating dibs on the ledge.
all that NY knowledge from a Chicago guy
Went to a Knick game last year and it was one of the most miserable evenings of my life with the noise, the Rap, the …whatever..
all the usual suspects….
nighty nigh, kids….
One of my fav flicks is ‘Things Change’ with Don Ameche and Joe Montegna – classic Mamet script beautifully acted
Stranger – he sold real estate at one time…thus Glengarry.
haven’t been to MSG for a knickerbocker game in 8 yrs – may be going to Big East tomorrow though
Ameche was great in cocoon
Saw ‘Oleanna’ down on a small theatre on 2nd ave in the East village – powerful stuff
he is not afraid to take on the system
Mamet chooses Montagna whenever he can, also Macy, and his wife (Mamet’s) They do it his way.
Oleanna could have starred eee.
If you haven’t see ‘Homicide’ check it out – another under rated Mamet written film with Montegna and Macy
college basketball preferred
I thought I read and saw every Mamet. Have to look up Homicide. Unless I’m forgetting.
Well gents – hello I must be going…early start manana
Did anyone else hear stewie howling at the moon?
first prize: A new Cadillac
second prize: a set of steak knives
third through sixth, the axe.
You obviously didn’t read the retorts
Homicide directed by Joel Coen – amazing stuff, his wife, Frances MacDormand in it as well
line changes, let’s go
Torts: “He’s still a kid as used car salesmen go. 37. Don’t want to push him too fast. We have his future in mind.”
High anxiety in Rangerland, boneheads toss and turn through the night, wake-up, check blog, see the line-up and quietly retreat back to bed, for more restless tossing and Nashing of teeth.
Had that gnashing of teeth thing going around my brain for a long time. Couldn’t figure how to get rid of the G.
eddie out picking a coconut from the back yard tree.
I figured if Rick could drop it, so could I.
Sit Richie and put Haley in his spot. This sink needs some Comet.
Performance extraordinaire from left field today, Mets. Holy…..Get me one of those $650 seats.
eddie does it with creativity; he puts his mail in the check.
Hank quoted post game last night. We definitly outplayed them.
Tell that to the ledgeheads.
Don’t know what game Henrik was watching. I remember a reporter asking Nicklaus what it felt to three put on 18 and he said he NEVER three putted on 18. The reporter said he had film. Jack said, I don’t care what you have, I never three putted on 18 in my entire career. (Power of positive thinking)
chefboyardeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (filling in for e3)
Tell me, schatzie, is it twue what they say about the way you people are…Gifted? Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue.
I was lightly gifted last Christmas.
Bickel, Haley, and Ash, LLC, specializing in Torts
eee at 2:10 AM – ‘Hey, what’s up? Someone turned out the lights?’
Overheard as Ranger team bus approached Winninpig;
Well, that’s where we go a-ridin’ into town, a-whompin’ and a-whumpin’ every livin’ thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Igloos close at 10 PM.
Lights out for me.
Catch ya on the bound.
Someone’s doing a helluva job keeping those too man men on the ice penalties to a bare minimum. Let’s give credit where credit is due.
ciao
Werd up yo
Um, I watched an episode of “Pawn Stars” last night, a guy walks in with a signed hockey sticks and they talk about this signature and nobody knows what’s going on, really. So they decide to call in an expert to determine the value of this damn lumber – commercial – I dozed off, when I came back, another commercial about Coors, the next guy in there was trying to pawn a confederate belt buckle, wow ?!?!?!?
La fin