Don’t know if this is good or bad news, or no news, but I’ve confirmed Marc Staal was not taken to a hospital. There are reports that he was.
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511 Comments
Hope that guy Staal is OK
It feels so bad about Staal, like all Rangers fans do right now…
I am praying for the guy…I could only hope he didn’t lose any vision in that eye…and of course, there is always the concussion factor…
Duguay was a beauty school dropout.
4th – another Top 10. Score
I’m really staying positive about Staal. I am hoping it hit him above the eye. Freaked him out and he’s back in a visor in no time.
Go Staal!
Beauty school dropout,
No graduation for you
Beauty school dropout
Missed your midterms
And flunked shampoo
Good job, Manny. Still trying to get an update on Staal … but not expecting one. Other than he was not taken to the hospital.
There is no shame in wearing a visor and playing the game the right way…
Lucky that was a deflection and not a live drive. Either way, he was in beaucoup pain.
NYR_Fan – I think we should all say a bed time prayer for Staal tonight. One can never have too much help from the man above!!!
Not being rushed to the hospital is good news…you would think…
I feel sick about Staal. Ugh…
Carp – Can the Ranger Management make all their player wear the shield?
Leetch said that Messier told him to wear the shield.
Rick Carpiniello ?@RangersReport
Don’t know if this is good or bad news, or no news, but I’ve confirmed Marc Staal was not taken to a hospital. There are reports that he was
Coos…Top of the Morn.
Bushmill’s Irish Honey, a blend of triple distilled Irish Whiskey, real Irish Honey and other natural flavors. A gift from a leprechaun whom I used to hunt for gold with.
Going down really nice, with ice.
Do you think we could trade our Bickel for the Blackhawks Bickell???? He scores more goals :)
If shields do ever become mandatory, they’ll have to grandfather them in, as they did with the helmet. Mandatory only for newcomers.
As Per CARP Staal was not taken to the hospital. Probably good news. Meaning his eye is not falling out.
I think we just need to add one “L” to Bickel’s #41 Sweater, Sioux.
Top o’ the mornin? I’ve been awake since three this afternoon!
saw it again on NHL post show whatever
still going/hoping
that puck hit eyebrow (or just above it)
If he didn’t go to the hospital, as Papa says, it’s definitely not eye related.
He’s going to be out for awhile. I just hope Staal doesn’t lose his vision in his right eye. It was nasty, Mama wouldn’t even look at the replay. First thing she says, “I wonder if his Mother is watching”.
I wonder Staal’s vision is ok? Is the eyeball functioning?
I also wonder about concussion symptoms…
Any fracture?
yes coocoos
that’s what i said near the end of the game thread
grandfather player safety standards and make ‘em uniform—visors—type of helmet with strong cushion—stronger chinstraps that MUST NOT be slack
Watch it coos, got my eye on you ( along with Steve)
Honestly, I don’t think Staal is out that long. I bet it’s a few stitches and he’s back in on Thursday night with a visor. Staying positive.
He would have been taken to the hospital, would he not, if it were more than just stitches?
Rangers SOAR into 8th place!!!! Stepping on the flyers as they pass.
Admiral, admiral, admiral…... You wonder too much.
What I’m most mad about is Bickel getting a Match penalty for defending his teammate who was on the bench and assaulted by that pirate Hartnell.
Pansification.
Good night fella’s, don’t forget to say a Prayer for Staal.
Many tough guys think it’s a sign of femininity to wear the shield. They might be happy if it were mandatory; they’re off the hook for woosing.
I think screaming for mandatory visors is not only reactionary but stupid. Have you ever seen a broken visor? That thing will decimate someones face. Way worse than the visor just not being there would. It’s hockey. Injuries are going to occur and they are going to occur to people’s faces. Have to just accept it. You can’t prevent it. You can be harmed with a visor and without.
“Visors are for soft guys and Europeans” – Tanner Glass
Papa – why can’t they release this information?
I can’t sleep not knowing about the health of #18 in Blue…...
jpg – just think if we had helmets like that. We would still have Sauer with us.
Is there any question after watching tonight whether or not we should buy out Richard?
Admiral, try an ambien.
Manny – it’s not worth losing your vision! I don’t care how tuff you are.
I always admired Admirals, because they will go down with the ship. Generals like to watch with field glasses. Get ‘em boys! Not that Generals are a bad thing.
Coos, real tough guys rip there helmets off before they fight.
JPG – NHL channel NEVER shows ranger highlights – I have screamed at my tv for years now…
Papa – Richards = Drury II
Richards is a nice player who may chip in the odd goal, and can be valuable in locker room (like Drury, Rupp). But please for G-d’s sake get him off the friggin point on the power play!
Speaking in General terms of course
“What I’m most mad about is Bickel getting a Match penalty for defending his teammate who was on the bench and assaulted by that pirate Hartnell.”
Manny? Switch the uniforms and then give me your reaction.
Richards is the New Drury…
Not Papa-Richards=Drury… Not meant to be algebraic!
the puck hit above staals eye not directly on the eye.
maybe orbital bone.
staal has been playing great lately, having a great game tonight btw.
hope he is doing ok….
I was once moderated on friggin.
But, Olga, the whole thing was minor league. Officials just wanted to get rid of those two, IMHO.
I bet there were plenty of MLB players who argued helmets affected their vision. And who argued earflaps affected their vision. Etc …
I was friggin moderated once.
Richie Rich goes off sides when his teeth cross the red line. (Sorry E3)
Frig ‘n Frak?
Easy does it.
So Richards is Gomez on the ice and Drury in the room? That’s not comforting.
(Comforting is Staal not in the hospital. Feels like awesome news.)
Carp if he was not taken to a hospital it is 100% good news. If there was any threat to the eye itself at all, he would have whisked directly to the hospital from the ice – after a trauma like that you have to get right in there. So if he wasnt taken to a hospital that is excellent news. As cooscoos said.
Real tough guys remove their helmets and cups before…
Match Penalty = mandatory suspend?????
Only difference between Drury and richie rich is that Richie never killed us with a late playoff goal.
Peter! Aloha, amigo.
Nah – Gomer Pyle is worse than Richie on the ice.
Coos, we cool right?
That’s a good question, Papa. If so, I would certainly challenge it with F Lee Bailey’s Irish Cream. Nothing happened!
Hoping for the best, fearing the worst.
E3
We be so cool, Peter, when we go to sleep, the sheep count us!
AA, he did do the snow angel while Henrique put us to bed last year.
Yeah we cool…2 things.
1. You leave town tonight. You lost your LA privileges.
2. You tell no one. It’s no one else’s business…
You hear me hillbilly boy?
Eddie, he was not taken to the hospital What do that tell you?
E3 – that be life, right?
Yeah. We cool.
I learned how to shout in print.
Oliver Cronwell with the GW for the wings
Coos good to see you too. Oddly, the above post asking if we are cool was not me. But the first one was. But I already knew we were cool.
He may have got it on the lid.
Coos is right. Refs wanted to do something there.
Switch uniforms? A guy on the ice assaulted a player on the benc after he put himself in a position to be near our bench.
Hartnell out for touching a player on the bench and Bickel nothing. That’s hockey.
English prof: “This noun ain’t big enough for both of us, podna.”
Kooz my brutha -,it be meaning that his eye still be hurt, you dig?
Only WE are cool, Peter. Who’s the imposter trying to bogart in to coolitude?
Eye lid.
I think the pain is there, e
This is between you me and soon to be spending the rest of his short assen life in agonizing pain rapist here…. It be no one else’s business.
After watching the replay like 25 times in slow moe high def…It looks like it hit just slight above the eye (temple) and the top side of his nose…
My noun be real big
People who get hit in the eye with a 95 MPH puck generally visit the local med facilities and don’t have some trainer from NYU tell them they’re okay, wot?
i be all forked up tonight. Where be newbie?
Papa – werd
Dunno. Great time tonight – my five year old got a puck during warmups. Was very psyched. Couldnt see what happened w/ Hartnell form our seats but on the monitor sure looked like he took a swing at Bickel. And dont know if they showed it on TV but the whole place was chanting a not very nice name that begins with a and ends with hole and as he left he gave the whole crowd the thumbs up and waved. Pretty funny dude. Probably a lot funnier if he is on your team.
E cubed, glass half full tonight.
sorry Manny
the calls weren’t surprising
hartnell hit Haley on the bench
(wrong!)
Bickel took a swipe at hartnell from the bench
(wrong!)
almost like a leaving the bench penalty
i think ref just wanted to get rid of ‘em
and didn’t want anything to escalate
we’re actually lucky
that the ref didn’t give
anything to Haley
who grabbed hartnell by the back of the neck
to yank him down into the bench
btw,
did it seem like Torts just walked over to the incident
and was smiling and/or laughing about when he walked away
shows what a 2 goal lead can do
Haley gave him the wicked smile
Peter, crowd would be moderated here.
It’s great to be a five year old. All you really hear are roars and static in an arena. Sort of like for an adult traveling in a foreign land, all the profanities and vulgarisms pass right by you.
Haley Looked good tonight. Skates like a comet, gets a shift every 89 years.
But heading towards empty
not going to the hospital means there wasn’t a serious injury to the eyeball itself, and no serious fracture of the orbit. it doesn’t mean he won’t miss time, as you can still have vision loss, swelling and massive pain after an injury like that. but it most likely means that there will not be any risk or permanent damage. PHEW!
I rarely get moderated
Holy Cannoli, Cally has been watching Nash and Nash’s close calls are starting to go in the net. Four goals in three games for The Kreider. It will be interesting to see how he does over the next few games. Does he force them to call him back up or does he refine his game in CT for the remainder of the season.
E3 .. Coos says you have the golden apple.
I thought both Bickel and Haley were relatively well-behaved, actually. Torts must sit them down, like with Asham when they come in and tell them that he wants discipline unless mayhem is called for. Certain he wasn’t happy with the Bickel penalty, but that call seemed ticky tacky, too.
Taint..
I have the golden apple? I mean, that sounds good, but…what do I do with it?
Tired of these Gabby lovers refusing to open their eyes.
Kooz – torts looked like he smiled as he turned away….it was funny
Oh, HE has the golden apple. That’s because he somehow gets away without moderation for the filthiest, filthiest comments. And, I’m sure we’re due for one right now…...
Alright boys good night. Im done. Great win,hope Staalsie is OK
Gabby had some shots… But he hasn’t scored in forever.
Riva Derchie
That’s what I meant- about Haley reaching out to push Hartnell in the head. So switch uniforms.
If a flyer did that to a Ranger, you would be all “Did you see that @^#$(*% flyer from the bench grabbed our guy, and when he righteously defended himself another flyer jumped him. They should throw out both those flyers…”
Cock-a-doodle do
He is afforded more freedom of expression than most. But that’s cool.
that Bickel penalty was an elbow and given where he was when he took it, just shows a total lack of hockey sense. not surprising since the guy is a minor-leaguer but he shouldn’t be dressing.
anyway, this was probably the best win they’ve had in a while and the first really meaningful nearly top-to-bottom performance they’ve put in since that losing streak. a good effort and to anyone who tried to claim Nash was a bust, y’all can kiss my tuchus
Here he goes
Olga – why are you giving us facts???? Some men see things as they are and ask why…. I dream of things that never were and ask why not…
Is it his punctuation?
http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1484413/staalface_medium.gif
This makes it not look as bad in terms of hitting the eye
Olga, if a Ranger fell half way into a Flyer bench years ago, he would come out nude and beaten with a stick rammed into an inaproppriate place and there wouldn’t even be a whistle.
Detroit vs St. Louis – battle of the cocks.
I actually thought this was Bickel’s best showing at forward so far.
And Lloyd chimes in with his usual good fellowship
yeah given the way he was bleeding I seriously doubt the puck struck his eye…more likely struck him in the eyebrow which bleeds like a mofo
Inappropriate place, coos E 3 would have said…....
I know
Leetch said it was Espo that told him to wear the shield. A guy who never wore a helmet. That makes sense. Cautiously optimistic that Staal’s eye is ok. I’m almost more concerned with the concussion. Either way, staying positive. Great game tonight. Can’t stand Hartnell or Simmonds. Think they would be both be gods in NYC.
My iPad has an anti- moderation key. I simply say my filthy filthy comment and then press it.
Wow! A free stick! Would it be autographed?
Pooper
I bet, while sitting there like a choirboy, Haley had some choice words for the goon hanging in his face, which made Torts chuckle.
Any update on Sthawhl?
coos
check my 12:09 post
looked like Torts was smiling/laughing about bench incident
Current Whipping Boy Meter:
1) Boyle
2) Bickel
3) Gaborik
4) Richards
5) MDZ
Right, Suffering, it was Espo, not Mess.
E3….you have some Intell on Mr. Rick ?
didn’t think Haley was all that bad. disciplined. hit people.
wasn’t too bad on forecheck
Another spotting of Haley’s Comments?
I saw that, jpg
Rags at 12:23am…doesn’t look as bad for the eye but not so good for the brain. Watching that play over and over and over again is painful though.
Staal comes from a close family. He’ll be fine…
good that Staal didn’t have to go to the hospital
but
i would imagine that there’s also a concussion concern
due to incident and his history
Powe now brown cow
Gaborik had some good moments in this game. people just rip on him for the sake of being contrary.
And I agree, jpg. Why are so many people down on Asham/Haley? They think they’re here to distribute Communion? They have a job. If they couldn’t do it, they’d be gone.
I mean there are people here talking about Michael Haley so I tend to doubt a lot of people are really even paying attention to Gaborik beyond, “He didn’t score a goal!”
I thought Miller did a lot of really good things. Boyle was great on face-offs!
Suffering, try to look at Nash’s two 3rd period goals…. May leave you feeling a little better.
I’m down on Arron Asham because he’s proven to be a complete waste of money. That you’re putting Michael Haley in the discussion after playing 4 inconsequential minutes is kind of odd btw.
I’ve never seen a comment go through and wait for moderation at the same time.
Lloyd, you really know your hockey son.
Kooz jpg – check out my 12:18 post
Miller has cojones to try things. not always successful but….cojones
i have no problems with Asham or Haley. just look for a 4th line with energy
and a good forecheck.
sure it would be nice if the occasional goal was put in the net.
so far 4th doesn’t look that bad
It’s Haley’s debut. When you have a debut, we’ll have a Lloyd day. :)
so cooscoos
did it look like Torts was angry about bench incident?
like i said it seemed as if he thought it was kinda funny
Lloyd – gabby didnt score a goal tonight
I saw it, eee. That post and the other one made me remember the old Flyers and how they would manhandle anyone even near their bench.
GM must be a bad word on a Rangers blog.
Haley can skate.
Miller is a ball of energy, maybe a baby Hags in the making. NO faceoffs, though. He’s not a center.
so Eddie agrees
Torts amused
ok outta here.
g’night Boneheads
Those Flyers were criminals
And e3, are you so perfect?
Nite nite JPG
No, jpg, as you said, he looked amused, like he did the other day when Nash fell into Henrik ( he waited until it was all over, thought, to crack the smile(
Gabby – why yes, yes I am
Those days are why the flyers will always be the worst team in hockey, to me.
Someone in the daytime crew complained about Cally the other day.
Papa – You are correct sir. Satellite dish was out here in Chi-town while DVRing game. Just catching all the highlights now. Man Nash is something to watch. Would love to see him in person. What a specimen.
Olga – no doubt – I hated those per-icks
Some people always complain about something. You could give them a brand new BMW and they’d complain about the color.
Any of them still want Dubinsky back for Nash, Papa?
is it common practice for teams not to send a guy to the hospital if he had a damaged eyeball
JoeM says Nash is huge
cooscoos:
go back a matter of hours and I’m sure you’d still find some nitwit here talking about trading for Nash ruined the “chemsitry.” right.
Olga – some men see things as they are and complain. I dream of slats being fired and ask why not.
Games 1 – 12 , I was hating on the Step Man. Now, I want to take him to the prom. Lucky him.
Nash ruined the chemistry. Homegrown talent forever
Yeah, Lloyd, I’m sure someone said ‘he wasn’t good in the room at Columbus.’ ha
“Drop your cocks and grab your socks”
I wish it was Boyle not Dubi that went for Nash.
Nash = 3rd period gamer…. Just like Gabby.
Nash isn’t so special. Boyle has 1 point. That is special.
How does Stepan suddenly evolve into celebrity? He deserves it, but how is he suddenly actually fast, or do I imagine? He also smiles the most after a win. I think he’s delighted with the playmakers here.
What room Coos??
Gabby scores big goals….. Just not this decade.
Now Papa bear has the golden apple
Stepan has looked considerably quicker of late – I guess it’s possible that it just took him a few weeks to get into the swing of things. Same is true of Callahan who let’s face it looks like an elite forward right now.
Wiener
The Copa?
Or The Downtown Columbus Cha Cha Cha Lounge
Stepan made a no look, behind the back pass to Nash tonight that was sweet.
Lloyd – Boyle, for all my bee-otching also had a good game…
Trade Boyle for Dubi in a nanosec
Boyle was good on faceoffs. Guy is an excellent 4th liner.
Also, he only has 1 fewer goal than Dubinsky this season.
Oscar Meyer
Bet Staal is getting the good meds tonight.
Cally is a wow in so many different ways.
I noticed Nash’s shooting % improved a bit tonght. Still has a long way to go…246 in the league. Not convinced he’s the real deal.
Kooze – Lloyd – agree agree
Boyle did save our assens with faceoffs tonight, no doubt. That must be said and understood.
I sure miss Milbury as Fishes GM. As long as he was there I could say Sather wasn’t the stupidest GM in NHL.
Good in the room = did a stint in the state penitentiary?
I like on the 3rd goal – Nash had NO intention of passing the puck
Sufferin, surely you jest, am I right?
Milbury is such a tool….slats clearly a inch ahead
more often than not I’d be pretty happy if Nash had no intention of passing the puck
In the old days, the con returning to the neighborhood would say he had been away at college.
Nash is a third line forward at best. I’d send him down to the whale.
Sufferin- what happened in 79?
Milbury is the NHL’s answer to Matt Millen
After we signed off the other night, someone here lit us up ” laughing” at the Ritchie Alligator Arms. Called us closet Baby Buffalo fans. I Lol at the time
Rangers/hawks final
Our neighborhood con was “in the Navy”. Explained the tattoos.
Nash said “It’s really fun to play in front of so many people.”
Kooz – totally agree – Milbury/Millen are arguably the worst two GM’s in the history of sports
Rangers/Hawks Final.
Oh, sweet dreams…
When I meet someone who has tattoos all over his neck, has arms like Ray Lewis, and is good at chess, I know where he’s been.
YMCA – livin at the YMCA
Coos,,, college??? Lol. My uncle went away to college, I always thought it was weird for a 30+ adult male to go away to college.
eee is on his way with the chess
I have a giant tattoo of Sean Avery – covers my entire body
They used to call it college, Papa. I think they came up with the epithet “punk” too.
My uncle said he went to Penn State. Found out it was State Pen.
Slatsko…Bunny Larocque got hurt in warm ups in game 2 of the finals vs. the Habs.
E4 e6
D4 d5
Nc3 nc6
Bg5 Bb4
E5 h6
Bd2 Nxd2
‘been working for the goviment’
There’s pushing wood and pushing wood
Gross saying Zuccarello’s agent has reached out to Sather and they’re waiting to hear back from him. No idea what the point of bringing him back is since he won’t play but he’d be improvement over about one-quarter of the lineup if he actually did play.
I think I danced with a Bunny Larocque once…you don’t mean…..
Suffering – and we were up 2-0 in game two against those Habs as well
Say no more, Sufferin.
E3, that’s either chess, or a listing of Naval ranks.
Coos…sarcasm does not always translate well in the written word.
Suffering, and we went up 2-0 in game two. I remember at the time thinking, holy Carcillo , we’re gonna win the cup!!!
Richards was missed tonight.
Right, Sufferin’ – it’s all in the inflection :)
Oooo-la-la Sasoon!
Kooz – my locker combination
Didn’t gig at night without daylight boneheads.
Blacks 3rd move should be Nf6 not Nc6
for as inept as Richards has been, they’re probably better off without him. I think the guy will turn it around but he’s contributed nothing this season.
See if I left a pair of white sweat socks in there, woodja?
Fact – Nash has 7 goals – all scored in 3rd period – plays the whole game, eh?
Anyone try the SuperBeta Prostate?
I just do not understand Richards, but I guess no one does
Papa bear see my comment at 1:03
You can’t play hockey for 30 years and have teeth like that, for one thing.
I remember game 2 in ‘79. I was fixing a dryer and trying to watch the game at the same time.
The dryer never worked again.
Olga – want to hang at studio 54 tonight?
Phlyers D is Filthy bad
Hey, Papa, I think you missed Tiki last night with his Korean toilet thing. Semi-hilarious
Fact – so what?
Fred Dryer
Those were the days. It was all about the tease and the gigantic let downs. Got to admit, we only had to wait another 15 years. Out hear in Chicago these Cubs fans really know the meaning of suffering.
Papa – ever pinch a loaf in a lake?
Alright Eddie but I bet it’s an empty warehouse by now.
Or maybe a full horehouse?
I think everyone loves the Cubbies. Not sure exactly why.
E cubed, we were probably thinking the same thing at the time – holy shucks, the Stanly Cup is ours. Game was on Channel 9 in NY.
Love Haley pulling down on Scotty’s head in 3rd – you do not byfuglein with our star Nash mofo
In 79, after they beat #1s seed islanders – win game 1…. Up 2-0 in game 2…. I’m thinking – we are gonna take the first 2 in Montreal …,
Haley has that mildly chubby-faced, hungry look
Sufferin- you’re in Chicago and haven’t mentioned the Black Hawks?!?
The only bad thing I can say about them is that they don’t play any better at home than they do on the road…
In a pool.
I have my skin tight Calvin Klein jeans on…. Can only get up to my knees tho
Fornicate the Cubbies!
Coos , like he wants a man look????
Chicago needs something to cheer about. Now they have a mayor from Sarah Lawrence.
Haley looks like Boo Radley’s strange cousin – dude is weird
Hawks haven’t done much this year – most teams can go half a season without losing – just not widely reported.
If you’re in Studio 54 you should be taking those Calvin Kleins off, not on.
We briefly years past had a kid named Beaton who used to beat up gas station attendants. Those was the daze.
I need to cock my trigger
I need to trigger my cock
kreider on fire at the whale 3 goals in 2 games….
rangers talking to zucc, his KHL team lost.
if staal did not go to the hospital that has to be good news…
has to be….
I loved the spoon that dangled from the crescent moon
Coos, I got the apple I think
Did you know Roy Rogers and Dale Evans were divorced? She saw him mounting Trigger…
Kreider, get mean first, score goals later.
You gots it, babes
posted the zuccarello thing about 15 minutes ago
the Kreider news is good but the real question is how is his board work coming along since that’s all that matters when you’re a first round pick with speed and hands
Frank Beaton – I remember him – his sister married a dude named Johnson.
Unhappy Trails
Wanda Beaton Johnson?
Tigger, Christopher Robin, and poo
Frank “Seldom” Beaton…..until he came up
Frank “Seldom” Beaton?
Right, that was his nickname
Penal Colony
Stranger,
Her first name was Isabelle but she only went by the initial
Harry Johnson and randy Johnson – 2 great Johnsons
I throw in a Hawks comment here and there. Fun to watch when I have the time. Pretty good fans out here too but I keep telling them it might be good to drop a game here and there. Brought up the Red Wings from ‘95-’96. Went 62-13-7 but lost to the Avs in the Conference Finals. Won the next year but there’s something about not peaking too early. Would love to be playing like they are. The band wagon will start getting a lot more crowded here when the playoffs come around.
E3 said poo
His sister was Ofta. She married a guy named Track. Ofta Beaton Track.
We do for a Carp, no?
Gabby Johnson?
Have anyone of you seen mike Hunt?
HughE. Johnson
No, but I seen him fish
Give the Goveror a hurrumph
Harry Bush – Reggie’s dad
is he in the parking lot?
One Eyed Johnson
is Mike Hunt in the parking lot?
Goveror? Sound’s like Clouseau’s oriental servant
My favorite goalie is pecker rimmer
I was on an adult hockey team that peaked too soon. Went 17-0-1. Finished the season 17-0-3. Lost the first game of a single elimination playoffs 5-3.
Drank heavily.
Attention, if Mike Hunt is is the parking lot, you have a lot of ketchuping to do
On the tullamore kick, again. What a game and what a Staal shame, hope for the best.
Saw the Bros at the Beacon tonite – ears are still ringing –
those guitars (Haynes, Trucks) were melting my face off
Peter Lyck
After showering, Mike Hunt is soaking wet.
You go 17-0 you should get a major league bye
played a 20 minute version of ms. liz reid – which ripped up the set – awesome
Did somebody call?
newb – welcome to the funhouse
S.nation – I bet it was more than those guitars making your face melt… Did you have mushrooms on your pizza?
later – don’t forget to leave a light on…
Inspector, I want you to remove all the stripes from these imposters
E. Mya Ashe
Hide the forks…..
What’s eating harry Bush?
They talk about music – nay guitar stuff – in the funhouse?
adios, strangern
All I got was a lousy team picture. (Which I treasure to this day).
lollolo Papa!
E3 – natural high save for having a fine bottle of Pinot from Oregon and then had a couple of absolute sodas for dessert at the show – love to wander down Penny Lane again at some point with Lucy and Mr. Kite…
Easy to get a rise out of randy Johnson
Did anyone notice that Henrik has all these pictures of Bergman women on his helmet?
later gents – can we keep richards out for a while…why the hell did he come back so soon last game – crazy
Lost the apple on p—y willow
Marmalade skies
Strange …. Adieu
You gotta push your luck; you never know
Later my brutha
Just finished watching game…damn recording shut off before the bench thing with Hartnell
Richards was missed tonite…Ha
Hope Staal is OK
Captain finding his offensive moves
Nash=Beast
Gabby…fading fast
Miller…looking better and better
Am I the only one to ever employ a semicolon herein?
Coos what up with that?? Should be Eddie G and Richter, no??
Papa – you are filthy
Fla Ranger, I think you summed it up beautifully
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How many do you want?
Fla – look gabby can’t score 10 goals EVERY game.
Old time Swedish movie stars
I employed a lot of semi-colons. Don’t tell Immigration.
Bergman women? what
No forks, anymore. I apologise for the last nigh absence, I was busy drilling holes in the Hugo Chavez’s bobble head, which I purchased in the Argentinian Embassy.
Hey serious question…. Who should we draft with the 6th pick in 2019?
Thank you Olga. They remind me of cmonsns, or whatever his name was, always a wink after an insult.
Thanks coos
wasn’ t sure we were still talking about the game or if we moved on to pooping in the lake.
Either way…I’m good!
On Henrik’s helmet, Lloyd
Conjunction junction, what’s your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses.
Ingmar Bergam, the Swede movie director. Probably now dead.
E3- I think Jessiman has a young son. Let Sather know….
there are no images of Ingrid Thulin or Liv Ullmann on his helmet
Sorry, Bergman
Olga – were those colons plugged up with a cold?
E3…no he can’t
Soon he may not be playing 10 mins per game
Henrik has to loose that Greta Garbo on his mask, it is a blasphemy, good luck never comes. And get off your knees. please.
Someone pull my finger
Fla – you need to join me during the day shift – I am outnumbered
newbrear made a purchase at the Venezuelan Embassy. What happened, bear, you left the fork in the Ambassador and had to pay cash?
A plugged colon is nothing to sneeze about.
As long as we are on the Scandinavian theme, The Traut-Face reminds me of Von Sydow in “The Seventh Seal”.
As long as the rangers win, Bickel could lead them in goals…..but gabby needs to break out at some point ( I hope)
Get off your knees Henrick!!!! You’re blowing this game!
Can do that E3
Olga – nothing a snake couldn’t unplug
Boyle had a good game too and still unleads the team with 1 pt.
Newbear! The Seventh Seal! eddie, did you see that one where Von Sydow plays chess with the devil for his soul?
What we have here is a failure to communicate…..
JR – “south America is a great country… Many fine peoples”
The Inspector is channeling Paul Newman movies
Yea…that magic snake thing on TV
You can a second one free…just pay separate S&H
“I am from Papal New Guinea but now I live in Junkers. I have been here for a long distance now.”
This could be the garden spot of all Bolivia…
No – good movie?
Kitty Lyck
I get a kick out of that, ‘just pay separate shipping and handling.’ The two magic chamois are $9.99 and S&H is $235.00
Steinitz – a 19th century world champion claimed to have played God and won….
Such a deal!
Here Kitty Kitty
eerie move, as are all of Bergman’s flicks. But you’d like the chess, I think
Nash and Cally better stop having multi goal games if they want to continue to be liked here.
Gary – grab the snake by the neck
I played God once, at least I was accused of it by my ex wife
Does your dog bite?
Gravy, what we got is a luxury of Primes.
Life could be a dream, Sh-Boom.
Gravy – no worries, next game gabby prolly scores 10-15 goals
No. Well, he just bit me. That’s not my dog.
Coos 10 days till the festival
The entertaining game tonite, until that Staal incident, wish him a good luck.
I got hit with the puck above my right eye playing goalie when I was 15 without a mask, of course. My mother cried, seeing the stitches hanging down. My canvas clad pads got heavier and heavier with water as the game progressed, and I finally could not duck the shot – I was exhausted, friends, it was probably the fault of the equipment.
Olga, is there a Mama that I haven’t met?
Who we playing next…Fishsticks?
Someone tomorrow will say about Nash, “Sure, he’s fine in the short run, but let’s see him…..”
Just hope Staal is ok
Papa, the festival has just been cancelled.
Newbie….. LMFAO
Nash hasn’t won any cups…. Gabby on the other hand…..
Marks of distinction, newbear.
Festivus in 10 days….I’m not ready
Mother has been banned from posting on the blog. Apparently there is only so much with which Carp will put up.
yeah plus remember how much we won with Dubinsky and Anisimov
oh wait
More Nash splash…. Where was he in the first two periods, while Gabby was breaking wind???
Newbear – still have all 3 eyes?
Mother was getting a bit frisky
Do away with the Broadway Hat and start awarding the Bickel Cup….
Olga – truly banned? Mother?
“Sure Nash is good when the money’s on the line, but where is he when the money’s not on the line? You retards!
That’s as I saw it.
I see that the last night some accussed me of vampyrism, talked about garlic, sunrise, wooden stakes and such. You ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
Now Father has not been seen for some time. We think he committed suicide. Rumor was that he was hanging around Binghamton.
Fire Torts! Hire this guy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQkDNwId8r4
LOLOLO, newbear!
Nah needs to make everyone better – gabby isn’t scoring because of Nash’s inability to help gabby score because its Nash that isn’t helping one bit….
John-boy, lemme tell you something. You know, them chains ain’t medals. You get ‘em for making mistakes. And you make a bad enough mistake, and then you gotta deal with the Man Boss Godfrey. And he is one rough old boy.
Hide the garlic
I am laughing so hard!
Dadgo folkyerself
There should be way more hippies in hockey because Chuck Norris knows nothing about music.
Chuck Norris is a wee tard
Are we in a chat room or on a blog?
That guy shud have worn a shield…. Rangers west
Newbear – sup brutha?
Eddie3, That shot did not rip me a third eye, despite your florid imagination
Crooked Cock
Wang Wang Wang
newbr, we were baiting you to join in, but you never did. We thought you were on a mission in Haiti
If Nash was so good he would score game winning goals….
here’s a totally unrelated comment
any of you folks ever been to Holsten’s in Bloomfield, NJ.? recently started watching The Sopranos again for the first time in about 5 years and thought it could be fun to make a pilgrimage to the place the series ended. for any who’ve been, how’s the food and whatnot
Okay. I didn’t get to see tonight’s game. But if Richards is back next does Haley go back to the Whale? Was he good enough to replace Bickle on the 4th line? And if The Kreider continues to rip up the AHL how long is it until he returns and who sits. Just curious as to what folks think.
What is this crap? I log in here for my hockey information, not to listen to a gang of fools acting like monkeys! Die!
Newbear – I was thinking of your original pre- injury three eyes.
In all 3 periods E3
Papa Bear : Listen and you will find out that we can create stuff outside Carp’s iron will.
Rangers West,
I think my grandmother is good enough to replace Bickel on the 4th line
Clouseau, why are you quoting a red neck prison movie??? Wrong setting no?
Well, kiddies… work tomorrow. Gotta saw off….
Nytol.
That 4th goal, I could have scored…. Not impressed
Later olga
Coos, I agree, this is “c’est minable”.
First of all, Lloyd. Know nothing about Holsten’s but do know Vinnie Pastore.
And, RangersWest, dunno, honestly
PP>without Horseteeth
Mandingo Buck
Olga nite nite, give my regards to Ydontya.
Hey, Olga, take it easy…
Ciao Olga and family
Newbie, I’m listening my brutha bear
I think Richards could miss another game,,,, if not sit Boyle – he scored his 1 point…. Haley looks hungry and eager….let him play…
Boss man, how far we going with this?
eee, I purloined your line today about Marchant’s nose creating an offsides as he crosses the red line. I substituted Richie Rich’s upper overbite. Gave you credit, tho
Hey guys, do you feel that a hockey game is the closest to real life than anything else out there?
No politics, please !!!
Tripoli, you all over the Boyler and that 1 point.
Haley can get crazy…but you run a star..he’ll kick some ass
Need that protection to keep up the offense
50 egggs
sorry but absolutely refuse to believe (unless you were at game and stared at no one but Michael Haley for the 4 minutes he played) you are basing your opinions on Haley on anything but his scuffle with Hartnell
yeah, newbear, not sure why in detail, but yes
Thx brutha kooze that be po- light
Newbie, gonna pass that to Brutha’s tripleE and Coos.
Language and Politics, the name of my next Disc.
Haley looks fast enough, hits. Has some goals in Ct. Dunno enough. Asham looked representative for what he does, some speed, too. Problem is making up for all those faceoffs that Boyle is garnering lately. I noticed he cheats, but you have to.
Coos, you’re an intellectual fo’ sure. Get of this manure heap, please.
Based my opinion on Haley from his Fishstick days
Guy can get totally out of control…but can kick some ass if needed
Lloyd I have watched a ton of Haley’s scrapes on hockey fights… He sticks up for his mates and has no fear…
There’s a heap? Sure, I jump off and you get it all, right?
“Guy can get totally out of control…but can kick some ass if needed”
If he’ll let Avery dress him, I say Haley stays.
FlaR – I’m amazed how Torts has Ash and now Haley on the short leash so far. He doesn’t want them biting the mailman, but keeps them ready for when the Feds show up. And they’re not taking dumbo penalties like Bicks, who I like for what he does, but he can be an impediment.
You can’t start a fight in here, this is a damn War Room !!
I think Papa said that one night. One of the wittiest lines from a movie.
That’s the risk with type guys coos…but without someone like that no answers hits like
Lucic and Pacioretty”s
Oh wait…..
Time to go to work. Adieu.
RangersWest – if our other lines keep picking it up, there will be a role for our friendly goons at the end. Not penalties, but taking the other guy off with you.
Where’s Tiki??
Me too…I have to feed my minkey
Good evening, Inspector
Clouseau’s gone. Let’s rag on him.
See ya, Fla
Later coos….here minkey, minkey
Coos, i think that was Dr. Strangelove
I think Clark Kent is Superman!
Oh, Dr. Strangelove said that. My bodily fluids must be in disorder, as it were.
Imagine the load that eee is presently dropping in the lake and is about to inform us about?
Coos….Clouseau…what does he know about Hockey, the Rangers and the NHL? Can’t he find another blog to post too. We are to advanced in our NHL knowledge to waste time with him. Lets ignore him, no? I mean, we have some rally knowledgeable experts here, especially in the daylight., no?
Soon back to Guy de Maupassant. I go from hockey to hockey follies to de Maupassant. Eclectic, I must admit. Or, is it eccentric?
Those daytime jock sniffers wouldn’t know a hockey puck from a urinal block darkened.
Coos, Triple E , amazing brilliant guy, requires little sleep.
Clouseau is a bumbling imbecile. Were I on the City Council, I would have his badge!
Mathematical savant. And wordmeister.
He drinks hair dye to put himself to sleep, that’s the kind of b…ls he has!
His tonsils are ash brown.
Stuart A,,, he’s pulling our chain right?
Balls
His gallstones are Henna.
Stuart is opinionated, but when he’s civil, I like him. Sometimes he likes to end his paragraphs with “Fools!” ha ha
Three of eddie’s wives must have him the the ear.
“We have a small bone to pick with you.”
Really, Papa Bear did it, and it’s from a movie, damn, I thought it was so original – well, I deeply apologise.
by the ear
I was wrong. It wasn’t Papa Bear, it was Dr. Strangelove.
whoever that is. I assumed it was Papa
One of those great lines you like to hear once a month.
St P’s day, I take my mom and aunt to the parade. I have friends who are able to get us in the . mass and on the Cathedral steps to watch the parade. . They are 81 and 79 years old, and we stay the whole day. Irish blood is dark and thick.
What a great day, especially for the old timers who have heard and remember all the old stories re: the olde sod.
Do you bring a flask of Holy Water?
Do you know the Clancy Brothers rendition of “Isn’‘t It Grand?” If not, you must seek it out around the 17th.
I sincerely hope that a snapping turtle didn’t take a liking to e3’s appendage.
This year a good Italian friend called and invited me to the Allman Brothers show at the Beacon on the the 17th. I love the Brothers but told him I can’t do it until I realized the parade was on the 16th,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,. St Paddys Day 16th; Allman Brothers the 17th.. Good weekend, no?
I truly enjoy Busmills from the end of January to St. Paddy’s. after and before, Becks is fine.
Very good friend was an original member of Black 47 and for years, we were so engaged throughout the holiday.But I do enjoy the old drinking songs that I learned so well from my Da and his brothers.
Enigmatic for the masses
Tlayfully with life we fool.
That which humans wits surpasses
draws our special ridicule.
Call it infantile vendetta
on life’s deeply serious aim—you will know existence better
once you understand our game.
Enigmatic for the masses
Playfully with life we fool.
That which humans wits surpasses
draws our special ridicule.
Call it infantile vendetta
on life’s deeply serious aim—you will know existence better
once you understand our game
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