Going to cover some local basketball championships Saturday and Sunday, you know, because of my other job, so I won’t be doing much hockey.
So keep an eye peeled on the widgets over there on the right——————> for any news breaks at Rangers practice today, and the morning skate tomorrow.
I’ll definitely be stopping in here in the comments with youse quite a bit, and still plan on doing the “It’s Go Time!” post for the Baby Buffaloes game tomorrow, and being involved in the game blog, etc.
Just figured I’d give you a heads-up, and that you needed a new post.
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hoops? what is that? is it hard to to run 50’ and slamdunk? there is some skill baby
Christ they don’t even have a goalie – wtf ?
MSG should have a competition for charity where the Rangers play hoops vs the Knicks and then the Knicks play the Rangers in hockey. It was always entertaining in HS when the big shot football and bball players tried to skate. I would love to see that ego maniac Carmelo Anthony lace on some skates and be humbled a bit!
How come the NHL doesn’t have a linesman vs. refs charity game? Like when the PGA does the caddy tournament. Then they can get players to be the zebras.
According to a quote from Bruce Garrioch posted at SNY, Colorado was asking for Michael Del Zotto, Chris Kreider and a first round pick for Ryan O’Reilly’s rights.
LOL! We should have thrown in McDonagh too…
Good morning, ‘heads!
Good morning, mr. Hoops!
It’s a little cool in Naples this morning. How’s everyone?
Rotter, at SNY, also delves into the Gaborik debate:
“I don’t know if the Rangers will move Gaborik by the deadline, but I could definitely see a move at the draft where the Rangers pick up a defenseman and a top nine winger that essentially replaces Brandon Dubinsky at hopefully half the cost.”
How are we replacing a 40 goal guy? With 20 something goals, at best? Not sure I agree with that line of reasoning that Rotter is using. I think we would need a top 6 scoring winger, at least. And, I still don’t understand why in hell the Rangers would trade Gaborik…
Hi Hoops!
The only guy I entertain a Gaborik trade for is Corey Perry because that’s the only guy that could, in any way, replace him. And, the Ducks need to move Perry or lose him and Gaborik would enjoy the West.
corey perry ufa at end of year. if they make that swap i am ok with right now but who replaces perry when he leaves as of ufa and gaborik next year. big hole in lineup
Buyout Richards and keep Perry. Gaborik is gone in after next year anyways.
HECK YEAH to Perry.
Manny…interesting…
Thought that would make you happy, NYR.
Glad to see PIMP turning over a positive leaf….
You really think Gaby is gone after next year, no matter what?
No reasoning behind it, NYR_FAN. Just mumbling on Rotter’s part. The Rangers have a plan go all in, probably next year. And Gaborik is a huge part of that plan. Adding Nash was a part of that plan too. They won’t do it. Unless they’re absolutely sure Perry is going to be available this summer. I don’t think he will be.
Here’s some food for thought regarding Dubinsky. He has one goal this year. He’s been credited with 23 shots on goal this season. Nash had 12 shots on goal LAST GAME.
I really don’t think they need to unload Gaborik for the sake of another D man and a PK specialist that works the boards well.
It’s a good question, ilb. Will Perry be available?
The way I see it, the Ducks have a legit shot at a Cup this year (since they have 2 losses). So why not try to get a Cup and then risk losing Perry to Free Agency. I think if they don’t win a cup he’s more likely to leave. So the Ducks are in a real Catch 22 there.
Again, I like Gaborik and do want to keep him on our team. That’s why I said the only guy I go after is Perry.
Think about something else: next year is Gaborik’s contract year. He will be playing for what may well be his last substantial contract.
gabby is getting a big paycut after next year 33 year old winger.. stats declining.. huge paycut.
again i would be open to trading him now. trade him for a established younger 25 goal guy and a top tier offensive prospect/rookie, why not.
they probably will not trade him but untouchable, no way.
perry is probably 6 years younger besides being better already. therefore he is much more valuable then gaborik…
I know, ilb. I know But I’m only talking about Corey Freaking Perry. Guys is a beast and fits our team perfectly and has put up 50 before. And is a UFA and probably has to be moved by the Ducks or pursued in the offseason. He’s Elite or whatever that means (even though he only has 5 goals this season).
ilb
great point gabby in a contract year you know will raise his play and not coast like he does for some games now.
there will be too many suitors in for perry. what interesting is what does anaheim do on trade deadline day wed april 3rd if they are 2nd in conf with perry and getzlaf. u know the week leading up they will offer both contracts but i dont see either taking it and test free agency
Perry is definitely hitting Free Agency. A team with a ton of space could give him a very, very large payday to be their “C” and leader and all that. He just has to decide between winning, and being immortal, and being a John Tavares type player. Riding out his days emerging and re-emerging until he retires.
I’m confused, Manny. You want to trade Perry for Gaborik now? It’s no brainer. But what if Perry walks in July?
I think ilb is right. He is too big a part of the plan to be traded…and I know he loves it here…so you have to take that NTC into consideration…He isn’t giving up that Tribeca pad easily..
As much as many of you guys think he is on the outs with Torts, I don’t. I think that is just their intense relationship… Kind of like how Torts and Prospal got at each other’s throats, except that Gaby is quiet…
ilb
thats my point make the deal now but what do we look like next year minus perry and gabby
Oh totally agree, ilb. It’s a huge risk. That’s why I said that we buyout Richards and keep Perry.
I think all of us in here, right now, like Gaborik and don’t want to see him thrown away. I’m just trying to build on Rotter’s “throw it out there” idea on a Saturday afternoon.
Thus, if we lost Gaborik I would only want Perry in return. Given the contract statuses of all players I think he’s the only realistic guy you could get.
And, of course, I would want to lock him into an extension but of course, I need someone smarter than me on the CBA and Cap to help me understand how that would be possible.
Oh totally agree, ilb. It’s a huge risk. That’s why I said that we buyout Richards and keep Perry.
I think all of us in here, right now, like Gaborik and don’t want to see him thrown away. I’m just trying to build on Rotter’s “throw it out there” idea on a Saturday afternoon.
Thus, if we lost Gaborik the only guy I would risk that for is Perry. Given the contract statuses of all players I think he’s the only realistic guy you could get.
And, of course, I would want to lock him into an extension but of course, I need someone smarter than me on the CBA and Cap to help me understand how that would be possible.
I wonder if playing in Brooklyn will entice FAs to sign with the Wangers…
Oh totally agree, ilb. It’s a huge risk. That’s why I said that we buyout Richards and keep Perry.
I think all of us in here, right now, like Gaborik and don’t want to see him thrown away. I’m just trying to build on Rotter’s “throw it out there” idea on a Saturday afternoon.
All my genius comments are awaiting Moderation….ugh.
I totally agree, ilb. It’s a huge risk. That’s why I said that we buyout Richards and keep Perry.
I think all of us in here, right now, like Gaborik and don’t want to see him thrown away in some silly rent-a-player type deal. I’m just trying to build on Rotter’s “throw it out there” idea on a Saturday afternoon.
With all the players in the NHL that could be traded now, due to contract status, I think Perry is the only realistic return for someone like Gaborik. Of course there are contract considerations.
And, of course, I would want to lock him into an extension but of course, I need someone smarter than me on the CBA and Cap to help me understand how that would be possible.
I totally agree. It’s a huge risk. That’s why I said that we buyout Richards and keep Perry.
I think all of us in here, right now, like Gaborik and don’t want to see him thrown away in some silly rent-a-player type deal. I’m just trying to build on the “throw it out there” idea on a Saturday afternoon.
With all the players in the NHL that could be traded now, due to contract status, I think Perry is the only realistic return for someone like Gaborik. Of course there are contract considerations.
And, of course, I would want to lock him into an extension but of course, I need someone smarter than me on the CBA and Cap to help me understand how that would be possible.
Maybe I can get it through in three parts..
I totally agree. It’s a huge risk. That’s why I said that we buyout Richards and keep Perry.
I think all of us in here, right now, like Gaborik and don’t want to see him thrown away in some silly rent-a-player type deal. I’m just trying to build on the “throw it out there” idea on a Saturday afternoon.
With all the players in the NHL that could be traded now, due to contract status, I think Perry is the only realistic return for someone like Gaborik. Of course there are contract considerations.
And, of course, I would want to lock him into an extension but of course, I need someone smarter than me on the CBA and Cap to help me understand how that would be possible.
I think all of us in here, right now, like Gaborik and don’t want to see him thrown away in some silly rent-a-player type deal.
Heads!!!!!!
Manny, all very valid points. Vibin’.
I am also not sure how we keep all of our players, let alone Gaby, with a cap that is declining.
And of course, Perry = Monster
And again, Manny. You buy out Richards now and Perry walks. Back to one 1st line player. Chara is smiling already.
Stuart A- gives us an idea. Which 25 goal scorer and whoever else you suggested? Specifically? You have to be realistic in what you’re getting in return
I understand your point, ilb. And definitely that’s scary but we have to take some risks to get over the hump and win a cup.
Lazy Saturday Vibe…
Not gives, give….dammit
If we lost Gaborik, got Perry and won a cup. I’m fine with Perry walking. I don’t care. Just like if the Ducks win the cup and Perry walks they don’t care.
Cup > Perry
Cup > Gaborik
there is no way Gaborik will be resigned after next year by the rangers, that’s why you trade gaborik now and get young players that will fill needs and be cheaper and under control. The key players the rangers have to resign are callahan, lundqvist and girardi.
I understand your point, ilb. And definitely that’s scary but we have to take some risks to get over the hump and win a cup.
Lazy Saturday Vibe…
Given Carp’s predictions for the Ducks the last two years, maybe if he predicts they definitely won’t trade Perry and Getzlaf just to reacquire Stu Bickel, it might happen.
Trading Gaborik now rather than in the offseason or next year has no impact on resigning those other guys.
If we lose Bickel where are we going to get toughness?
4 east conf game this afternoon starting from 1200. have to find a way to get wife and kid out of the house.
perry for gaborik we win cup perry walks SIGN ME UP
Good morning, Sally!
Sorry about all that moderation, Manny. No idea what happened.
Mr. Hoops, do you think that the lightnings game was a sign of things to come, or just a team that the rangers match up well against?
That’s OK, Carp. As an adult, I understand that sometimes even I need to be filtered and slowed down.
This is pipe dream talk. NHL ‘14 on PS2 kind of stuff. The Rangers were interested in Perry last year as I’m sure they would be if he were to hit the open market. But the cap is going down and there’s more than a couple things to take into consideration.
ILB’s correct on Gaborik in the contract year. Especially since his inconsistency averages say that he’ll be back on track next season. I highly doubt they try to move him and realistically if they were going for a guy like Perry then the Ducks would be looking for the same thing everyones been looking for since they were trying to acquire Richards from Dallas. Del Zotto, first round picks, Stepan, Kreider etc…No one’s looking to give up a kid from their stable for an older oft injured and inconsistent winger with a big cap hit.
Hoops- If a basketball travels through the air at noon at 20 miles an hour and a player is running from half court at 6 miles an hour TELL ME GOOD SIR, what time would that player slam dunk
Cut Asham today – he’s a waste.
Asham has been hurt for a while. Is he eligible for LTIR? I think he’s in his low 30’s…
Perrry-Getzlaf-Nash
Iginla-Stamkos-Callahan
Hagelin-Oreilly-Giroux
Prust-Malkin-Kane
It could happen! Get it done!
doodie
to answer your question to carp. we match up reallly well with lightning. tampa d cant cover the nash line and our forecheck.
again i will say it one more time these next 4 games buff phil at isles ottawa will tell us a lot about the rest of the season.. if we cant get on roll now before we have 4 game roadtrip starting next sunday and close with 16 of 25 away from msg then we may miss playoffs.
now is the time to get the streak going
well, iDoodie, they certainly didn’t exactly run into a determined opponent Thursday. But I’ve been saying all along that they will be fine. I still think that way. Lot of key guys off to dreadful starts can make a team look worse than it is. I think this is still one of the best teams in the East.
weird scheduling quirk. ducks and coyotes play 3 straight games vs each other
Happy 26th Birthday Hank!
asham is a waste. bring back voros lol
Eric couldnt agree more. Healthy or not they have their top players back. They have to find a way to bring it consistently though. The 4 teams you mentioned are all beatable if they don’t come out and play like they did against Montreal last weekend. You never know what this team is going to bring day to day.
Maybe we should ask Carp if there will be any Rangers scouts at those Ducks games, LOL
Carp, you may be correct but as stated since early February around here they’ll only be as good as their top 6 forwards the rest of the way. If Richards and Gaborik can fight through it once and for all and play as well as say Hagelin (sad but true) they’ll go on a tear.
Yup, since the bottom six was obviously depleted, the top six has to carry the Rangers, and with Nash and now Hagelin in his second year it should be better that it was. Now Stepan and Callahan are back to where they should be, too. So it’s a matter of getting No. 19 and No. 10 going. Has to happen.
Carp is cover HS hoops and the Crime beat at the same time..
My sources tell me that the Rangers’ West Coast scout has been watching Anaheim, Manny. (and Los Angeles, San Jose, Colorado, Vancouver, etc.).
Also my sources say that the Ducks’ East Coast scout has been watching the Rangers. (and Flyers, Devils, Islanders, Bruins, Penguins, etc.).
That’s not to knock Hags by the way. But it says something when you have to cross your fingers that two guys making a combined 19.5 Million dollars will play as well as a second year kid that wasn’t even part of the plan when they were signed.
Sounds like a lock, Carp! That deal should be done by the afternoon. Then we can fly all those scouts back home where they belong.
One of the many reasons that doesn’t keep me up at night Carp, is simply that it’s easier in a sense to tweak and rework the bottom half of your roster than it is the top.
For years they’ve always seemed to have had an abundance of 3rd and 4th line guys and not enough pop up front. Now it’s just the opposite. You can find team guys and pk specialists and fighters etc and fit them under the cap much easier than spending summer after summer going after the top UFA guys along with 20 other teams.
More concerning is that #10 and #19 will do through this time next year..
Need a minimum 10 points from the next four games or season over.
LMGetzlafO, LW
I think the flames are ripe for the picking. They were about to sign orielly to that contract and give up their first and third round picks in the process.
Trade Staal to the canes for ruutu and gleason.
Trade gabby to the flames for iggy and mcgratton.
Trade the mad bomber to NHL network for that blonde.
Trade kreider to Dallas for cowboys stadium and a 2nd round pick
Trade Boyle to the sharks for clowe
Trade Stralman to Colorado for a bag of used pucks and obrein
Trade gilroy to New Jersey for the ghost of Tom joad
wicky? No Perry?
Del Zaster for Tappen. Good call.
Nyr
Damn I forgot…
Trade the 2nd round pick we got in the kreider deal to the ducks for perry
Trade segal to the stars for morrow
Thanks manny
In all honesty if you guys look at the UFA’s this summer you’ll see that it’s going to be a lot easier to fill out the back of the roster and keep what they have up front instead of trying to throw their hat in on big tickets like Getzlaf and Perry.
These guys will hopefully be healthier and in better shape after a full training camp going into a normal season. They can get Mc D Hagelin and Stepan new deals and then go after the types of players that can fill 3rd and 4th line holes. It’s more realistic.
Tampa is soft. The may take Mashinter for Stamkos.
Carp – I hope your High School hoops games turn out better than last night’s Fairfield-Manhattan borefest – a 34-31 Jasper win.
Asham for Conacher and a first Ilb.
wicky, I’ve always liked Morrow. He’s 34, not terribly old, but he’s a gritty veteran. Wonder what it would take to get him from Dallas to reinforce the lower lines. He has playoff and international experience too.
ugh. I’m actually going to see an Irvington girls team going for a fourth straight section and state championship, which could beat both of those teams combined, and which scores well over 80 points easily, with starters pulled in the second half.
Great point ILB
He’s in the last year of his contract, but he has an NTC. Wonder if he’d waive it if NYR clean up their act and become a legitimate threat once more by season’s end.
This team has the ability to do really well even dominate in an amicable game. However, when teams stop being polite and start getting real, there will be problems. How can this team work out their bottom six or add a lower pairing defenseman to add toughness? The only players the team can afford to give up will be unwanted by other teams. But there’s no way the Rangers can go deep in the playoffs without some type of Prustian presence on the ice.
Good afternoon all!
Manny, just curious, do you totally agree with ilb and think it’s a huge risk? :)
Happy 26th birthday to the King and his bro!
Latona
I agree, “rumours” say since the stars acquired cole, morrow’s days may be numbered.
I’d take him for sure.
He’s on my short list of forwards I’d like to see the rangers try to get
A flying headshot by a 4th liner on the Flyers? I’m shocked
FWIW
5 forwards I’d target and hopefully get one or two
Ruutu
Morrow
Iggy
Perry
Clowe
In no specific order
Lw
Who on who?
http://aol.sportingnews.com/nhl/story/2013-03-02/harry-zolnierczyk-hit-mike-lundin-philadelphia-flyers-ottawa-senators
Thick pair of orange tinted glasses Keith Jones has…
Lantona I’d be fine with Morrow. Even if they wait to the offseason you have guys like him, Dupuis, Dan Cleary- all mid-30 somethings but guys that could plug holes on the 3rd line that wouldn’t break the bank and can skate and score within the style this team plays. Those are the kind of players that could even things out.
Hagelin so good he’s on 2 lines at practice
I like Dan Cleary too, Janmes G. I mentioned him some time ago. Either one’s fine with me. All three of the players you mentioned have a lot of experience, too.
Thanks for the link lw
Love the way the send stood up for each other, wish the rangers did that
Sens, not send…sheesh
I can see Cleary now Therrien has gone.
Lantona All can still contribute on a nightly basis and wont be misused in their roles here. Doesn’t have to be those three specifically. but guys that fit that mold. I’ve always liked Cleary though.
Non related hockey note- I’m going to Nashville in May to see the Black Keys at Bridgestone and have some BBQ so good, it’ll make ya wanna slap yo mama!
Hey! No mama slapping!!!!
someone help with the bottom 6 issue. Linep last game with all healthy was:
Hags-Richards-Nash
Pyatt-Step-Cally
Gabby-Boyle-Miller
Powe-Halpern-Bickel (with ass-ham out)
are we sitting Miller, Boyle or Gabby for the third line? and who do we need on the 4th line?
the Debs made it to SC finals with a scrappy skating fourth line and no goons, per se in the POs
may need to bring in depth, esp with ass-ham injury issue, but can we see this lineup play for 4 or 5 games with hopefully the Gabby Ghost and King Richard adding some modicum of value…
we have three Right Wings (Gabby, Nash, and Cally) that need to play top 6 minutes. Gabby is now playing LW on line 3, not sure how productive that is going to be.
Stranger how could you possible even attempt to debate that those lines are something that we’d see on a permanent basis? Do you consider Gaborik playing on the 3rd line and Pyatt as the 2nd line LW a good situation for this team? Once upon a time in the late 90s the efforts of this team’s roster lead to their first line being Adam Graves in between Todd Harvey and John Maclean….They won some games like that..Do you think that equates to all being well in Rangers land?
Wasn’t trying to attack you was just making a point. If Gabork goes back up to the second line as a LW and you slide Pyatt down things look a little more realistic. From there you can debate that Boyle has been anything but consistent, Halpern is probably gone next season Bickel is a Dman, Powe will hang around as a 4th liner and the hope would be that one or both of Miller and or Kreider can play top 9 minutes and do so effectively. So by that pretty realistic view of things there are going to be two holes that need to be plugged. A third line center and LW that can play 3rd/4th line effectively as well as kill penalties.
Volpatti is a small man in that fight.
So I really question the overall productivity of the American workforce. I mean look at the number of posts on yesterday’s thread (Friday, a workday) and today’s thread.
No wonder the economy sucks, terrible work ethic/productivity.
The problem with the Washington Capitals is that they are not a team. Even the analysts only talk a out Ovechkin. Where are they getting him the puck, where is he on the ice, etc. it’s such an Alex show.
Try being a team!
The more I post, the more the American economy declines.
iWicky, you are cracking me up today!
LW, i think you Brits are still just ticked from that little skirmish our countries had a while back…saboteur!!!!
Lw
U don’t count lol.
Mama
Who? Me?
No taxation without representation, LW.
Lmfao carp
Oui mon iAmi!
People in Washington are blind. Bruce Boudreau was run out of town because he clashed with the supposed superstar of the team that wasn’t producing because of the way BB played him. Funny, looking at the Caps and then at the Ducks I only see one of those two men still struggling.
Ovechkin is an arrogant SOB and will eventually want out of Washington…someone will trade everything but their team bus for the guy and he’ll go produce until he’s tired of that team and organization too. Because eventually they’ll have the nerve to want to make him play as part of a team too!
They aren’t the only idiots in Washington, James.
Ooops. No politics.
Lol that’s “Zing!” worthy, Carp.
Lurch = asshat
LOL Carp….
annoyed devils got a pt. sabres cant hold lead
I think Casino Night is exactly what the Rangers needed. Gets them together raising money for the foundation. Im expecting big things to come baby…
This place is boring when the Rangers are coming off of a great game.
EJ Hradek’s pronunciation of “mature” really gets to me.
Doodie
Or when people aren’t wasting their employers payroll dollars on the web while at work.
LOL
Latona,
EJ Hradek -’s pronunciation of “mature”- really gets to me.
Corrected.
hey! where’s my strikethrough!?
iWick, how dare you suggest there is anything but virtue in those who spend their work hours on this blog!
:)
Sorry carp, I should know better.
What the hell is wrong with me.
Not trying to bite the hand that feeds you
where to start, Wick?
Which reminds me … when Brian Leetch blocked a shot and broke a bone in his arm, the Rangers recalled Terry Virtue from the minors for the next game in Florida.
At the morning skate I asked Muck, “What do you hope to see from Virtue?”
Muck: Who?
Me: Terry Virtue.
Muck: Who?
True story. He had no freakin’ idea.
Ha, before I’d scrolled down, my first reaction to seeing the word virtue was also to think Terry Virtue.
Probably a sign I think about hockey too much.
Haha. Awesome story.
To be fair to the late Muck, it’s not a million miles away from some of Tortorella’s “I don’t know anything about him” comments about some players.
Lundqvist is old!
Muckler probably wanted to play Curtis pride that night…you know pride before virtue !! Carp great line about Washington ..but let’s not even go there right
....even though all of our money does..
So, LW, you think Muckler was just trying to prove a point?
“Coach Muckler, what do you hope to see from Virtue?”
“Who?”
“Terry Virtue”
“I know who Virtue is. Who the hell is Muckler?”
LMAOOOOOOOO LW!
Hey while conversation is kind of slow- what do you gents think about these kids from Nyack-Tappan Zee that got in all this trouble for the harlem shake video?
It’s the end of the world, James.
lol i’m serious Carp. I played until I was 19 and I could write a book called “things I wish I could forget: stories from a hockey locker room”. They aren’t the first or last to do some stuff like that.
I did worse stuff than that today.
Last year there was a championship HS basketball team at Tappan Zee, school color red. The student body would gather and form “the Red Sea.” So they came up with this pre-game thing where a kid would dress up like Moses, and he’d lead a cheer in front of the Red Sea, then he’d bang his cane on the floor and the Red Sea would part and he’d run up the middle of the bleachers. It was freakin’ hilarious (YouTube it). Anyway, TZ gets to the County Center for the Final Four and they won’t let Moses dress up anymore or do the Red Sea thing because … Might offend somebody. Might be seen as a religious thing.
Beyond ridiculous.
Aristophenes.
Haha I smell a life time ban from the Rangers locker room coming!
Carp
You don’t have enough free time to list all my problems lol
Great muckler story btw
Ridiculous. That’s exactly what I’m talking about. Things go on and on for years and as soon as it catches the attention of the wrong media base or some tight wad suddenly it’s disgraceful act and people should be ban. To quote Randall from Clerks: What the hell happened to this world?
The kid hockey player shouldn’t have done the sock thing. So scold him. Suspend him a game if you think it’s so horrid. Do you have to kick the whole team out of the tournament for something like that? So I guess the NBA is going to make the Miami Heat forfeit, since they did the Harlem Shake?
manny killed me this a.m.- I actually thought Hank was 26 for about thirty seconds. It was a wonderful thirty seconds anyway!! Didn’t peg Bundy used to say that to her hubby Al ??
I love ice cream in my Harlem shake.
What up dc?
Mr. Hooper, how big is that shark?
25 footer, carrying 3 tons
Felix Unger: [to woman on witness stand] Ah… you assumed. My dear, you should never assume. You see, when you assume [writes the word “assume” on a blackboard], you make an ass... out of you... and me. So many great lines. Would it be safe to assume NYRS make the playoffs?
Hey e3 – love when they are comparing shark bite scars and chief Brodie l pmooks down at his tiny appendix scar and decides,wisely not to show it.
Aristophenes ….. Ridiculous!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=E9sMjNPfAe4#t=214s
Dc – great scene. Great movie
Mary Ellen Moffat. She broke my heart.
Dde – after pointing to his chest….
You’re gonna need a bigger boat
Farewell thee my Spanish ladies…
Never assume- but I believe we will be invited to the big dance . Although we may need a bigger boat!
Show me the way to go home.. knock… knock
Here’s to swimming with bow-legged women
Robert shaw was robbed of an Oscar that year.top ten movie for me all time
Here lies the body of Mary Lee; died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity; not a bad record for this vicinity.
lol Suff
Robert Shaw was brilliant – his Doyle Lonnegan in The Sting as well…if ya follah?
This Miller kid’s got some funyuns. He’s gonna be a special player IMO. But I was kind of surprised at the ballsy comment he made at one of the Rangers functions. I just hope he can take being pushed to being the best he can be. Maybe not.
The Entertainer, sweet ragtime
Can’t decide to talk hockey or movies. A win will definitely make the end of the ledge appear further away. Seems like there’s been so many 2 day gaps b/t games. Hoping the practice helps and they rest up a bit. Need to string a few wins together.
Scott Joplin – no relation to Janice
Rangers win tomorrow 5-1
E3- Thinking the same thing about Shaw & The Sting. Great movie all around. “Your boss is quite a card player, Mr. Kelly; how does he do it?” ”...He cheats.”
Carp
That is absolutely BS that they couldn’t do the parting of the Red Sea thing. What a joke!!
OOOHHHHHHHH!!
James
Great Randall quote btw
“What am I gonna accuse him of? Cheating better than me?”
Cccp – is there a dr. In the house?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Not to be a know it all but does anyone think Danny G could be more productive if someone taught him how to hold the stick- just sayin
http://rangers.lohudblogs.com/files/2013/03/girardi-vs.-bolts.jpg
Mr hopper, you go in cage? Cage goes in water? Shark in water?
Farewell Spanish ladies of Spain
Lonnegan : I put a half a million dollars on lucky Dan to win
Kid twist: win? I said place!!! Lucky Dan to place
Lonnegan: I want my money back
Another great performance…The Taking of Pelham One Two Three. Shaw was great. Walter Matthau classic.
Mr. Blue: Excuse me, do you people still execute in this state?
Lt. Garber: What? Oh, execute. No, not at the moment.
Mr. Blue: Pity (as he steps on the third rail).
eddie cubed
Not sure about the dr. but there’s nurse in the house ;)
hey dde!
how u been?
dde!!!!
who ate my farina?
anybody see deepee last night getting blown out 5-0 by our smurfs in the 1st period?
Cccp – cold water can quench my thirst, I’m in bed, send in a nurse… I’m thirsty thirsty lord have mercy
Deepee – I let in one more goal I’m gonna shoot myself
Back. Nice wedding. Two more handsome kids with a dream. Ah, I remember it well!
Dream dream dream….. Dreeeeeeeeeeeeam
Dream lover – triple endtendre
Werd up brutha kooz? Had some booze, need a snooze, jammin on som blues? Catholics and Jews
Boyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
entendre! Two Rye Presbyterians and I can’t spell anymore?
Climb aboard the dream weaver train
I can’t spell for a Henry hill of beans
Dream, lover. Dream lover. Dream Lover
Whatup C3, Grabby?!
I can’t be made. I’m half Irish and half Scottish. Actually, half Scotch and half water.
DDe – glad you are posting a bit more…. Now only RIR need show up….
Just had a beer and a theraflu
the ecubed pleasure cruise to nowhere.
Oh I’m going somewhere alright
Half Scottish / half irish : you are a cheap drunk
Snowin’ in the Apple tonight.
Low 60’s here
:) exactly! I have a friend who’s half Irish, half Italian. He falls down a lot, but breaks his own legs.
But we have fires in the wood stove and the fireplace …. Nice mood…..
I’m German Irish – hard working drinker
Looking around the wedding, I note that the girls keep getting prettier while I age. A pretty girl is like a melody.
Richards while dealing black jack kept passing cards to non one
I have a microwave fireplace. I can lie down in front of it for the evening in two minutes.
Tell me kooz – see em everyday
Speaking of cheap, Richie Rich would like to thank Harry’s Tuxedos for giving him a free tuxedo. ->
Tho my woman is pretty fab
“Would you like to learn how to write a novel, dear?”
”...and then I wrote… but tell me about yourself.”
Come sit on my lap while we explore applications of calculus…
How would you like to integrate my polynomial?
E3 you set the bar high and the pace fast
Care to see a real epsilon delta proof?
DDe – you were always a favorite of mine….
I’ve got some complex analysis – right here
I’ve got a serious vertical asymptote going on…
“Thesis, antitheses, and synthesis, but let’s begin somewhere else,” as he removes her bra clatch.
No darling – that’s not a slide rule
lol
Those are 2 lovely parabolic functions
“I think you’re having a problem with dangling participles, my dear. Here, let me help…”
Want to see my Taylor series expansion?
LET’S GO RANGERS!!!
Lets discuss your isomorphism
Sometimes I find it hard getting up in the morning.
You see, when you begin a story, always try to put the
bragun on the table.Ranger Goal # 41, his first as a ranger, and first this season, Stu, I’ll kick your assen, Bickel
Shall we discuss the intersection of lines?
Excuse me, that’s just my perpendicular vector acting out
“I think we’ll have a smoother time getting your story started by taking a cabin for the weekend in Bangor.”
I love your ellipsoids
Shall we get parallel my dear?
good for you cooscoos
Would you like to squeeze out a polar plot?
cooscoos March 2nd, 2013 at 10:22 pm
Sometimes I find it hard getting up in the morning.
Speaking of log functions!!! My word
“A room without windows, a room without doors
A room where no guy but I can spy the charms that are yours
Like being marooned on a island far from civilized shores
You and me in a room without windows, a room without doors”
“Oh, and bring the aforementioned first draft, my dear…”
ddebened: sorry for drifting away from hockey for a short while. I was today in a large room with 50 lovely foxes and I was momentarily sidetracked, as it were. :)
haaa E3
That’s what I call a simultaneous equation
“No, when I said bring the drafts, I wasn’t talking about your stories in progress.”
Man. You guys are awesome.
I’ve got something you can solve – come closer
Manny – chime in…. The more the merrier
“Can I show you some of my log properties?”
Who would know that a contemporary Pythagoras would have interests in lechery?
Would you be interested in normalizing my unit vector?
Pythagoras: “Madam I have a theory. You tell me if I’m right or wrong…”
The Pythagoreans were a hip cult…
The more the Mannier
No, those are my orifice hours…. My office hours aren’t till much later
“Before we get any further along with chapter subdivisions, you are 18, am I correct?”
Are those bell curves real?
dbnded- We had a priest in our old parish named Father Moore. We called him Moore the Marrier.
Care to see a real cylindrical coordinate system?
“You must begin by stripping….uh, cliches from your prose.”
“My dear, I need to exponentiate something…care to join me?”
“Be honest, my dear, is it literary guidance you seek, or are you just trying to nail a middle aged writer so you can get me fired?”
Strip the left side and get sex, errrr, x by itself
My ex wife to her attorney: “If my husband were to die tomorrow, how much would I get?”
Attorney: “Depends upon how the evidence is presented to the jury.”
The Sound of Music?
Bickel certainly preferable on defense. To some extent.
orifice hours LOL
Kooz – wedding fun I take?
Last night Tappen/Johnson in the studio
Yesterday, I…wait a minute, that wasn’t me.
Wedding was nice, e. My cousin, who threw the wedding, has a son, hockeyist, third year in HS. Little bit of Ranger talk.
300 people, so the conversations were a bit clipped.
Kings Nucks on …1-0 Nucks….... Tostito had a fight
good fight, too.
Man, I really need to negotiate even a piddly per-comment payment if you guys are going to continue to do this. You’d make me rich.
“I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I,
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.”
Eddie keeps interjecting hockey news, so we keep the spigot stymied. Good thing, too.
You’d make me rich
You’d have to share!
King Nucks has turned into a great nasty rivalry. Met last 2 years in playoffs….. Wish MSG had ice this good
Ricardo – you should get something from a heavily trafficked blog – advertisers take notice at some point I’d think.
Chris Higgens – we hardly knew thee
Bu, advertisers would say, ‘what are we gonna get out of those two deadbeats?’
This game is going get ugly – love it
2 devilishly charming, brilliant and handsome deadbeats
Kings have a good PP
All I can get on my Verizon FIOS is boxing, basketball, and baseball and a Ranger/Boston re-run.
Kings buzzing
NHL channel is excellent
Pens beat the Habs in a tight defensive game today
Seems they both like wine – maybe some Thunderbird commercials with a Chateau Latour Pauillac plane/bus tour offering.
Kopitar is a man beast
Maybe a math/reading/writing tutoring center as well….
Learn to score higher on exams and in the sack
Moving left – shooting back to the right – goal nucks
NHL network=ms. Tappen. . .
bad back balm and alarm clocks
Educator – cute babe that knows her sport
Tequila, vodka, scotch, beer, wine …..
Quick not looking so good tonight
Baseball player notices freckle starting to appear on third finger, left hand, scratches himself from lineup. Day to day.
Boys, my sincere apology for sudden crash last night. Wasnt the Irish exit, more a week of living on Duval Street, kinda snuck up on like a Gabby snap shot from the slot. 2 night, chillin and sipping Baileys and Club on the rocks…just sipping, just chillin.
Baseball player thinks he might slightly pull a muscle – better go on 15-day DL
Heard you snorin’ through my Apple speakers, Papa.
Papa bear here one moment POOF gone the next
Your ex Gov is back on the juice, eee
I turned off the lights and locked the door last night
Baileys can do that to you. Diabetic instability.
I locked the lights and the door turned on me.
Ahnuld is a bad boy
Yiz got yizselves some crazy State out there. NY’s not far behind.
I love bailey’s milk on ice
Don cherry has to be high
I don’t know why the door turned on me. Maybe he was in a jam.
Grapes!
CA is a crazy state – no doubt. Can’t beat the weather tho
Ahnuld is big man, little nut
Strange place. 95 degrees in NY, and same night in SF, people are wearing ear muffs.
Yeah – our best weather is September October – but Yesterday it was in the mid 70’s
I have found some old body building mags from when Arnold was an up and coming body-builder and they listed him as 5’11. Suddenly, he’s 6’2 in his bios.
Lots of ear muffs in SF
paisley
Our weather in the summer not so nice…
He’s not 6’ 2”
Hot Town, Summer in the City, Under the Boardwalk, Up on the Roof, but yet a rose in Spanish Harlem.
Not unless he’s grown 3 or four inches since he was 21.
Lots of muff in SF too
I don’t believe Kreider is 230, either.
Saw Rudy Giuliani on the tube today. His first marriage was to his second cousin, Regina Peruggi. So was his second marriage to a first cousin?
Papa must hold his Baileys with two hands. Puts it down every 20 minutes to type.
First cousin of someone, probably. His first marriage was pre-arranged by the two families. Like Italy under the Borgias.
His son was tossed off the Duke golf team. Coach couldn’t stand him.
Joe Biden “every sentence uttered by rudi – subject, verb, 9/11”
Who’s Joe Biden?
Not true Coos, one hand on my baileys, one hand barely
Kooz – #2
Junior Guiliani, Big boy, Chris Farley look alike.
Great game tonight…
Donna Hanover, monologues with va-jay jays.
Chris Farley was not a happy camper
Aha. Former colleague of mine had a sister with a Frank Lloyd Wright house in Ct., where he stayed for a month while she was in Europe. He mixed me a cocktail, then took me on a tour of this gigantic, odd place. Indoor river, original Picassos. By the time the tour was finished, I realized I had left my drink somewhere along the way. Rather than spend another hour going room to room, he just poured me another. Why am I telling this story? Oh, I guess the Baileys.
Yeah FLW – liked those indoor waterways…... Prolly had prostate problems.
on the si ferry, i be merry, hate don cherry, john kerry, any guy named terry. boyyeeeeeeeee
The camp with a differance
Never mind the weather
When you come to Tommy’s,
The holiday’s forever! haha!
Yo tiki torch
In a quiet vibration land, things as they seem, beautiful dream, ain’t quite so bad…
Chris Farley was signed to play Ignatius in John Kennedy Toole’s “A Confederacy of Dunces. Before, Belushi was signed, then John Candy. All died young, and now it’s thought there is a curse on the novel and no one wants to do it.
That is why you’ll never be a great detective, Cato.
Belushi’s ghost roams chateau Maramont legend has….
Tiki, to or from the rock
You know, wonder now if that river was a urinal. Problem is, it flowed out and deposited itself in a large swimming pool that you wouldn’t know was a swimming pool because Wright had it blend in with trees and woods.
has there ever been an organized meetup of people from the blog?
Sickness will surely take the mind, where minds don’t usually go… So go on this amazing journey and know all you should know…
So e3 have you recieved my e-mails? The first 2 said they failed don’t know where the 3rd one is floating. Can’t figure out what went wrong :(
Clouseau to undercover detective-sergeant, dressed as a Zebra at a costume cocktail party: “I will have your stripes for this!
Organized, Educator? Some things are just too, too impossible. :)
Ex3 apparently on the lamb somewhere in …...France with Inspector Clouseau???
nosotros somos monos
@ cooscoos-definitely feels like lots of people know each other, and Carp- last season was my first venture on here, a friend of mine told me about it
Hi – Ria haven’t got a single one :(
Ria – wonder if carp gave you wrong email addy
Tiki – an island in Trinidad, or a disease? No speekee good Spanee.
Abe Beame …... Fiscal Crisis, but never married a cousin.
Welcome aboard, Educator! We haven’t known each other very long; I speak for myself.
Papa’s pretty new, too, I think, but has proven to be funny and knowledgeable.
worst blog on internets
We missed you, Tik. Sup?
Ria – send carp an email rcarpini@lohud.com asking him for e3’s email :)
Higgins – 5 goals
Nash – 4 goals
Trade Nash!
I checked it once ,I checked it twice & then I checked it once again:((
First time long time referred to as new, thanks Cooscoos
Tiki Torch
And pretty too.
It’s definitely a different way to follow and root for a team; I like living Upstate but the sports scene aint the same as in or near the Apple
Torts does not like Nash. He is too low maintenance.
Carp should forward you my last email to him…..I’ve wondered why I hadn’t heard from you…..I am going to propose to you through email :)
Did I put a comma after ‘pretty?’
eddie, eddie, eddie is on the West Coast, Educ. NY transplant, Ranger fan.
The crooks never sleep and neither does Clouseau.
Papa – those are both relative terms….. Pretty and new
Will do e 3 .I see youse went till dawns early light last night. lol Carp really could be a rich man @ .25 a pop.
Nash don’t like Torts, too high maintenance.
EX3 , good point
Lovely Ria, meter maid…. Will you want some tea?
But I do have relatives.
I’ll go for .25 a pop
It took me months to figure out why I was falling asleep at my desk and e3 was still bright and chirpy. When it’s 2AM here, it’s 11 in Ca.
bein on the west coast and gettin the games at like 4 in the afternoon-that would work for me, being a teacher. . .
Are you starting A harem? Youngest to oldest or vice versa ,need to know where i’d be in line !!
Coos, punctuation is way over-rated
Ria – if you are an owl, you need to join our silliness …. We have a ton of fun @ night
Ria – head of the line for you, love
” Yes i am free to have some tea with thee”.
Speaking of tonsofun, haven’t heard from Chris Christie lately.
Ria – tea has a different meaning on the West Coast Procede with caution.
Proceed
Tea for the Tillerman
Anonymity is a virtue. Every fool knows thar. Anonymity’s next to cleanliness and I don’t have to tell you what that’s next to.
On bended knee, mr. Smee, out to see, you and me, golly gee, in a tree, bumble bee, e3 and Ria always be….
Boyeeeeeeeeeeee
Well when I was younger use to go to the clubs, get home at 5 or 6 am take a shower get dressed & go to work ,my mother would just sit at the table & take it all in. ” But I was so much older than i’m younger than that now”.
Coos!?? punctuation. is,way, over-rated!!!
Like that song
Have you ever been exposed to Jerry Lewis? gene yus.
I think this is the real Inspector Clouseau we’re dealing with here.
Kooz – don’t you be telling truths, errrrrrrrrrrr, stories to my lovely Ria….
So I guess that might qualify me for night owl status?
Jerry Lewis is the only American that France likes.
Age is relative – I will be 89 next birthday… But look and feel 85
Great song lyric by the way…
I was so poor as a kid, they never told me when my birthday was. I could be older.
Par lay voo France eh
I heard that the Pope owns 51% of General Motors. Could this be true?
You’d have to ask Rupp
Ria – your story sounds like mine – only I skipped a shower :)
Pope is going back to being an alter boy – life begins anew
Coos the Frenchies no like Sir Lance of Liar?
Coos I think they have that brand of tea on the East coast as well.
Loved those days. Hemingway and Mantle and Lou Gerhig and Woodrow Wilson at Toots Shor’s shooting the chit.
Tea, why tea?
Kooz – on the flip side when it’s 9am and you are still deep in REM sleep – I’ve already finished the NY Times
9AM? There’s two nines?
I finished with the NY Times years ago :)
It’s what else that goes into the tea that really matters ( why am I giving away secrets – Doh)
Ever notice NO ONE says ‘there are’ anymore? Or there’re
Some just check in once or 2wice then disappear, to the rear.
I meet Tiger Woods once at a tea
The ole grey lady is still what she used to be,,,still what she used to be,,,, still what she used to be
Tiger’s wood is long off the tea
Always a singular verb form for a plural object these days, what say you, Educator, if yiz is still awake?
I prefer there be…. As in …. There be something serious be going on
‘All the News That Fits, We Print.’
Did papa bear just say in the rear :0
What’s the difference between “Homes” and “Dawg?”
You guys are the best. THE. BEST.
e. why are secrets kept? Are we not late night patrons of the holy Rangers Report Blog, thereby sworn bruthahood and gotcha back, or am I in the wrong ether?
They called a tea on Koby the other night
Prefer – my brutha
Carp – send lovely Ria, meter maid, my email addy – pretty please with a Nash on top
I remember those nights at Toots. George Patton, Walter Winchell, Frankie Avalon, Hall and Oates, Kissinger, Steve Hamilton, Yogi, Grover Cleveland (Alexander.) Man!
Papa bear – secret is a great de odor ant too – strong enough for a man.. But made for a woo-man
Paul Coffey never had a tee. Man could fly like an eagle to the sea.
Steve Miller Band!
Kooz – greatest night of my life was throwing down shots with Babe Ruth——great guy – better candy bar
A Rose and a Baby Ruth
I’ve got a brand new pair of roller skates, who’s got a brand new key?
LMAO “with Nash on top” when can I expect that delivery ? :-))
I’ll never forget the night Robert E. Lee strode in. What a gentleman! War was over then, but he still wore the uniform.
Let me see if I be getting some mail from my bay bay
E3 – No comprehende this language so foreign to my nature
Papa bear – know what I’m sayin?
When we 5 double 0, it be time to go
I tried desperately to warn Herbert Hoover that the roaring 20’s were about to end….it was 1929 after all.
My brutha – it be all that and any more.. You dig?
E x’s 3…, if I bat 33, than I perhaps I can see.
The N bear, he disappear?
My brutha – I was blind….but Now I be seeing all clear, no where near, Ria my dear, wheel I steer, drink a beer, say cheer(s), have no fear, can you hear ….. Me, see me, feel me….
Boyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ran into an old friend today, he probably gonna sue.
Did kooz take a snooze? Go on a cruise, get a bruise? Reading the news? Paying dues? Playing some blues?
Boyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I was just scrolling from the top and lmao
Found a Lincoln in my driveway, but I no longer have any use for pennies.
Koos pull a Michael Douglas and and Fall Down?
Any funny especially funny?
Two fleas sitting next to golf ball, “We better jump on that ball, this guy is going to kill us.”
Went for the scroll . They still liking Boyles and Grabbers?
Michael Douglas is married to chi epsilon eta zeta, no?
Papa bear – :)
I think she’s bi-polar and he’s one of those guys with two first names that I don’t like.
Slow day at the office?
Didn’t mean to say bi-polar, Bear.
Lincoln : shoulda stayed in and not gone out…
He had four doors
Ever notice almost every nasty killer has three names?
Basic instinct – good movie
Are there Polar Bears that are bi?
Nasty killers and dudes in boy bands
I’m not trying to in fur anything
Bi-weekly every other….
Was out for a lap in CP several years back and ran with the Zeta and her entourage for a bit. She one fine piece of lady. Really fine. Two first name guy very lucky.
Pun taken
The government is demanding claw backs from Bear Stearns.
Tom Hank
His son – not so lucky
Carlisle Pennsylvania?
Gabby – we bear-ly see you score these days
Ria – Tea is on…. One lump or two?
Jeffrey Eater Damer
How do you get lucky when you’re a dealing stoner? You take a deposit on the wrapper and re-use?
e these Gabby lovers, I know what they love
No offense to any dealing stoners who may be watching.
But if he starts tearing in up, I see
“Jeffrey, you know I don’t like your friends.”
“So, have salad, mom.”
The son is not as unlucky as he is too pid
” Now its time to say goodnight , goodnight goodnight”.
“A gloomy donkey, tir’d of life
one day addressed his wedded wife:
I am so dumb, you are so dumb.
let’s go and die together,come!
But as befalls, time and again,
they liven on happily, the twain.”
His old man’s only got 100 million, not counting the property.
Jeffrey – mom have you seen my friends?
Mom – oh dear
Adjos, Ria
zolnarcyzk or however you spell the morons name did hsi jumping concucssio ntrick tonight after trying to do the same things on wednesday.
tell me again why animals like this are in the league…
he literally looks for guys with the head down in neutral ice so he can launch. literally that is his skill…
he is too stupid to understand doing what he does injures people, he is supposedly an ivy league guy. they should take away his diploma….
SoMeone watching Coos? That would be pretty pathetic,, no??
Ria – where do you think you are going young lady?
Ria’s going to the early Mass.
Sweet dreams princess
One spoonful please. I know you’ll get that one.
Sleep is highly over rated
Geez
I don’t like Mass-qurade parties LOL i
Stuart – what do you think about Jeff Dahmer??
I do believe newbear arrived carrying a satchel of poems
Let’s the medicine go down…..
Overrated.
And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
Here’s a kiss on your cheek, darlin
Dat Ria – some piece of work, operates an e-mail thing, no less
Longine?
Dane Coolidge – your grandfather -
eddie’s turned into a John Wane/Wayne Newton clone
Or is it Elvis?
Coos, how did you guess, the next is Swinburne, coming up..
Algernon!
“I be damned if I’m gonna let those greasy slopes get their hands on your birthright, so he hid the watch the only place he could.. His assen
Ok I have to meet my brother’s wife in the morning to take care of some errands so night & get some rest “must win” game later.
Better than John Wayne Gacy
Dane Coolidge, naturalist and writer of western novels?
Later gator
I hid that uncomfortable piece of my metal up my assen for 3 years
Kooz – is your participle still dangling?
She’s an angel. She’s an angel straight from heaven!
Never, never use Ford Fairlanes as depilatories.
I had a rock group as a kid, ‘The Dangling Participles.’
Indeed – heaven sent, during lent, eating meat, feel the heat, fish is cool, pocket pool, metal tool, in school, be a fool. Werd up yo
Boyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Future’s so bright, I’m looking at 2AM for my sunglasses.
My band was called the skin flints
“Sundowners Syndrome is an ailment that causes symptoms of confusion after “sundown.” .....While some people exhibit symptoms of dementia all day which grow worse in the late afternoon and evening, others may exhibit no symptoms at all until the sun goes down.”
We were originally ‘The Misplaced Modifiers.’ I don’t think our music hit the west coast.
Great line – let’s get something straight between us
Stop me before I sundown again!
Is it too lat to talk about Manny behind his back? My boss says it’s about the high time.
Papa – what is it called when its a Friday night and someone just POOF vanishes?
‘Can that blouse be felt?’
Manny is a no good rotten loser idiot moron loser no good terrible moron loser.
Newbear – I figured you to be on a mission in a South American jungle…. How do you have Internet access?
eee, I re-read yesterday re: posters, and I didn’t think anyone was on you to any large extent. Some strong opinions on here, time to time, but two posters specifically said that it was not personal??
On the other hand…
newbear communicates by fork tines and wire.
The Flint Stones
Coos, I don’t mean like that, just to replace Sather…
E3, I am searching for some interesting naturel farmaceuticals here, and the communications are proprietary tu Phizer, sorry, can’t talk about it…
I have all the Stones albums, Fred and Wilma.
I am awaiting comment modification….again.
You may be referring to the Saturday Morning Vanish e3?
Kooz – I am horribly insecure and needy. It began as a child.
That’s always interesting. We can guess what you might have said.
You were lucky that you were a child.
Not a Friday Poof e3, more like a Saturday A.M. Sudden Onset Decline.
You guys are seriously some of the funniest mofos I have ever blogged with tonight… Or any other
Emotionally I am only 9
Poof
This Tullamore is getting to me, please do not hit me too hard, I’ll have some breathalyzer to get me straighr right now
That’s all well and good, but it hardly solves newbear’s pharmaceutical dilemma, now does it?
Can we hit 1000 tonight? I have a fat mortgage and several families to feed!!!
coos, why be so hard on me?
I’m half German and half Irish. I invade countries, but I write nice sonnets about the devastation.
A Saturday Morning Sudden Onset Decline ex3
I’m trying to help, bear.
Newbear – more subtle than a hammer to the head
‘several families to feed’ lol
I wrote a sonnet about that recently, you wanna hear it?
Newbear said hard on
Kooz – we must be related – do you know a guy named Tom?
Do you know that the age of reason is considered seven? Basically you can do whatever you want from one through six. Wish I had known that then.
I think papa bear vanished again
Too many red eyes this week. Gonna crash this bird and get ready for church
I confess, it was said please don’t tell on me, please, the sonnet is really precious….
No Toms in NY, at least that I have run into. I don’t think there are any, but I’m not sure of the math on that.
That was Paine full
See ya, Papa. Say a prayer for somebody other than yourself for a change. :)
Nite nite papa
Thomas Paine? That makes (common) sense. BTW, cmnsnse, jees!
Coos, who needs it more than I ?
Pray for me papa – I am a bad boy
Also the age of reason
Ah, Papa, well said, and in perfect English!
E, Poof again
Papa is like Casper the Friendly Ghost.
Hail Mary full of grace…...
How many to 1000? My brain is banging.
E-poof?? that is almost grain alcohol
Kooz said banging
It’s like my lifters aren’t working or the cylinder’s cracked, or
Only 414 to go
How could that be possible? I know. The early shift did no work. Again!
Weak morning shift for sure
All those long morning paragraphs on this line, that line, the other line…trade Nash to Florida, put Gaborik at tight end, cut Bickel,
Go to sleep, mate – we will hook up ‘morrow
Blah blah blah blah
Boyyyyyyys. Give me shout if you get to 800. I’ll jump backs in and help down the homie stretch if it bees necessary. Do it for the gripper.
Au revoir, Amigo. Lights out!
Jack the gripper
4 more till 600
You be a trooper par excellence, Papa
3 …...........
Grip the Jacker
1….......
Who turned the lights on?
We have lift off…. Set engine x1 on…. After burner lit
Last call?
Like a gabby hat tick – he’s back
They locked the doors
“We be flyin’ at 30,000 feet if I be gettin’ this mf off the ground.”
Trade gabby for Lucic
Gabby guts
Torts like low maintenance.
Well, the sonnet despite your wishes :
The moonsheep stands upon the clearind.
It waits and waits to get its shearing.
The moonsheep.
The moonsheep plucks himself a blade
returning to his alpine glade.
The moonsheep.
“I am,” the sheep says in his dream,
“the center of the cosmic scheme.”
The moonsheep.
The moonsheep, in the morn, lies dead.
His flesh is white, the sun is red.
The moonsheep.
How depressing is that, huh?
Gabby for the little French guy who got drunk at the parade
Gaby Guts fills in a slot, but relatively innocuous comment, what say?
Shuttle travels at 18000 mph – I can be in NY in about 10 minutes
Not to baaaaaaaaaaaad
Too
What’s a clearind? Other than that, it does sound a bit like Shelley.
Gabby flabby?
Moon sheep – sounds tawdry
Now you’re talkin’
79 till 700
I’ve heard of a Moon Pie
Trade Boyle
I’ve heard of that old devil moon
Moon unit
Shear sheep
If they’re going to trade anyone, it should be Nash or Hagelin or McDonagh, or better yet, all three!
Moon pie, good snack
Full moon
Sheep in wolf’s clothing
Fire Torts
Mountains on the moon – great Jerry song
Half moon
Bring up Kreider
Great Moons Afire
Fire Torts Dog
Dark side of the moon
Increase the Kreider
The Kreider has lost his The
Torts sucks – home slice
Moon over Miami
Moonlight in Vermont
Man on the moon
Mass Moonie Wedding at the Garden, 1982
Visit the moon
Moonlight becomes you. How does it do that? A moon can’t…oh well
Torts Slice, Home Suck
Moon landing
Moon,Alice!
Eddie Moonie
Do you in the moon
Torts needs to grow into the job. Or into his shorts.
Moonstruck
Pump your moon
Moon river
Hang a sunny
NY guy: Hey, I got the shorts, can you help me out?
Calif guy: Sure, let me try them on.
Drop a duece
Deuce coup
newbear is looking up algernon swinburne poems
Kitty Hawk
Great stuff here, my bottle of Tullamore is dry, till later, guys
Drop a loaf
Is this the speed round?
Buick 225 in NY lingo: Deuce and a quarter
Pinch a stool
Pinch a loaf
Slice a stool
Heave a Havana
bye, newbear. Anthology only goes up to R? Who’s ripping out the pages!!!
Fecal blowout
Coos, first car was a duece and a quarter, f…..ing tank.
I sliced the stool, now I have nowhere to sit
Later Newbear
I’m dying
Last note : CoosCoos, why be so cross with me? No reply needed, really.
tank!
Gas guzzling tank, $5 a man to travel
Crapshoot
cross? humor is what we do with the occasional trade rumor. Don’t take everything personally. You’ve been good here
Kooz – chill lax with the Newbear
Poop
Swampy pine
Insecure whiny baby :)
Heaving Hershey
Camp brownies
Fudge pies
Hershey Squirt
Pine Sol – Jewish tree
Launch a lunar probe
Camp Brownies???? Glad I missed that camp e3!
Diarrhea cha cha cha
Arse wipe
ha ha and etc
Brown outs
Liquid Fudge
Montezuma’s whatever
Hot Dung
Mud pies
Dung Pu
Salty Cookies
Mushy malted
Cheat sheets – stealing someone’s efluvia
Baileys Creme
Cocoa puffs
Mass is out
effluvia
Chocolate thunder
Tar Pit
Black scat
That was a fast 100
Lumps of coal
Dad, it won’t go down
What won’t go down
The stuff
Did we dood it?
Tubular dump
Jingle the handle
Light a Match
Steamy Stallion
I tried to buy a pack of condominiums.
#2
Grease Monkey
Black beauty
Stanley steamer
Hot Fudge Dip
Excremental reasoning
Solid soot
Sit
Beef And Vegy
Sheet
You are perfectly certain that you reached 9?
Not too sensitive kind, just asked a question in a crossfire, sometime it is too much of it and it confuses the private sector workers, just saying…
:)
Little Debbie
Rabbit Pellets
you correct, bear, this is a wicked crossfire! Hard to get in a word edgewise.
Raging Bull
Kooz – I can barely breathe – I am lolololol so much….
Frankly, I don’t give a crap
Obviously, this is not poetry night, so we are at a disadvantage
Chocolate missile
Moon Cake
You’re a master of bowlistic scatology.
Nuclear fudge head
Boys and Girls
Bot a yiz
Dirt bombs
Brian Boyler
ICBM
Jungle Fever
“Mister Chairman, I would like to submit this blog as exhibit A in this man’s quest for tenure.”
Brian Boyler lolololol lol
Brown Crayon
that WAS good
(boyler)
Pooper dooper double scooper
Slice of life
Fudge yogurt
Skid Marks
“The man is admittedly a scatological genius, but we have no plans to offer that course in the foreseeable future”
Ex-food
Jungle Jim
Scatology 102, must have completed Scatology 101
Brown pie
Drop a dump
Cookie Dough
Launch the Hindenburg
Dump a drop
Marble cake
Can you imagine what Tom Carvell’s droppings look like? Swirly creme, coned
Brown biscuit
e3 Hindenburg … Gets me everytime!!! Lol
Oh the humanity!!!!
Caramel twists
Doggie Drop
Tubular truffle
Brussels Sprouts
Fudgies
If you’re a string theorist, do you drop stringy things?
Dingleberry Drop
London Boyle
Colon Fuzz
Sorry Papa Bear, I cannot compete with tenured people, I did teach people myself in a private situation, but they appreciated it, then…
Haven’t hear that word in years, but why would I? There were college kids arrested for putting dingleberries in the relish at some diner somewhere.
London Boyle
String theory is no longer such the hot thing – math won’t support it
Pinching pennies
Donny Darko
Release the hounds
I plan to be awake by the time the game starts. Hope it’s a 7:30 face off.
Ding dungs
A-Rod
Driving Miss Daisy
Cocoa chunks
laughing despite myself. Or, to spite myself. Or, selfishly spiting Orr
Dark Cheese Blintz
Cocoa Puffer
Lumps of darkness
Black Eyed Pea
Cheek exhalers
I see Papa bear also needs to take the Rorschach in the back of the cab on the way to the insane asylum.
Stools
Vermin Tank
Lolololololololol
newbear did not like your comment about his sonnet. I thought it was interesting.
Chocolate fillets
Fruit Cake
Which comment – god I am crying
dunno
Septic sender
Chocalate Egg Clare
Puff Daddy
Butt chunks
Frank Perdue grimy gimleets
Midnight Blog
Chocolate brittle
too many e’s in there
Moonlit mountain
Surfer Dude
Clarke Bar
CornFritter
Brown lava
Cadbury Flat Offering
Rump Roaster
green gangster
Tootsie rolls
Baby Ruth ( Caddy Shack???)
Bombs away
mustard gas
Coos.. Green Gangster , Brocoli or spinach?????
Hurling bon bons
Peppermint Patty
Thin mints
Goober
Thick and chewies
Greasy Coddler
Almond Joy
Chocolate casserole
Carmelo Anthony
Seems we are onto candy
Jolly Ranchers
Black load
Dishin and swishin
Tootsie plops
Carmelo Anthony may be sweet, but he ain’t no candy bar
Flushing meadows
Larry Johnson
Sweet Georgia Brown
Rump ripper
Brown Eyed Curl
Anal reject
Chad’s Johnson
tan khakis
Cannonball runs
yellow submarines
Grim Reaper
Brown eyed susan
Meat loaf
Coos???? yellow??? Chinese Food?
Rim greaper
John Daly Nineteenth Hole Salute
Ochre nuggets
4 horsemen
Siamese Cat
Defacation Blues
Solid waste
Coose? Siamese Cat? Chinese Food Again!
red Grange
Purple Haze
Holy Crap ( Sunday )
lol Papa
Brown coated doughnut
We must be there!
Sundae Sermon
Church Pew
871
Left leg lift
Popping Poopies
I’m nodding. Hasta Domingo.
Beethoven 3rd movement
One cheek sneak
A squeaky fromme
Smashing Pumpkin
Milk duds
Heinrich Rimmer
Dudley Doo Doo
Volcanic dump
Chocolate chumley
Pooper Drooper
O ring gasket blaster
Messy Bessie
Magic Meteor
Pumpernickel loaf
Stockard Channing
Cocoa comet
Moon dust
Hit 900 and time to crash
John travolta
Rubber Bisquit
Crem brûlée
Wang Bang
Peanut butter and smelly
Hot chocolate
Good laughs, good night ex3
901
Nite. Nite – I think everyone went home
I’m pooped
That was funny