Somebody call Tony (or Anthony) in AZ and tell him to find me a nice, big (cheap) house on a golf course in Scottsdale, ASAP. ^[1]

I have freakin’ had it with these storms, hurricanes, Nor’Easters, blizzards.

They were saying 1-3 inches of snow yesterday, and maybe another 10-15 overnight. Before nightfall, we already had about eight inches. I’m afraid what it’s going to look like when I crawl out of bed this morning. Gotta be two feet, right? Probably trees down again. Probably power out.

For crying out loud, I’ve had it.

I used to love snow, never minded the cold, enjoyed the four seasons.

Now. Not so much. I want to be where it’s warm or hot, where there are no hurricanes, no blizzards, no snow, no cold. I want to chuck my generator and my snowblower off a cliff.

Tony (Anthony) in AZ … help me!

Photo by Frank Becerra Jr./Lohud.com.