Instead of me telling you about it, here’s the whole flier. Great cause, for education:
Good morning, boneheads!
Even better person.
Is the blackout still going?
Hey Carp, did you see the Empire State Building is a Ravens fan now?
Hey Carp, got any “predictions” for this week’s Powerball numbers?
Thank god back to hockey talk on the HOCKEY blog!
Wow, Carp nailed the score last night. Pretty impressive.
Messier back for Zubov. Zubov finds Leetch..Leetch! SCORRRRES!!! : D
Carp can you donate the money for two auction dinner tickets to me? It’s only the equivalent of 60 blog posts. We do that in like 10 minutes ; )
Less when E3 and cooscoos are going at it.
Good morning, Sally!
I think Zubov is still playing in the KHL
IHIH – great organization. I’ve sent them some used gear in the past (smell and all)
Would love to have gone to this but will be out of town.
Carp – prediction for tomorrow night’s game?
Any word on whether The Kreider will slip back into the lineup tomorrow night allowing Bickel to move back to Defense at which point it will be noticed that Gilroy is better and Bickel will be Prucha’d?
any word on how many stabbed last in Nawlins? Ray Lewis would make a good enforcer for the rangers…....likely looking at 2 for instigating, 5 for fighting, and game misconduct for attempted murder
start beer on next game
Brian Leetch – first ballot HoFer
And the conn smythe trophy goes to….....BRIAN LEETCH
Soon to be a 20 year old statement. Time sure flies…
Great Clash lyric “somebody got murdered, they’re gone for keeps forever”
Can we pump up the volume? Lets raise the roof? Who let the dogs out?
If you break my heart, I’ll go…..I’ll be back again.
Don’t Start Biron, trade him! His stock is high!
E3: Who can forget the rosey cheeked young commissioner, still a lockout virgin at that point, and his Papa John like cadence “The Winner….of the Conn Smythe Trophy…as the most Valuable Player….in the Stanley Cup Playoffs…..is Brian Leetch.
Bet Leetch can still play
Romeo – ”.......and most of all the players…...Captain Mark Messier, come get the Stanley Cup”
Cccp -Duguay on RW. Leetch on D. Bring ‘em back…...and resign Avery
...and no helmet for Duguay. I want to see that mane blowing behind his head as he roars up the ice….
AGrossRecord At NYR practice, Ryan Callahan (left shoulder) on ice for first time albeit in a non-contact jersey.
Biron for Marleau – Pull the trigger slats
What Duguay needs is a scrubbing bath to scub that awful orange color off.
Cally – don’t be rushing back like a crazy man. Be taken your time, my brutha. Heal thy self!!
With your superb prediction skills you should go to “The Price is Right” show! You can win both showcases!
Cccp – Duguay is getting ready for the next flyer game. His face be goin cam-a-flauge
McIlrath for Tarasenko, straight up. Slats got this…
Oh wait, you mean we could’ve drafted Tarasenko (the higher rated prospect) but too McIlrath instead? NBD.
Carp – you nailed chris Christie pizza count too I heard – 3,345,475 extra large pies -all before halftime.
Slats dodges the draft.
That safety cost me $1,000
Fat guy – the best things in life are free….money, that’s what I want…Mooooooooney – that’s what I want.
correction – the best things in life are the ones you thought you were gonna be able to buy with your new $1,000
That’s an expensive safety pin, Fat Guy…..
SSS. Aaa. Fff. Eee Ttt yyy
You can dance if you want to, or you can leave your friends behind. Cause if they don’t dance and they dint dance, well, they’re no friends of mine.
People in need of help.
Need some links to watch game Tom night. Please email me email@example.com.
Ilb- let me know.
Traveling for work till Thursday.
Fat guy – money, think I’ll buy me a Lear jet
Still recovering from the Bar Rafaeli make-out commercial.
Fat guy – that was impressive commercial.
Apparently, they have been long time lovers.
long time lovers of what
I’d guess her legs
commercial would actually have been worth seeing if the role of the fat, disgusting flush-faced nerd was played by Danica Patrick
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NEW POST Carp. Come on.