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  1. It’s extra funny because I’m listening to _Cockney Rejects_ right now and reading _Please Kill Me_ so I guess I am a big huge sell out hypocrite!

  2. Are you wearing your “I <3 Corporations" t-shirt?

    Oh hey, how many -hipsters- *PUNK SELL OUTS* does it take to change a lightbulb?

  3. Torts, after slamming dumbness of Hagelin, patronizingly calls out Press for not giving Hagelin the top star. Reminds me of a song: “Gotta Be Cruel to be Kind.” (BTW, I voted him third star)

  4. Instead of a showcase, tonight will surely be a criminal case of underperforming ineptitude by the no-talent circus otherwise know as the NYRangers.

  5. BOOM. Great Joke, Sally. I guess you’re so much cooler than me because I took my piercings out and had my ear holes sewn closed.

    I will just go listen to John Cougar Melloncamp and do what I should be doing….Eating tuna fish!

  6. Honestly, the next person that asks about Prust’s tweets on the right is going to get a PRUST style beat down from yours truly backed up by Sally and Wicky.

  7. ps, Hagelin came in fifth in our three stars poll (and that’s only for one team, the actual three stars Torts was discussing was for both teams). Hagelin got 8.8 percent of our vote.

    I thought he was very good. I didn’t think he was the best player in the game.

  8. Kenny Albert Rules! on

    I am predicting a shootout Tonight. Maybe Gilroy gets to take one. Seem far fetched?

  9. Our skills competition lineup is always the same. ALWAYS:

    1. ^Hobbit Wizard^
    2. Christensen
    3. Wolski

  10. Anthonys friend on

    Can someone spare their Slingbox account for Anthony in AZ tonight? He is in the hospital and would like to watch the game.

  11. Tony can always watch at: firstrowsports.eu if he can’t get a better feed.

    Refresh! Refresh! Refresh!

  12. E3 (pimp's angel) stay thirsty my freinds on

    10 bucks says pee-dough isn’t any wearing pants or drawers in the NHL channel studio.

  13. Anthony’s friend

    Please direct Tony to firstrowsports.eu

    Once you get past the pop up ads in the beginning, it’s very reliable…

  14. E3 (pimp's angel) stay thirsty my freinds on

    I am typing this on my iPhone as I am driving 75 mph changing lanes left and right trying to get home. I sure hope I don’t get into an accident. That would totally suck.

  15. Anthony’s friend

    Unfortunately my slingbox died a few months ago.

    I believe there is a free app called Iswifter that allows you to run flash on iphones and ipads. You should be able to use that to run firstrowsports…

  16. Wish I could help Anthony, but all I can do is send him good wishes as do we all, and hope that someone, somewhere, has the answer he needs.

  17. E3 (pimp's angel) stay thirsty my freinds on

    Quick question/ – why are Prust’s tweets still over there>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ??

  18. Not for nuttin’, but, for numerous reasons, I liked Carp’s comparison of power play to half-court basketball.

  19. E3 (pimp's angel) stay thirsty my freinds on

    Anthony’s friend / the radio feed is so much better anyway

  20. E3 (pimp's angel) stay thirsty my freinds on

    Kooz – I already mentioned that days ago. This just in. The titanic sank.

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