Hope you, we, all have a happy, healthy and prosperous 2013 … with hockey.
I think the last part is a given, but the first parts are much more important.
Also want to take this opportunity to thank all of youse for being here all the time, for making this place what it is (which is, um, indescribable).
And once we get hockey back—opening night Jan. 19 or 20—here’s hoping that a lot of our regulars who have understandably been away during this idiotic lockout will come back in droves. I will count on you all to spread the gospel and make the traffic go crazy again so that they will send me to a lot of games and let me spend a lot of time doing this instead of my “other” job.
Enough of that. Enjoy, have fun, be safe.
Me? I’m going to kick off the new year with Ralph and Alice and Ed and Trixie. Happy yuletide!
Associated Press photo.

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Happy 2013, Lets Go Rangers
Happy New Year. Lets get hockey started!
Happy New Years Boneheads and Boneheadettes alike. Hockey?
Happy New Years everyone! This is the year the Rangers bring home another cup!!
Happy New Year, boneheads!
Happy New Year! Even if we don’t get a season, there’ll still be hockey in 2013….. in October! Lol. Hear’s to having hockey sooner though!
Feliz Ano Novo!
New year and still no deal?
...whatever.
Happy New Year Carp, and all the posters. Been visiting once a day, but so irritated about the stupid lockout have not been posting. When hockey is back, so will all the boneheads be.
Happy New Year my dear friends! Health! Success! Love! And lots of New York Rangers wins to you all, punks!
Happy New Year to all the Boneheads!
Screw the NHL. Though, for what it’s worth, I’m spending this year in India. I had been really worried about how to get my Rangers fix while overseas, turns out the problem has been nicely solved by the league—I’m substituting the Indian cricket team for the Rangers for this year! Let’s Go India!
Good morning all! I guess all you lucky heads are still asleep while poor me has to go to work. I hope your hangovers are few and LGR!!!
Happy new year kids! Carp- It’s awesome that you keep this place what it is even in the face of a lockout. My absence is more bc of life stuff rather than lockout stuff. But good things for once.
How’s Tony doing?
Happy New Year! Here every day but not posting…Nothing to talk about. Get it done guys!!
India. Now there’s the place to be on New Years day…...especially the
Black Hole of Calcutta. Not much hockey, but lots of misery.
Happy new year all. Hopefully now that the wreck is near dropping off the cliff into sports oblivion the owners will realise that with a 50/50 split and a bit of self control we should have been watching the winter classic today.
Happy New Year to Carp, who we have affectionately come to know as Ol’ Muck an’ Mire.
Happy New Year, Carpy!! And all the posters/boneheads!!!!
May it be a happy, healthy, successful one for you all.
We have a great place to talk the only sport right here and it amazes me the traffic it has had during the down lockout times. Carpy, remember those of us that have been here through thick and thin when you and your blog site move on, as this season takes off, to ‘hockey blog all star fame’!!!!!!!!
And, WHERE IS EDDIE???????
Happy New Year carp & my fellow boneheads,Honeymooners & Odd Couple marathon for me today.Oh yea college football also.LETS GO RANGERS!
Happy New Year Carp, Mama and other various Heads!!!
“We just gotta face it…Just have to cut down, cut out this high living…We’ll have to cut out a few luxuries.”
“Alice, you don’t know how to handle money.”
“Of course I don’t. I never had any practice.”
“Will you shut up, I don’t want my salary to leak out.”
“Your salary couldn’t drip out.”
Happy new year all. My birthday happens to be Jan 19th. What I want is opening night at the garden.
... and not in Pittsburgh.
Good morning and 2013, Sally!
quad, fyi, your last comment was blocked for language.
Carp
You know the new schedule will have us open in Pittsburgh.
Yup, as I said last week: Game 2=Must win.
Happy new year everyone!!
I’m in no way expecting a deal today….but wouldn’t it be true NHLian style to announce a deal today to purposly take heat off the fact that theres no winter classic today?
I miss 2012 already – what has 2013 ever done for me?
48 games season every game is a must win
... & one loss=game over, season over, fire/trade everyone.
Happy New Year to all.
Happy New Year to all!
Happy New Year gang!!! I hope 2013 is just a good if not better than 2012 was for you!!
Happy New Year!!!
Will Henrik keep his streak of 30 win seasons alive? I say sadly no.
My bet that Nash will score fewer than 73 points is looking better by the day.
Carp just saw your retweet….didnt that rumor get squashed yesterday…i thought we were past this rumor already
John Shannon?@JSportsnet
Can also confirm that PA has not requested any changes to HRR.
another reason twitter is so stupid.
NHL ,What me worry ! Ralph E Boy and Oscar on all morning . Life is good. Happy 365 to all.
So Hank is flying back to NYC looks like the King is bringing some hope with him.
It’s good to be the king
We MUST win this opening game, whenever it comes, in order to let the rest of the league know we’re serious. Matter of fact, we need to blow someone out! If we don’t it will be a long, uphill climb. Hit hard before the fatigue factor sets in.
did they meet at noon? or at 1pm? or was it at 4pm? maybe it was 5pm? i think it was 6:30pm? or 7pm?
...whatever.
Has everyone forgot how to bring people to the blog? Have another one of those contests.
I love you all! If this “season” actually happens, and we don’t win our first game, then “season” over…fire everybody….Good to see old friends back…and where is the Odd Couple marathon!!!!!
My brother and I spent a whole weekend telling each other…aristophanes!
Must NOOGIE!!
wickster
What’s happenin’?
“I can’t learn how to play golf in a DAY, Norton. It will take at least a week!”
has Del Zotto been traded yet?
Source: Avery back to NHL
Given the status of negotiations, the players had better start working out in high gear. It’s-a-coming!
For me, I am working out my right arm bending motion. Elbow on table, counter, or bar. One. Two. One. Two.
Next will put the beer mug in hand with water. One. Two. One. Two.
Want to be ready for the real thing.
Good morning, boneheads!
Matty, don’t overdo it, you might be starting too early. It looks like they still have large ground to cover.
More playoff teams? When will it end?
Imagine how fatigued they’d look by the end of second round?
Why don’t we just let everybody in the playoffs? Why not do away with the regular season and just have playoffs?
Can I be in the playoffs?
Good morning, Carp!
Happy 2013, ‘heads!
Oh! And happy anniversary, Manny!
So who here has PS3?
morning heads. got up at 4am before work to watch jt miller and the usa. by far his best game of the tournament.
4 more playoff teams would mean 12 of 15 making it in each conf. no thanks
happy new year. hearing that ed snyder is threatening to
veto any agreement which does not have the rangers play the
first 3 weeks on the road like they would have if the season
started on time
that’s Mr. Snider.
Good morning, Sally!
Things are really starting to look up. Everything’s coming up Millhouse.
Can these freakin’ idiots just make this happen already!!! WTB?
nope. not until they absolutely must.
Things just keep getting better. Because I was so concerned with his love life and their relationship…......Ovechkin got engaged to Kirilenko. She will be one happy wife with such a loyal and dedicated husband. Love is in the air….
http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=412537
Sounds like they are being too literal in terms of deadline….
Are we being too literal?
No you fool, we’re following orders. We were told to comb the desert so we’re combing it.
Ilb if this is spaceballs….can we fast fwd to the day the cba is signed?
Colonel Sandurz:Â Now. You’re looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.Dark Helmet:Â What happened to then?Colonel Sandurz:Â We passed then.Dark Helmet:Â When?Colonel Sandurz:Â Just now. We’re at now now.Dark Helmet:Â Go back to then.Colonel Sandurz:Â When?Dark Helmet:Â Now.Colonel Sandurz:Â Now?Dark Helmet:Â Now.Colonel Sandurz:Â I can’t.Dark Helmet:Â Why?Colonel Sandurz:Â We missed it.Dark Helmet:Â When?Colonel Sandurz:Â Just now.Dark Helmet:Â When will then be now?Colonel Sandurz:Â Soon.Dark Helmet:Â How soon?
Not yet, IBleed..It has to go from suck to blow first….
” Raspberry. There’s only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Star!”
Well lets hope we don’t hear….
Thank you for pressing the self destruct button!
10 9 8 6
Six? What happened to seven
Just kidding…7 6 5 4 3 2 1…have A nice day(season canceled)
Hey, can anybody give an update on Michael Sauer ? Has he dropped off the face of the earth ? Will he be back ?
Mgb heard he was not going to return this year if/when nhl plays
Thanks, I was afraid of that. What a shame.
I’m a mog: half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend!
1…1…1…2…2…2….3…3…3….4…4…4….5…5…5
1 2 3 4 5?
That’s the combination bettman has on his breafcase!
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/buffalo-sabres-want-babies-hockey-fans-155752010—nhl.html
Another reason to not have kids until after I leave this city…
Today marks the first anniversary of the Empire State Building being lit up in tribute to Mr Snider and of Sergei Bobrovsky being lit up by Mike Rupp in tribute to Mr Snider’s goaltending skills.
& Rupp doing the Jagr salute and Boyle telling Giroux and Hartnell to shut up. Good times. ... oh, and Torts questioning the integrity of the game and whether they called the penalty shot for NBC and getting rung up by the Lockout Commissioner.
“Maybe he’s celebrating it like that, I don’t know. He doesn’t score many goals”
“He did the Jags salute” – Hartnell
MGB…agree Sauer…such a shame…
tighten your chin strap you moron.
Isn’t in incredible, with all the concussion history the Rangers have had, that guys like Hagelin and others still have the chinstrap dangling so far away from their chins? Guess it looks cooler.
Poor Torts. You almost had it right. They didnt call a penalty shot for NBC ratings, they did it to screw the Rangers with a national audience.
Ralph: “Thanks for the gift, Norton. I know it came from the heart.”
Norton: “No it didn’t. It came from the Fat Man’s Shop.”
How far does Brodeur have his strap dangling away from his chins?
does he need multiple chin straps?
Far enough to confuse it with jockstrap, LW…
Brodeur has more Chins than a Chinese Phone Book.
i just wanted to jump in and say how much i’ve enjoyed carp’s dipietro tweets… i can’t ever get enough of the dipietro jokes
Actually agreeing with Brooksie for once:
NYP_BrooksieNBA cap remained same 1st 2 yrs after lockout. NFL cap declined 6.25% Yr 1. NHL insisting on 14.53%. League loves to punish those who spend.Hagelin is a goon, Carp. He has to look tough.
Who likes to spend? Dolan and the Rangers. Who doesn’t like to spend? Jacobs and the Bruins.
Makes perfect sense, my bff Manny.
The Rangers will go from cap flexibility under the old CBA to being cap strangled with the new CBA. I’d rather see the NHLPA take a stand and force a canceled season than see our Rangers once again stuck behind the 8 ball.
Truce*
they won’t be alone behind the 8 ball, and they won’t get a better deal if this season is flushed.
There just has to be a better way to roll a cap back. Why not incremental adjustments? Why not just calm down and think it through without destroying what took teams years to build and get to. The genius of the Nash trade was that it left us enough room to re-sign a lot of our younger players in the coming seasons. That’s all been thrown down the tubes.
What about our junior teams chances tomorrow against the Canadians? Is anyone getting up to watch that at 4am? Perhaps Bettiman and fear should watch it as well? Remind them of the reason the game is played?
i always come to the blog Carp. hockey or no hockey.
atta boy, 4generations.
ps, it’s closing in on four generations, one cup, isn’t it?
Thanks for “lightening” the mood there, Carp.
Doesn’t a $60M Hard Cap mean that we can’t sign Del Zaster?
No, Manny. Because like ilb said the other day, the cap is irrelevant this year.
MDZ could probably be re-signed for a stash of your “racy” magazines anyway, MÃ¥nnu.
Cccp
Hey bro, busy as hell (sorry carp). Since about September I’ve been doing a couple of project with some other former military operators and its been keeping me busy, well that and work and the wicksters.
Fwiw, I really miss hockey and this place and all you guys (and girls).
Sorry it took me so long to reply to you
Yes Carp, Sauer looks very cool sitting in a dark room with headaches and a dangling jockstra…er…I mean chinstrap.
we’re cuttin it close but at this point all i want is hockey, the cup comes second :D
I think Del Zaster has his own e-stash of Magazines.
Just coincidental or maybe a good sign that players are starting to come back to the local area (Lundqvist, Stepan, etc). Getting ready for some action or just tired of vacationing?
well, they’d better be getting into top shape or Torts will kill them if there ever is a first day of camp.
When a Ranger is quoted anonymously as saying that ‘Torts treats us like dogs,’ it’s a compliment.
I know technically Jan 11th is the “deadline” but im nervous about tonight! i wish i could be more optimistic but i have a feeling Betmans going to test Fehr on threat
except when Avery says it … because Torts loves dogs. Torts hates Avery.
Tort
the pa will disclaim which will lead to more animosity and then it gets settled in 10 days
You heard it here first. Don’t make eric come back and be all, “I told you so.” Just believe him.
no season…
optimism fading….
there will be a season.
promise?
Sticking needles in my eyes would be less painful than watching these negotiations.
I dont think theyre stupid enough to muck the season up!
are we sure the deadline to disclaim is midnight EASTERN TIME???
Dont do it players, DONT DO IT.
or maybe DO IT PLAYERS, DO IT. i dont even know what to think anymore.
Carp – once again, I beg you to close down Chad’s LoHud Yankees blog. Those whack jobs are over there arguing about their arguments. E.They each actually think their opinions matter, as if their blog is the real world. We puck heads know this is the only real world blog. We should be filmed for MTV in front of a live studio audience
this is the real world, isn’t it?
scary.
Half a season, half a cup.
new post.