About Author


  1. MERRY CHRISTMAS Boneheads!!!
    a belated Happy Chanukah
    an early Happy Kwanzaa

    have a safe and wonderful day with family and friends
    just remember with that company the immortal words of
    Kramer when it’s needed

  2. Happy 26th Birthday, ilb!

    Wow, did anyone see the story that The Journal News put out a map of all registered gun owners in the areas the paper provides coverage to, with names and addresses of the owners? They are getting ripped a new aasenhole for it.

  3. Yeah, Tiki. I saw it. If I were planning a home invasion or even a simple burglary, that map would be a great resource to verify that my intended victims were unarmed…

  4. Santa speaks the language of all children. A nochie wotchie dotchie doo…
    Merry Christmas.

  5. Merry Christmas ‘Heads! I got the toaster for Hank. It said it would toast (or vulcanize, as I corrected the salesman) 4 pucks at once, and it was made in Sweden, I thought it was a home run.

  6. Felix lived to age 84. Oscar hit 90. Moral: Smoke cigars, gamble with gusto, read only the Racing Form and the sports pages, lots of beer, chase women, change your underwear every two months, live on fatburgers and fries, never wash the sheets, root for the Rangers, and don’t point that finger at me unless you’re prepared to use it. Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano Y Felicidad.

  7. In the spirit of giving, I gave Mr. Lundqvist the toaster. It was a nice gesture considering I have no interest in giving him the chance to play hockey.

    I’d also like to clarify that this toaster will come from the players’ share.

  8. Matty"DepthisWhatisNeeded!!!"Boy on

    Merry Christmas to one and all. And to those who don’t celebrate the holiday, the same merriness.

    Carpy, hope you have a wonderful holiday! Thanks for all you do!

  9. Of course it’s easy to focus on The Odd Couple on a day like today, but let’s not lose sight of the Shakespearean work done by Jack Klugman on Quincy. I mean, where would half of modern TV get its ideas for coroner shows if it weren’t for Quincy’s lead? I never drank from a Shea Stadi water fountain again after that Quincy episode where the character at the beginning (I think a kid) takes an innocent sip from the fountain only to get poisoned to death.

  10. ilb,
    Happy and endless 26 to you! Very Merry Christmas to your lovely wife. …and, of course, all the best what I can only wish to your little one.
    Few deserves it more than this wonderful family.
    They will regret stripping us from game we love, trust me…

Leave A Reply