3 … 2 … 1 … 0!


Are we still here? Game over, season over, world over?

Freakin’ idiot Mayans.

Two days until Festivus!

I got a lot of problems with you people.


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  1. Heaven
    I’m in heaven
    And my heart (still) beats
    So that I can hardly speak
    And I seem to find
    The happiness I seek
    When we’re out together
    Dancing cheek to cheek…

  2. actual quote from the NRA’s Executive VP, on TV right now –

    “the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun”

  3. CCCP – If I was hiding in your closet, the sound of crunching Pringles would be a dead giveaway! Beware the after-effects of Olestra!

  4. Won’t even bother watching this garbage. But I can predict what NRA will say about it:

    1. More guns.

    2. Blame the media.

    3. More guns.

  5. I’ll tell you, it looks like the apocalypse here. The sun shines with blue skies like it’s mid-June, and then it gets completely dark with black clouds, then the sun shines again.

  6. Carp – Are you allowed to “cross-ban”? Meaning, can you reach into Chad’s LoHud Yankees blog and ban some of those wackjobs, or would you first need godfather Chad’s blessing?

  7. World couldn’t end today, traffic coordinators have way to much freakin work to do! However the NHL ended today do the Mayans were right about something.

    And yes Carp, I’m furious at the league for being such jackwagons. But if the league dissolves like I hope it does they have no one to blame but themselves. And I hope Gary enjoys his seat on hell.

  8. I think it would be even more uncomfortable if Bettman had to sit IN hell instead of just ON hell.

  9. NHL should scrap the regular season and go straight to the playoffs – have all the players vote on which 16 teams would likely have made the tournament this season, seed them, and then have those teams play four rounds of 7-out-of-13

  10. By the power vested in me, by the laws of all ethnicities, I hereby strip Mark Sanchez of his Mexican heritage. He and his gargantuan face moles shall no longer be able to shame the world’s Mexican community!

    These 4 baby chihuahuas were crying all night because their mother ran out of milk to feed them, and who else comes to the rescue to save the day, ilb!

  11. You’re full of it, Tiki. I had no idea what to do with newborn puppies when their mother doesn’t have enough milk when you asked. Apparently, there is a puppy replacement milk you buy at pet store. Who knew? I’ll tell you, I’m pretty efficient in resuscitating sick babies, but I’m sure I’d be scared casrcilloless if I had to resuscitate a puppy.

  12. No mention here that our new Secretary of State to be was requested the Russians? Would John Kerry have been nominated if the NHL had played its games and senators couldn’t find their favorite TV fix without finding a hockey game on the air? Should be interesting when he visits the northern nations…as for the NHL, see you next year.

  13. You’re full of it. Because of you, i thought to call my vet. With all those innocent children and adults dying the other day, I’m especially appreciative of new life. There’s no better feeling than seeing new life brought into the world, either human or animal, except maybe championships. :)

  14. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " no end in sight .." says Greg L. on

    GO RANGERS!!!!!


    WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO . go time!!!!!!!!

    it is TIME!!!!!!


    lets gog ogg og gog goggogooo boys, make sum noise!!!!!


  15. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " no end in sight .." says Greg L. on

    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGERSSS we miss youseeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

  16. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, “My name is Tom and I’m an alcoholic?”

  17. A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her.

    She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained,

    “I’m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.”

    “Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!” she screamed.

    “Funny,” he muttered, “you even sound exactly like her.”

  18. Guy goes into a fancy restaurant and the maitre d’ tells him he needs a tie to be seated. ‘Lemme go look in the trunk of my Honda, I might have one,’ he says. After searching, all he can find are jumper cables so he wraps them around his neck and goes back in. ‘How’s this,? he says to the head waiter, who responds: ‘I’ll seat you, but don’t try to start anything in here.’

  19. A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Gimme a beer…………..

    ………………. and a mop.”

  20. Olga Folkyerself on

    Two bums were walking down the railroad tracks, and one says to the other, “Just last week I had a bit of good luck right here, I found a twenty dollar bill stuck right between the tracks. So, I bought myself a gallon of whiskey and drank all night long.”
    Bum No.2 replied, “Well I got lucky not far from here myself recently, I was walking down these very tracks one night, when I stumbled across a young girl tied to the rails. I untied her, took her off into the woods and made love to her all night long.”
    The first bum said, “Jeez, that is lucky, Did you have oral sex?”
    And the second bum said. “Naw, I never did find her head!”

  21. Olga Folkyerself on

    Carp- I want to apologize for the previous post. But it is after 1AM, I thought it might slide…

  22. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

  23. The most confusing thing about growing up is that one day you realize there are no grownups around anymore.

  24. Do the ABCs and Twinkle Twinkle have the same rhythm? Why did u just sing both songs? Why doesn’t Dora use google maps?

  25. Why is it called “puttig your two cents in” but only a “penny for ur thoughts”? What happens to that extra penny?

  26. iDoodie Machetto on

    Man, the US looked terrible. I like Grimaldi, a lot. Liked him a lot the year they drafted Miller. There were a lot of Miller year (2011) players in this game. I think Miller was the worst of them. I’m hoping he has a better tournament.

    Seth Jones looks legit.

    Finland has really improved it’s youth program. Don’t be surprised for the next big wave of imports to be Finnish.

  27. iDoodie Machetto on

    Oh one last thing: Galchenyuk is going to be some player. Powerful and wants the puck on his stick.

  28. leetchhalloffame on

    Going to Hartford to see the CT Whale tonite. Carp (or anyone) know the status of McIlrath as far as when he will be back playing for Whale?

  29. Canada/Sweden wasn’t televised because Prince Albert was Stockholm with a swollen Moose Jaw and had to wear a Medicine Hat.

  30. So how long before the owners lose more money by not having a season than they would from an unfavorable agreement?

  31. not defending them, Evrock, but I think they’ve calculated that — the loss of an entire season (which wouldn’t be enormous since they won’t be paying salaries, and because some teams would be losing money despite playing) vs. the money they will gain over the course of the new CBA when they get one next year, with the 50/50 split, the cap, givebacks, max contract terms, etc.

    No doubt, the owners think they’ll be better off losing the other half of this season to get the deal they want.

  32. she was, ilb.

    don’t know about coaches, evrock. other employees vary from team to team. I’m told the NYR and James Dolan haven’t cut back on their employees pay at all. NHL HQ employees are at 80 percent pay, I believe, working four-day weeks. Some teams have had layoffs and/or furloughs. Despicable. Reprehensible.

  33. Sympathy is still limited, but Wade Redden being locked out of a league he hasn’t been playing in for two years isn’t really fair either.

  34. Is this thing on? Or is everybody busy making contributions to the Human Fund?
    Happy Festivus Eve! Don’t forget to get your aluminum pole out of the crawl space, ditch the tinsel (I find it distracting)

  35. Great posts…

    Drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender…a round of drinks for everyone on me and one for you because I like you. The drunk returns 30 minutes later and says the same thing to the bartender…a round of drinks for everyone on me and one for you because I like you.

    This goes on a for a few hours and when the bar closes it’s just the bartender and the drunk left. The bartender says to the drunk you owe me $600.00 for the drinks. The drunk replies I have no money. The bartender beats up the drunk and throws him out.

    The next night the drunk comes back in all bruised and with a black eye and says to the same bartender….a round of drinks for everyone one me ….but none for you because you get nasty when you drink!

  36. “The first time I played in the Masters, I was so nervous, I drank a half bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 127 of my life.” – Chi Chi

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