Our friend and occasional blog contributer Gary Finkler provided the cartoon above, from his blog, 7thInningSketch.com.
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News and insight about the New York Rangers by Rick Carpiniello 
Our friend and occasional blog contributer Gary Finkler provided the cartoon above, from his blog, 7thInningSketch.com.
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yo
Good morning, boneheads!
Yo, Lev, how’s the weather in Jerusalem?
Great cartoon..AMEN
Love it! ( :
Good morning ‘heads
Is it july first yet?
Yawn
Is that a Marc Chagall stained glass?
still don’t quite understand why Tom Poti has only four votes to the right—————->>>>>>
one of the best defensemen ever in a Ranger uniform.
That’s no stinky Chagall. That’s Rembrandt right there.
Good morning, Sally!
How you feelin’ Miami?
Yo, ilb, yo, just got back from the market (Machane Yehuda) in Jerusalem. It was hotter than I can ever recall in all my years coming to Israel. And actually somewhat humid too. Now Im off to the beach in Netanya. Later!! Yo.
Yo, all. Three months til training camp. Sigh.
Fire Drill!!!!!!!
blech
Grab that chair, Manny!
I need help coming up with the name for my blog. Serious (and not serious) suggestions welcome.
Just as a reminder, it will be a blog discussing legal issues surrounding hockey.
RIGGED
I think you could get a play on NHL. like…...National Hockey Legal or something like that…..obviously that name sucks but I will keep working on it.
N othing but H ockey L aw ?
There are potential trademark infringement issues there that I don’t want to deal with.
That could create a great issue for your first post!
Yo, what’s up, yo?
Yo! Yea!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vURaeGH6v0c
did we sign guastad yet manny?
Love the cartoon. Thanks for sharing Carp.
We did, eric!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh wait….we didn’t. Come on Rangers!
Thanks guys – and thanks for posting it, Carp!
How about
“Hockey Briefs”
“Puck Appeals”
“The Law Offices of Hanson, Hanson & Dunlop” (‘Hanson & Hanson – Attorney’s at Law’ is a real firm…)
Doodie, just very quick few:
“ICY LAW” or “ICY JUSTICE” or “ICY JUSTICE REVIEW”
“LAW OUT OF ORDER”
“LAW IN HNL JUNGLES” ICY JUSTICE REVIEW
‘FAN’S LAW AND DISORDER”
ON & AROUND AN ICE COURT
FANS JUSTICE
Judges talks and Referees silence.
…WHERE APPEALS ARE NOT ACCEPTED.
LAW BETWEEN THE LINES
How about:
The Law Offices of Stall, Stahl, and Stawl.
Morning ILB, manny, and all!
Respect the chair!!!!
How about Pucking A, it’s hockey law!
Bob Loblaw Law Blog (Hockey edition)
Wicky?
Just for fun:
Schenn, Kadri and a 1st for Nash!
Manny?
B-LAW ME? AS IN BLOG LAW ME?
BLAW ME? YES!
UKRAINA!!!!!!! ???????!!!!
blog doesnt read Ukrainian? I guess it is the worst internet blog after all…
knock knock…
Who is there?who’s there?
there you go!
Why did you answer your own question? Bad delivery,
manCarp
There are reports that the Nash talks are down to us and Carolina.
Also that the Jackets are trying to convince him to go to the Canes , but he insists on the Rangers.
Do you have any insight on that.
Ukraine is game to you?!?
Manny
nobody was answering so i wanted to play by myself… but then you ruined the game for me! i’m on my way…
Big game is about to start for Ukraine! Let’s root for Ukraine! Beat the frog eating – snail sucking bastages!
I guess you’ll just have to keep playing with yourself.
Thanks for all of the suggestions, especially 4everranger.
Ukraine!
The rain favors Ukraine. Rain hurts the higher skilled team.
Yeah, pausing it was a good idea. the rain is crazy.
You can hear the thunder.
Now that’s some rain!
Europansies.
I made the original and unique suggestion of Bob Loblaw Law Blog yesterday, Manny. Stop copying and go play with yourself.
CCCP: this game is RIGGED
They should have borrowed some of China’s Olympic Anti-Cloud rockets
This woman is a babbling buffoon.
And why did they decide to stop the game when Ukraine was on the attack?!
I tought the match will take place in any weather? Bush-league!
RIGGED
That’s true, LW. I knew you posted that. I just wanted to post it again since I also enjoy Arrested Development.
Stop copying, Manny.
RIGGED!
Sorry, NYR. I just thought of something you might find funny!
Schenn, Kadri and a 1st for Nash!
Hey Matty! Check it out, maybe you will agree:
still don’t quite understand why Tom Poti has only four votes to the right—————->>>>>>
one of the best defensemen ever in a Ranger uniform.
NYR_FAN June 15th, 2012 at 12:17 pm
Stop copying, Manny.
Manny June 15th, 2012 at 12:25 pm
NYR_FAN June 15th, 2012 at 12:17 pm
Stop copying, Manny.
That just got me out of my chair, Manny!!
Don’t hurt me, NYR. You know threatening me is
CCCP'sjob. You would just be copying him if you took on that persona!LOL! Never!
Manny June 15th, 2012 at 12:26 pm
Don’t hurt me, NYR.
LW3H June 15th, 2012 at 12:09 pm
I made the original and unique suggestion of Bob Loblaw Law Blog yesterday, Manny. Stop copying and go play with yourself.
yo, everybody just chill, yo
NYR_FAN
should I stop by you after I visit Manny? Neit problem! I’m on my way now…
I considered copying every entry from today but that would create too much chaos. Too much. Doodie is right, Yo. I should chill out. Yo.
You guy are the worst punks on the worst blog on Internet ever, yo!
I better go eat some YO -gurt
Manny
Such a *YO*uropansy!
good morning
yo
I don’t know why but Alexi Lalas reminds me of Mike Milbury when he speaks…Weird
Czech
No bs on that Nash stuff? Is there a link or anything?
TYIA
LMAYO!
Doodie – maybe you can call the blog “Yo! Hockey Law!”
ilb
Laughing My Ass Yiddish Off?
Even if it hasn’t officially started yet, it’s already been a long summer. Yo….
don’t know why but the nash stuff is starting to worry.
maybe it’s cuz i didn’t sleep well.
would hope that Sather pulls a rabbit out of the hat
in regards to the power forward/sniper situation
and get someone else that’s off the radar
and may not cost as much
btw,
did anyone else see the write up about Suter
talk is that he doesn’t want to go to an Eastern Conference team
Needs more Yos.
Eurapansy!
What’s up peeps? ( :
YO
the kings’ quick just can’t stop cursing (dropped a couple f-bombs during fan ceremony yesterday)
and i LOVE IT!!!!!
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/david-beckham-lifts-stanley-cup-kings-goalie-jonathan-165743342—nhl.html
What a chance for Sheva!!! Great match so far!
LMAO! Poor Ukrainian girl! At one point the guy behind cam says “you couldn’t wear a shortest dress?” LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp5rEC1XiW8
What about the name “Justice or Just Ice”
Yo, Julie! Whaddup?
Nice goal. RIGGED, but ncie.
yo, I like it, Doodie, yo.
How come more people aren’t saying YO to Julie?
2-0 France
Game over. Season over.
Yo, Julie. What’s happenin’, yo?
Wicky
No bs
Doodie
Here’s a few suggestions for your blog.
Not saying there any good, but you didn’t specify they had to be.
(1) CHECKING the Laws- a Hockey Blog
(2) The Ice review not from Toronto
(3) Between the Lines – Hockey laws
(4) The Hockey Bench – a Blog of Hockey’s legal issues
(5) The Puck and Gavel
hi Carp:
Feeling a bit nauseous, but no complaints … just glad that I was able to do the treatment.
Working’ from home, watching the Euro …
Ukraine is looking bush-league.
The game should have ended by the time France scored! The rain extended the time so France could score. RIGGED
27, thanks for the suggestions. Puck and Gavel is a good one. Why does that ring to me like I’ve heard it before?
And Just-Ice For All
I liked that suggestion.
I have a good name: Jury Doodie!
27, the more I say it, the more I like it. I think I am using that.
Doodie
I just Googled it and nothing came up. It does have a familiar sounding ring though.
Personally, I think it would be a good name for a Sports Bar or Pub in a city within a few blocks of the court house.
CCCP: That’s awesome on so many levels. But I think this may be the end of Doodie Machetto.
DJK, the problem with a name like that is for e-mail addresses, twitter, facebook, etc. I won’t be able to use the hyphen or any other symbol, and the phrase “and Justice for All” is a very popular one.
Plus, while Metallica wouldn’t have a viable case against me, they sure do love to sue people.
Why the end, Doodie?
Doodie,
“27, the more I say it, the more I like it. I think I am using that.”
Glad I accomplished something positive at work today.
On that note – I’m calling it a day!
Yo, I’m outta here
, yo
Because I will become whatever my blog is. And I think it’s Puck and Gavel.
RIGGED
Yo, Julie! Why you no say YO back to all your new pals?
Woo hooo France!!!
Sorry my ukrainian brethren!
Yo doodie
I like cccp’s idea of jury doodie the best
If I was going to remain Doodie Machetto for this, I would do it.
Unfortunately, some friends of mine who used to share this moniker had sullied it half a decade ago, and since I am going to be putting myself out there in a very public way, I need to distance myself from it.
Doodie – you could make another Arrested Development by using “Put your problems on ICE” Ice the Bounty Hunter and Party Planner
Carol Burnett! Goal!
if lundquist was in goal he stops that shot
>>if lundquist was in goal he stops that shot
I’m sure his huge pads would come in handy.
Some excellent j(g)ibberish here today, yo.
Puck & Gavel! Jury Doodie! Yo, yo.
Those are actually pretty good, Carp.
Are you a comedian now? This is me leaving.
Denver? The sunshine state? Gorgeous!
I think Puck and Gavel is the winner. I have already claimed puckandgavel@yahoo, @gmail, and @puckandgavel.
If only Ibrahimovich played for Croatia
Manny, you are a hilarious copier of words.
Yea those are all “quotes” or as we call them, “copies.”
its thunder and lightning in Denver right now.
“That John Denver is full of Carcillo”
good singer, bad pilot
Czech
Thanks
Alright, another week is over….NO TRADES?
Ask and ye shall receive:
kausatoday Lightning acquire G Anders Lindback from Nashville for 2 seconds, a third and Caron, Kyle Wilson also goes in deal, along with a 7th
Good afternoon all!
Awesome cartoon Gary!!!
Doodie, wow!!! LMAO at the blog name ideas…..make sure you let us know what you decide, but can’t you stay Doodie here?
Mama,
As I said a little before, some friends of mine who used to share this moniker had sullied it half a decade ago, and since I am going to be putting myself out there in a very public way, I need to distance myself from it.
Aw bummer. So who will you be here now?
Miami, hang in there buddy…wishing you all the best. Treatment is for carcillo, but keep your eye on the prize…..getting well and beating this.
Wow, what a game!
what game?
The Europansy game
Be real.
Doodie does not want to use the
moniker with a site which he will
try to build the reputation of because
anyone using the moniker Doodie
cannot be taken seriously.
He will not use the moniker here any
longer because he will not want to
confuse the readers and bloggers
of this blog.
Anglopånsysoccerball > Swedopånsysoccerball
Doodie-blog’s chair(man) benched for life.
Don’t judge a lawyer.
Alright, ‘heads! Have fun with g(j)ibberish. Goota go get ready for graduation party. This is my 17th year of graduating fully trained doctors who will, hopefully, go out there and do some awesome stuff. Very proud of them!
This is what RR has become? A soccer blog!? Oy Vey!
Fusion,
actually, I wish I could use this handle as I’ve built up some small measure of notoriety with it. Starting clean is going to be more difficult.
Fusion – there is big Confusion…What exactly you try to say?
Congrats to all those graduates (and you!), ilb! Great work!
“RR worst blog in the internet” Jimbo.
Doodie… do you know how much doodie is? It’s nothing, it’s like sales tax.
I do not agree with that assessment, Carp – even if the blog has sunk to the coverage of europansyball!
Nice stained glass drawing up top – with it was a Ranger holding the Cup and stepping on a Devil’s neck, though!
*WISH it was…..geez!
ILB
Congrats to you and the younglings!!!
Who won?
I like to shop at the Doodie free shop. I like to shop at the Doodie free shop.
Jimbo, that was Rod’s assessment. Or was it some other troll?
Good job, captain!
Carp
Yo
GFT, yo.
or was it QFT, yo?
Yo, it is QFT, yo. I thought it was so one year ago, yo. Why can you not remember it, yo?
Yes, it was Rod’s, Carp – I was here that evening – ridiculous opinion, and supposedly by someone very high in the NYR organization….”high”, maybe – but not in the organization, I’d bet!
Way to go Espn
Look at the Nashville SENATORS reference
http://espn.go.com/nhl/story/_/id/8058058/tampa-bay-lightning-get-goalie-anders-lindback-nashville-predators
Have a great night ilb, I know you love this…..
Confusion say…wtb?
Me, I always like a Doodie free shop, or Doodie free anywhere, unless it’s Doodie…..make sense?
ESPN referenced hockey, after season? Someone’s gonna get fired…..
Hey, Mama – what’s shakin’?
Jimbo, the universe….:)
He is!? Is he playing somewhere!? ;-)
How are you doing? Still working too hard?
DFTBCT!
hi, first new to this nice blog…i just say the hello for now. I be reading and soon be righting more aqui. ok? move to ny from argentina and like rangers many times now. just introduciendo me selves. ok, ciao.
Hello, Ella!! Welcome to the Blog!
Bienvenido ella!!!!
NYR, I lost you at D….
mama love, and ta all
Later, Mama!
This still hurts….even more now….I just read it on TSN about the 2003 NHL Draft:
“Of the 30 players taken, all of them would play at least one NHL game within eight years – with Marc-Andre Fleury, Eric Staal, Nathan Horton and Nikolay Zherdev all getting regular playing time with their new teams the following season.
Through the 2011-12 campaign, 22 players from Round 1 have played at least 300 career NHL games and nearly a third of them have already won the Stanley Cup – including newly-crowned champions Dustin Brown, Jeff Carter and Mike Richards.”
HUGH JESSIMAN
I can’t remember where I parked my car, yo, that’s why I can’t remember it, yo.
I’m not even sure what you were QFT’ing, yo.
Dear Uncle Glen – PLEASE draft Stefan Matteau next week
I really don’t understand the love affair with Rick Nash by some Rangers fans I find on the internet. I mean, this a guy, who has won nothing at the NHL level. He’s been a crap team for years and had a great coach for a while in Kenny Hitchcock. He’s failed to win or at least, lead his team to compete at an acceptable level. It’s no wonder he wants out.
He’s a true power forward and he fills a need on this team. But, Howser is going to want something big. Philly is supposed ready to give up JVR.
Rangers don’t want give up guys like Stepan, Kreider, McDonagh, or Del Zotto, do they? It really makes no sense to me if they do.
*supposed =
supposivelyerrr …. supposedlyPhilly giving up JVR is like giving up nothing. He’s another injury prone waste.
You are a fool chair sniffer.
“He’s failed to win or at least, lead his team to compete at an acceptable level.”
A team is comprised of 20 active players. One player cannot lead a team to compete at an acceptable level when surrounded by below average talent.
Stick to sniffing chairs.
What did I do to you, Chris?
Rick Nash (CBJ): #59 in 2011-2012 point totals, $7.8M cap hit.
David Desharnais (MTL): #58 in 2011-2012 points. $850k cap hit.
Both played on crappy teams this year. Below average talent? Overrated??
Why don’t you act like a man and post under your real screen name?
That statistic means nothing
You harass czechthemout
yo, I don’t harass anyone, yo.
Chris Gavno or Chris Gondon? Hmm…
Big hitter the Lama
I gotta bellybutton…
ellacorreo? Was this a real post or someone trolling? I like Rangers long time!
Good 1:00AM, Carp!
C3’s still up!
Since it’s all quiet in here now I would like to take a moment to talk about what a bunch of losers we all are…
Especially Manny!
But Wicky’s a weirdo. Carp is crazy. Mickey is mad. Blogmama and Linda are losing it.
CCCP is CCCreepy. Nasty is… well… nasty.
Tony is terrible. ORR is orrible.
I’m glad everything is out in the open now! This has been fun.
It’s inSALLYty!
What about Jimbo!?