When … your …
fist hits the glass
like a big old jackass
that’s Amar’e
(anybody want to join in?)
Maybe those Nashville guys, thinking it’s still karaoke hour at the old bar?
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223 Comments
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whew. Silver
What did the Nashville guys do, is that known?
If I remember correctly Kostitsyn (sp? – ah who cares) and his brother were implicated, and subsequently found to have done nothing wrong, with some mobsters in Montreal…
Carp – did you make that song up!? That’s really good. You could give ‘ole Weird Al a run for his money/
When your hand starts to bleed, while your team is in need…that’s Amar’e.
Carp,
I’ve always thought the NHL was a league built on booze. Hasn’t there always been some partying on the part of the players? How much has that diminished over the course of your years covering the sport?
Good for Nashville organization for doing what’s right. You have rules. Abide by them
Great press conference from Torts…predicting meltdown after a game 3 loss
When your pissed after work
And a self-centered jerk
That’s Amar’e
not likely, joey.
Chris, tremendously diminished. the guys used to sit in their lockers, with their uniforms still on, drinking beer and smoking. And it wasn’t unusual to see a guy stuffing cans into his jacket pockets on the way out of the lockerroom. I don’t honestly know about after hours, but the hotel bars used to be pretty wild situations, too.
When u repeatedly strike referees
Youre a criminal and a thug
Thats a Rondo!
When u piss and moan
And the exit you are shown
Thats a Rondo.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/hockey/nhl/05/01/predators.suspension.radulov.kostitsyn.ap/index.html
how did I know you wouldn’t like the Amar’e song, Tiki? and that you might respond with an anti-Boston attempt?
Lol BFF. U know me too well! I dont mind the song, pretty funny actually.
Im trying to not be angry today, im 5rying to convince myself it was just one game. Im trying to understand that theres more important things in life than stupid sports. I just dont know how. Either i give up sports completely or i care with every ounce of my heart. Theres just no in between for me. I guess thats the problem. How do u guys deal with a loss like last night?
I like Rajan Rondo!
Don’t know if this was brought up, but the fact the Rangers are alive and doing well in the playoffs and their minor league team is the only one of the playoff teams left rolling in the AHL playoffs says something about the organizational depth. Hate on Sather all you want, but the team is doing well both now and for the future.
When you can’t take your licks
And you lay up just bricks
That’s Amar’e!!
When you talk a good game
and put yourself to shame
That’s Amar’e!!
When you punch glass and weep
While Miami yells “sweep”
THAT’S AMAR’E!!!
Hold on, reading the article on the Nash. guys- nowhere does it say anything about what rules broken- is the drinking part just speculating?
I keep telling myself im not angry, i just sent an email to mrs ilb telling her im not angry. Im trying to convince myself of it. But i just have something burning in my chest (not acid reflux), and i know its the anger.
tiki, you’re not seriously under the belief that Washington accomplished anything last night, are you?
unless you think Holtby figured out a way to direct pucks into posts and crossbars, I’m not sure there’s much to worry about
Amen, Jonny. Vibin’
Yea, Tiki – we can’t win ‘em all and we won THREE in-a-row. If we do that again we are out of this series in 5.
Re: Booze. Yeah, how dare they act like normal human beings and drink beer? They need to show the right image. That’s why all I see on NBCSN is beer commercials during the game.
It’s funny, I was playing pickup soccer with a bunch of Russian guys a few years ago on a Sunday morning around 8:00. About an hour into it they call for a break and I get out my water jug and they start drinking beer. One guy said to me, “Why you no drink da beer? You’re an athlete aren’t you?”
I didn’t know that drinking beer at 9:00 in the morning was a requirement to be an athlete. My bad. lol
True, search the internet … apparently there is more to the story out there, and hopefully from a reliable news source.
Pat LeonardRangers fans will love Chris Kreider for this: a reporter walked up to the rookie today, one day after he turned 21 years old, and asked: “How was your birthday?” Kreider looked up from untying his skates and said, “We lost.” #NYR***********************
It’s true I do love him now.
Charlie, it’s not so much just that they were out drinking (which was against team rules), but did so the night before a game. The game that Keith Jones railed Radulov for his lack of effort and backcheck.
I think Manny and Kreider would make a cute May-December couple
Gravy – actually the first part of my post was regarding Chris and Carp’s posts about not having beer in the locker room, not about the Nashville thing. I should have made that clear.
“Are you being a wise-ass?” Who asked the question that led to that response, Pat Leonard?
Thanks Carp, really respect Poile from the moves he’s made to this- which is obviously not an easy call…
Who knows what I think Lloyd. I cant even decipher my own thoughts most of the time. But dont say they didnt accomplish anything. They won 1 game and evened up a series. The same team that just ousted the greatest team in NHL history by winning 3 away games. To count them out completely would be naive.
Poor Radulov…this isn’t the way they do things in the KHL. He needs time get adjusted.
Rangers are fine.
When you act like an ass.
And call others wise-ass.
Tortorella!
(I like how I rhymed ass with ass).
Courtesy of Adam Rotter:
“During his press conference today, John Tortorella was asked why he was the way he was with the media and if it was just because he didn’t like dealing with them.
Torts responded, “Are you being a wise ass? I am not going to give you that much information. Some of you guys sit there and tell me that I am curt or whatever and I am not going to have a staring contest. If you don’t ask me questions I will just leave. That is the way it is. I am sorry that I am not a guy who wants to converse about everything during the playoffs.”
LOVE TORTS!
Sorry Charlie. Well, I like beer.
Whoah. Amen. GO TORTS
Hey, Carp:
I’m pretty sure there is a connection between athletes no longer drinking so heavily and the fans now carrying iphones (which I have one of, actually). Is the NHL better for being more uptight and “professional”?
I also like Torts. And Swedish meatballs.
And Italian meatballs for that matter, since my mom is Italian. Actually, any meatballs. Actually, any meat.
I need a better drug for my ocd/depression. all I got now is citalopram.
my favorite thing about Tortorella is how he gives chummy nicknames to reporters even when he dislikes them.
honestly, if I were in Tortorella’s position, I don’t think I’d be particularly worried what the press thought about my performance either.
Latona – I think you could have found that information from listening to the first audio clip here.
I refuse to eat Swedish meatballs until Henrik actually wins us a Stanley Cup. Ha, take that Shenrik!!
I emailed NYR.com, and asked them aboot the R-A-N-G-E-R-S song, here’s what they said…
“Thanks for contacting the New York Rangers. That song is not available for download. It is an adaptation of a song by a European soccer team called the Rangers. The Rangers organization has permission to use it in the arena only”
So, it’s not a New York Rangers song! Another reason for me to hate soccer!!!
Chris F. – Fans carrying iPhones probably has more to do with the price of tickets at MSG. I doubt the overall fanbase has shifted too dramatically towards “professionals.”
That song is EUROPANSY!?
iPhones are NOT that expensive. For example, despite being
3126 I am still on my parent’s family share plan. I pay *$35* a month with unlimited Data and txting. That’s REALLY cheap. Also, the iPhone itself was a birthday gift. So…...............I don’t think iPhones are an economic measuring stick anymore. You can get used ones for about $40.
seriously, imagine having your job performance evaluated by someone like Stan Fischler
also, that r-a-n-g-e-r-s thing is god awful
where are you finding used iPhones for $40?
Which R-A-N-G-E-R-S song is it that everyone’s been talking about lately?
Spiderpig,
Since I was copy and pasting exact text that was published on Rotter’s site, I figured I should give him credit for it. Is that wrong?
Could you imgaine being at Torts’ house for Thanksgiving and you take the last drumstick as he’s about to reach for it?
ORR – That is great, and sad.
I’d imagine Tortorella is quite a bit better to deal with when you’re not a member of the press
Gravy, it’s that annoying song they normally play in the third period when NYR is leading. Something like…
R-A-N-G-E-R-S, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, Broadway’s very best
Horrible!
aka the song that sucks the life right out of the building whenever it’s played
Can u hear the song through the TV? Because ive never heard it.
Hmm…don’t recall hearing it during the broadcast. I’ll have to listen for it next time (assuming there is a next time) so that I can also say it’s terrible.
I do have to say that the goal horn/siren/song is my favorite, though it may just be because I’m a fan.
here’s something … Rangers Shot Chart from last night
http://www.snyrangersblog.com/2012/05/01/note-the-rangers-shot-chart-from-last-night/?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed
hey Tiki
send me an email
jpg16@aol.com
we should talk!
seriously!
(will contact later today. need to get my daily walk in and finish an assignment first)
best part of the playoffs is the “hey, hey, hey, hey, hey” after a goal is scored. takes on an entirely different dynamic than it does during the regular season.
I am done with Greg Wyshynski. I am done with his podcast. Could the guy HATE on the Rangers anymore? It’s getting ridiculous. He is supposed to be a professional but instead he is just a jealous Devils fan, for which he as no reason because the Devils are IN THE PLAYOFFS. Why not talk about that a little more? Why not stop predicting the Phlyers killing the Devils? Why not stop focusing on every Ranger loss?
NO RANT
NO E-MAIL
I like the goal song too. I like having something that no other team has.
Now, the song they play after they win, fuggin sucks. The Isles play the same song after they win. Enough said.
This should be the NYR victory song http://youtu.be/5BDVvB7Xx1w?t=24s
I really fail to comprehend how Tortorella can continue to get away with this. While he may be meeting the letter of the law – i.e. the league requirement to make himself available to the media at certain times – he is obviously in violation of the spirit by the condescending, insolent and disrespectful attitude that he consistently takes, as well as by failing to provide any substantive comment at all about anything.
No one expects him to disclose state secrets, but he is far from providing the least he owes the fans who ultimately pay his salary. What would it take to just say something like “It’s very flattering to be nominated, but of course, as with the players, the team’ success is what’s most important”. Or “We really need Gabby to score more and I know he wants to; we’ll continue to work to get him going” etc. If other coaches can do it, why can’t he?
I am really sick of this.
Radulov & Kostitsyn’s shot chart from Saturday night:
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://studentactivistdiary.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/vodka_large.jpg&imgrefurl=http://studentactivistdiary.co.uk/index.php/category/music-entertainment/studentgossip/&h=960&w=1280&sz=400&tbnid=MZSqWd5idBMwvM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=120&zoom=1&docid=kNs6CnBCqQdylM&sa=X&ei=v02gT7nPNIbz0gGrnKWgAg&ved=0CIIBEPUBMAg&dur=468
look, I’ll tolerate almost anything they play as long as they shelve that motherfuglien Jay-Z garbage
Frank, I think he’s channeling Herb Brooks’ or his Presser strategy at least….
FrankZ, seriously, it bothers you THAT much? Wow!
Honestly who cares?
On Around the Horn: “When a fist hits the glass and he needs a big cast…that’s Amare”
LOL! Brilliant!
Scotland Glasgow Rangers soccer team song was shamelessly stolen (in vein), or paid for or borrowed. Anyway,- terrible for North American ear. Useless like John Scott himself.
FrankZ, would you like it better if Tortorella said the same piss-boring, trite and predictable things that every other coach of every other team in the history of professional sports does?
As long as the coach of the team I root for consistently puts his players in a position to succeed, I don’t care if his answer to every question posed by the media is “go bleep yourself.”
Another link to the Rangers goal song: http://downloads.rangers.nhl.com/audio/RangersGoalSong.mp3
(MP3 so you can upload it to NHL ‘12.)
I love Wysh no matter what. Perfect mix of snark and knowledge.
“when the fist hits your eye,
like a big-a pizza pie,
that’s a Prust-ay”
When you point fifty four
But that totally doesn’t count as your absolute ceiling because it just doesn’t
That’s Dubinsky
Love ya, Lloyd!
My favorite Rangers fan…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCUnWIs88CQ&feature=player_embedded
Mute it so you don’t hear the crappy music.
When your hand’s in a sling
And you ain’t got no ring
That ’s amare
One knick’s a dumb azz
Full of pizazz
I love real loud jazz
That’s amare
KREIDER’s the man
I’m his number one fan
That’s amare
Is this thing on?
Negative, eddie.
yes, the shizzle is on my brotha from another motha
I am very shocked to see so many positive vibes about our beloved NY Rangers. I for one am not optimistic AT ALL. I am scared to death of going to DC as they Rock the Red on us. I have a very bad feeling we will come back home down 3-1. This Cap team is playing Ranger hockey defensively with much much much more offense. I am on the ledge and will be seeing you all on Saturday around 3:30pm.
Craps 1-2 at home. Not 3-0.
Mike- how’s the whether in DC?
Is this thing on?
Hello, ‘heads! My cable system has NBC Sports Channel airing with no sound – Kenny Albert is doing the game. Why couldn’t they lose sound when the “True Professional” is screaming, or when those Washington loving incompetents were doing our game last night!?
Even though I’d like this series go to 7, I can’t help but hope that Marty comes out tonight being 0-2. Latona, do you share the same sentiment .
JVR just answered nothing. Which was much more than Pierre asked. That’s why sometimes I prefer Torts’ approach.
The rangers need to up the nasty in this series. It’s a little too comfy for the craps.
My bruthas – what it be?
Yo yo yo yo aight – know wid I’m sayin?
Torts doesn’t owe fans anything at press conferences. Torts job is to prepare his team to win hockey games. They have been winning a lot of hockey games. Enough said.
Pierre – what do you guys need to do to win
Player – we need to, you know, like score more goals. Know wid I’m sayin my bald Brutha?
I don’t know about Latona, but I’d like to see Maaaarty lose this game tonight!
I’d like to see a long series – a tough, brutal one. But seeing the Devils lose is just too great to pass up!
Let’s see if Universe got his wake-up call at the right time tonight. Usually, he sucks in the first period.
Is that another turkey drumstick on top of marty’s goal?
1-0 Flyers
Whoopsie!!! Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarty just let one in!
Still no sound here! Amateur-hour NBC or TWC here in Queens!
Jimbo – hard to root for either of these teams
LOL @ Briere pulling Fatty down.
I know, Eddie – oooh! Some bad blood here in front of the net!
Interesting start. I like it
ORR I wish I had your faith. They do scare me at home especially when they go on the PP. Just watch.
IIB2001- don’t know how the weather is in DC but here on Long Island it’s cool and rained today.
Be careful what you wish for – these Flyers are dangerous and confident.
Hopefully the Derbils and Phly-girls will kill each other. I don’t want the flyers right now. Ask Cindy what he thought.
Flyers dominating
Farty’s having trouble holding on to the puck…
The Whole Derbil team is having trouble… The Filth is all over them!
Flys are really skating up a storm here…
This is when Universe usually gives up a stinker to knock his team down a peg!
I sure do, ilb, I sure do. As much as we need the series to go seven, I can’t motivate myself to root on Fatso.
Pierre never sounded so good! SILENT!
You don’t root for Marty the Whale, you root against the Filth having an easy time in front of their filthy fans.
Spoke too soon, Jimbo
The Universe seems to be stiff tonight
Guess so – Farty’s looking bad tonight – gave away the puck behind the net. Of course, unlike when Hank does it, it doesn’t wind up in his own net.
The fourth line for the Filth – Simmonds, Read, and I forget the third player – are not a fourth line. We have Rupp, Mitchell, and AA. Filth has depth.
Jimbo – unless Marty the whale gives it to Callahan, then it ends up in the goal.
Yeah!! I like when that happens! Cally makes him pay! :-)
He seems to be flopping around in the crease a lot tonight.
Marty is always flopping around—like a beached whale.
Someone needs to post on Flyers blog that they’re playing a boring game at the moment.
I think that a beached whale looks more dignified doing it than Farty does, though! ;-D
Is Kovalsuck playing tonight? I have no sound, and I haven’t noticed him on the ice…
Salvador takes a dumb penalty….
He’s out with some injury or another, Jimbo. A bruised ego, perhaps?
Aha! That’s why I haven’t noticed him – he’s probably still recovering from finally winning a playoff round for the first time in his NHL career. Thanks, Latona!
Kovy has an ‘undsiclosed lower-body’ injury…
Is John van Riemsdyk the Kreider of the Filth?
No balls!?
I must admit, I used to enjoy seeing Avery doing his level best to drive Kovy crazy – he usually was successful at it, too! ;-)
Groin or mental state or something else in whole universe…Maybe Kovalchoke, as well as our beloved Gabby are simply not a playoff material.
East European pans…you know who…right?
It’s James van Riemsdyk, Per, and he’s been around the Orange Crud for a while now. He grew up a Rangers fan.. what a traitor!
Kreider IS a PO material! The only problem he has – is making turns on his high speed because of how huge his balls are.(without a risk to go overboard it is).
Per Djoos, their 4th line is Wellwood, Talbot, Couturier. Almost the same as Rupper, Mitchell, Artie.
I’d take their 4th line over ours, if it was being offered!
Especially Talbot & Couturier….
Talbot and Couturier are well ahead of Rupp and Mitchell.
I’d take Couturier. Fugg the other two.
Couturier isn’t a 4th liner. He’s more like Artie on NYR’s 4th line. Talbot is definitely well ahead of Rupper, but Wellwood and Mitchell are a wash.
Whatever Pierre was talking about- that this type of game is benefitting the Flyers, has been proven wrong immediately: the Devils are dominating. If it wasn’t for Bryzgalov, the game would’ve been at least tied.
Coutuerier might be the Flyers version of Patrice Bergeron. Then throw in Schenn and you’ve got 3 dynamite centers.
The big question is whether JVR will ever be what they projected him to be.
This team is DONE.
What’s the purpose of that bald guy wearing a visor behind Pierre?
Oh, now he noticed
Um, that never hit Nunie’s glove. So its a hit.
Flys had a great first period – and they’re having an awful 2nd! What happened?
Um, Tiki? Wrong blog?
They decided to test their own goalie, Jimbo :-)
Did mister Snider pay Pierre McTalkingForeskin to hype Bryzgalov up? He just doesn’t shut up! Bryzgalov is so good and unbelievable and just the greatest goalie to ever wear the pads!
.873 SV% 3.70 GAA
Who can argue with these amazing numbers?!
This game is wayyyyy too boring.
lol, ilb. Text
Yup, Latona. And some of the Flyers fans were complaining that the Rangers are playing a boring style…
That must be the answer, ilb!! :-)
I guess 1 good playoff game out of 7 for a 50 million dollars goalie is totally amazing, according to Pierre
This one isn’t over yet, CCCP. He may still leave the Universe in third….
Universe almost gave them one there!
Most goalies should NEVER leave their crease – the days of the roaming goaltender seem to be over!
But is it worth that much for an astronomer, CCCP?
As long as a dejected Marty leaves the Wells Fargo Center tonight with a loss, ilb, I think I can survive another period.
Chernobyl Diaries? OY VEY!
Boring style of hockey for a FLyers fan is not stabbing someone with your skate in the first 20 minutes.
Not watching that one, CCCP. I worked with some sick kids from the area two years after. Bad memories.
if anyone is heading to DC
there’s a sports bar right next to Verizon Center
went there in ‘04 before a Dead concert
not too bad
here’s the info
Verizon Center
601 F Street, NW
Washington, DC 20004
202-637-8889
202-637-0016
gtvrznctr@thegreeneturtle.com
General Manager: Rick Clagett
Mon – Sun: 11am – 1am
If Bryzgalov is in NJ’s head, they should just automatically forfeit the next season, let alone playoffs this year.
Nice pirouette by Wellwood lol
ilb
That Chernobyl movie looks as contagiously bad as Chernobyl itself
That’s one. Tough shot to stop though…
1-1! Bryz kinda bryzed the pants on that one
Jesus!! Flys looking like the Keystone Kops out there….
Will that be enough to win the game? Flys aren’t taking any shots on Farty.
Dammit….Looked like the Flyers were going to lose this one though…I know, I should be rooting for this series to go to 7, but I can’t.
Another Olympics!? Already!?
Me neither, ilb. That goal totally deflated my decent mood.
I can’t either – I can’t help it, but my hatred for the Debs is much stronger than my hatred for the Flys.
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
That’s it!! Flys totally crapped the bed in this game – bunch of bums!
Bottom line, Jimbo and Latona, it looks like a win-win for us :-)
Geez, Flyers took the night off I guess
Derbils up 3-1
They looked so good in the first period, then came out in the 2nd and 3rd like they were a differnt team!
See more hits in one period than in this whole game.
i must admit, i lol’d at the opening song. but am i the only one who thinks this is just a moment of anger, that will pass? ive had moments where ive punched potentially dangerous things, so i dont think amare’s such a ‘thug’ and ‘monster’ that ppl are making him out to be.
Flyers D is soooooo soft
Bryzgalov being Bryzgalov.
I guess so, ilb – I’m probably not thinking strategically, I’m thinking with my heart and not my head!
The worst Eastern Conference Finals would be Derbils-Craps…
The Filth better get something together. The Derbils look like a more talented Craps..
...and all without Kovalchuck.
No such thing as a win when I have to listen to the endless drivel from Devils “fans” tomorrow, ilb.
Flys scored goals by the bucketful against the Pen()s, though – they aren’t even getting the shots in this game, much less the goals.
Kovy blows! Debs look better without him in the lineup.
I hear you, Latona. Forgot that you still live there. Glad I moved.
The Rangers’ PP looks good compared to the one these clowns are sporting tonight.
Wow a 190 foot goal.
Sayonara, Flyaramas!
One game won in OT, one lost 4-1(?). All at home. Not a confidence builder for Philadelphia.
Maybe some last-minute goonery!? Come on Flys, do your thing!
The Filth are being embarrassed at home 4-1!
Now it’s time to return the favor at the Pebble..
But I think Marty the Whale may be in their heads, like Lindqvist…
Ecf finals: NYR vs. njd
Rooting for either team makes me want to vomit and choke to death on said vomit. But 7 games would be nice.
Better, ilb? :)
Looked like Clarkson punched himself there.
Don’t compare the Cindys to the Derbils—the pens lost their ability to defend and goaltend. The Derbils can defend, and Marty is flippin’ and floppin’ l….
haha, jersey is a better team without Kovalsuck. and the Craps do better when Obumpkin plays less. haha.
Bryzgalov’s in control! LMFAO!
Hey Pierre, how do you like Bryzgalov now?
Bah!
Better, Latona. Memories didn’t fade…
I hate Marty…
Can we trade Rupp for Clarkson??
Yeah – makes Pierre look kinda like an idiot, doesn’t it!? Not a difficult task, grant you, but….
All Bryzgalov controlled today was a few dead flies around the net, Pierre…
Look at Pierre beaming into Marty’s eyes….
NYR-Derbils next round.
Mark it down!
Marty looked awful in the first, but he only gave up one goal – then he didn’t have much to do for the rest of the game. An opponent that could have kept the pressure on him would have won this game.
Well, at least we won’t have to listen to Chico in the Swamp Stadium games.
This series hasn’t even been physical as of yet – how can we depend on our next opponent being worn out (if we have one) if they don’t play a tough series? Where has all the hostility gone!?
This is for DUCKBILL:
http://www.snorgtees.com/t-shirts/our-powers-combined
Okay, my work here is done.
kenny albert > doc emrick
If your brain’s in a fog
Then you turn to your blog
that’s amore…..(hartnell the other jackwagon….geez, there’s gatorade buckets for that!!!)
you guys rock….Carp, you are the best!!!! LOL…..OK….that’s my quick hi for today. Stupid job…..til tomorrow!!
just watched haywire….not bad
????.. When….you… Always get hurt and your fans lost their shirt.. That’s Amar’e…????
????.. When….you… Sign with the Knicks and just make the fans sick.. That’s Amar’e…????
????.. When….you… Try to slam dunk and your back turns to junk.. That’s Amar’e…????
Should read: ????.. When….you… Always get hurt and your fans LOSE their shirt.. That’s Amar’e…????
Is Marty still in the all you can eat buffet line?
When…you’re fat as a hog…
And you’re team plays in fog
That’s A’Marty…
When…you flop like a whale
And you move like a snail
That’s A’Marty…
When…you cheat on your wife
With your blood brother’s wife
That’s A’Marty…
When…your breath smells unsavory
And you skip handshake with Avery
That’s A’Marty…