We had a major outage of all of our LoHud blogs last night, as I’m sure you are all aware. So apologies all around. Just glad it wasn’t my fault. I worried that maybe I pushed a wrong button or something, you know, being the techno wizard that I am.
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Anyway, here are the belated pre-game notes, courtesy of the Rangers:
NEW YORK RANGERS vs. PITTSBURGH PENGUINS
Thursday, Jan. 19, 7:00 p.m.
Madison Square Garden – New York, New York
Rangers: 29-11-4 (62 pts)
Penguins: 24-17-4 (52 pts)
* All information through NHL games on Jan. 17
TONIGHT’S GAME:
The Rangers will face-off against the Pittsburgh Penguins at Madison Square Garden (7:00 p.m.; TV: MSG; Radio: 1050 ESPN Radio), in an Atlantic Division match-up. The Blueshirts currently sit atop the Eastern Conference standings, and rank first in the league overall, with a record of 29-11-4 (62 pts). The Rangers enter the contest having defeated the Nashville Predators, 3-0, on Tuesday at Madison Square Garden, and are now 12-3-0 in their last 15 games. New York has posted a record of 26-8-2 since Oct. 29, after beginning the season with a 3-3-2 mark. The Penguins enter the contest with a 24-17-4 (52 pts) record to rank seventh in the Eastern Conference, and have won their last three games. Following the contest, the Rangers will face-off against the Boston Bruins on Saturday, Jan. 21, at TD Garden (1:00 p.m.), in an Original Six matinee match-up.
RANGERS vs. PENGUINS:
- All-Time: 117-97-23-8 overall (65-46-9-3 at home; 52-51-14-5 on the road)
- 2011-12: Tonight is the third of six meetings this season, and the second of three at Madison Square Garden. New York is 2-0-0 overall (1-0-0 at home; 1-0-0 on the road) following a 3-1 win on Jan. 6 at CONSOL Energy Center. The Rangers are 2-8 (25.0%) on the power play, and have out-scored the Penguins, 7-4, in two games. Brad Richards leads the team with two goals and four points, and Henrik Lundqvist is 2-0-0 with a 2.00 GAA and .938 Sv% in the series.
- Last Season: New York was 4-1-1 overall (1-1-1 at home; 3-0-0 on the road). The Rangers power play was 7-22 (31.8%) in the season series, while the penalty kill was 20-22 (90.9%). New York out-scored Pittsburgh, 21-15, including a 10-4 margin in the third period and overtime. Ryan Callahan led the Rangers with five goals, nine points, four power play goals and three game-winning goals in six games, while Brandon Dubinsky tallied a team-high, six assists in the season series. Henrik Lundqvist was 4-1-1 with a 2.29 GAA and .926 Sv%.
- The Rangers have registered at least one point in nine of their last 10 meetings with the Penguins, posting a record of 7-1-2 over the span
- The Blueshirts have won four straight games against the Penguins, having out-scored Pittsburgh, 17-9, during the streak
- New York ranks eighth with a 14-4-2 (30 pts) record at home; Pittsburgh ranks eighth with a 12-10-2 (26 pts) mark on the road
- The Rangers have posted a 9-1-0 record vs. Atlantic Division opponents; the Penguins are 5-6-0 vs. the Atlantic Division
- Henrik Lundqvist has posted a 22-13-5 record with a 2.39 GAA and two shutouts in 40 career regular season contests vs. Pittsburgh; Martin Bironis 13-15-3-2 with a 2.98 GAA and two shutouts in 33 career regular season games vs. the Penguins
- Brad Richards leads the Rangers with 24 assists and 32 points in 29 career regular season contests vs. Pittsburgh; Marian Gaborik has notched a team-high, nine goals (19 points) in 20 career regular season games vs. the Penguins
- New York lists three former Penguins on their roster: Erik Christensen (2005-06 – 2007-08); Ruslan Fedotenko (2008-09 – 2009-10); Mike Rupp(2009-10 – 2010-11)
- Pittsburgh lists one former Ranger on their roster: Pascal Dupuis (2006-07)
SPECIAL TEAMS:
The Rangers are tied for eighth in the NHL with a plus-six rating on special teams [(PPG+SHG)-(PPGA+SHGA)]. The Blueshirts penalty kill has held opponents scoreless in 10 of the last 11 games (23-24, 95.8% over the span), and is 48-53 (90.6%) with five shorthanded goals in the last 20 contests. The Rangers are tied for third in the NHL with six shorthanded goals. The Blueshirts have posted a record of 15-1-2 in games when tallying a power play goal, and are 21-5-2 when not allowing a power play goal.
- Power Play: The Rangers did not tally a goal in two power play attempts (2:05) on Tuesday vs. Nashville. New York ranks 24th overall (22-154, 14.3%) and is tied for 12th at home (63-80, 18.8%). The Rangers are 2-12 (8:51) in five-on-three situations (last – 12/23 vs. PHI), and 0-4 (3:46) when four-on-three (last – 11/3 vs. ANA). Shorthanded goals allowed (3): 12/5 vs. TOR (Steckel); 12/8 vs. TBL (Moore); 12/17 at PHX (Korpikoski).
- Penalty Killing: The Blueshirts held the Predators scoreless in three power play attempt (4:05) on Tuesday at MSG. New York is tied for fourth overall (125-144, 86.8%) and seventh at home (52-60, 86.7%). The Rangers are 5-6 (3:26) in three-on-five situations (last – 12/17 at PHX), and 0-1 (1:17) when three-on-four (last – 10/7 at LAK). Shorthanded goals for (6): 10/20 at CGY (Prust); 12/8 vs. TBL (Anisimov); 12/10 at BUF (Hagelin); 12/10 at BUF (Callahan); 12/20 at NJD (Hagelin); 1/6 at PIT (Dubinsky).
- Four-on-Four: New York did not tally/yield a goal in two four-on-four situations (1:55) on Tuesday vs. Nashville. The Rangers are plus-four in 44 four-on-four situations (79:54), and even in one three-on-three situation (0:01). Four-on-four goals for (4): 10/18 at VAN (Gaborik); 10/20 at CGY (McDonagh); 10/27 vs. TOR (Girardi); 1/2 vs. FLA (Gaborik). Four-on-four goals allowed (0).
FAMILIAR FOE
New York enters the contest with a nine-game winning streak against Atlantic Division opponents. The Rangers are 9-1-0 in divisional play this season, having out-scored their opponent, 33-17, in those contests.
PERFECT IN PITTSBURGH
The Rangers completed last season’s series against Pittsburgh with a 3-0-0 record at CONSOL Energy Center, marking the first time the Blueshirts swept the season series in Pittsburgh since 1996-97 (2-0-0) and the first time since 1973-74 that a Rangers team won three games at Pittsburgh in the same season (3-0-0). New York has now won five straight in Pittsburgh, dating back to a 3-2 overtime win on Feb. 12, 2010
KING HENRIK’S REIGN
Henrik Lundqvist recorded his 20th win of the season with a 27-save shutout in a 3-0 win vs. Nashville on Tuesday at MSG. It is the seventh straight season Lundqvist has reached the 20-win plateau to begin his career. He is the third goaltender in Rangers’ history to reach the 20-win mark in seven consecutive years, and the first since Mike Richter accomplished the feat from 1995-96 to 2001-02. Ed Giacomin holds the franchise record with eight straight seasons of 20 or more wins (1966-67 to 1973-74). Miikka Kiprusoff (Calgary) is the only other goalie in the league with an active streak of 20+ wins in seven or more consecutive seasons. *courtesy of the Elias Sports Bureau
PLACE IN HISTORY
The Rangers’ .705 win% through 44 games is the team’s best start in 40 years, when the 1971-72 Blueshirts began the season with a 30-7-7 record (.761 win%), and is the third best start in franchise history.
HOME SWEET HOME
The Rangers have won seven of their last nine games at Madison Square Garden. The Blueshirts’ 14-4-2 (30 pts) mark at MSG is their best start at home through 20 games since 1995-96 (15-2-3, 33 pts).
MEASURING UP
The Rangers rank among the league leaders in several statistical categories, including…
- 1st in points (62)
- 1st in win% (.705)
- T-2nd in wins (29)
- T-1st in regulation/overtime wins (27)
- 1st in fewest regulation losses (11)
- T-1st in fewest goals against (87)
- T-1st in GAA (1.98)
- 1st in hits (1,281)
- 3rd in blocked shots (722)
- 3rd in +/- rating (plus-33)
- 3rd in goal differential (plus-35)
ALL-STARS
Three Rangers were selected for the 2012 NHL All-Star Game – Henrik Lundqvist, Marian Gaborik and Dan Girardi. It is the first time since the 1996-97 season the Rangers had three players selected for the All-Star Game (Wayne Gretzky, Mark Messier and Brian Leetch). Head Coach John Tortorella also clinched an All-Star berth, becoming the first Rangers coach in franchise history to coach in the All-Star Game.
QUICK HITS:
- This is the latest the Rangers have been in first place of the Eastern Conference standings since the 1995-96 season, when New York held the top position through games played on Mar. 15, 1996 (NYR game #68). *courtesy of the Elias Sports Bureau
- New York has registered at least one point in 28 of their last 36 games (26-8-2), dating back to Oct. 29, after beginning the season with a 3-3-2 mark; The Rangers have out-scored their opponent, 109-72, during the stretch
- The Rangers have won four of their last five road games, and are 10-3-0 in their last 13 games away from MSG
- New York is 8-1-1 when leading after the first period and 18-0-2 when leading after the second
- The Rangers are tied for fourth in the league with a .250 win% when trailing after two periods (3-8-1), and their three third period comeback victories are tied for seventh in the NHL; New York has trailed entering the third period in 12 games this season, which is tied for the fewest in the league
- New York leads the NHL with a .789 win% when out-shooting their opponent (15-4-0)
- The Rangers lead the league when scoring first, posting a 21-1-1 mark (.913 win%) in those contests; Their 21 wins rank third in the NHL
INDIVIDUAL NOTES:
- Henrik Lundqvist posted a career-high, seven-game winning streak from Dec. 20 – Jan. 10 (1.13 GAA, .962 Sv% and one shutout over the span)
- Lundqvist has allowed one goal or less in eight of his last 13 games, and has held opponents to two or fewer goals in 22 games this season
- Martin Biron has held opponents to two or fewer goals in eight of his 11 starts this season
- Derek Stepan has tallied 18 points (six goals, 12 assists) in the last 23 games, including five points (two goals, three assists) in the last seven
- Carl Hagelin has tallied seven points (three goals, four assists) in the last 11 games
- Ryan Callahan has tallied 21 points (seven goals, 14 assists) in the last 26 games, including nine points (three goals, six assists) in the last 12
MILESTONES IN SIGHT:
- Dan Girardi: 1 assist from 100th NHL career
MILESTONES RECENTLY ACHIEVED:
- Marian Gaborik: 300th career NHL assist (1/15 at MTL)
INJURIES:
- Michael Sauer (concussion, 12/5) - 20
- Steve Eminger (shoulder, 12/17) - 14
- Jeff Woywitka (foot, 12/30) – 8
Total Man-Games Lost: 145

227 Comments
first?
nice to have ya back!
I thought lohudblogs.com was protesting SOPA….
Beat the Ice Chickens!
so Carp
now that you’ve revived the
board
can you go over to msg
and resurrect the Rangers’
power play?
bring the Mandelbaums with you
to show the team how nothing’s gonna stop ‘em.
Don’t know if I flipped a switch or it was due to one of the following:
Too many punks the night before. Too many asshats. Jim Dolan’s press conference. Tortorella being funny at practice. Me being at practice.
Good morning, Hambone!
I was protesting that SOPA didn’t provide a buffet dinner for the media.
I think the cause was somebody at LoHud thought they were getting a deal on a Wizard and they ended up buying a Willard.
Post-blackout borsalino.
You pushed a few wrong buttons yesterday, Carp…
Good morning, boneheads!
Torts being funny at practice?
hope that post is still up.
The world is back on it’s proper axis.
I hate these press release posts. So boring.
carp
i thought you abruptly quit. i was waiting for ilb to take over for you
I’m not going to let a blog black out ruin my evening. :-)
Welcome back!
Time to ice the Pens! http://bit.ly/9g20hB
Chris, nobody’s holding you here.
Chris…best way to make the blog more exciting is to add commentary of your own, not complain that there is nothing to see here.
Avery should be up with this team. (Now watch what transpires Chris.)
chris
what the hell do you want carp to do for morning posts. did a recap of the new garden food. geez relax wait to its go time
Oh, my god, people. That wasn’t intended as an attack on Carp or the blog. I love the blog and have been coming here since day 1 (maybe 2, ask Sam).
eric, that’s nothing, watch this: James Dolan is way underrated as an owner. He’s let Slats and Torts do their job, given them the money and support to do it, and he is basically a rock’n’roll star. Way better than Steinbrenner ever was.
Chris is just trying to get more people to post comments. It’s working!
Ah, I meant to address that last bit to New Newman, not eric. Sorry.
sorry, Chris. I took it personally.
The outage was caused because Torts hates Hagelin and Avery, doesn’t put Hags on the PP, and refuses to play Avery 25 minutes a game.
Or maybe because the same company that runs this site run the Rangers PP?
Mitchell for the broadway hat
wooohhoooo!!! RANGERS REPORT, BABY! AHA AHA I LIKE IT!
Kreider = Bust
Amazing
The one thing that I never expected to see in this blog and we’ve sure seen everything else…is …ah…sensitivity?
It’s really an achievement to be able to maneuver in and around a blog and there is no evidence of troll activity anywhere…at least if there is it simply doesn’t survive very long/
Some while ago after the Miami Pimp starting ah, pimping, I thought we might be uncovering one, but I was pleasantly surprised to find that he simply has a droll manner of presenting his points and I’ve taken a keen interest in much of what he has to say. He can really be amusing. And he does offer some thoughtful insights. Eh, carry on old boys, eh, carry on.
fran, Pimp is a bush-league, second-rate, amateur-hour clown. And I mean that as a compliment.
Carp, if I wanted to attack you personally, I would have mentioned your golf game. As far as reporters/blogmasters go, you’re Tiger Woods. Oh, wait, no, not him. Unless there is a lot about you we don’t know…
What happened to josh I heard he is turning 27 soon
Carp, you forgot weak-sauce. And more hyphens. Miami Pimp is the Christopher Walken of hyphens. Gotta-have more-hyphens.
I missed yesterday because I was working out of the Studio all day & when I returned the blog was down.
I thought Carp was traded !
better hyphens than exclamation points …
and, again, I apologize, Chris. Been a little touchy lately with all the asshats, and then the blog crash, etc. I’m a little more boring than Tiger. And if you think he hits it all over the lot …
from AZ not feom AZ – bad day so far, I’m on a school computer
One from AZ!
School computer? You better have pants on. No show balls and tell better be going on in AZ.
aw byfuglien
pens’ letang is playing tonight
Every time I hear the intro to Law & Order SVU, I have to repeat the word Hanus aloud.
I’m at a local high school taking sports pictures all day. I have 2 pair of pants on, just in case the security stops by.
2 pair of pants? i dont get it.
nevermind… ref to CT..
Good afternoon, Techno Wizard!
Tony, I’m glad you’re playing it safe.
LMAO @ “hanus”!
Does anybody else smile when you see the Leaves out of a playoff spot in the standings?
I love it! They are imploding again! It only took half a season…
Carp it was all the percentage/math talk…
put the blog to sleep….zzzzzzzzzzz
ah, a topic.
which seven eastern teams would you most happily see out of the playoffs? List them.
I think I know the answer for most of youse.
Anyone else see McIlrath get tossed after completely obliterating some poor guy last night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MTASXGZ0RCA#!
Out of the playoffs?
Devils
Flyers
Penguins
Bruins
Habs
Caps
Sens
i’m figuring you’d like to see the bottom of the eastern conf. look like this at the end of the season:
15. Islanders.
14. Flyers.
13. Devils.
12. Penguins.
11. Capitals.
10. Canadiens.
9. Bruins.
agree?
http://www.dassportsblog.com/2012/01/19/will-the-ny-rangers-win-the-presidents-cup/
Will the NYR win the Presidents cup?
Flyers
Penguins
Islanders
Devils
Capitals
Bruins
Canadiens
yeah, i’d agree Carp
Flyers
Devils
Islanders
Penguins
Leafs
Canadiens
Capitals
Hard to believe Tampa has dropped off so much this year.
I left the Islanders in because I don’t mind as much because I don’t think they pose as much of a threat as currently constructed.
Canadiens becuase the Rangers would have to win all their home games in that series.
Sens because they just seem to have the Rangers number the past couple of seasons.
Not really 1940!, their defense was suspect last year and they didn’t do a whole lot to improve it. They went into the season with a goalie tandem whose combined age is like 80.
Devils
Devils
Devils
Devils
Islanders
Flyers
Pens
I think I forgot the Devils.
PP @ 30% clip v Pens – change nothing!
and yet I think I picked them to win the East, regular season … also picked Anaheim to go to Cup finals. Oy.
Good afternoon all!
In order for the most part: Flyers, Devils, Islanders, Pens, Caps, CanadiAns, LeaVEs.
9. Islanders (they have enough good draft picks already)
10. Habs
11. Capitals
12. Penguins
13. Bruins
14. Devils
15. Flyers
Flyers
Habs
Devils
Pens
Isles
Sabres- for blacking out Ranger games
Capitals
In that order. Worst first.
actually, presidents’ cup is a golf trophy. hockey is the Presidents’ Trophy.
Of course I’d expect them to fall with their goalie situation being what it is but this was a team that was 20+ games above .500 last year and now they are a few games below. I am personally surprised there has been such a huge drop off.
CCCP,
we need more IR, spots. 1 is not enough.
so today is my bday and wife is trying real hard to cook up a nice dinner since we have the little one at home whos now 11 months and will be one on vday. a boy bday ob valentine day still weird to me. she asked me whats the one thing you want for your bday. any certain dish for dinner a new ranger jersey.
my response two points tonite and my son to understand hockey already.
im 33 today i feel like i am 60 especially in the last year.
LMAO ilb :)
The Islanders dont really hold the same weight with me anymore. I feel the Islanders are interchangeable with buffalo, carolina, ottowa, toronto.
Happy 26th, Eric…
happy birthday eric
pasta and cake
carp
in my opinion heres the best case heading into playoffs for rangers. i think bruins ARE STILL TEAM TO BEAT
1 vs 8 bruins vs florida/toronto
2 vs 7 rangers senators
3 vs 6 washington/pittsburgh
4 vs 5 flyers devils
that would be ideal because wont have to play pitt flyers devs in first round and two of the 4 would be eliminated.
keep in mind most east teams have 4 games in hand on ottawa. they will slide i believe.
i mean ideally i would want wash and pitt out of playoffs but dont thinks its happening. better then florida and toronto or winnipeg.
heres another stat NO TEAM SINCE 2003-04 HAS BEEN 9 POINTS OUT OR MORE AFTER 40 GAMES AND MADE THE PLAYOFFS. so buffalo and montreal on down look to be done after 46 games trailing by 9
Eric, happy 26th bday!
Had to do away with HAMPUNK for now. Too loud, too early in the day.
carp
My regards for your yanking me out of my idyll, and straightening me out as to Miami Pimp;
you don’t mince words, and you tell it like it is. I shall follow more of his posts and see if I can pick out where I went wrong. TUVM
eric, you don’t look a day over 26. happy b-day!
LETS. NOT. TALK. THE. PLAYOFFS. YET.
yes ilb
isn’t talking about the playoffs
bull-carcillo
as well?
Carp, I was slightly off from yours Caps/Leaves
Islanders
Flyers
Devils
Penguins
Bruins
Habs
Leaves
I put Leaves because there’s much more history there, but the Caps would work too lol
The Fishsticks don’t hold much weight until they start winning again. One can argue that ain’t happening. However, if it does, RR will be all about beating the carcillo out of them. They are just not on the radar screen right now.
Eric—Happy 26th!
Yeah, the Fishsticks are irrelevant at the moment. ( where is the troll John Tavares btw?). To a point where I can mildly root for them if they play against the team that really matters for our standings. But I can not root for the Devils. Even if I try.
What a predicament the Devils are in with Parise…talk about the Rock and a hard place.
(pun intended)
Speaking of the Isledorks….
Did any of youse guys see that PA Parateau is on pace for 71 points this season?
http://tsn.ca/nhl/teams/players/bio/?id=2515
He would also be leading the Rangers in points right now ;)
Predicament is right, 1940. They won’t trade him at the deadline unless they are firmly in the playoffs because they can’t afford losing more money by not making the PO. And they can’t afford with their debt to resign him next year. Now, since Marty mentioned he wanted to play another year, Parise won’t want to stay there either. Lou is going to have his hands full, even though signing Kovalchuk wasn’t his fault.
PAP = Monster??
I picked those losers to get in the playoffs. Looks like I’m wrong. Meh, oh well!
Yes, but he’s only on pace for a 9.2% shooting percentage ;)
I even saw someone in the Canadian media mildly criticise Whyzerman’s work as GM recently. Never thought I’d see the day.
Wow. Blackout on the blog? Did we lose anybody?
Looks like we did lose a few people :-)
I think the Devils can make the playoffs, they seem to have gotten their legs under them now. They were buoyed by their ridiculous record in the skills comp earlier in the season. But going forward it’s tough to see that team contending for anything other than a bottom half of the playoff pack. Iffy goaltending prospects, not much of a blueline after Larsson and half of their top 6 guys are old. Detroit is going to have $24.6M in cap space to play with after this year. Could you imagine Parise with Datsyuk or Zetterberg?
Yeah, definitely am not envious of Lou at this point. I’d say you have to trade him. Realistically, their chances at winning the cup this year are so so at best. Losing him for nothing would be disastrous in my opinion.
NYR – don’t dizzy me with PA Parenteau’s statistics. Boom Boom informed us yesterday that stats can’t just be applied from team to team. You have to predict his attitude and his personal surroundings and then subtract his family environment divided by his number of children and then add back in his age. That is the formula for what he would score if on the Rangers.
and then multiply by Pi…
Taylor Hall – http://twitpic.com/8977dp
Frankenhall?
What exactly did Whyzerman do to build that Tampa team from last year? Stamkos, St. Louis, Lecav and even a surprise like Purcell were all on the team before he came.
Maybe Lou can trade him to the Rangers for 20% shooter Sean Avery.
OMG! Taylor Hall’s zombie-likeness rating just went through the roof! 100%
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/horror-show-taylor-hall-mom-said-ll-wear-181712104.html
What are the chances of Prust inviting me to dinner?
Oops! ORR beat me to it! Good work, sir.
Ooo! Oo! It’s SNOWING!!!
Agree, CT. I took a bit of a distaste for the Bolts (Game 82 notwithstanding) after the amount of slurping Whyzerman – and by associatipn, evil genius Boucher – got for his every move.
There was one article I saw that praised him for being able to wear a suit and I saw him given great credit for signing Randy Jones, like he was Ray Bourque or something.
Yeah but didn’t he bring in that superstar Matt Gilroy? That has gotta count for something.
Has anyone seen Latona?
I don’t have a problem with the Bolts per se, but this year the harsh correction of a team with a soft D and old and poor goaltending has caught up with them. It was nice to see them stomp the Caps last year and Stamkos is great to watch but until Hedman can make the next step and become the Swedish Pronger-lite, they’re going to have issues with outscoring the amount they give up.
Did you check the logger thread, Manny?
Yoohoo? Latona???
Good idea, NYR!
HE’S NOT THERE!
What exactly did Whyzerman do to build that Tampa team from last year?
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He hired the best French coach in the history of hockey…Guy Boucher! That scar is bad-aasen…
Happy gameday afternoon!
Carp, was it a blackout or an annihilation of asshats?
Izzy has been awfully quiet lately. Is that because the statistics isn’t you forte or is it your back, Izzy?
Lin! LOL! The name is getting long!
Happy 26th eric !!
So I ran into another bonehead over on reddit apparently, whos gonna oust themselve here?
Annihilation of Asshats
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WHOAH LIN! That is for sure the awesomest band name ever.
Hi Linda! You know I still never got my cookies…
:)
The lettering on that jersey is gonna bankRUPPt me! I do have to find a way to incorporate McD and Sauer, and you can aleays add the “sky” at the end lol
whoever is in my fantasy league (Carped 4 Life) Please respond to the message i posted on league’s message board. Thanks.
Lmao manny! I gotta copyright and trademark it before the losers at espn try to steal it
Sauer Bickel!
Calad, did you see this reddit SOPA pic? (very funny IMHO)
http://canv.as/ugc/processed/c0ff4eddd52f42c8ff20ec3e04c9a56727bbda2e.png
Happy birthday Eric, welcome again to the 26 club!
Sally cookies soon, finances tough this month!
No worries, Linda! Gives me something to look forward to :)
Sally – I like to call Stu Bickel – “Half Sauer” because I feel like he is replacing Sauer for the time being and it’s also funny because Bickel is a large human.
Looks like Letang is back for the Pens tonight.
Is Torts fired yet?
:-)
working from home sucks! i am always the one who has to clean the apartment! lol
I wonder what Dolan gave Sather in their “pact”. That guy creeps me out!
That whole thing sounded like BS and Dolan was probably drunk….
Dolan gave his kidney stone to Sather…
No stats ilb. They can be made to support anything.
Besides, 47% of all stats are made up on the spot.
Lin- you know why many eastern European names end in SKI?
‘cause they can’t spell toboggan.
Dolan gave Sather a social disease?
Probably nude photos of Isaiah Thomas.
YAY!!! The blog is back!!! WooHoo!
Hey Jimbo!
Letang is huge for the pens, probably the best QB blueliner in the game. Pittsburg gets cxrosby back they will be dangerous.
Orr, you mean nude photos of thomas in bed with Dolan.
Even worse! Maybe Slats is hoping NYR wont win the Cup so he doesn’t have to give them back.
Meh….Letang is coming off an injury so I’m not that worried about him….
Hopefully we can shut down MalKing…he’s been a beast lately….
Hey, Manny! How’s married life?
Ewww!
If the NHL goes no checking, no contact, they will be dangerous when he returns.
Letang is huge for the pens, probably the best QB blueliner in the game.
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Dan Boyle, Nicklas Lidstrom, Zdeno Chara, Duncan Keith and Shea Weber might have something to say about that.
Great, Jimbo! How’s life for you!?
What, CT? No, Woywitka?
Thomas reminds me of Michael Jackson. That creepy voice! Ugh! So glad he was fired!
GO CELTICS! Last night was great! Knicks lose, Celtics win! BOOM! Aha, Aha!
Lineup tonight unch’d from Preds game?
Hey guys. Remember the time Isiah Thomas played a game on a terribly sprained ankle and Thomas scored 25 points in a single quarter of the game, an NBA Finals record?
http://www.dassportsblog.com/2012/01/19/will-the-ny-rangers-win-the-presidents-cup/
Poll: Will the NYR win the presidents cup?
Manny, you’re fired!
Did he sexually harass anyone after that game?
Shucks! And just before the weekend. What will my wife think of me now?
Hey, Lin, I just got a mass company email from our receptionist who said she found a hat and if it isn’t claimed by tomorrow she’s going to get rid of it. Honest to God.
so I think I’m going to reply “Asshat Annihilation” ... if you haven’t copyrighted it yet.
Go Larry Bird!! Great Dad!
LOL! President’s cup!
Amazing Dad! Father’s Day should be renamed “Bird Day”
HOF’er! Greatest pale white player in NBA history!
Hey guys, remember when Manny started commenting about NBA on a hockey blog and then got fired? hahaha, just joking around man, I’m not even sure that your little story about Isiah is true… I was waiting for the punchline (and I think ORR got it).
Asshat Annihilation! Wait, what size is the hat, and what style/color please? I may have lost it, but I’m not sure…
Larry Bird = Great Mustache
“Supposively” Jagr wants to re-sign with the Flyers.
Sorry, Billy. I blew it. I would like to demand that I am traded to another blog.
Hey Carp – is the hat a borsalino?
My favorite 3 prospects…..just because
1) He-Man
2) wizard
3) Chris Buster (Bust College) Buston, Mass
I get to see the Bolts quite a bit, and the problem that they have is n ot their defense per se, but their goal tending. And as for Gilroy…he’s been an honest worker, seldom on the ice for a
GA, and ask Stamos what he thinks of Gilroy’s set up passes.
Things are fine here, Manny – looking forward to watching the game tonight on my newly-reconnected DirecTV dish – hartnelling carcilloheads TWC/MSG!
Manny’s demanding a trade to another blog!? Where? Fishsticks? Debbies? Say it ain’t so, Manny!
How aboot Blueshirt Bulletin? How’s that garbage site doing?
I demanded it after being fired, Jimbo! Be my counsel here!
Tonight’s game is on the NHL Network. Which means I will be able to watch it!
Where is Miami Pimp with his prediction for tonight’s game??
Your counsel? You’re the lawyer here! Who fired you? You can’t be fired, unless Carp lays down the declaration!
“My client, Manny from Brooklyn, did nothing that would warrant his firing – and only Mr. Carp, the Blogfather, has the authority to dismiss a Bonehead, so please cease and desist from spreading rumors about Manny’s dismissal from this blog.”
Dolan actually gave him “JD and The Straight Shot Greatest Hits”.
;-D
Twitter is blowing up about a trade involving Manny, but I can’t tell you about until after Feb 27.
Yes! Objection! Overruled! You’re in contempt! I hold myself in contempt why should you be any differend?
Great job, Jimbo! The check is in the mail! What’s your rate? $500/Hr?
That’s it, we’re working on a trade for Manny right now. I can’t say exactly who we’re talking to, or what organization they are from, or what my sources may or may not be. Let’s just say it’s a certain “Mets fan blog.”
We’re looking for anything we can get and we’ll take a bag of (base)balls, a can of corn, or a grapefruit.
Any interested parties please contact our Director of Public Relations, Miami Pimp at bush-league@weak-sauce.org
p.s. The fruit doesn’t need to be a grapefruit, we’ll take any citrus fruit, even a lemon—thank you.
>>>Great job, Jimbo! The check is in the mail! What’s your rate? $500/Hr?
Professional courtesy, Manny – you’ll defend me for something someday!!
>>>Twitter is blowing up about a trade involving Manny, but I can’t tell you about until after Feb 27.
+1!!!
I used to think Blueshirt Bulletin was good back in 2005!
Manny, hopefully you get traded to a blog that is safe for someone’s daughter to read!
Bobby Ryan for Manny?
Broadway Beanie!
http://www.dassportsblog.com/2012/01/19/will-the-ny-rangers-win-the-presidents-cup/
I haven’t personally been told that I am being traded. It’s just a lot of speculation right now. Sure, it’s distracting but I am trying to do my best, post my best and stay focused on what’s important.
I have a feeling Manny will be scratched mid game tonight.
LMAO, Jimbo.
I’m going to have to insist that you cease and desist, otherwise I assure you I can make things very uncomfortable for you, and your staff … if you have one.
Playing under the cloud of a two way..makes you think they have no faith..
lol
Due to an increase in our new web metric that calculates a Blogger’s Momentum, we’re reconsidering the move that could trade Manny away to another blog. I can’t say for sure right now what my sources are, but Manny’s recent increasing BM has improved his worth for this blog. We haven’t wiped away the possibility of a movement that involves Manny, but we’re looking for more compensation… possibly 2 or maybe 3 citrus fruits, and 2 bags of balls. The can of corn could sweeten the deal, but it might make things less ‘smooth’ in the long run.
Again, any interested parties can forward their offers to our PR Director Miami Pimp, bush-league@weak-sauce.org.
Again, they haven’t said anything directly to me. The most important stuff to remember is that I have a family and luckily they love and support me. That’s where I am at right now. If the organization wants to go in a different direction then so be it.
Is it Go Time yet?
Manny, like Dubinsky, can only be traded to Buffalo or a Buffalog (Buffablog?) as per my rules.
I’m pretty sure the Islanders will go undefeated for the remainder of the season, sign Kelly Kisio out of retirement and ride the shoulders of PA Parateau all the way to the cup. Call Madam Cleo’s psychic line—she’ll confirm this. Really.
LOL! Manny has a HAMBONE clause in his contract…
You guys are something else…
Manny, billybleedsblue, Jimbo LMAO
Hambone Clause! Another GREAT band name
OK, I’ll cease and desist—-on counsel of The Blogfather. :-O
manny
the game will be blacked out in new york on the nhl network. prob get another game or nhl on the fly
Is Hambone Clause the guy who comes down the chimney the night after Festivus?
Get back to work, Sally! Go time is still a couple of hours away.
HO HO HO!!!! Have you all been good kids this year??
Carp – you intimidated my counsel!?
OH GOD. Eric – thanks for the heads up. I never would have known that.
Ahhhg. I paid for NHL center ice to watch ranger’s games out on the left coast but they’re always blacked out and we are going TV-less until our 10 month old twins are 3 or 4. I have to get savvier about finding ways to stream games online.
All you intellectual pinheads who want to keep Mannystinko around. He quit on the blog about two months ago.
Once Kreider gets here, you will see a Hall of Fame standard of lewd puns and a rate of posts detailing his obese work colleague’s dietary habits not seen before in the history of the internet.
General, normally I’d do what you tell me to, but we’re closing early cause of the snow!!!
HAMBONE CLAUS does not use chimney! HAMBONE CLAUS seeps in under your back door!
HAMBONE CLAUS also thinks carrots and milk are gross. HAMBONE CLAUS eat bacon and local craft beer.
Wow, we’re goin’ places today! See what a little blog black-out does? hahaha…
I would love to stick around. Any insinuation that I, ya know, “quit on the blog” well that’s just….gutless. (pause) Gutless.
HAMBONE CLAUS need time to work out grammatical idiosyncrasies and amusing personal catch phrase.
HAMBONE CLAUS will get Oscar Meyer bacon and Genny Cream Ale and like it.
HAMBONE CLAUS fear simple and innacurate comparison to HULK.
LOL!
Today… is Festivus! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! HAMBONE CLAUS will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines!
wtb is going on? lol
hey wait, Genny Cream Ale is pretty awesome when it’s ice cold and it’s 100 degrees out…
lmao at comparison to HULK. what the heck is going on in here today?!
Carp, I’m not at all responsible for any of this nonsense! I blame SOPA!
Any further insinuation that this whole situation stems from SOPA, give me a break. That’s just gutless (pause) (pause) (pause) gutless. SOPA has nothing to do with this. It’s that billy guy who bleeds all the time.
Dolan gave him Redden
Nobody has ever told HAMBONE CLAUS a yo mamma joke and lived to tell about it.
HAMBONE CLAUS does not sleep. He waits.
HAMBONE CLAUS consider Genny Cream Ale to be somewhat local. Green screamer acceptable replacement.
HAMBONE CLAUS kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is “The Two”
Sound off like you got a pair – with gibberish!
Every case of Genny Cream Ale should come with a free roll of toilet paper.
Green Diesel!
Hambone,
I just saw you:
http://www.livedump.com/entertainment/go-34103/Santa_Claus_Hambone.html
very impressive and need high hockey skills.
Genny screamers…do not operate light machinery or be outside of 100 foot radius of a functioning toilet.
HAMBONE CLAUS knows when you are asleep. He know when you are good. He knows when you are bad. But he just doesn’t give a Byfuglien!
Genny screamers might be bad, but if you ever drink Utica Club you’ll get the Schultz & Dooleys fer sure!
This is all HAMBONE’s fault
new post.
shoot’em