Rory McIlroy: Europansy

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I’m back. Tough week for me. Tough week or so for Americans and North Americans, too. Great week for Europe.

Dirk Nowitzki walks away with the NBA championship trophy. Zdeno Chara carts off the Stanley Cup. Rory McIlroy obliterates the field at our national golf championship (and U.S. golfers have their first-ever drought of five straight majors). Wimbledon begins and though I know jack about tennis, I know there aren’t any American men very highly regarded in that one.

Didn’t mind being off during the hours I spent in the chair in front of the TV this week. My favorite moment — and there’s a definite relation to this blog — was the face time our friend and founder Sam Weinman got after McIlroy’s victory as he stood with McIlroy’s dad off the 18th green.

Atta boy, Sammy!

For those who are new, or for people Googling McIlroy and ending up here, please let me explain that the term “Europansy” is indeed derogatory, but that we here use it mocking those who use, and who have used it recently, it in a derogatory fashion. We here — many of us Euros, in fact — admire the Euros and their accomplishments with a wink and a nod when we mention the Europansies. It is a term of endearment. These are great Euro champions.

But, hey, we don’t take anything too seriously around this place. Do we?

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So I can talk hockey this week as it happens. I guess, and I’m not sure, but it sounds as if the Captain is gone one way or another, right? That’s worth discussing. This week is time for buyouts and 2011-12 schedules (your heroes will see lots of Europansies when that starts), Wednesday is awards night. The weekend is the NHL draft. And soon July 1’s Spend-A-Thon.

Here we go.

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  1. According to TSN, salary cap will be $64M next season, with a floor set at $48M. I guess the hockey business has been good. Well, those numbers will surely make a lot of owners unhappy. Which means we could expect serious difficulties with next year’s CBA.

  2. Oh, yeah, forgot….The above two posts were created by Europansy, in case you didn’t know.

  3. LinCalPrustBoylahan on

    GOOD MORNING BONEHEADS!!!!!!!!

    Welcome Back Carpy! Nice to see the Sheriff return!

  4. Welcome back, Carp!!

    That was some kind of performance by McIlroy! It was awesome to watch him dominate the field like that and break so many US Open records. What a special player!!

  5. And This One Will Last A Lifetime on

    all hail the return of the Godfather of the boneheads…did your USGA index go up or down?

    goodbye Drury, Avery, Wolski….hello Richards…welcome back Good Gabby…

  6. Carp – don’t be so down on American tennis! We have Mardy Fish, The Brian Brothers, Melanie Uodin and Taylor Dent! (The will all valiantly go out in the first 2 rounds)

    I’ve got bones in my head!

  7. It was really nice to see Mcllroy do so well. I really feared a final day collapse like at the masters. Also nice to have such a young guy dominating golf again. (Or at least poised to). Even if he is a flippin’ europansy.

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  8. Yeah! Wasn’t it, Manny? Looks like he really learned alot from the Masters experience. I expect him to win the British too…

    McIlroy = Youngest player to win the US Open since Bobby Jones in 1923…

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  9. Since Bobby Jones! That is a name of legend. What a great golfer he was. I grew up with a father who was a scratch (or better) golfer. He worshiped Ben Hogan, Bobby Jones, Sam Snead and others of similar ilk. Must be weird to be 22 or whatever Rory is and be compared to them already!

    ———————

    Defending the Europansy: A Fruitless expedition in self-worth

  10. czechthemout!!!! on

    And after next season, the salary cap will be at least 10% higher than this year if the league’s other revenue stays flat. The new tv contract is the reason.

  11. Rhode Island Ranger on

    Great win by McIlroy. But, does he get stuck with the Europansy label solely because of his birth in the North of Ireland? Or is that more properly a cultural/behavioral category?

    Very tough customers Owen Nolan and Sean Thornton both have humble Belfast roots and hardly seem to qualify as Europansies!

  12. Welcome back Carpedo….my dad is a big golf fanatic and he was shocked at how the mcelroy kid performed….i maybe shouda watched it lol

  13. Golf? Heck yes! I used to play a LOT of golf but living in the city I am sure my skills have diminished. I don’t play 36 a day anymore.

  14. Nice! I try to play once a week during the season, if I can. ~15 handicap…

    I know what you mean about the city! Since I moved out of Manhattan last year, I have played a lot more golf…

  15. North of Ireland. Nice work RIR. I for one am ready for some tinkering with the roster. We have a core that goes through the wall or at least puts their ankles in front of slapshots. Thats the fire we need on this team and the kind of mentality necessary to build champions or a team that puts their ankles in front of slap shots.

  16. 15 is a great handicap. My father always told me to aim for “Bogey Golf” which would put you at an 18. Therefore, anything south of there is good.

  17. I don’t even know if I could break 100 anymore. I was at one point shooting in the low 80’s or high 70’s but those days are over (you don’t have to sell your body to the night….Roxeanne). I still teach golf to people, because I still have the Ben Hogan book memorized but I can no longer replicate it.

  18. also not to mention that the relocation from Atlanta to Winnipeg can only increase revenue going forward especially if that lovely 60 mil dollar relocation fee gets counted as well.

  19. Yeah, it’s okay. Although, my game can be inconsistent…kind of like Brandon Dubinsky’s….

  20. Doodie Machetto on

    Filatov can be had for a 4th round pick. I say make the deal, even though we won’t have a pick from 2-4.

    Defending the Boneheads: A Rangers Report

  21. You can bet the owners and Bettman will try to negotiate a lower cap next year, that would probably still be the main point of new CBA. It won’t be easy.

  22. Doodie Machetto on

    Can’t wait for the draft. On Friday, I think we should all post our ranking of the top 15 prospects in terms of value to the Rangers. That way, we can see if the Rangers picked well according to our own draft boards.

    For instance, being deep at defense, I would rank defensemen a bit lower than usual, but if a great player fell to me at 15 (someone like Dougie Hamilton who has been sliding down draft boards lately), I’d grab him.

  23. Doodie Machetto on

    I love Waseka. Honestly, it single-handedly keeps me from signing up from Twitter.

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  24. I love it, too. Because I don’t feel as if I have to put up a new post every time some minor news breaks …

  25. Doodie Machetto on

    Laurel, I need your e-mail address. I have a video of my dog playing hockey that I think you would like.

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  26. Doodie Machetto on

    So Detroit has made it known they are looking defensive defenseman and are willing to trade.

    Girardi and Grachev for Franzen?

  27. Doodie Machetto on

    I know, still fun to discuss nonetheless.

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  28. Hey have you ‘heads seen Game of Thrones? I saw it for the first time last night. AWESOME. I know we make Lord of the Rink jokes so maybe you guys like dragons, violence and nudity too.

  29. Doodie Machetto on

    Maple Leaves get a good assistant coach in Scott Gordon. Team USA work with Burke definitely played into that.

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  30. Defending the Core is the best blog ever. I like the 1 update a month format. Really intriguing.

  31. Yeah! It will be great to see Jags back in the NHL again…even if he isn’t a Ranger…just hope that he doesn’t sign with the Pens!

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  32. i would hate seeing Jagr in Pissburgh! I think he’ll fit great in Detroit playing with Datsyuk.

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  33. Doodie Machetto on

    Jagr is going to stay in Russia. All of this NHL talk is just a negotiating ploy. He’s not actually considering a return to North America.

  34. Eva Amurri! I forgot aboot her. She’s sort of disappeared since Californication!

    Brooklyn Decker has some nice natural gonzagas. The UK is loaded with big natural ones. Must come from the scones, and tea, or something!

    I’d love to see Jagr in Detroit too. I think they have more of a shot at winning the Cup than Pissburgh, or any other team that’s apparently interested in him.

    I don’t know if he’ll play with Datsyuk though.

  35. Doodie Machetto on

    Reunite Jagr with Gomez in Montreal. It worked great in NY.

    Defending the Boneheads: A Rangers Report

  36. “Jagr is going to stay in Russia. All of this NHL talk is just a negotiating ploy. He’s not actually considering a return to North America.”

    Defending Jagr’s stay in Russia: Doodie Jagr’s personal agent blog

    ;P

  37. It’s always good to have a Kennedy on your team. That family has a lot of money and political clout!

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  38. Uh Spider? Right player, wrong team.

    I don’t think Jagr would score 12 goals in the NHL next season. He’s better off staying in Russia. I thought he wanted to end his career in the Czech Republic.

  39. It’s smart. It’s a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And, I’m not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!

  40. It was only a matter of time before one of them died. I just expected it to be Steve-O that died.

  41. FYI in re the 2011-2012 schedule, I learned from my season ticket rep, both of the Rangers games in Europe to start the next season will be road games so that the Rangers will still have 41 home games at MSG.

    I’m assuming this was agreed to by all parties because MSG is not hosting any preseason games next season…

    Less than 4 Months until Opening Night!!!

  42. Yeah, it’s pretty amazing that he’s the first to go. I always thought it would be Steve-O too. Especially after watching his hilarious documentary with all of those clips of him sucking down that dust cleaner.

    Don’t drink and drive!

  43. Definitely don’t drink and drive. Certainly don’t post pictures of yourself drinking and then drive.

  44. Doodie Machetto on

    Sad about Dunn. Always liked him. Goodbye, Random Hero.

    Defending the Boneheads: A Rangers Report

  45. Doodie Machetto on

    Question: does Boogaard’s 1.6 million come off the books during the summer of once the season starts?

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  46. Doodie Machetto on

    that should read: during the summer OR once the season starts

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  47. Glad to know enough time has passed to ask that question. I have been wondering the same.

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  48. wicky(grating PIBG)© (Non visor wearing male, 26, holder of 5 LLPs!!) on

    Morning ILB and all!!

    welcome back carp!!

    doodie
    I’d do that trade in a minute!

    filitov for a 4th round might just be worth a shot, might just be waste of a 4th rounder!

    I wonder if you could trade drury or redden to a team below the cap floor?

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  49. wicky(grating PIBG)© (Non visor wearing male, 26, holder of 5 LLPs!!) on

    manny?

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  50. Doodie Machetto on

    Which players come onto the books during the summer? Obviously Redden, and I think pro-rated amounts for two-way guys, right? But what about guys like Erixon and McIlrath?

  51. wicky(grating PIBG)© (Non visor wearing male, 26, holder of 5 LLPs!!) on

    doodie
    great question!

    ILB
    retort?

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  52. Doodie Machetto on

    I think the RFA on our team that is going to be the most overpaid in terms of % of dollars is going to be Boyle. He’s going to cash in those 21 goals for 2 million, while everyone ignores the facts that 21 goals is way more than he has ever scored, that he didn’t do carcillo in the 2nd half of the season, and that he is just going to be our 4th line center next season. 1 million, tops, or let him walk.

  53. wicky(grating PIBG)© (Non visor wearing male, 26, holder of 5 LLPs!!) on

    Did Feds get signed yet?

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  54. You’re right about pro-rated two-way guys, Doodie. Both Erixon and McIlrath are on EL, two-way contracts. They need to make the team before their contracts count against the cap.

  55. Boyle has to learn to play his size! Don’t pay him until he learns to play big, screen goalies and bang home rebounds. I don’t want a 6’7″ europansy type fancy footed player.

  56. wicky(grating PIBG)© (Non visor wearing male, 26, holder of 5 LLPs!!) on

    I think boyle, in terms of attitude and work ethic, is exactly what you want out of a player. At this point, 2 million is acceptable IMHO (4 million is not). He fought shelley for crying out loud (yes he lost, but was willing)…enuff said!

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  57. wicky(grating PIBG)© (Non visor wearing male, 26, holder of 5 LLPs!!) on

    wasn’t boyle in the top 3 with hits on our team?

    Defending the Visor Wearers: A Francophone Blog

  58. wicky(grating PIBG)© (Non visor wearing male, 26, holder of 5 LLPs!!) on

    how much better would our PP have been if the coach would have put him out there in front of the goalie all the time (it is just a question, not an accusation)?

    I think it would have been better by a few goals at least.

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  59. wicky(grating PIBG)© (Non visor wearing male, 26, holder of 5 LLPs!!) on

    I must admit I like seeing the people wanting harder hits out of our boys…now you guys are getting it!!

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  60. wicky(grating PIBG)© (Non visor wearing male, 26, holder of 5 LLPs!!) on

    wow, minnesota has some interesting things going on…barker could be bought out (didn’t he play for the hawks before)..would anyone trade dubi for burns? I would…quickly…clutterbuck could be available…bouchard???

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  61. Doodie Machetto on

    “I think boyle, in terms of attitude and work ethic, is exactly what you want out of a player… He fought shelley for crying out loud (yes he lost, but was willing)…enuff said”

    So was Aaron Voros, who willingly fought (and lost to) anyone that stood in his way. Sorry, but we need to start moving beyond guys that just give effort and start getting players that give effort and have talent as well.

    Boyle was #1 in hits actually, but I’d rather him have half as many hits that are effective than his little hits that do nothing. He is one of the smallest big men I’ve ever seen.

    I think he is very easily replaceable. I’d much rather have a guy like Raffi Torres at that price.

  62. wicky(grating PIBG)© (Non visor wearing male, 26, holder of 5 LLPs!!) on

    anyone else think the flyers make a deal this week?

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  63. Boyle was a beast for the first 50 games last season, his breakout year…arguably, one of the best two-way players in the game during that stretch…I expect an even better season next year…

    Sign him…$1.5m per…get ‘er done…

  64. Doodie Machetto on

    Dubi for Burns in a second. No way Minnesota takes it though. He’s the only young defender they have who is worth a damn.

  65. wicky(grating PIBG)© (Non visor wearing male, 26, holder of 5 LLPs!!) on

    doodie
    valid points indeed and I would love to have torres (and his edge).

    (of course I’d love to have patrice cormier as well)

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  66. Doodie Machetto on

    “Boyle was a beast for the first 50 games last season, his breakout year”

    And totally invisible for the next 37.

  67. wicky(grating PIBG)© (Non visor wearing male, 26, holder of 5 LLPs!!) on

    doodie
    yep it would be more than just dubi, but I agree with you, done deal in a second!

    Defending the Visor Wearers: A Francophone Blog

  68. Boyle is an interesting problem. Assuming the Rangers get Richards or somebody else to be first line center that would make Boyle the 4th line center. As a 4th liner he probably won’t have the opportunity to score 21 goals again. Do you think that since he’s still young and improving and could possibly become a 30 goal scorer? If that’s the case, then what do you do with him? If he’s a potential 30 goal scorer you don’t put him on the 4th line. So, do you lowball him or do you trade him now that he has some value?

  69. It’s true. His hits are like dry humps. He needs to hit harder but most importantly get into that crease and have some brutality to his game! Score some hard nosed goals.

  70. wicky(grating PIBG)© (Non visor wearing male, 26, holder of 5 LLPs!!) on

    Not only is this boyle discussion making me thirsty, but it reminds me a whole helluva lot like the dubi one!

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  71. wicky(grating PIBG)© (Non visor wearing male, 26, holder of 5 LLPs!!) on

    boyle
    last year skating with underhill

    this year how to play with verbeek

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  72. I wouldn’t trade Boyle…especially after how he played last season…he was by far, the most improved player in the NHL last season!!

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  73. Good afternoon all! You guys are cracking me up with the blog names! And welcome back Carp!!

    Doodie, send me yours or get me through FB. I’m off handing out my address in public :)

  74. Who said trade Boyle!? No one is trading him! He will just want more money and we have to figure out what he’s worth. If Richards is here he will obviously be 4th line.

    I personally think he has to get MORE PHYSICAL (did I mention that 100 times yet?).

    Lord of the Rink: A hobbit blog.

  75. I would give Boyle another year before deciding what his real role is.

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  76. I’d love to see Boyler get meaner too! He’s too much of a teddy bear sometimes…

    Definitely could use his size and his strength better…I agree, Manny

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  77. wicky(grating PIBG)© (Non visor wearing male, 26, holder of 5 LLPs!!) on

    ok folks, starting my 4 days of hell (moving with 2 toddlers, nuff said). So lucky for you guys, I won’t be around much, but anyone that wants to come by and help, let me know!!

    later assens!

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  78. Hey, maybe I can meet Beuke again!

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  79. wicky(grating PIBG)© (Non visor wearing male, 26, holder of 5 LLPs!!) on

    way to suck me into a laurel mama!!

    New York (jk), a move to a new townhouse across town!

  80. wicky(grating PIBG)© (Non visor wearing male, 26, holder of 5 LLPs!!) on

    damn a double laurel (forgot my blog name) and thanks mama!

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  81. So since we need to spend up to the cap limit in order to get the most out of Drury’s LTIR number, anyone else want to see us bring Jagr back for the 1 year deal he wants? I’m assuming he won’t have 7.5 million like before, but for a 3-3.5 million, I’d take the guy back just for the hell of it. Can’t hurt the team, fans love him, Dubi loved playing with him, and guys like Anisimov could learn a ton from him.

    Now if Jagr things he’s getting 7 mil again, then f that, but if we’re going to spend the money, I’d rather it be on Jagr than some chump like Connelly, Arnott, Ryder, or Handzus.

  82. Gift of GAB-orik on

    Hey there ‘heads! Ahh summer time… draft soon, crazy spending spree also soon…. it’s quite the summer thus far….

    cap ceilings, cap floors, injured captains, buy-outs, rfa negotiations, summer workout updates, return of mdz?, who do we draft?, who do we trade for?, richards or no richards? return of jagr (?) where does avery fit, does avery fit, 86 number 86? line depth, team identity, beer-on healthy, krieder getting his education, opening in sweden, hank’s homecoming….. ok that’s enough for now.

  83. Also, Boyle WAS our 4th line center last year. Just so happened that him, Prust, and Feds had great chemistry so they got more ice time than most of our previous 4th lines (except the Betts/Orr/Hollweg love fest that Renney would put against top lines).

  84. I love Jagr! He’s my favorite player of all time. I would love to see him on the team, but I just don’t think he fits in anymore. There’s just no room. The direction this team’s going in, I can’t imagine any interest.

    Maybe Sather is interested, but Torts probably is not.

    Besides, we’re not winning the Cup next year, or the year after, and probably the year after that, so I’d rather see him on a contending team, like the Wings, Pens, etc, because he’s getting old, and if he returns to the NHL, it’s not going to be for long.

  85. As an unashamed Jagr fanboy, I would love him back on a one year deal. But, I have a feeling he’s going to want too much money and I’m sure there will be a team out there that’s willing to give him it.

  86. Gift of GAB-orik on

    Manny!

    I’m like the Wolski of this blog… I only show up some of the time.

  87. Gift of GAB-orik on

    I’ve been dropping by and reading… but not posting. I boycott when they force a hiatus on Carp. Though i still F5 it.

  88. I love Jags too! I always wanted him to come back to the Rangers. Does it make sense? Not really. He should have never left…

    It actually might take some pressure off Gaborik. At least we know that the PP would improve!

  89. HAha Woslki of this blog.

    Come back more often. You always add to the Humour (Brit. Spelling for LW)

  90. Hello Manny!

    Took a break from the blog but I’m going to start checking back in on a fairly regular basis now that the offseason hot stove is starting to heat up.

    Say YES to Richards (at no more than 4 years).
    Say YES to buying out Drury.
    Say YES to buying out Wolski.

  91. Boom Boom Bathgate on

    Thanks for the U.S. Open and golf primer, Carp. Some tidbits and trivia I uncovered:

    Besides the winner, Rory McIlroy, one other top-20 finisher from N. Irleland is Graeme McDowell, who finished in a five-way tie for 13th.

    Nine USA players finished in the top-20, so the foreign contingent has a strong presence. Top USA finishers were Kevin Chappell and Robert Garrigus who tied with two others for 3rd.

    Jason Day, yet to win a major this year, is quietly making a statement of possible future success by finishing tied for 2nd in this year’s Masters, and alone in 2nd place in this year’s U.S. Open.

    Charles Schwartzel, who won the Masters, showed up again in the U.S. Open, finishing in a two-way tie for 9th place.

    Other countries, besides N. Ireland, hitting the board with top-20 representation include: Australia, England, South Korea, Spain, South Africa, and Sweden. Wondering, by contrast, how the American contingent will do, competing in the European’s back yard at the British Open (hate that made for TV “The Open Championship” crap), next month.

    Glad so many here enjoyed it, and nice going Sam, for being in the middle of it all.

  92. Boom Boom Bathgate on

    Orr – you may be right about the Rangers not winning the Cup over the next three years, but I wouldn’t bet the ranch on that, because they/we will be a SERIOUS contender. With some astute off-season moves, trades and training camp promotions this club is going to be right in the thick of it. Then anything, including the luck factor, can happen. Had it not been for the Rome-Horton incident, does anyone think the Bruins would have found the force to come back and win it all? No one can say, for sure, but I think without that incident happening, Vancouver would have gone all the way. Momentum anyone? lol

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