Before & After: Vote for your favorite Rangers Blog playoff beardsurvey software
too funny. sallys beard is fierce!
tr! If I knew that this would get you to stop by, I would have done it weeks ago.
lol! im here a lot. keep the chatter to a minimum nowadays, lol.
which one is before and which one is after picture? LMFAO
we need your chatter, tr. don’t you know I get $1.50 per comment?
ahh! it went up from last year? way to go carp! lol
My votes for Wicky. Not only did he grow hair all over his face, but he somehow managed to change the color of his nose.
Vote for me if you like cookies!
well…to be honest Nasty 1’s beard looks the best out of all…
First guy looks like he had a decent head start!
And Manny…the only thing that got big on him is glasses! ;p
Noah, is that a bribe?
It’s reported that Sidney Crosby has been replaced by a cyborg. The cyborg is taking care of Crosby’s day-to-day activities, minus the hockey (they can’t teach it to skate with any skill) while Crosby and his team make preparations for what might be the biggest losing tactic they’ve come up with to date.
The actual Crosby is currently cryogenically frozen and scheduled to thaw in 2013 when upcoming hockey talent Nathan MacKinnon will be eligible for the NHL draft, an anonymous but reliable source says.
“The Penguins plan to tank their season prior to the draft in order to gain the top pick,” says the source. “Although the number one pick is technically a lottery, we all know the league has favored the Penguins (in the past), and will do so again. It’s just vital for them to finish in the bottom 2 or 3 to not arise suspicion.”
When asked how the Penguins think they could get away with such a tactic he had this to say: “Well, they’ve done it before (the tanking) and it seemed to work just fine to get Super Mario and Sid the Kid. The cyborg-bit to keep Sid out of play and young in his frozen state is new, but you gotta love technology. They’ve got every detail down with the replacement, and nobody, I mean nobody, not even his mother—can tell.”
The source continued, “I know it seems far-fetched, but believe you me, it’s already happened. Sid and Nathan will be line mates in just a couple of years. To think the front office never would have thought of this if Sid didn’t get injured. That concussion is the best thing that’s ever happened.”
cheeseburger on wheat toast
Are bribes allowed? If so…yes.
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Good evening, Carp!
THANKS! But you cropped my picture! The original is much better:
It’s gotta be Buckaroo Club.
What’s the winner get anyway?
Just to vent real quick on Versus. Can’t they have an over-flow channel for the earlier rounds of the playoffs, so I can switch between games, without just having to see the last 15 minutes of the late game start? The “late” game starts tonight at 8, and is probably on NHL Network.
I don’t get the NHL Network, because Cablevision gets enough of my money, and I think it’s a joke you should have to pay extra for that channel anyway.
Nasty – those look like exactly the same pictures from two years ago. Well done sir!
So there really is a Sally !! Is there really a Carp?
I get better looking every year !
I’m done with grad school!!! Wooo!!! I’m done! I’m done! I’m done!!!
I’m gonna go dance my way down to the pub and buy my beard a beer!
Joe Mich has no room in that little spot between the benches. If we’re lucky, maybe he’ll get stuck there for a long time.
several good beards. Can I vote more than once?
Noah, what kind of cookies? lol
Congrats Sally !!
CCCP – I might have had a decent head start… but so did Paul Mara :)
Paul Mara was born with a beard. Legend has it, he shaves his face every eight hours. He does the eyelids, lips, forehead, everything!
Manny Manny Manny you cold thumb suckin
Lookin for you, but you keep duckin
I wanna find you, I gotta tell you somethin
So just be quiet and don’t say NUTTIN
Manny Manny Manny why you out there stuntin?
Supposed to be with me, but not you’re FRONTIN
We started out new, you used to be true
Now you’re buggin, what’s wrong with you?
“Manny, Manny..”WHY YA BUGGIN?
“Manny, Manny..”I NEED YA HUGGIN
Hartnell is a d-bag
everybodys made of clay,thats what they used to say..
post cinco sombrero
Wings blow a three goal lead. Wow! Sharks can’t be stopped!
Very unusual for the Wings to give up a 3 goal lead – looks like the Sharks are in their heads now..
Fire Holland!! I’ve been saying it all along!
obviously before is on the right and after is on the left. I was far better looking at the beginning of the contest!!
Congrats, Sally!!!!! Sorry about cropping out the gloves.
How the non-smoking going, Tony? You look a lot younger since you stopped.
congrats on the joining the masters club!!
keep strong, no cigs!
I hope gravity takes over on the voting!!
Very early in the polling, wick. I think we’ll have voting through Monday. Maybe you should try some bribes.
try?? Didn’t you get the check I referenced last thread??
I was just getting tired of sleeping in the doghouse!
hope we don’t have any dangling chads
CRAPPY play by Boston to give up that tying goal!
Fugg! I was hoping for some OT action!
back to work, later assens..rock the vote!!!
absolutely SICK pressure by Wings! SJ is giving Detroit second life here
Abdelkader was abdelkaded by Clowe.
I wonder if he’ll get fined for that.
That was crazy pressure by Detroit. And what an overall play on the GWG. If SJS don’t win Game 5 at home, well, that doesn’t bode well for them.
Well, Detroit staved off elimination tonight – let’s hope Philthy doesn’t do the same…...
Detroit is just so entertaining to watch.
Anybody notice Laviolette got fatter since taking the job with Philthy??
Must be all those greasy cheesestakes…
Hello all. I assure you that those are brand new pics for this years playoffs. My wife can attest to that, as she wanted to make me sleep in the basement because of it.
Man, I feel that if the rangers could have some how mad it through to the second round, that we could have put up more of a fight than some of the teams we have seen.
LET’S GO Bs! PHILLY CANNOT WIN THE CUP!!!!
“12) I’d love to know who came up with the stick salute, because it’s one of the coolest things in sports.”
It’s a European thing. I think Kasparaitas brought it to the Rangers after the lockout. When he pretty much got kicked off the team for being too fat, I heard Dubinsky suggested they keep it.
Thank you fans!
Let’s Go Bruins!
Don’t sit on a one goal lead! You’re in Boston fer cripes sake. Get some insurance!
lets go bruins put the flyers out of their misery
I’ve been thinking the same thing, Olga – Bruins are just sitting back and letting Philly come at them in waves…...that is a proven way to lose games!
Wowie!! Bad play by Philly – 2 on zero score!
That’s the way!!!!!!!!!
Laviolette to Trainer:
“Start packing the Bus”
Buh bye Flys!
How important has Horton been for the B’s!
Where did this Horton guy come from?
Laviolette to the trainer. “2 buses back, one to Pats and one to Genos. Half the wait.”
CHOKE ON THAT BABY! BABOOM!!!
Game, Set, Match!
Well, that’s officially the end of Philthy for this season!
Put another one in!
Kate Smith and Lauren Hart have sung their last for this season!!
Tampa/Boston will be a good series. The muscle and grinding of Boston against the speed of Tampa. If Tampa can gain the zone and create plays and continue to click on their PP, they will win that series.
Are those two Bergerons related, I wonder? If so, they’ll be playing each other like the Staals…
lol @ Whoville
Horton was traded last year by the Panthers to Boston
i voted for sally, but damn that was funny pic wicky!!
HOW SWEEP IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Revenge better served with a broom!
I’m almost positive they aren’t related.
Thanks for the Horton answer, 3CP – seems like he wasn’t playing that much during the regular season, but I may have just missed hearing his name.
He’s quite the important player in these playoffs, though!
whos buckaroo club??
OK, Latona – I was just wondering…..might have been interesting. Boston’s Bergeron got his bell rung in this game and did not return though, so who knows what shape he’ll be in for the next series.
ok so now that Bruins kicked out Flys it’s time to root against them lol
LETS GO BOLTS!
exactly, CCCP. GO BOLTS
Any team that can eliminate Montreal and Philly in the same playoffs season is OK in my book.
Besides it makes Tiki’s brain squirm…
Now now, Olga – play nice!! ;-D
I think it’s ok to root for the Bruins, you gotta respect Lucic and Timmy Thomas.
I’m torn between Boston and Tampa.
It’s a win/win for me.
I’d love to see Boston vs San Jose though. Really any team that makes it to the Final will be an awesome series.
At this point I really dont care who wins it all
I’m happy it wont be any of the mickeymouse clubs
It would be cool to see Roloson get another crack at the Cup Final. I think he was injured in game 1 in 2006 when he was with the Oilers.
Check out the game winning goal the backup gave in that game. One of the softest goals in playoff history. It must have killed Roloson.
nobody else wants it?
Sally appears to have become Stan Fischler and I think Nasty should be tested for performance enhancing Woolly Willy.
Good morning, ‘heads!
Arrived upstate late last night and watched the games on DVR. Went to bed at 1ish and had to wake up at 6 – can’t miss early morning spring bass fishing. I know, tough life.
Good games last night. Very consistent series by Philadelphia, don’t you think? I mean, they only used two goaltenders….And I think Laviolette did a great job of giving both of them equal TOI, so that they both can get playoff experience. Geez, get a real goalie, Holmgren!
Detroit is still on life support. And I think they’ll be done in 5. Sharks are very strong this year.
The beard contest is priceless.
Wicky, none of these pictures look like you in real life. Although, the one after is very close.
Sally, congrats! Done, eh? Now you can shave.
Tony- are you from Brooklyn?
Manny- if it was the bi-annual glasses contest, you’d win hands down
Noah and Nasty look very much alike, but one of them doesn’t smile much…
Who is Buckaroo Club?
LW3H- wow! I didn’t think one could for more than two days without shaving in England!
Great job, everyone.
i voted for buckaroo cause he looks like Mara even though i never seen any of his posts..and its a real beard …2nd would have been Nasty’s beard
Buckaroo Club! Look at that beard!
I’m not smiling in my pic because it was immediately after we were eliminated.
And while this contest is in honor of one Paul Mara, let’s remember the day he got the best of Patrick Kaleta, that dirty piece of Carcillo.
Morning ILB and all!!
hope you landed an big one, and yes, I’m much larger in person (lol)!
Yes, I can’t remember why I wasn’t smiling. It was one of three reasons…....So many laurels from the bag lady, something LW had posted (I kid, I kid), or the serious lack of a crease clearing D man!!
I’ll be the first to admit that I am a huge denis leary fan and as much as I love denis leary I hate michael moore even more. that is why this is hilarious to me from twitter..
denisleary Denis Leary
Michael Moore thinks we should have captured Bin Laden. Yeah – like he was a fuggin (I changed the previous word for the blog’s sake) butterfly.
denisleary Denis Leary
Hey Mike – do us a favor – capture a salad.