Hi. It’s Carp. Sort of.

I’m not really here. I’m writing this on Sunday to appear on Thursday, because I’m not supposed to post anything this week. So, as I write this, I don’t know how the Rangers did in Detroit.

Of course, as you read this, I know what the Rangers did in Detroit, and I know everything that’s transpired since then. But I can’t write about it because it’s Sunday, even though it’s Thursday.

Who’s on first?

Confused enough.

Talk amongst yourselves. I’ll be back soon.