… and time for the feats of strength. Not to be confused with Rex Ryan’s feets of strength.
Yamahama.
It’s a special Festivus night Rangers game at MSG, vs. the Lightnings.
Mats Zuccarello makes his NHL debut in place of Marian Gaborik (groin). Derek Boogaard (shoulder/headaches) remains out, along with Michael Del Zotto (stomach virus), Ryan Callahan (broken hand), Vinny Prospal (knee). So nobody gets prucha’d tonight, not even Matt Gilroy or Todd White.
It’s another Festivus miracle!
Looks like the Hobbit will play on the new No. 1 line with Dubinsky and Stepan.
Lundqvist starts in goal.
Tough day across the bridge for the noted face-painter David Puddy’s team.
Happy Festivus!

507 Comments
first? YES!
BAZIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! GO RANGERS!!!
DAMN!! took that extra second to read….. byfuglien.
I dont believe this. Where was Izzy? Damn it!
REPOST:
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs473.ash2/74663_480296463428_514073428_5972828_1195779_n.jpg
Looking forward to the Rangers’ feats of strength!
And hoping I can find a working link tonight…
thanks for the warning carp, i posted like 3 times and was sitting there wondering where everyone went lol
Bull dog, left you a message on the previous post lol
Good job, Gab. Great photo.
Good evening, Sally!
LETS GO RANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
their feat of strength will be a victory for the masses of Boneheads and Blueshirt bastids lol
Congrats NYR!! is this your first first?
we may have some special company dropping by on the blog tonight folks!
Thanks, Linda! Nope had a few before this ;) Sorry Gab, great pic!
Linda, I am already here ;)
skill set, we should be hearing that a lot tonight eh??
and how many times will we see the picture of mdz and stamkos on the same team???
Put a sawbuck on Captain Nemo in the third at Belmont.
i love you Sally lol
Any Prustbyterians here tonight?
maybe two more special guests Sassy!
yikes, those are some horribly taken photos of the lightning top guys lol
http://channelsurfing.net/watch-nhl-5.html
Cross yer fingers?
I BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!
Zooooooooooooook!
just practicing :)~
haha… prustbyterians. Nice.
grievance- not seeing the video of evander kane knocking out matt cooke last year sooner. Wow.
Zucca’s feat of strength will be a Gordie Howe hat trick lol
Can’t claim the photo as mine, pulled it from facebook… yet had to share it with you all!
GAB!!!!!!! how did you miss that??? lmao, i think it was posted here every day for about 4 days lol, plus all over FB!! that trickster amanda! LOL
lol Sally! Im glad you like my definition of a Jaromir!!!!
Let’s hope Zucca to Dubi is a recurring theme tonight!!!!!
LGR! WE WANT THE CUP! WE WANT THE CUP! WE WANT THE CUP!
First HD game on ATT U-Verse tonight….LETS GET IT!!!! Carp, did you get my latest email?
I have no idea… apparently i just crawled out from under a rock! Well I made amends, and now memory of that video will make me smile.
Is the great Clinton joining us tonight??!! Or your daughter, Linda??!!!
Merry Christmas to all fellow Ranger fans.
I’m looking forward to watching the game here at work before I head to the airport.
It is feeling like a five goal night to me. Im kind of excited to watch MZA and see what he’s got.
TOMB!!!
hope we see a victory tonight, and that you have a safe, uneventful flight!
Happy Festivus everyone!!! Has everybody aired their grievances already? Ready for the game!
wow, seems like all our ‘Heads are making their way to the Festivus Blog tonight.
MZA is a mudder, his father was a mudder, his*mother* was a mudder.
I always make it on game day if there’s an internet connection while I’m watching. ;)
Hi Linda!
we must always make sure you have that spider!
if maclean stayed with the devils all season, he’d have looked like Jacquewagon by the end of the year
hi tiki
IT IS TIME!!!!!!!!!
GO TIME!!!!!
WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
sorry ive been away for the holidays but id NEVER miss a Rangers game!!!!!
ZUCCO ZUCCO ZUCOO!!!!!
GO boys , lets make sum NOISE!!!!!!
Hi Tiki and Linda!!!!!
Here’s hoping this is the Rangers broadcast…
It’s on like Donkey Kong in a thong!
wait…. oh nevermind.
{{{{GREGGY}}}}
Hey Linda!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice shot of Joe and Sam with Stan Fischler there.
Joe, that’s what the WIVES are supposed to do lol
lmao stan fischler
THE FUTURE IS NOW on our top line! I hope Zucca has a good game!!
lol how many penalties do we get tonight???
game blacked out for me, damn buffalo game
depends on who the refs are, linda. Bill McCreary and we can expect a Christmas present of 150 penalties tonight!
I am here!!! LGR!!!!! I am a Prustby!!!!
Bah, it’s a TB broadcast. Lemme know if anyone finds a Rangers one?
LET’S GO RANGERS!!!
i got these two idiot Lightning announcers. All Ill hear tonight is about the referees from these two bouches! UGH!
Dont you all hate those that whine about referees constantly? :)
Sally
http://atdhe.net/31325/watch-tampa-bay-lightning-vs-new-york-rangers
My prediction….4-1 win
Dublowsky, MZA, Boyle and Frolov score
For the record, this loss would ruin my Christmas!
MAMA!!!!
How’s Mama’s Mama?!!!
Sorry I havent talked to you in a while. Very busy, recently!
ZUCCA LUCCA Hi Mekka Hiney Ho.
lmao ORR!! you’re gettin nothing for christmas!!
OY! Using an old computer so it’s gonna be touch and go on the blog, and I have to leave after the first anyway. To the radio!
what a rockin version of Jingle Bells that was
I think we should show MZA solidarity. ^
Wow!
Boooooooo.
Nice giveaway….
I told you all! St Louis owns Hank and NYR.
thats not a goal that should be given up. LQ was totally fooled; didnt even move.
you got it spider
UGH!
Is the Wade a new name for a longtime blog member?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
oy that was not fun
Wade, thanks… I’m at work and the comp here can’t play that. Grr.
Nope, Spider, I’ve read for a long time, but don’t really post often.
Yamahama!
Rozi makes me feel like I have the stomach flu.
Wade,you did post somewhat ‘regularly’ lol
ZUCCO ZUCCO!!!!!
Good shift for the number one-aasen line.
these Lightning idiots are calling Stepan…..step AHN…very frustrating
Like once in a blue moon, Linda hahaha
damnit hockeystreams!
GREG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao Wade, it was more that that!!
And there’s Rozsival, the number one assen
Twice in a blue moon? lol
grievance: TURNOVERS!!!!!!!!!!
twice a week i’d say lol
Tiki – Like step-AAN? step-AHN would be close to right
I will say this about the Lightning guys…theyve already said more about the Rangers than Sam and Joe ever do.
Ive already heard about Boyle, Prust, and Zucca and what theyve done elsewhere and what they bring to the Rangers.
Sam and Joe could learn a thing about actually delivering hockey knowledge to the viewers rather than stupidity and “he’s skating” or “theyre skating”
quit chuckin my wooooooooood
Well, Orr, the Lightning got their 1. Now it’s time for the Rangers to get their 4. I believe in your predictions, Orr. I believe.
RANGERS!!!!!!!!!
Boy I sure like Zucco!!! In xbox you colloect hockey cards and I have like 12 Zuccos!!! I buy em for $200 pucks and sell ‘em for 5000 to others who look for his card!! Im scooping up the pay outs on Zuccorelloooooo!!!!!! I love Zucoo!!!!
Spider – what Ive heard all year from Sam and Joe is STEP-ahn. These guys are emphasizing the second syllable of Stepan.
todd white
wow what a pass by Zuccooooooo!!!
oy pinga
lol all i can think about is the chat last night on BB, with the #5 “candyass’ jersey
Tiki – Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. A few people have been emphasizing the second one. I don’t even know what’s right yet. I thought Sam & Joe started with Step-ON the first time I heard it differently from something like Stepen.
a feeder system…
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
is dan ellis going to complain about Prust being too fancy and not showing him any respect?
Stupid Dubi, missing out on a chance for the first Aasensist.
Apparently I lied. I’m getting outta work way early. Talk to yous laters, ‘heads!
i still cant believe Hank was just a statue on that quick release shot by Louis. Very frustrating.
later Sally!
Hey everyone!
I’m finally back….Let’s go Rangers!!! Just got on…how’s Zucca doing?
Fedex
Yeah Baby!!!!!
GOAL> LETS GO
Fedatenko!
no prob tiki :) mama’s mama is good! while she chills from long ride and reads, i get to watch game! I have the best mama!
and happy festivus goal!!!!!!
Damn! I was going to say Fedetenko was going to score but decided to go with Froload.
Oh well! Weeeee!
FROLOAD!
FEDOTENKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, and the Lightning guys are predictably not yelling over our goal.
Take notes on how to actually commentate, Sam and Joe. NOTE 1: You dont yell for opposing team’s goals.
Frolov!
{{{{{{FOZZY}}}}}}
Festivustenko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
FROLOV!!!
Wooooooooooooohooooooooooo!!!
Game on!!!
WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lets go RANGERS!!!!!!!!!!
WOW TWO GOALS! Glad I got to see them. Gotta go!
Maybe we should go back to -tenko from preseason. Froggins too!
Frolov!!
HOLY HARTNELL!!!!!!
EC needs to score so I feel safe.
EC is the Rangers condom.
holy ship FRIGGINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frolov has been very good the last half dozen games.
Lmao ORR
What a turnaround
Fozzy , Zucco is a beast , well a small beast but hes is doing goood. Nice to see ya Fozzy!!!!
see fozzy, you come back and we’re gettin the goals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fed, Fro, Festivus?
Wow, I must be goood luck!! Two goals in 12 seconds??? Woo Hoo!
LMFAO @ Rangers condom!!!!!!
Im pretty sure HARTNELLING isnt HOLY!
Our FOZZY BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aww, Sally has left us to be with her Jaromir :)
fozzy, leave and come right back lol!!
so good to have you back girl!
oh good, the refs finally found their whistles
there could have been 3 or 4 hooking calls already on Tampa
And Fozzy returns, i
And Fozzy returns, its a festivus hat trick!
Higgins scores for the Panthers
Frolov scores for the Rangers
Earth explodes
Thanks Greg! I turned it on at the right time! It’s a Festivus miracle!!
Awsome game!!!
...umm im starting to think that Tiki is Cr9 /Tim.
Go Rangersss!!!!
HOLY FOZZY!!!!!! Yay!!!!
are you kidding Orr???
No flies on you Greg :)
MZA shouldn’t be shy. He needs to rip a few shots.
lol CT!! :)
Dru padding his block shots total.
Michio Kaku is gonna do a science channel special on the ramifications of that Orr
Seriously, Lin, he scored.
It really is unbelievable.
Holy Hartnell Mama!! They’re loookin’ good!!
TB defense is not good.
the feats of strength are beyond miraculous eh Orr
nice shot of the corner and someones skate… good going
lol look at that…...5 crease-clearing defensemen!!!!!! Wicky…are you seeing this??!?!?
Isles beating Devs 3-0. Bwaha! Welcome back Jerk Lemary.
hahahaha…3-0 Isles vs. Devils
Haha Lemaire was brought back to ensure the Devils finish bottom 3
Welcome back, FOZZY!! ♥ you!
Wow, Greg, took you this long to figure that out!!!!!! :)
mm boyle gettin FEISTY!!!!!!!!!!!!
excellent Craig!
Tiki is Tim? Hi Tim, it’s CJ!
Haha good one Craig!!! Wesa clearing the crease ….ahhhh feels good to be good!!!
Rex Ryan’s Christmas stocking must be his wife’s sock. The stocking stuffers are probably all foot related gifts.
lmao ORR! he’s gonna open a chain of Mani PEDI spas lol
CJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You Hartnelling Bastage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love you buddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome back!!!!
Thanks Tiki! <3
and missd you all!
Yo Cr9 , Ive been gone for a bit so I never had a chance to put 2 and 2 together. I kinda remember tiki being yer dog though.
Go Rangerssss!!!!
I just have one question: Hasn’t Jacquewagon been watching hockey this year? Doesn’t he know what he’s getting into?
Happy Festivus everyone. And a special Feetivus shout out to Rex Ryan.
Rex “dr. scholls’ Ryan
If Zuccarello doesnt work out… he should open up an italian restaurant?
Lemaire must be broke. Or maybe it’s a Mighty Ducks scenario. He got caught with a prostitute, and now they’re forcing him to coach a bad team.
Higgins scores twice! Time for Friggins to keep pace.
lou lams signs kovalupchuken for a zillion dollars, and they fire the coach lol
omg Blue, 2012 coming early
Ahahaha Linda… His job as a coach is perfect… considering he loves “Athlete’s foot” :)
My prediction has been crushed.
what a pass by Louis. Wow. Wow.
Nice pass by Girardi
grievance: Stamkos
Craig none of this would have happened if the team just TOED the line
candyaasen lol
Lecavalier’s confidence must be shattered every time Stamkos scores.
It’s like in Toy Story. Lecavalier is Woody, and Stamkos is Buzz Lightyear, and the Bolts are the rest of the toys, and they want to be around Buzz 24/7.
I guess Yzerman is Andy.
OMG, I cant take anymore of these Rex Ryan jokes. How about some Bill Belichick jokes?
He cheated on his wife; cheated the game of football, cheated superstition by wearing his red hoodie in Super Bowl XLII after wearing a gray one all season.
BILL BELICHICK JOKES!!!
I tell ya Linda… it’s a game of feet…
Can we PLEASE stop with the turnovers?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME!
You know who’s a babe? Emmy Rossum. Wow! Babe!
tiki, noone really cares about the patriots right now, and this foot thing is too funny
Can I ask where was Staal going and leaving Stamkos?
hehe Craig!
http://www.secsportsfan.com/images/bill_belichick.jpg
Hell no! I love the Rex Ryan jokes.
Although, every time I clip my toe nails from now on, I’ll be thinking of Rex Ryan saying “Do it slow, slooow”
Grievance———- F Torts he has officially NUETERED Aves
Bill Beeeeeeeeelicheek! “I mis-interpreted the rules!”
http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/bill-belichick-042909-lg.jpg
He looks like the Grinch.
Bill Belichick knows how to treat a mistress.
http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2007/02/07/bill-belichick-knows-how-to-treat-a-mistress/
Grievance——— Am sick of Joe saying how good the power play looks and they dont score
Rex should be our assistant coach…I’ll bet he loves Jam…
Rangers really didn’t put the right foot forward with the turnovers there.
Just an observation———Mike Sullivan has no clue as a PP coach
Okay, I made it home!
Fozzy!!! I’m so happy you’re here too!
Meanwhile, Devils are making the Islanders look like the Red Wings. Crowd at the Rock is booing every time they touch the puck. Poor Chico. Time for NJ to just fold up shop and end it.
a statue dedicated to Bill Belichick
http://s3.hubimg.com/u/3084398_f260.jpg
ORR, thanks for the image.
I am in fear of Torts’ tie tonight, and have a serious grievance with it
Joe wouldnt know what a good power play looks like. He only knows what a good D*ck Butkus looks like.
welcome back Sally! bonehead babes are in the house tonight!
Sally’s back!!!
Man I gotta go enjoy holiday cheer with some people soon hope they play the game at place I’m going to, we are the hhometown of Jessiman.
have a good time CT, hope they have the game on for ya!
good luck CT!
Kurt, is THAT what Sully does? Sheesh, we’ve been trying to figure that out for 2 years lol! I thought he just picked out torts ties and talked to gianone between periods! He’s a younger version of Perry Pearn…....sigh
he looks like Harry Potter??? Daves hittin the eggnog early
Dave having “adult beverages”.
Here we go with the Sam and Joe wave of sympathy
LOL CJ!
Hi Sally!!!! How the heck are ya???
Ohh, you have to be kidding me!
Great effort!!
I had my Cally jersey on today at WalMart (yes I will have it professionally cleaned), and some guy actually came up to me and said “EXCELLENT JERSEY”
daaaaaaaaaaayum
Grr lost the feed.
I cant believe how many shorthanded goals we’ve gotten this year and how many shorthanded opportunities we’ve gotten. More than in years past.
i wonder if friggins would have found that puck on the spinarama
Fozzy, I’m good! Really excited about having a few days off. How are you doing?
Stupid Blowzy! Shoot!
This is big. NYR needs to win this faceoff.
Sally – Is Gomer’s eye continuing to get better?
That was a waste.
That was a nice pass by Zucca from behind the net.
Doing well Sally…enjoy those days off! They go so fast! But at least May will be here before you know it!!!!
good shifts back to back
Man, this is like a Festivus dinner, with almost all the Boneheads in attendance.
Happy Holidays, all.
And a special Welcome Back to Fozzy! Hang in there, kid.
Frolov, Higgins, and Gomez all score goals tonight.
Unreal!
wheres C3 and Izzy and Olga and nora and krisy and kaspar and pavel and staal and…etc…etc
LMAO thats the song on my CHristmas card from nora lol
Don’t forget Mako.
I’m starting to wonder if I have Olga-itus, and Mako was just an imaginary friend, and doesn’t really exist.
GO RANGERSSSS!!!
GO BONEHEAD Babes!!!!
wohoooooooooooo wesa gonna winna!!!!
oh i know where Mako is lol
Thanks so much Carp! We’re doing it one day at a time!!! :)
Noe if we ciuld get a goal here!!
HEY! I just learned that my younger brother is at the game tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
frehleying hockeystreams!!!!!!!!!!!!!! damnit to hell,
what happened to lecavalier? he looks so average now….
he got old miked lol
Carp, are you at the game?
Would you like to meet my younger brother?
Like I said before, Miked, Stamkos ruined his confidence. He’s not the star of the team anymore.
He really does look average.
Fozzy, let’s hope you’re right! Anyways, I’m really glad you’re back.
Tiki, he’s definitely getting better, thanks! Definitely not 100%, but getting back to his normal level of pathetic :)
jiggity jig
Sally, quit calling Gomez pathetic :) It’s not his fault he’s a stupidhead :)
Lindaasen lol. nice addition to name
Zucco is so tiny .
imagine how average lecavlier would look if he was a ranger?
spider suggested we honor his first game, then spider left lol
4-1 Isles
Lemaire just suffered a heart attack, apparently.
john maclean broke Niklas Sundstroms wrist (or was it his arm). I feel badly for anyone losing their job before Christmas, but ….... hmmmmmmm
Man, Prust-Boyle-Feds, such a meat and potatoes line
or potahtoes if you prefer
AVERAGE
Does everybody still think Staal and Girardi should play as a pair?
rex ryan loves potaTOES
“rex ryan loves potaTOES”
Now that’s funny! :)
Yeah, Lecav looks average
he lives
I like my new Name.
Someone should tell the Garden crowd that “The Walking Dead” season finale was a few weeks ago, so they can quit their zombie tribute, and try and get loud.
Orr! The Garden crowd is just acting like Drury
and will Avery score a goal sometime soon? I got an Avery jersey for Xmas, hope it didn’t jinx him
Haha! But confused and pathetic are the only emotions he has!
Rex Ryan’s finds himself strangely teased and excited by Jonathan Toews.
Aves can only score with hookers, not pucks.
MZA vs. Vinny in front of the net = Not a fair matchup
this is utter bush-league
Someone needs to drop the gloves
Wouldve been nice if Staal and Garardi werent on their knees like a $5.00 hooker from Flushing Ave and 1 of them were in front
whoever hockeystreams is getting their stream of this game from, they should get a damned refund
NYR, digging the name! Not so digging the score….:( come on boys!!!!!!
This Saint Lewis dude is startin to piss me off!
didn’t know elisha cuthbert was a hooker….
well she was a porn star in that one movie…...
aw ORR, and I was so proud of you earlier today. sigh
Horrible finish to the period.
yay for the gomer!
Elisha is a hockey hooker. A hocker
Sam should crazyglue Joe`s mouth. He reminds me of the janitor in high school the guy talked so much BS ya wanna beat him like a red headed step child
hocker. ha!
and i hope Zuccarelo scores a flashy goal so St. Louis can cry about it after the game.
NYR_FAASEN
Vinny did like a subtle stop and go, stopped in the high slot then dropped low in front of the net. MZA stayed with him and I’m thinking ‘good job’. Then he just let him go.
lol miked, him and ellis
eesh i just had to mute al. i wonder if he’s gonna tell this guy he’s playing goal
Grievace: FIRE SATHER!
Grievance: Misspelling.
FIRE OLGA!!!
Olga, I hear they hate us….
It made my day. :)
don’t count me in that ‘they’ you guys make me laugh
It’s a Festivus Miracle!
Nobody hates the Folkyerselfs! The Folkyerselfs are family!
and a Holiday FIRE SATHER to you, my Linda!!!
JINGLE HIS BELLS AND FIRE SATHER to you my dear Olga
lol @ “you guys”
ya liked that eh dde lol
they each have their own personality! I hope slatsko stops by
it sounded like sam said the guys was ‘screaming lundqvist’
TB commentators: Zuccarelli with a shot
Dubi’s having a rough night
eesh ‘our future is now’ line better put up a goal!! lets go Rangers
I think Dubi is just intimidated by having his most gorgeous man, Sally, watching him tonight.
zuccarello hAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD to the net
Gilroy has been much more efficient in every facet than MDZ
man if Joe just recognized one quarter of the good plays OUR guys make, it might make the pain of listening to him a bit more to bear
I wish Mother was here for the Holidays.
i know for certain Sally is a woman
{{{{slatsko}}}}
Tik, did you just call Sally a man?
If Tampa scores again, you just might hear from her yet….
lol orr i had to read it 3 times
lol Linda. I was wondering what the Byfuglien you were talking about…
that should have read “most gorgeous fan”
I could see that, Tiki
has drury even recorded a point since his return?
yes, he has one or two assists
Ha! That’s exactly what I did. I read it three times, then typed my comment, and went back to read it again.
lmao me too Orr, read it again after your post lol
Dreary has an ass tonight, for two ass’ this season.
Does anyone know what I can do with all my scrap metal?
lmao I didn’t catch that
We need a goal now!!!!
Olga , nobody really hates your family ( cant believe im talking to a skitzo ) I can only speak for myself. I hate Ranger bashers. period. To rant over and over and over about firing the mananment is as weak as calling the ice a fault.
scrap metal, every time i read that, i think of Fingers Metal Shop from back in the day on wbab
im an idiot, i hope sally doesnt see that :)
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
HOLY **** what a move!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPP
STEPAN!
damn damn i’m still at commercial break lol
OMG WOW!!!!
wohooooooooooooooooo!!!
im loving my Rangersssss!!!
phewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! STEPPERS!!!!!!
Three game goal streak for Step-On?
stepan! what a beauty!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY HEY HEY!!!!!!
Holy carcillo what a goal
HOLY CRAP CRAP CRAP!
Linda : CHING CHING
James G: BLING BLING
ZUCCOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Stepan is perty good too : )
greg, well said…we dont hate anyone…not funny is a better term…does NOT imply hate…dubikiss for olga…xoxo …..what a pass by DUBI!!!
Is that mao as in lmao? Except you’re not laughing…
Tik, can you tell your little brother to concuss Dancing Larry?
STFU JOE!!! he’s got some drury in him…...OMG ARE YOU KIDDING?
LMAO! Look at the size difference between Hedman and MZA. When they go out to clubs together, everyone must think Hedman is his dad.
leonard skinnard
Olga, when you guys say LMAO..i always feel you are saying “love mao” ...makes me feel good… xoxo….that ZUUC look was classic!!
lmao @ his dad!!!! i wonder if MZA gets carded to get into r rated movies lol
and sure enough the feed craps out again
I wonder if he is legally allowed to ride roller coasters.
He might not even be big enough for the teacup ride.
oh man, it would be great to see him next to one of those “YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO GET ON THIS RIDE” thingies
BELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZ!!!!
it would be hilarious if this goes to shoot out and MZA does something fancy and pisses Ellis off
1 pernt 4 sher
drury goes in front…... well, we wanted bodies in front
Linda – Are you flaunting your hot aasen with the new name?! :) By the way, ive just told Krisi our secret! :)
Seriously, who picks Torts’ ties? That thing is HIDEOUS with his shirt!
Bwaha! Check out this picture of MZA on a horse. He looks too happy!
http://i52.tinypic.com/zj8ebc.jpg
what secret?
TB commentators just said ” lady liberty is on the rangers’ third jerseys”. Uhhh…someone remind them this isn’t the late 90s.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
damn you orr that scared the crap outta me
It was a mistype Sally. :very sorry:
LOL! Willow was one scary bastard.
Plz no shoot out please no shoot out.
torts looks like a candy cane
anisimov is strong, like bull
Wasn’t that interference on MZA? What the fugg?
is Nate related to Josh??
Nate is 26 too. Bwaha!
We don’t have our worst shooter in the shootout.
i still have 19.3to go in the ot lol
EC, ANI and Zucca?
Firetruck and fire the truck this shoot out senario .The system is for the birds.
Haha… you don’t have to apologize, I think it’s pretty funny!
I kinda can’t handle the adorableness of Dubi and Zucca sitting next to each other.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO shoot out!!!!!
Aww come on buttman , fix this stuiped skills event!!!!
we have good players at the shoot out but still.
sally, imagine them in buddy holly glasses
MZA as the third shooter. A lot of pressure.
omg zuccoooooooooo!!! he gets a try!!?? wow this thing may not be so bad afterall!!!
Adam Hall in the shootout? Uh oh. That’s a goal.
really orr???
I say all three score.
adam hall monitor.
FIM…... A personal favorite of our favorite NY Jets coach…. ahahahaha
EC! Wee
sssssssssswwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttt
EC scores, we win! Game over
well, that was nice….
EC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He’s CHRIST!!!! ENSEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Craig, you’re a step ahead of everyone tonite
Fugg! That erases the condom’s goal.
christensen pulled a riberio
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too many moves by Steppy
this guy is worth it just for the shoot outs
I told you Hall would score
adam hall….
really henrik? really?
WEEEE!
MATS!!!!!!!!
c’mon hank!!!!!!!
holy….freaking….crap. Keep the kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finally, Hank stops a shot.
I fainted…..
ZUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
MZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Unbelievable!!!!!!!!!
Somebody score already!
we need marek malik
bring calla-hand in !!!
simon gagne was playing in this game?
I’m gonna throw up the Ice Cream soda, tacos, and what ever else I had today.
AVERAGE!
Blowzy?
rozvival??????
Big mistake by Torts. What aboot Gilroy, Staal? What the FUGG!
Roszival looks like the yellow Angry Bird.
Frolov Sucks
Gilroy Please!!!
oh mr complain about creativity and tries it himself..he showed hank no respect lol
wow. drury did not surprise me there
Nice Dreary! Only guy in the shootout who doesn’t get a shot off.
aaargh
Uggggh…. papa whiff
nice glove hank lol
ladies and gentlemen. our captain…..soo clutch
Son
Of
A
Beach
Staal now!
bring in avery!
brandon prust for the win kids lol
What the fugg, Staal?
Piece of fuggin sh*t!
i blame torts for this loss for putting roszival and drury in the shootout
Talentless losers can’t score a goal on this average goalie.
What the fugg Hank?
This idiot Hank got beaten on 3 no-deke shots. Our idiots didnt even bother getting shots. Staal, Roszival, Drury, etc.
Like I say, just take a god damn shot and give yourself a shot at scoring. idiots not getting shots is despicable.
Garbage result .Awsome shoot out . We got a point and our team is solid. Im happy and im looking forward to the New year!!!
Heartbreaking. Bravo to our boys and Hank, but just dang dang dang!
damnit…
lol. what i miss? have a great night all. goin back to bed
Torts may not like the shootout, but it would be nice if he would learn to coach it.
This wasn’t happening for us tonight but you gotta believe they’ll come out hard vs the Isles next game. I’ll take the point vs. an infinitely more talented team than we have.
well… could’ve been worse… at least we got a point…..
He’s not going to let that ruin his Christmas
ZUCCA=skilllllzzzzz
Drury was too deep in thought about his next pizza topping to shoot
where was Avery? Prust? Why Roszival? Why that lifeless loser Drury?
PLUS….Drury wont let that ruin his Christmas!!
I think its safe to say, Zuccarello is here to stay…
how is rozsival anything but the FINAL shooter in a shootout lol
Putting Blowzy in was a mistake. Dreary wasn’t a mistake, because he scored some big shootout goals in the past. He just blew that one.
Still pathetic. Gilly had the best chance but couldn’t get the puck up. He’ll be struggling with erectile dysfunction for the next month after that one.
Pathetic. All those guys couldn’t score on that loser. Garbage. Another point blown.
Why does Torts just randomly throw players out on the shootout? But a perfect example of how another skill player might be nice on the roster.
That was kind of insane. It hurts a little to breathe.
No offense to VG, but I think I’m also a little in love with hobbit wizard.
or his Festivus Craig
We coulda used the Izzy bump tonight…
kc,
Could you please enlighten us on how to properly coach a shoot out?
Avery would have never even come come to scoring.
Sally and Frodo Potter sitting in a tree
k-i-s-s-i-n-g
So do any other fellow bonerheads live in FL like me?
we had the izzy bump earlier,then he left….....grrrrrrrrrrrr and fozzy too
close…not come come
Sally, I’m with you…on both counts :)
its hard to complain about these kinda things. They do shootout competitions in practice and thats really the only thing coaches have to go on.
Craps and Pens in the shootout now.
What a game for MZA…very promising future!
no surprise with that
LMAO Linda!!!!! Ive actually sung that before, with Sally and Dubi!!! :)
Drury is a waste of space, guy doesnt care whether we win or lose. Punk!
OK all, gotta long day ahead, so I’m signing off. I also want to end Festivus without any team grievances….:) though I save my last one of the day for Ellis…
a great holiday it was today! see you in the morning! TA!!!!
not for nothing that was a pretty predictable move by zuccarello in the shootout. dont know why hedman didnt warn his goalie.
very pleased w/ his game tonight.
im pretty sure hell be sent down tonight or tomorrow.
MZA can we keep him, please please please
Right mama? I just want to dress them up in silly outfits and pinch their cheeks! Tooooo cute!!!
Okay, time to feed the cats and go to bed. That was exhausting.
Where the BYFUGLIEN was Izzy tonight? We just discussed this earlier in the day, too. Harumph!
On a positive note, the Devils looked like aasen tonight – especially Marty. Good to see Jacques LeStrap’s defense holding the Islanders to only 5 goals!
Yes, Chuck, let me enlighten you. First, you practice the shootout every practice for one thing. Then, you don’t pick your highest goal scorer, you pick the guys who are good at shootouts. Kind of like Tampa did. Then, you don’t send out low scoring defensemen who have never scored in the shootout. If you’ve watched Torts’ other shootouts, there is no rhyme or reason to his selections—anyone remember the last game of the season last year? Most of the Rangers looked like they had no move at all, and were totally unprepared.
aw tr,why you gotta spoil our fun with your last sentence??? sigh
santa’s gonna let us keep him
Dupuis wins the shootout for the Pens. He is the greatest!
tr
Zucca looked good tonight. Very pleased with his passing and work along the boards. I too think he’ll be sent down in the next couple days. Happy Holidays to you and your family and glad your guy, Zucca, did really well :)
orr, i got you a dupuis jersey for christmas
it’s in crosby gift wrapped box, with banana quik and egg nog
Kc, the fact is, Torts put everyone who was capable of scoring a goal out on the ice, aside from maybe Feds.
None scored, so it doesn’t matter. It’s not his fault, it’s their fault.
I’m not going to get too hard on Hank, but to see Hall score on him, makes me want to barf.
linda
its a paper move. saves money. sather did it w/ the goaltenders, voros, etc last year. plus hell get to play on sunday for the whale and possibly be ready for mondays game?
but it really would only be a paper move because he has a 2 way deal, doesnt go thru waivers, and saves sather a couple bucks.
By the way, I predicted MZA would score tonight, and that the final would be 4-something :P
Thanks, Lin, I could put the jersey on a bus seat, so I’m not sitting on a bum’s piss.
i keep forgetting about these days off tr!!
i look forward to when he’s up for good! really liked what he brought and i loved how he slowed down his shoot out attempt/goal.
tiki
yeah i was very excited. kinda why i wanted stepan sent down. i thought theyd work well together. grachev/stepan/mza line woulda looked sick! lol
I’m forever killing him so I have to give Drury credit for a great little pass to spring AA on Frolov’s goal.
Want to see MZA with Boyle & Prust.
Boyle could be piling up points if he had some skill with him.
Shootouts are fun but still don’t mean shit to me.
Good comeback to gain a point. And Stepan, what else can you say?
lmao @ a bums piss!!!!!
I predicted he’d have a gordie howe hat trick lol… but i loved how he WANTED in on the shoot out! I think he wanted to dazzle us!
MERRY CHRISTMAS Ryan Callahan!
Rod, although i agree with your technical reasons to want to see them together, and i think it would be very interesting ( and afford Zucca some ‘protection’ with bodyguard Prust), but I’d just love to see MZA next to Boyle on the ice. The visual would be outstanding
grachev/Stepan/MZA would be an awesome line. Ive been very pleased with Stepan. His game is really maturing before our eyes.
“a bum’s piss” Chico Resch?
I only want to see those three players together in the NHL.
Fugg the AHL!!
I can’t believe we lost that god damn game. After 2-1, it seemed like my 4-1 prediction was going as planned. Two stupid giveaways changed that.
except for the fact that Grachev isnt scoring and its starting to raise some eyebrows…
Saw that Maaaaaarty made 9 saves in the boxscore from the titanic Isles-Devils clash and assumed he’d been pulled after the 3rd goal or something. But no, he played the whole game! The Islanders managed to pump a whopping 14 shots at him over 60 minutes and won 5-1.
LMFAO LW!! he must have been thinking about the Christmas goose and Christmas pudding
Marty will be using his twinkies as a fleshlight tonight.
Associated Press hockey fail again. says devils missed playofffs in 1997, wrong. 1996
LMFAO FLESHLIGHLT!
one more time,correctly
LMAO FLESHLIGHT
zuccarello has been sent down. see…. boomshakalaka!
http://twitter.com/#!/NYDNRangers/status/18144887786442752
sigh, it was fun while it lasted! hope he’s back soon
LOL! You’d think they’d at least let him sleep before sending him down.
He’ll have to burrow his way back to Connecticut.
and on that note, i think i am going to make some cookies for my man and the lil boys next door!
It’s been a pleasure celebrating Festivus with you and airing our grievances
burrow??? ORR you are terrible
Thanks kc,
Considering the 3rd guy he sent out was a rookie playing his first game, I would have to say that he didn’t send out his top scorers to start. Also, are you at the practices? Maybe that low scoring defenceman has some moves in practice. He did at one time pair with another low scoring defenceman that had a sick shootout move. Anywho, in the spirit of festivus, please continue to air your grievances.
new post.
LOL! Anyone remember this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqXROWa1EmI&playnext=1&list=PL11DB87052C5F6932&index=70
Joe Mich is a Howie Rose moment.
Funny thing is, they blow a five goal lead in that game. I wonder what Joe thought aboot then.