Laurel here, and thanks to GCBlue for the idea of the day. Time for a new post. Carp is tied up this afternoon, so I hope he doesn’t mind me stepping in with this clean slate, but it was time. As for hockey, here’s the link Carp provided earlier on Team USA in the WC’s, their schedule and other tidbits. By the way, has anybody posted thoughts on Johnson as captain? Just curious. And it’ll be nice to root for Dubi again before fall.
Not to rehash the day, but let me be clear. This is a clean slate. A fresh start. Mind that please. Cause Mama is not happy. Now, resume your Ryan’ing…Ryan Gosling anyone?
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BOW TO ME!!!
to repost
RYAN REYNOLDS AND BOBBY RYAN
did i spell that right? lol
kneel before ZOD!!
or bow to CCCP,whichever you prefer
CRyan9 :)
“because because because because because, because of the wonderful things he does….”
Private Ryan from Boston
Private Ryan – Dead brother #1
Private Ryan – Dead brother #2
Private Ryan – Dead brother #3
BOOM!
CCCP -That deserved a repost LOL
Anyone wanna talk football?
ill talk football
football sux!
Leighton Meester is a fan of football
(rimshot)
Orr-
Question for $100. You’ve probably seen this girl a hundred times. Who is Mélissa Theuriau?
Ryan Church
loved him as a Met, but sadly, Jerry didn’t like him for some reason. And him being traded brought Frenchy to NY!
I thought we were kneeling before Zorg, not Zod…
LMAO that is the acai berry chick!!! haaaaaaaa
Ryan Bourque
how could we forget him
How am I supposed to know? Ryan isn’t a common name in Russia lol. I can do Ilyas though.
DD
That chick is a babe. I saw pictures of her on an ad on random websites, and always wondered who she was, then i saw her topless beach pics.
FRANCE!!!
Good afternoon, Carp! How’s Joshy??
Sorry I haven’t been around the past couple days. What’d I miss? Why’s mama mad?
Sally, short version: one of the cats developed vey bad diarrhea, pooped all over the blog.
vey, on the other hand, is a mixed version of “very” and “oy, vey”. Put it on FB, Linda lol. Cat’s name was Ryan, I think, btw.
ilb, ew!!!
LOL she’s everywhere – better than looking at that white haired old geezer with the big glasses and the sour puss
Ryan O’Toole
dde, this is the guy she’s married to
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamel_Debbouze
Ewww is right, Sally.
That Debbouzenozzle!
lmfao!!! dde invented a new bonehead word!!
dde- yahoo games, chess, Beetle spot room. You’ll find my name.
DD
Who’s the old geezer with the sour puss?
ilb -I’ve got a softball game at 6, and a hockey game after that. I’ll have to take a raincheck.
Do I need to download software? If so, I’d prefer gameknot. We can play reasonably fast.
Got to go now.
mmmmmmmmmmm boston cream donut with milk! nothing can stop me now!
K. No software. And it’s free. Next time.
DD, where do you play? Hockey.
backgammon?
parchesi
CCryanCP?
i dono how to play parcheesi
Mike G
you almost there… but not quite :)
Oy vey, what a day for poor mama. I’m outta here. Here’s an idea….watch a game tonight, comment, love each other :) I’m historical for now…TA!
hey laurel
i gotta question for ya…
i quite enjoyed MikeG’s ryan contribution!
Well “P” in CCCP in Russian reads as a letter “R” and “C” reads as a letter “S” so to read my name properly one should read it as SSSR… SSSRyan :P
there he goes, getting all ‘technical’ on us again!
Skip that, CCCP.. Sryan wouldn’t sound too good in Russian, would it?
lol ilb… Sryan is what CR9 does all over this blog every day
2010-11 NYR Season Tickets On-Sale
Note: 2010-11 Season Ticket Pricing is TBD.
They still determining? Can’t quite come up with the proper price? i though they just raise the price w/o thinking.
https://oss.ticketmaster.com/html/pack_searchtix.htmI?l=EN&CNTX=fcc733bcbd32bfd5a8becac56831d58c
I’ll take my dog split w. cheddar, 1 slice of crispy bacon, mustard and ketchup, on a toasted bun please. Great, now I’m starving.
Good stuff on Zubov btw, I guess I never realized that bit about the rules change possibly affecting the Rangers’ decision to move him. Very interesting. All water under the bridge now I guess…
Ulf Samuelsson was a good example of instant “hate-to-love” btw. The moment he pulled the blue sweater over his head, I accepted him immediately and was happy that he was on “my team.”
Staal’s back? Severed tandon? Hope they’re not rushing him
are you kidding ilb??? wow!
Staal’s back to play for Cindy’s pen()s
>>ill talk football
>>football sux!
Yeah, you forgot the word “American”.
i saw an anniversary card today that said
“you had me at shalom’ i thought it was awesome!
i just watched “broad street bullies” this morning andi got psyched for friday night’s game…i hope the bruins crush those orange and black pieces of carcillo in front of all those uncivilized paying pieces of carcillo….anyone who remembers those days saw how disgusting it was….toughness? leetch taking a hit to make a play…not dave the hammer beating a fellow athlete up as part of a stategy….1975 forever….and can’t mccarty see a dentist?
>>Staal’s back? Severed tandon? Hope they’re not rushing him
They definitely are. I think the doctors say says he cannot damage it any further. Whether or not he plays depends on his pain threshold.
American Football Sux! :)
you had me at shalom = AWESOME!
>>American Football Sux! :)
Thank you, SIR!
WHAT THE HELL?!!
MAF’s goal. 1-0
I really think i need to go back and buy that card lol
1-nil, Canadiens. Game over!
Softest goal of the playoffs so far?
Oh, boy. High scoring affair, anyone?
1-1! That didn’t take long.
2-1, Penguins, on the power play.
high scoring affair..right up tiger woods’ ‘alley’
Oh boy, yet another lengthy review! I saw no “distinct kicking”.
Either Betman really loves the Pens or the Refs do because this is getting kind of rediculous.
Linda, his was low scoring.. The very nature of golf..
i guess his affairs were of the low scoring mode also!
Is Keith Jones wearing the orange tie in honor of his favorite team, the Flyers? I think he can starting using the black one.
Start
Tiger always hit low holes… :)
low HOles is correct
He hit them?! What a wifebeater!
samuelsson was such a waste, what a dumb trade.
Anybody see that other home wrecker, Michelle “Bombshell” Mcgee. That is one freaky looking chick. She has tattoos on her face.
4 zip Winglets!
she should hook up with Mike Tyson
Linda
May 6th, 2010 at 8:09 pm
4 zip Winglets!
TSN says Franzen: 4 vs. Sharks: 0!
lmao thats great!! No wonder why CJ has like 4 posts in a row yelling FRANZEN on FB, i just thought he was stuttering!
for all the Fringe and Pearl Jam fans..
“Pearl Jam guitarist Mike McCready composed the score for tonight’s entire episode of #FRINGE! Check it out: http://bit.ly/a2nZ00”
Guess Franzen doesn’t want to lose to the Sharks again. Midway through the first it was 4-0 Detroit. Goals by Franzen. Franzen. Franzen. And, oh yeah. Franzen.
wow, the wings woke up for this period for sure!
oh man it went off the dudes skate!!! oy. now it will get chippy too
I lied… Dominoes Pizza still sucks!
own goal and the announcer says… this time boyle gets an assist!!!!!!! lmfao!! 3 goals by franzen in the first, and they are talking to that other criminal Todd Bertuzzi
Now that is the playoff Sharks I’m used to seeing.
lmao @ Charlie Tames!
Not a bad playoofs so far for Boyle. GWG in overtime and now an assist on his own net.
according to my calculations, I could have twenty million dollars thanks to various spam emails today!!
Time to FIRE SATHER!!!! Linda.
Sharks announcers are annoying.
Nope Linda, not stuttering lmao!
FIRE SATHER SAVE THE BLOG
lmao CJ!!! you said typing impediment…i thought that was a great phrase
new goalie for da sharks
Let’s Go Bruins!!!!
Before you run out of players…
i just got an email from the thrashers, introducing their new gm with an q and a…. imagine Slatipuss doing that
for all you raider fans….smile lol
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/oakland-raiders-release-jamarcus-russell-050610
I can’t imagine Sather doing anything but retiring.
its a powah play goal Rafalski
6-nil and another PP for the Wings!!
CJ, i wonder who gets the first star of the game lol
LIN
I get those too. Also, i get plastic surgery spam emails. They want me to look like Joan Rivers.
lmao, i get viagra and cialis emails. i guess the name LINDA or the word GIRL does not register with ed spammers lol
PEPPY LE-POO!
Linda
Im thinking that Franzen guy might be #1.
Habs tie it!!
I want double overtime tonight!
Woohoo! Penguins aren’t winning anymore!
Booom. 2-2.
2-2. It’s time for Sausage Lips to show up.
GO HABS! sorry i will never be on the side of team genetic defect
SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!
3-2!
3-2 Habs, own goal?
Take that kielbasa mouth! 3-2
Looked like a Ranger defenseman there.
wooo hooo!! hot dog lips, now with 30% less sodium
Here comes the Montreal five man wall.
Time for those sausage lips to start trembling, and for lieutenant slewfoot to start pouting.
Why do they even bother playing these games? They might as well just give the Pens the cup now. I’m almost convinced these games are fixed for Pittsburgh.
I thought all sports were fixed for Boston to win?
please, lets have a boston conspiracy free evening! thank you
Back to Pittstop all tied up
Les Habitants!!!
Series tied. Go to seven games…
Geez, now we only get twenty minutes of Crosby coverage on Hockey Central tonight instead of the full half hour.
so
Montreal
won
tonight.
nice!!!!!!!!!!!
i hope montreal gives us a crosby free conference finals!
What’s the deal with SJ now?
I guess they realized they can’t win this series otherwise they will be too tough for Boston.
Sorry, Linda
thats not conspiracy related ilb
just out of curiosity i scrolled down
the nhl.com site
and at the bottom where it lists
PLAYER SITES
the first person mentioned is…wait for it
wait it…
SEAN AVERY!!!!!!!!
yeah, Mr. Avery Rules and Mr. Words Hurt More Than a Todd Bertuzzi Crippling For Life Punch To The Back Of The Head!!!!
Wonder how much this loss will affect SJ’s fragile confidence ?
its 6-1 is the comeback on??? lol
yeah jpg, the ultimate in hypocrisy eh
lmao did franzen just score again!?
Franzen! 7-1 Detroit. Bottle that for the next game!
franzen has 4 goals and 2 assists in the game… thats 3 months for drury!
Da Mule!
linda thats 3 months for any ranger not named gaborik
lmao great point!!
Is it safe to come out yet? Is HE gone?
safe!? lol
LMAO @ HE!
Greg
Why is there tinfoil on your head?
Greg, i think he may have just taken a night off.
CCCP, i was wondering if you were still around. It was kinda slow, was gonna ask if you wanted to scour the net for more funny tshirts lol
You do that, guys. I’m going to say good night. Was a good half of the day, don’t want to spoil it. Something tells me it ain’t over. YET.
good night ILB!
“franzen has 4 goals and 2 assists in the game… thats 3 months for drury!”
Haha, How depressing.
well, i guess we can ask how many shots franzen blocked ;-)
What a nice refreshing thread this one is.
Good god, I returned from my golf/hot dog(s)/baseball game and skipped through the last one, and some emails from you guys and Laurel … man it was depressing.
I fear I may have to address the problems.
Shalom.
hope golf/hot dogs/ baseball game was all part of a glorious day, until you got your emails!
sorry
carp just see his work on the flyers blog. you can see the unedited version of that guy. he is annoying most everyone and crying for attention. please ban him for the sake of all concerned (including him) maybe he’ll get the help he desperately needs. otherwise just enabling him.
i think he’s banned himself. he’s not showing up on the FB group anymore, nor is he on my personal FB, and I did not delete him. It’s sad really.
Do It, Carp!!!!!!!!!
dont do it carp. i always enjoy reading his posts.
I suspect that you are so far in the minority that you have to be either CR9 or Jaromir Jagr.
he’s not on my personal FB either, and I did not delete him.
Well then, I hope you two will be most happy together. Just do it elsewhere, would you?
Jason – Tab Ramos in Aberdeen, NJ it’s roller
Orr – The old geezer may not be as ubiquitous as I first thought. I think he’s just stalking me on bigblueinteractive.com
It’s this guy:
http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/6198/oldmanw.jpg
Sucks that things got to turn this way… after all we are here for the same reason…to root for (big sigh) the Rangers…to be honest…i really don’t care how he acts on the flyers blog…in a way it is sort of funny how these flyers fans come here asking for help as soon as carcillo got a bit tough for them…
i know that we have endured a lot from this guy but do we really need to ban him just because he has a strong opinion about certain things? Are we turning into flyers fans? lol
A lot of us provoke him by bringing up those certain subject (intentionally or unintentionally) that get him all fired up and crazy…I’m not saying that I’m innocent or that it’s not fun (sometimes) to poke at him, all I’m saying is that he’s a Rangers fan and not a local fan. Let’s think about it…One more chance, eh? :P
don’t throw rotten tomatoes at me…please!
very late to the party here, but better late than never
I liked campbell as a coach!!!
LT is slime!!!!!
Go B’s, Habs, Nucks, Wings!!!!!!
And lastly…MAMA…..you did not read the previous posts very well, so I will repost for you and await an apology (you know i love you):
wicky (Positionally sound=soft in NHL speak!!)
May 5th, 2010 at 5:01 pm
carp
i agree, ulfie was a great ranger and deserves far more credit than he gets for his play here.
nasty
try any of kittie’s music if you are going through a harder phase, they are an awesome canadian band.
I have a crush on linda!!!
jack johnson was named captain of USA, that is all you need to say about him. If we are going to package prospects and young roster players for anyone, it better be him!!!!!
while it is all important MAMA, that last subject is key, especially with your new post topic on this thread!!
Carp
congrats on the good review!!
Good night jim bob!!!
oops, I’ve laureled….awesome link, way better than the original:
http://www.thetripwire.com/news/2010/03/29/omg-lissie-covers-gaga/
I don’t really want people getting banned because we don’t like their opinions.
While I may think his belief system is totally out of whack and find his take on the LT thing objectionable I don’t think he should be banned for it.
The question will be when is the guy “yelling fire in a crowded theater”
The guy needs help though and I hope he gets it.
Maybe Carp needs to give him a time out. (short temporary ban)
Good Morning, America!
Happy TGIF!
::imagines CCCP in similar scene as Eddie Murphy in Coming To America, gives appropriate response::
http://princessjaynet.com/jaynet/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/1119_5.jpg
Morning all.
The Wings really showed the Sharks how to NOT fold like a card table last night. How come the Rangers can’t ever find a gem like Franzen, it’s just sad.
And les Habs- wow. What can you say except one hell of a gutsy third period.
Good Morning Mickey !
You too CTB ,ok CCCP too (sigh)
Good morning, boneheads!
Good games last night. I think that win was Wings’ swan song.
The Habs may still surprise, but at the end we will have to deal with Crosby in CF.
Hi Greg
Hi , and hi to Ilb too. Hello.
GregL- chopped liver, bro?
Here you go:)
Nawww , sliced ham . Speaking of Hams . Cr9 has removed himself from the beloved facebook group!!?? wow , now Ive gotta join it!!!
Everyday we get closer. One more day ,then another and then we are finally there. We will wait with anticipation and the time will come … Rangers hockey!! IT is only 4 months away!!!
Oh yeah ilb , I average around 9 min to win a game of chess.
LMAO, GregL, Im ready. Yahoo games?
Good morning, Greg, ilb and CT!
Mmm, peanut butter and toast.. breakfast of champions right here.
i expect tumbleweeds to blow through here… it’s like a ghost town and only one person is missing, eh?
True Fans- shhhhh…
Good morning all! It’s Friday, payday and beautiful so I’m in a better mood.
CCCP, I really liked your post. What’s your question.
wicky, huh???
True fans, the Rangers have been on the golf course for nearly a month now, I think we’ve already run through whatever we could talk about until draft day and free agency. Plus, it’s the weather has been great, for the most part.
Payday? We get paid to have all that fun at TJN, Laurel?
mama
you had asked if anyone had posted on captain johnson yet, i was just reposting what i had a couple of days ago!!!! you obviously don’t read my posts (i kid)!
new post.