This is the first time since 1992 that seven of eight first-round playoff series have reached Game 6, with Pittsburgh and San Jose (sigh of relief!) moving on to the next round last night.
Today’s Game 6s:
Phoenix-Detroit (Wings up 3-2) (On NBC, 2 p.m).
Vancouver-LA (‘Nucks up 3-2).
Tomorrow’s Game 6s:
Washington-Montreal (Caps up 3-2).
Buffalo-Boston (B’s up 3-2).
Chicago-Nashville (‘Hawks up 3-2).
333 Comments
FIRST!
Good morning, Carp!
My “FIRST” comment didn’t post… I forgot you’ve got that thing against capital letters.
Hey where did Josh 26 go???
Good morning, Sally!
Somebody took out Josh about three weeks ago. Dammit.
Where the byfuglien is everybody today?
Good morning, Carp and Boneheads!
I have been rather absent from the blog of late due to the most wonderful thing that has ever happened to me! On Wednesday, my wife gave birth to our first child: a beautiful, healthy, 7-pound, 4-ounce boy. I was a little concerned at first, because he came out looking a little blue and red, but quickly realized he was just letting Daddy know that he was ready for the playoffs! I had to break the news to him that the Rangers missed the playoffs, but we’ll try again next season.
See you all when I see you – keep up the good reporting!
ChrisOD (and the newest Ranger fan – JemOD)
Sally, all I do is post capital letters, and it always go through ;)
Carp, You looked magnificent. You were real, and spectacular!!! You fine mother hartneller!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CROSBY!!!!!!!!
Im still high on Crosby!!!!
Except when he faces us, I love that kid!!! How can you not!!!!
Three weeks ago? I’m slow. Is he coming back?
I don’t know about the rest of the boneheads, but I’m here thinking about stabbing myself in the eye so I don’t have to write the rest of this “theories of leaderhip in the nonprofit sector” paper.
Chris
Absolutely excellent pictures!!!!!!! Enjoy the newborn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONGATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mazel tov, ChrisOD! Way to spawn!
congrats ChrisOD!
glad Volchenkov can go rest up,Sathers got a blank check with your name on it!
tho i was rooting for the Sens.
did youse see Pat Kanes sick mullet?its got racing stripes!freakin sick!
Chris, CONGRATS! to you and your wife!!! And thanks for bringing another Bonehead into the world! Get some sleep, buddy. You’re going to need it.
Sally, this is as good a place as any to procrastinate. Good luck.
http://blackhawks.nhl.tv/team/console.jsp?catid=894&id=66755
Mamas BACK FROM HER VACATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!
CROSBY!!!!!
Sally, it’s the playoffs. You think an eye-stabbing (or “upper body injury” to use the correct terminology) is enough to keep you out?
Hello all,
Been a bit busy, I apologize. Going to Mets/Braves tonight to sit in the rain! Awesome!
Mama’s back!? Yay!
LW3H, it’s social work school, they should be pretty understanding, right? Hey, did you make anything for the PD Doan Face contest?
Congrats Chris! It is the greatest thing in the world.
Sally – I did one, but they posted one from somebody else with pretty much exactly the same idea. Not a whole lot of inspiration for it, since it’s basically the same concept as the Crosby one.
Anyone who loves Crosby without having a connection to Pitts or the penguins doesn’t watch hockey on any channel other than MSG. If you’ve seen as many ‘exclusive’ interviews with Cindy Crawford as I’ve seen you quickly hate the guy, his attitude, and the NHL’s excessive marketing of a guy who is the second (or maybe even third) best nhl player in the world. Nothing about Crosby says honor, chivalry or even working hard to earn his breaks. He dives, whines, and cheapshots skaters and goalies for an advantage. I can only hope an injury term’s his career soon, very soon.
Carp,
Can you ban CR9 just for his juvenile posts and forget the massive amounts of warnings about language? It’s a hockey blog not a dating service, and it would make a whole lot of us hockey people happy. thanks for the consideration and i’m not talking about a NBA lifetime ban, i’m talking a lifetime.
LW3H, mine didn’t make it either.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2771/4535708273_37e93e667a_o.jpg
hedberg
I understand your position. I also feel bad for you, that you cant experience the same joy that I experience. I mean, you and I are Rangers fans, so I understand why you cant :(
But I find joy wherever it comes, because life is too short!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Speaking of 3-2, I just got back from playing in my own futbol playoffs. My boys came back from a 0-2 deficit and scored three goals in the second half to win 3-2. I hate playing in the cold and rain, but it’s all worth it when you win.
Congratulations to your family, ChrisOD. Take good care of the little guy. Oh, and, you can say goodbye to normal sleep as you know it.
[I need some hot tea.]
JBytes
Congrats as well!!
True fans
While I have said the same things re: Crosby diving, whining, not earning his breaks…Pens fans would point out that people said the same thing about Gretzky when he came up.
Hi, everyone!
Congrats, Chris to you and mrs. And welcome little JemOD!
Great games last night. I don’t remember that kind of high level hockey in the first round for awhile.
Congrats on the birth of your son Chris! May he bring much joy to you and your wife!
Congrats Chris.
Whats your son’s Bday?? I had a little Girl last year on April 19th and she had her first actually taste of Rangers playoff defeat with the 7 game series loss to the Caps.
That series loss still hurts, and no playoffs this year … I think my daughter has cursed the Rangers !!! ha
morning/afternoon to everyone!!
Chris
congrats, did I miss the name?
ILB
XOXOXO
morg
you are wise beyond your years!
NYR
so what did you think of the draft?
Just read on spectors that the wings are bringing back hudler next season and may not be able to resign holmstrom, he is getting a bit older but would be a great fit for us.
Larry spoke to Torts:
http://tinyurl.com/39mj3hn
wicky
Name is Jem!
Holmstrom spends more time at the net per game than all our forwards combined. He will need a brand new back when he retires, I’m afraid.
Hug the ladies for us, Wicky.
Chris congrates and all th e best to the little one!
CR
thanks, and like it!
ilb
yep, that is why he would be a very good fit for a season or two.
I’ll pass it on!
Crosby is a great hockey player, and he promotes the sport and increases its popularity. I am a Rangers fan, but I am not so partisan or singleminded that I cannot admit that and give credit to great players like Ovechkin, Crosby, etc.
if those guys were in the western conference they would not be so nearly despised by Ranger fans because they are not rivals. I don’t hear that kind of hate here towards Thornton, or Sedin, or Lidstrom or Datsyuk
so it is clearly a partisan issue, a rivals issue, that creates the hatred that is not much different than the irrational Boston hate
iow, I’m sure that Pens fans and Caps fans are saying the same things about Gaborik or Henrik.
it is to be taken with a grain of salt because it is not grounded in fact, but partisanship
don’t think it’s partisan?? well, just look at the reaction of Pens fans after the Olympics. they gave Ryan Miller a bigger ovation than their own player, Crosby. that tells it better than anything.
i have to agree on that, I mean if you are going to hate a player, hate that slew footing little female dog boyle!!! That is well directed animosity!!
I normally do my 5ks solo at 4am but this one i take a day off for every year,join me?should be great weather,mid 70s and sunny.
http://www.revlonrunwalk.com/ny/
“female dog boyle”
wicky
I agree. Brian Boyle should be subject to animosity!!! He’s a Red Sox fan!!! IM KIDDING!!!!
CR
you are not right!
I’m chomping on NY potato salad!
i was KIDDING!!
Orr
There’s this pesky little rat that wont seem to go away..
I just fed it Boston Cream Pie!!!
I bet Shelley is back to wishing he was never a Ranger, now that the Sharks are in the semi’s.
Going into next year, this is how I see the roster
Dubi – unknown – Gabby
Avery – EC – Cally
Prust – AA – MZA
Shelley – Drury – Weiss
Staal – Girardi
Rozi – MDZ
Boykin – Gilroy
Redden to Hartford. Rozi and Vinny are traded at the deadline, Sangs/Sauer/Heikkinen is called up
Here is the problem, we still have a big hole at top line C.
Avery, EC, Cally are all 3rd line players. Maybe we can end up the year with AA, MZA and Grachev as our second line (dream scenario). Otherwise, we will have the same issues as this past season, no secondary scoring. Another 7th-8th finish or just missing the playoffs. Another lousy pick.
CR
I know
I dont know anything about that Sens guy Volchenkov….Can someone explain to me why he is good and would be a good addition to our team…and what price he should cost.
GNH,your lines are wacked,im expecting some of those dudes gone(Avery?)and rozi and MDZ as a Pair?
and finally,Boykin?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boykin_spaniel
we already have enough dogs on D.
Rats prefer Boston Market, i would assume :)
CR9 and ORR need to get a freakin room already.
Orr
LOL
There used to be a Boston Market near me…and gasp I actually liked their food. I then started getting Boston Market TV dinners, and felt like I was betraying my beliefs…..
but then the Boston Market closed down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and I decided to stop eating their tv dinners too!!!!!!!
I think that Plekanec and Sutton would be decent signings by the Rangers because they need a center and a big physical Dman without doling out huge Drury-like contracts
Correction from the post by morg
CR9 and Jaromir Jagr and Henrik Lundqvist and Petr Prucha need to get a freakin room already!!!!!!!!
LMAO, morg!
Speaking of dogs. Stole that from mama’s blog. Next day after your walk, this one is for the great cause too:
http://pets.lohudblogs.com/2010/04/18/bark-for-life/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwMCX2bQkNc
this is why we need the Russian Hammer CR.
I don’t hate ovechkin, I actually think he’s great for the nhl and an awesome personality for any sport. I don’t hate anyone in the nhl besides Crosby and Brodeur. I dislike Boyle for being a dirty player and the same for ruutu and Cooke, all those ‘idiot’ types.
The two players I hate most are the whiniest, yet most frequently discussed guys in the game. Hence why I hate them. Marty is over-rated and Crosby is a mega-[word worth banning].
Partisan theory foiled.
LOL at “smears Crcillo”!
WOOO!
Thats a nasty hit!!!
But we need scoring, guys that are accountable for their actions, defense, passing, heck we need it all.
Does Volchenkov provide that?
He is only 27. I’m afraid Ottawa will resign him.
Take a stroll around Riverside Park with hundreds of dogs and their owners and enjoy the celebration of our four-legged loved ones
be sure to wear your “carpy” shoes to this one!hundreds of dogs = much carcillo!
I only had Boston Market once, i didn’t really like it. Their food is really wet. I always used to imagine them marinating their food in throw up.
I like Plekanec and Volchenkov too, but don’t get too fooled into thinking they would come cheap, since other teams’ GMs will strangely enough like them a bit as well.
Wouldn’t surprise me to see Plekanec get $5m per and Volchenkov $4m per (or for both to re-sign before 1 July), quite aside from whether Sather signing UFAs is a good thing as a general concept.
LW3H,you are right as rain,every GM with an extra 4/5 mill(and ours currently with out that much$)and with a need for a banger Dman will take a run at Anton,if Sather dumps Reds in hftd than we may have a chance atgetting him,as well as keeping our other RFAs that need to be taken care of.
it is the LENGTH of the contracts that become a problem. the Drury-Gomez-Redden_rosival contracts, bad players yes, would not be so debilitating if they were 2 yr deals instead of half-decade team destroyers.
PRUUUUUUUU, oh wait!
Another former Ranger lighting it up. 1-nil, Coyotes.
Maybe playing shorthanded is a new strategy for Phoenix? They may not escape this 5v3 unscathed.
Dredden and Rozi dont have to be debilitating contracts.
They can be sent down to the minors.
MSG and Dolan make enough money to eat their contracts.
Emrick is the biggest moron. it is called a “save” you moron
he keeps saying “blocked off” by Bryzgalov
I guess only his fat hero Marty can make “saves”
Boykin is a good physical D man that this team needs, but the problem is elsewhere. We have too many 3rd line forwards playing top 6 minutes and you focus on the defensive pairing.
http://tinyurl.com/22qgkhd
“expecting some of those dudes gone”
You listed just 1, Avery, who is the least likely to go anywhere. You can do better than that.
OT,
Youse see the fight last night?Adamek with Polska power upsets the home crowd favorite “nipple”Arreola with the 12 round decision,in a really good HW fight(for once)
http://www.proboxing-fans.com/arreola-vs-adamek-and-angulo-vs-julio-results_042410/
Korpikoski :)
they already have been debilitating, because we missed the playoffs this year
Please tell me somebody hates this too…........
There is a commentator, on Versus last night….
Who says “he MELTS the puck”
I mean, COME ON!!! It’s freezes the puck, and yet the squadudebag has to use a completely opposite meaning with the word MELT
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Boykin
dude read a paper,Torts and Avery,,,not gonna happen.other “dudes”,EC for another,maybe Shelley,Girardi perhaps,hows that meathead.
u guys hear doc say “lowry korpikoski”?? is that how he wants his name pronounced now or what? first its korpikowski, now its lowry!
It will always be Korpikowski!
Prucha is a star?
Also, did anyone notice how now, all of a sudden, for Versus, Sam Rosen says “Period” correctly.
For MSG, he says the First or Second Purriod.
I’d fire Sam Rosen. H
That drives me bananas!!! PURRIOD!!! PURRIOD!!!
To be fair to Emrick, “Lauri” probably is pronounced “Lowry” in Finnish. I have no defence for squib, careen, waffleboard, Chico etc etc…
OK, this song is really good, but the is FRAKKING AWESOME!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buCqKPWgEBI&feature=fvw
Kings and Yotes need to win their series. I’m still upset over the Avs loss.
I have a bad feeling the Pens might go to the Finals, yet again.
fire Sam?,Carp ban this pillow b*ter.
kidding
EC is an RFA, easy decision. Girardi is a Dman, I hope you knew he was not a Forward. Shelley plays on the 4th line anyway.
We are talking about too many third liners playing top 6 minutes. The more you write, the more your hockey IQ becomes questionable. Sather, is that you?
yes lw, i can very well se korpi asking them to pronounce it lowry. i just find it funny how his name gets butchered still after how long hes been in the league. i mean its not too long, but varlamov cleared his deal up pretty quickly
Kidding, too, morg.
While I dislike Sam sometimes, he is the closest thing to a real Rangers fan commentating our broadcasts that we are likely to get!!!
It’s a PAR PLAY GOAL!!! IN THE FIRST PURRIOD!!!
nice vid Wicky,@1:54 he bends that bruin into a “u” backwards,ouch,hes gonna need a good chiro guy.
I’m sure Lowry doesn’t mind. Think how Dustin Buyfuggleeyen and Jonathan Tohs feel.
yep, that was aaron ward and after the period ward said it was his own fault he got hit like that, you “always” have to be aware of volchenkov when he is on the ice or he will tattoo you. How many guys say that about any of the ranger d men now?????????
GNH,i said nothing about foward/d,did you?those guys i mentioned might be gone,you had them in your lines smartypants,go get your shinebox meathead.
wow I didnt even know Volchenkov was a Dman… Dump Redden and Rozi to the minors, and sign him up!!!
i think talbot actually won. but since its crosbys basement, they all of a suden skip his “goals” and make him win!!! conspiracy!!! propaganda!!!
Good afternoon all! It’s great (eh) to be back!
Chris, hearty congrats!
Ahem, Carp, as you spoke on 4/22 it was only 8 a.m. Vegas time. Geez. As for partying and blackjack, I know not of what you speak :)
So, I’m up to date on the series. What else did I miss? Has everyone been behaving?
We need a big dman whos willing to get his hands dirty!
sam is a ny’er buddy!! hes our senile pbp guy!! ok. u leave the nosen alon!!
we need a blog free of subhuman cretins
Everyone’s been behaving…..
Except me (shocking, i know), the umpires/referees, and of course, the loser Sabres sans Vanek!!
Crosby behaved well!!! Crosbylicious!!!!
Gotta love how NBC spends approximately 15 seconds analysing the first period before skipping straight to Penguins highlights from yesterday.
anyone trip out to avatar yet?
lw- conspiracy i tell ya!!!
“we need a blog free of subhuman cretins”
So no referees/umpires allowed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dont worry, Carp said he’d ban any umpires/referees that come on to the blog.
MMMAAAAAAMMMMMAAAAAAAA!!!!!
I still crack up when i think aboot that Canada game when Doc called Toews “Johnathan Toes”
How can you make that mistake? Lol
grabby
we thought it was a good flick, not tripping though!!!
cr9, i sware, u talk about guys like crosby in a sexual way one more time, im outta here for good. i cant deal with your pre pubescent juvenile man lovin jokes anymore
Why wouldnt NBC show highlights of the Pens.
They are a great team deserving of a lot of coverage!! BOOOM!!!
:)
wickyyyyyyy!
nice to see your typing again
Aw, mike, I just got back….don’t leave!
CR, do I owe you some newspapers on your nose?
i loved avatar wick. there makin a sequel too. they were gonna cast michael beihn to play stephen langs character but cameron didnt want it to be too much like aliens. lang was good though i thought
“pre pubescent juvenile man”
What was pre pubescent juvenile man about Crosbylicious????????????
Nick Swisher, of the 27 Time World Series Champion New York Yankees, is nicknamed Swishalicious!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing sexual about it!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Thanks bud. All I can afford to do after my trip :)
i dont mind cr9’s over the top exuberant personality, but i cant listen to crosby man love anymore. im goin crazy mama!!
mama
nice to have you back
grabby
sweet, looking forward to that one!
Pierre: “Did you have any scouting reports on Rafalski when you were with the Islanders, Mike?”
Mike: “What the hell is a ‘scouting report’, Pierre?”
grabby
how can ya not love Crosby (except when he’s facing us)!!!
He may go down as one of the greatest players to play this game.
His leadership is beyond words!!
English must be your second language.
My original post was pretty clear. But I am not surprised, like I said your hockey IQ, or lack thereof, was exposed in 3 posts.
I am going to enjoy the rest of the game. When you think you can put 2 good hockey sentences together, you will be worth reading. For now you are just above static.
emrick calling Prucha Vrbata. the guy is incompetent
GNH,this Boykin guy,he some diamond in the rough that plays in the SEL or KHL or something?i cant find a Boykin any ol where.maybe you are Sather?,maybe this Boykin guy had a sick game against MZA in the sel or something shut him down,like the gentle ben Boyle?Artie Anisemov deal?
while your down there shining them shoes why dontcha get the gum off the bottom of my soles also.
2-0 YOTES!!!!!!!!
Special teams coming up big for Coyotes. 2-0, on the power play. Another goal from a former Ranger.
Make it 2-1 now.
Wings answer right back. 2-1!
>>emrick calling Prucha Vrbata. the guy is incompetent
Cut him some slack; he’s still mourning the Devils elimination.
Pruuuuu’s playoff goatee seems semi respectable.
that is all he is. a little devils shill, and nothing more.
btw English is my second language.and you really did a great job on my wingtips,heres a nickel,i remember when candybars where a nickel!
emrick’s a devils schill, until his devils face the Bruins.
Then he becomes a Bruins schill!!
One thing I love about this place is its absolute consistency :) I’m gone another week and still nothing changes!
CR, I gotta say, I hate Crosby, so I can’t side with you on this one, sorry :( but I still like you!
Besides, the only non-Ranger licious player allowed here is really only Miller. Go nuts over at bonesheads, why don’t you…:)
I’m happy for Prucha
Korpedo and Prucha are waving a big fat nicotine stained middle finger to Mr. Sather
Mama,
No matter how much things change, they always stay the same!!!
Why do u hate Crosby?? You mean u dont want to be a Crosbonehead?!!!
does Datsyuk do those caveman commercials?wow CR9 and ORRsy would NEVER have him as a Ranger
http://tinyurl.com/3am8wj2
Morg is the driver or the one humping the cow?
morg
Actually, since I like Datsyuk, I do find him beautiful!
But, whew! is that Zetterberg dreamy or what!!
I would pay all the money in the world for the Rangers to have the 2 most gorgeous Henriks!!!!
Miller??? I love the guy, but he looks like one of the Manson Family followers.
He has a cute gf though. Money, and Power FTW!
Im the one with the shiny wingtips,thanks meathead!
Paging mr Boykin…mr Boykin….Bueller?
PP GOAL!! 3-1 YOTES!
More special team action for Phoenix. It’s a power play goal.
Wow what a great goal!
Zetterburg is Sallys man i think CR,you better stick with weiner lips.
3 things im lovin about today.
1,not working
2,Yotes up by 2
3,getting one of the best shines EVER by GNH aka mr Boykin.
PRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
4-1!!
PRUUUUUUU!!!!!!
Puuuuuuuch!!! 4-1. Is it too early to predict a Game 7?
Haha go Prucha!
PRUUUUUUUU (assuming it didn’t hit Wodgeteck Wollskee)
Oy vey….well all, I’d love to stay and play, but I gotta finish post trip chores etc., and Stanley and Cup need mama’s attention…..see ya all tomorrow! Hate being home, but nice to be back here :)
Prukie!!!!
Zetterberg is Sally’s man???
I think not!! When it comes to my Henriks, I will fight 2 the death!!!! ;)
The line about the shoe shine may have been funny the first time, maybe the second time, but after a while you are just repeating yourself like a parrot.
I still cannot get over the line that Girardi is a forward and Shelley is a top 6 forward.
Way to go Mr hockey IQ.
Whos BOYKIN meathead WHO ?
The guy who plays G for the Rangers, lol. You would not know the difference anyway.
Mama, SO glad you’re back!
CR, what’d we say about boykin up the bonehead name like that???
And yes, I’ve got the dibs on Zetterburger.
reread Professor Boykin,i said Shelley was top six?i said Girardi is a forward?
Your lines are wack,you shine a good shoe tho.
searched the whooooole www …...not a Boykin playing hockey to be found,LOL
Anyway, we now know that besides the shoeshine line, your vocabulary is very limited. Enjoy your afternoon talking to your shoes.
Enjoy the game, folks. Stop bickering.
Welcome back, mama.
Bryzgalov has been the difference. This one is going to 7
5-1!
BEAUTIFUL!!!
Coyotes’ power play is pretty special today. 5-1. Game 7, for sure!
ilbzo,im multi-tasking.
Oh, yeah it’s Edzo time, forgot
“Sunday Bloody Sunday” during that fight: pretty funny.
good for Derek Morris standing up for a teammate…why cant the Rangers have a guy like Morris…oh, wait a minute…
Yup, right move. You are running people all over the place, get ready to fight. At 5-1, great move by Morris.
no CCCP,then 420 comes,and lo and behold,hmmm,,,why the grin my friend?something…funny?.....
lol@Sallys post,told you CR9,heel boy!shes not boykin around!
Did you hear Pierre say “top 7 skaters”? Did he actually count? Are you sure it’s not 7.5?
Pierre only chose the number seven because he knew it was one further than Milbury could count.
Abdelkader getting his Terminator on.
That looked like a 3rd grade fight lol
beat the Abdelkader outa him!
Howard has been shaky. Not good news for Detroit.
That’s a goal. 5-2/
It’s a goal
i say no goal
Detroit plays some carppy music. Terrible!
dagnabit!
Makes no difference at the moment.
It was 5-1, with 3:31 left, and you’re going crazy cheering and blowing the horn on your second goal? Gee, when is a goal not worth cheering?
Ilya was on his side. Taking a nap?
game 7s rule!cant wait!
OK, congrats Yotes. Game number 7.
Edzos, sounds like we will have to listen to Beninati tonight.
Wait seriously guys… does Boykin exist?
Sally, I’m sure he does. Somewhere in Russia. Doesn’t mean he plays hockey:)
im thinking he ment Boyton who is in chicagos organization,but im not sure,i looked tho,honest.lol.
btw was fun GNH,no offense.
but your lines are still wack…and my shoes,,,,wow!(golfclap)
LOWRY Korpikoski. whata jerk Emrick is. maybe if I call him Dowry Emrick then he will get other people’s name right.
mama’s first wicky….
thanks Sally! On hold with NY Times fighting over their byfuglien bill Hartnell-up for the 2nd time. ARGH!
hi ilb!!!
morg, who you fighting with???
was goofing with GabbyNeedsHelp,cause he wants us to sign a fictitious Dman named “Boykin”
Carpso gotta be pumped about 200 posts during a western conf. game.
Boykin is just what the Rangers need! What a monster! If Sather signs him, I swear, the Cup is ours.
im gonna go on a Grabby style monologue if somebody dont say something soon….hello?.....guys…..GNH?..........Boykin?
ah ,Sally,thank Gretzky your here… was freakin out….think its the foliage i got from CCCPs coat.
ORR!get back from CR9s house yet?you guys go on a BK and entenmanns bender or what?
Hello, did my boykin posts get through?
alright,Morgy,here i am,now check out my styleee steeez,G’ah.Wicky,watch me clear that crease like a dry cleaner!...whos bumpin Hank?ill give em the ol SlapChop like my boy Vince…KEEEEEYAHHHH!
Hmm. posting issues. Here is a Boykin:
http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images11/Boykin%20SpanielGus116.JPG
(blinkblink)its.its.its.TRUE !,wow you are a Warlock!
Gabby, LOL….more Boykin info. He (or she) is not a lie! Great sister blog stuff!!!
http://www.boykinspaniel.org/
http://www.surfeyes.com/blog/uploads/Chris-Big-Black-Boykin.jpg
what the hell,Big Black plays D! holy Carpola!
morg, my boykin is so much cuter! who’d have thunk it was real! sounds so byfuglien Reportish….!
if we are gonna have animals play D,i say we get rhinos!
or whats the dogs with real long fur?,they would be great crease cleaners,hardwood floors also.
Agree Blogmamma,plus imagine the doghouse youd have to build for BB!
Nah, they’re too slow. We need a Barbary ape! Look at this take down :)
http://gallery.hd.org/_c/natural-science/_more2005/_more01/Barbary-Ape-Apes-in-Gibraltar-playing-1-WL.jpg.html
Rhinos, you say?
http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=87883
in all seriousness R.I.P Guru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8RFXKVpLGQ
Great idea! A sister blog team! My Stanley should be in goal. You should see how she paws treats, low and high glove side.
Here’s another Dman:
http://www.dogsindepth.com/working_dog_breeds/images/newfoundland_h03.jpg
couldn’t find your sweeper (though I know what you’re talking about). We also need a speedy foward (chihuahua, small but fast), a Lab (strong but fast) and rottweiler, (bruiser and fast)....
You take the rest of the bench :)
I don’t go over a guys house alone. I don’t eat with a man alone either.
I don’t like doing anything alone with a guy. It’s too awkward for me.
ORR, you need to learn to have a man friend…don’t be afraid :)
a fourth line of pitbulls perhaps?
Carp, sorry for clogging up your inbox…mama is just glad to be back :)
All, really gotta go now. Morg, still send me your furry bench. ORR, well, we’ll catch up.
Less than 4 weeks til Sally and Linda are in NY!!!! Whooohoooo!
TA!
Sister blog team is a GREAT idea! Dubinsky and Gomez both volunteer. Here are their stats:
Dubinsky: 3’6” 7lbs 0g 0a 0p
Sneaky, intelligent, fast, makes funny gurgling noises
Gomez: 3’0” 25lbs 0g 0a 0p
Sleepy, loyal, good eater
Less than 4 weeks!!! So excited!!!!!!
Ive got
Biggie: 7lbs fearless likes to fight,and will take on much bigger opponents
Brooklyn: 14lbs curly tail is disarming(for a chihuahua)almost mesmerizing
Angel: 7lbs,much like her father Bigs,tougher than her size
Coco: 5lbs,so cute, I mean a 5 lb chi,what can you say?
I have man friends, but i just don’t to be left alone with only one. I hate when one of us runs out of things to say, then you have the awkward silence, and all the other awkward carp. That’s why i like to be around women, cause they’re always yapping.
LMAO Orr…
Mama. you missed this place, I gather…
Wait, I got a second pair:
Leo-14 lbs (big for a Maltese)- a crease clearer
Casey-6.5 lb, but very sound positionally!
Gomez: 3’0” 25lbs
.........
Sally
wtf you feeding your cat with?? BRICKS?? LOL
Sally
Can we share Zetterberg for the rest of the playoffs???
Please, I need my 2 Hankies. I’ll even let you have Sedin, since he is nothing to write home about.
Orr
It’d be even more awkward around me!!!!!!! LMAO!!!
Shibby: 17lbs
Mean… got quick feet and deadly accurate jaw…
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That was Princess Dubinsky Wobbles saying hello.
CCCP, he eats chihuahuas.
CR, no. Mine.
I don’t really know how much Gomez weighs, I’m guessing 12-15lbs, but I swear he gets bigger every day.
Sally
As the middle girl in that Full House show would say “How rude!” ;)
I was just trying to be nice, because u were soooo rude, now I am taking complete control over Zetts! :-)
CR, that is a declaration of WAR!
CR,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va1Y6uAgNJY
oh stop it, you girls!
He started it.
Sally
All beautiful Henriks are http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjegFrtzM3A
That middle child from Full House has a nice big rack, but she’s a druggie. I think she is or was a meth addict. She has to pay her husband child support. How rude!
I finished it.
And now, because Im in the mood, Im stealing Avery away from Laurel!
Im a homewrecker!
I honestly thought boykin was like some bodyguard guy or something.
Can’t wait for the NYC get together
Wicky, will you be at boneheadpalooza???
no, but we are going to UPS one of the wickstas out there to participate for us (representing grabby and zzzzz as well). ILB is going to pick her up at the closest UPS store!
Sally
I will be, with Henrik Zetterberg on one arm, and Sean Avery on the other arm!
;-)
Is it Crosboneheadpalooza, because then I can go get a Sidney mask and wear it?
Wicky
use FedEx…she’ll get here faster! :)
Wicky, can you send the mini-Volchenkov one? I’m bummed the Wickys won’t be there! :(
GOAL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHjZWEi6juI
Sally
ok, we’ll send her, but be aware, she eats more!!!
Hopefully the rest of us will make the next one!
CCCP
we’ll take it under advisement!
frolov!!! russian finesse!!
Frolov gets a crown. 1-nil, Kings.
GO KINGS!! 1-0!!
cccp- voted for kovalchuk too!!! im afraid were vastly outnumbered, but i do want the guy on the team. him and gabby minus redden and rozy would be 10 steps in teh right directioon!! u need a guy like him to contend with the best and hank isnt getting any younger!!
how bout the yotes ladies and gentys. watcjhin the former rangers thrive under a good coach and system. given a chance to shine. and morris does what girardi never had the nards to do. and we didnt want to resign him? whynot? cuz he screwed up against ovy in the playoffs? ehh hes teh best what ya want??
mmm rainbow sherbet!!! i love this frosty fruity treat! anyway, im enjoying a nice bowl of sherbet and i had to come back to my fave place on the web. im enjoyin a stogey with slats right now too. gues s waht guys??? he told me were getting kovalchunk!!!
what is going on? why havent teh habs caps playe their game 6 yuet???
everybody leaves when i come back!
guess i’llgo play nhl 10. boy vacation sucks!! i wanna go back to work.
k, im going now.
I think Simmonds got slashed.
bye
jbytes!! howdy pardnar
>>what is going on? why havent teh habs caps playe their game 6 yuet???
Because Versus wants it for Monday night now that the Penguins are done with their series.
Hi Mike! You’re not alone here.
imagine the kings in teh east. they would be up there with teh caps and pens. in fact, theyd probably beat the pens if they played each other in teh finals
Mike
Im here too.
And Lundqvist, Zetterberg, Avery, and Jaromir are with me as well!
oh gotcha. was rteally hopin to see the habs extend teh series tonight. i always root for teh undrgod
Hello, Mike.
I love all the attention I receive for my stunningly good looks.
Thanks to all.
cr9!! welcome to teh party! u brought your friends i see
Please, help me. CR9 has me kidnapped. And our goalie, Henrik, too!
GO Kings Go!!!!
Now, now. I kidnapped nobody. You came under your own free will. Me tying you up is just false imprisonment, not kidnapping.
hank!!! is that really you?? will you marry my sister? she is a babe and is part swedish!! yes, she can cook. swedish meatballs yes!! and smoked salmon, pickled herring! the woiks!
Kings have a pretty good team, but I think they’ll be done tonight. Funny thing is, with the way the league is “balanced” nowadays, they might not even make the playoffs next year.
Yes. It is me. If CR9 releases me from being falsely imprisoned, I would be glad to marry your sister. You sound like a great guy, Mike. So any sister of yours must be a great lady!
my keyboard is toast. ive spilled beer,soda,sherbet,more beer. my keyboard has taken more abuse and is more sticky than cr9’s!!
>>oh gotcha. was rteally hopin to see the habs extend teh series tonight. i always root for
>>teh undrgod
I like to root for the underdogs too, except when that dog happens to be the Devils, Canadiens, Islanders, Flyers, or Penguins.
undergod??? lol im not smashed guys its teh keyboard. i need a dvorak. or maybe a rucinsky
As expected, no suspension for Hossa.
http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=319424
well, i hate teh caps for what tey did to us last year. i hate ovie and backstrom doing the mock salute on garden ice insulting the rangers tradition. couple of punks. and i hate humpty dumpty behind teh bench.
>>undergod???
I saw and kept it because I didn’t want to misquote you.
[“one nation under god”.]
well im off. gonna play soem nhl. later fellas, and cr9, u better let aves and hank loose from your buffalo bill cave before training camp buddy
I will let them leave! I promise.
Help Me, Mike! You did not ask for CR9 to release me! Please!
It’s the undergod world strike!
What a save by Luongo!
Larceny on Luongo! I think FATSO made similar save in the Flyers series.
Please, somebody. Ask CR9 to release me from my imprisonment.
He is infatuated with me. Obsessed.
Nucks score. Ugh!
Canucks on their way. 1-1.
Sally, Help me! I will marry you, if you get this wackadoodle CR9 away from me! He has an infatuation with the name Henrik. Yikes!
CR, you are creeeping me ooouttt!!!
wackadoodle…LMFAO!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
__
Sally, you may have your Henrik Zetterberg back! He is yours!
But, Jaromir, you stay with me, for good! You will never leave me, Jaromir!
DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW DOUGHTY!!
2-1 LA
DING! 2-1, Kings!
NOOO! Help me! Am I going to be stuck here forever?!
Yes, my wittle baby Jaromirl By ‘you will never leave me’, that means you are stuck with me FOREVER!
Tied game, again.
Kings can’t blow this. WIN, FUGGIN WIN!!
A terrible goal for Quick to give up! 2-2.
Then comes back and makes a potentially game saving stop. Anyway, Kings will not be able to hang on for too much longer. Canucks are about to take it to another gear.
What a save!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaromir is not feeling the love from you two fellows, Orr and JBytes.
He feels betrayed that nobody cares about his current situation.
If CR9 does not immediately release me, when I finally escape, I will join the Bruins.
Dont you threaten me, Jaromir! You will not use such foul language in my presence!
Lets go Kings!!!!!
With five minutes to go, I wouldn’t mind if this one went to triple overtime.
Im hoping for OT also.
SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Canucks will be moving on!
Nucks score. Series is over.
FUGG CANADA!
D. Sedin just wrapped it up. 3-2, Vancouver.
Empty-netter! Burrows buries the series. Goodbye, Kings!
Good Night, Carp.
Good Night, Sally.
Good Night, Orr
Good Night, JBytes
Good Night, Linda
And Finally…
Good Night, my sweet Jaromir. And dont you EVER hold the Bruins over my head again!!
well, that sucked….sorta! Guess it is back to finishing my playoff elimination in the 2nd round as gm of my first full nhl10 season!!
wicky
PS3 or Xsux? :)
Hi Ogie. Buy you a soda after the game?
CR9
If you fall for me
I’m not easy to please
I’mma tear you apart
Told you from the start, baby from the start.
Ive already fallen for you Jaromir!
What a terrible weekend. First the Avs are eliminated, then the Kings.
I’m so pissed! I really wanted the Kings to win the Cup. It’s up to the Yotes, or Hawks. Get it done!
I think Vancouver is gonna win it all this year
Anybody but the Bruins.
That’d be awesome for Luongo, 2 get the Gold and the Cup, same year!
Man! Huge Storm! Power’s out here!
And it is scalding hot!
Im used to 60 degrees!! Damn it!!
time to get rid of cr9. how many chances are you going to give this guy?
What did I do this time???
Why cant u at least use ur real handle, like hedberg?
_
I cant sleep!!! It’s too hot! UGH!
Wait a second, I just realized…
The Coyotes were the better seed, they must have won Game 6 at Detroit…
Huh???
Oh, man. How did Detroit allow this to happen…
Chelsea stomped all over Stoke today, 7-0. The Premier League comes down to the Chelsea/Liverpool matchup, at Liverpool, next week.
CCCP
don’t know why my post didn’t go earlier, but xbox!!!
Good very early morning, Carp!
good morning sallywaffle!!!
im up at teh crack of butt for a job hunting search. got an email this am about a bounty hunter job. they will pay me a million in cash and boston red sox memorabilia to take this guy out whos been stalking him after i saw him at a bruins game. he was screaming something about henrik is better than tuuka and he saw a marc savard jersey on me. thats when he went bonkers. the email said his friends have been disappearing one by one lately and one of them was last seen wearing a shirt that said”i heart referees” so you know hes probably been the first to go. anyway, he said something about a cave, a sewing machine and a naked guy screaming jaromir!!!! so his friends are probably goners. they look nothing like jagr. k gotta hurry. be back soon. if only i knew where to start looking for this madman!!!
Hi Grabbypants!
That sounds like a really dangerous job! Guy sounds like he’s pretty nuts…
Good morning, ‘heads! Mikey, you need help with this one, let me know. I’ll do it for free.
Sally, 6;25 am? That paper must be a real killer :0)
Vancouver so far appears to be the most solid team in the playoffs.
Hi Ilb! The paper is sooo exciting I just couldn’t sleep. Got up at 6:00. Blah. Check your email soon!
Laurel – get my Vizsla on the wing, he’s got an excellent drag back move and great speed…good 2nd/3rd liner!
Kaiza, DOB 9/11/04, H 24”, W 24kg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vizsla
p.s. is anyone reading all these reports (i think Dreger on TSN reported one) that there is no chance of Slats being sacked or resigning this summer. It just shows that Dolan only cares about those “sell-outs” and not how the team actually plays…
It just shows that Dolan only cares about those “sell-outs” and not how the team actually plays…
.....
blame the fans…
UKRanger
That’s a great dog you got there! Definitely the type of a dog I like.
...another long Monday. Why cant it be Friday again?
new post.
im here with ya my russkie friend!! just dream of volchenkov and kovalchuk wearing the blue n red baby!!!