As the Boneheads have reported, Damien Cox is reporting, and Steve Zipay is reporting that Damien Cox is reporting while denying that it’s done:
The Rangers are about to sign Mats Zuccarello-Aasen, the 5-foot-5 Norwegian Olympic forward, out from under the Maple Leaves’ noses.
Just what the Rangers need? Or is he another third-liner/Wolf Pack/smaller version of Lisin/nightly prucha candidate?
I have no idea.
351 Comments
boom!
Sign Mini-Me!
April fools?
Wheeeee
AAsenfefer? doesn’t sound too appetizing
Copper?
Haha, It’s MZA to play with MDZ.
wood
lmao I AM 5’5”! heheh
Leopold out like a light!
Plutonumuem.
i really hope this turns out to be true. i was so excited i told everyone and emailed everyone and even got on the morse code horn. lol
wowthis guy just got rocked!!! what a hit by sutton!!
holy carcillo hes only 5’5”???? only the rangers!!! lol. hes good, but where did they go to scout him? the shire? hobbitland? middle earth!!
I thought that was a good elbow to Carcillos chin by Kovalchuk
Sorry Momma !!! I gots the copper!!!!! 3rd!!
BOOOOOOO Carcillio!!!!
they need to go to mordor and scout some big urukais!!! or big orcs!! one of those wraiths flying on dragons
Theo Fleury was 5’6
Let’s hope the kid will survive.
Dang. Thought I’d give it a shot before I left. Oh well. Not to be mean, but 5’5? I dunno, greater, or not, minds than me make the call.
Hey Tony, mid-80s in Vegas!!
If I play roulette, my money’s going on Sweet 16! Thanks for the good wishes all. Gotta go finish packing. I expect a good Cliff Notes of the week when I get back.
p.s. sister blog is in action while I’m gone CR!! Mostly news crap, but read Monday.
OK, TA!
He is 5-7, I think. 2 in makes a big difference…In NHL.
Let’s go Pens!!!!!
I’ll be at Paws and Claws checkin, Mama!
But nobody can replace you! :)
and elsewhere ilb ;-)
5 foot 5? He’s an automatic Elbowing penalty…
yea cmon he cant be 5’5!!! they would make fun of us even more!! whats next? frodo baggins as hanks backup?? gimli the dwarf as gabbys center???
FIRE SATHER, Linda:)
the kid is 5’7!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mats_Zuccarello-Aasen
Thanks Olga! FIRE SATHER that rat bastage! Carp, is Bastage an ok word???
omg…I just looked at a picture of Aassen, and he looks just like my female cousin!
Ewwww!
But, I’m sure the Rangers blue will make him look hotter!
thats a first time i hear CR9 rejects a male…
lmao that coming from a guy who thinks Jagr is hot!
cr9- not even teenage girls talk about guys as much as you do!!! good lord man.
Have fun, mama
1-1 in the game the earth should devour
Carpy, Larry King AND Paris Hilton are both single. OMG what an unholy union THAT would be
Larry King has been single seven times…
but this could be the first time that both he and paris have been single at the same time, while she’s of legal age of course lol! eeew larry king…..eeew
Larry King was banging his sister in law, ahaha. That guy is the original pimp.
Barbara Walters is the original pimpette.
mike
Are you grabby? :)
_
Linda
You have a problem with my JAROMIR???
I was going to say, you and Mama and Orr are my favorites on this blog, but if you’ve gotta problem with my Jaromitrio….........
:(
ORR, i think Zza Zza and Elizabeth Taylor might give her a run for her money lol ;-). the scary thing is , his sil was YOUNGER… what is wrong with women??
CR, appreciated him as a player. My realm of attractiveness is different than yours ;-)
Maaaartyyyyy..
2-1 filthy
Both Pens and the Devils have their hands full….
Rooting for the flyer’s…lets hope it the last time that happens
lol david, it’s almost as if its the lesser of two evils
I love zuccarello-aasen. it goes great with a tangy vinagrette sauce
I am gonna miss you all soooo much!
I wish it was possible for no one to win the debbie/filthy series. I can’t root for either, just hope whoever comes out gets killed in the 2nd round….
OK, I really gotta TA….have a good week!
How about Larry King and Kate Gosselin- 1 kid for each marriage. lol
its official!
http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=318309
what, was Corey Locke not enough of a failed experiment??
Somebody wake up Krisy!
this MIGHT not be a bad signing,some reports have him as the next St Louis
NOr, a sure sign of the apocalypse with that one!!
We’re gonna miss you too, Mama!!
__
Linda, you are entitled to your realm of attractiveness….
But NOT with Jaromir. I demand that you acknowledge his Gorgeousity (my made up word)!
Say it with me: “Jaromir has perfect eyes, perfect flowy hair, perfect body structure with all the right curves, a great derriere, and there is not one flaw with the great Jaromir”
LMAO at Hawks pursuing him too. They don’t have any cap room to even sign a new masseuse..
Oops, meant to put a
;)
after that post.
__
I want everyone on here to also repeat that same line from above! :)
lmao CR. dont forget, i was your champion for a while, i stood up for ya!
The ONLY thing that makes me believe this is a decent deal for the Rangers is that Detroit was rumored to be in on him too, and Detroit doesnt miss much when scouting European players – size aside
Darn, Devs 2-2
TSN says 5’ 7’
http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=318309
Let’s Go Blackhawks!!!!!!!!!!!!
Got a brochure today for the NYR Family Weekend in July. For $1500 2 people can go for the weekend at MSG Training Center. Linda, maybe you can go and take Orr? lol
lol my adopted son! I’ll bring Entenmans crumb cake donuts for him!!
lol. I was only kidding Linda. Thanks for being my champion!!
But, since we are on the subject, what about Jaromir’s appearance is not appealing to you?
just can’t pinpoint it. I think the mullet seared my eyes for too long lol ;-)
Barry ” chester copperpot” Trotz is awesome!
LIN
Haha, i know, and at least his wife had an excuse because she wanted him for his money, but what does she want him for? To massage his wrinkles, and clip his toe nails so he doesn’t snap his spine in two?
Gross!!
lmao ORR!!! he probably has those long toenails like Keifer and the boys did in Lost Boys! yikes.
Wasn’t Jarmomir the one who played Valerie on the original 90210?
CR, i don’t want to seem like a ‘man collector’ so I’ll back away in the Jagr Sweepstakes! ;-)
Boooooooo! 3-2 Debs
damnit Orr!! did marty eat carcillo or something?
NJ Scores 3-2 Yay.
No possible way to root for the flyers….
Barry Trots looks like a flesh colored halloween pumpkin.
Olga, if only the earth’s core could make BOTH teams its snack
Mullet was the best part about him. It was so flowy and beautiful and shiny..yummy.
Thanks for backing away in the Jagr CR9stakes! I didnt want to have to get physical for him.
__
WoooHoooo Debbies up!
What a SAVE FROM CROSBY on the goalline to save the PENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kovalchuk and a Flyer are humping on the ice. Looks passionate.
By the way, to the person on the blog who was blaming MA Fleury earlier for the Game 1 loss (though it was because of him), Fleury has been injured in the past couple months.
Barry Trotz moonlighting
http://tinyurl.com/d3mznj
Scooore Flowers! Bwaha!
Yep. Trotz looks just like Devito.
3-3. Pronger was doing Avery in front of Marty lol
CR, a friend would back out of the battle! He’s all yours!
Chi-Nash scoreless after one period.
Dont know if you’ve ever heard the euphemism for diarrhea…
But his nickname should be Barry Backdoor Trotz!
LMAO, Linda
ilb… can you PLEASE reword that ??? :-)
watching the Preds game on tv! SOOOOOO happy because both hockeystreams AND atdhe.net sucked with their streams.
Barry Carcillo Trotz
Linda
You’re not only a good friend, you’re a CHAMPION…My Champion! :)
Haha, Ilb taking a page out of CR9’s book.
LMAO Orr-I read that the same way you did.
CR, you know it!!!!
I’ll go to the wall for ya anytime!
http://www.bobanddan.com/images/Barry%20Trotz.jpg
lmao!!!!!!!!
I wish was Pronger, doing Avery in front of Marty. That would be like a thousand dreams come true!
;)
a thousand dreams come true! hey CR…check this out lmao
http://www.bobanddan.com/images/Barry%20Trotz.jpg
Ugh, Pens score.
If the Broadway Blues don’t make the playoffs, I hope the Black Hawks win it all. Oh, wait, that’s 60’s jargon. By the way, my listed email address here is…swedishwomanizer@....
Is that ok, or offensive to some? LOL. Well,it is sort of male chauvinistic piggy suggestive.
DAMMIT! Pit scores
OMG Linda. That’s hilarious. No neck Caligula!
damnit not that one!!!! forget that its a double…this one!!
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/310567/trotz_400.JPG
SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS GO PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there he is on tv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haaaaaaaaaa they missed his entire interview, except for the last 15 seconds, for a stupid commercial!! His head was seriously just placed on his body… there is no neck!!
LOL @ that picture….which leads me to…
Gerard Butler! Ohhhhh! Delicious. Yummy. Hot. Sexy voice. Whew! I’m sweatin’
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PENS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m sure Marty would be thrilled to see that in front of him…Man, it’s going to be a long summer…
Pens win :(
What’s the attraction with Gerard Butler? He doesn’t have a real 6-pack, that was CGI. He has a bear belly in real life.
ilb, please check email
I was only kidding, ilb.
Orr
His face and voice!
a BEAR belly???? eatin all that salmon eh??? ;-)
PING!!
Now, that’s hockey!
Yeah, but he has a bit of a weird looking face. It’s like a few bones in his face were broken, and they weren’t properly fixed.
lmao ORR, between the forehead and the chin?
Interesting call.
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Kane 1-0! Go Hawks!! Sorry, Linda
Taxi tipper…
no worries! i KNOW there’s no chance, but I had to go with my heart lol
Hawks Score!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1-0 Chi
.20 lmao
or should that be $0.20 ?
What’s 20 cents? Paradigms?
niiiiiiiiiice Olga!!!
ilb, tootoo looked like his manties were in a bunch there
Devils score. 4-3
i think chico just carcilloed himself.
Devs up 4-3. Chico sounds like he needs oxygen
Chico sounds like he has been without oxygen for too long…
Zach Parise. Think Hugh Jessiman, and FIRE SATHER!
stupid freakin rangers
manties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS GO DEVILS!!!!!!
Yeah, chronic hypoxia= brain damage
Gee Chico you think it was Zubrus’s stick if he’s getting credit for the goal?
Kovy with the empty netter! bOOOOOO
EN goal for Kovalchuk. That’s Game!
Wooohooo….Devils WIN!!!!!!
ok, i have no idea what she’s talkin about (guess i have yet to have my eyes assaulted with the commercial) but i just go this from my daughter:
sidney crosby has ruined reebok for me. if I have to see him in that commercial one more time looking at me like I am mario lemieux in a loin cloth, I am going to vomit in my mouth.
come on guys. you should not be rooting for the devils, you should be rooting for a catastrophe at the arena
Chico is a schmuck. He really overstates pretty obvious things. I wonder if he always comprehends what exactly he is saying himself
There he goes… Duct tape, anyone?
fIREHOUSE, i’ve been wishing for that for 3 days !
Good night, Carp!
Grabby, not sure where the love was coming from before, but I like it. Love you too, boo!
So much love for all you boneheads! CCCP and Linda and Carpy and mama and Ilb and the rest of you crazy kids <3
But no love for the Penguins. Except maybe Talrobot when he gets that hot beard going.
I’m not rooting for the Devils! I’m rooting AGAINST Philly.
too cute Sally, have a good nite! Glad you had a good time last nite
Sally meant to put:
“But no love for the Bruins or Penguins.”
Terry Crisp:
“they’re comin in fast, deep and hard!” YIKES!!!!!!!
5’7”...is that with skates? Player stats have been fudged (is that OK Carp?) forever. Gretzky @ 185 lbs.? LOL, ok, right?
Anyways…Previous post, Fran said @ 7:06 pm….
“I know that there are better coaches out there to be had.”
Exactly my thoughts/feelings on the subject! However, my question is, and has been, WHO?
So, please, tell me Carp, who would be a realistic and effective (winning) coach for this team?
CR9, heh that should just go without saying…
Chara is such a [Harry Dick].
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Dick_%28ice_hockey%29
I’m rooting for the Flowers. I don’t care that they eliminated us, they were clearly the better team, so they deserved the spot.
I hate Brodiva, and Chico way too much to see them win. And i don’t want to see Kovy happy.
Sorry Carp! :o
Chico is so bad…how bad is he? He’s so bad, I watched the game muted. Especially without Doc. It’s great that Doc is not there and I don’t have to hear him cry the Devils’ names, but his absense leaves Chico completely un-checked. Mute.
damnit ping!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
PING GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
billy
How do you watch a game on mute?
Not this game, but how would you watch a game that meant something to you (a Rangers game) on mute?
You feelin’ any better, Sally?
Good night, Sally!
billy, there ain’t a coach alive or dead who could do much with this team.
Carpini
Can I send you a copy of your book for you to autograph??
lol i like that THE GREAT CARPINI!!!
I mute Sam and Joe all the time, are you kidding?
i started muting the opposition announcers and listened to Kenny and Dave, even though it wasnt synced with the video.
Heh, a little better after a long nap. Thanks for asking, Carp! Goodnight!
Carp, there must be some one, for the love of all that is good. The current situation is just not good enough to win. That much may be obvious to me, but the solution is unclear at this time.
c’mon preds!
I mute them too, billy. Early Rock goes good with the Rangers. Especially when Joe gets falling all over the other teams players.
If you can’t tell what’s going on by looking, then you deserve Sam and Joe.
c’mon preds? What in holy Hell?
i go for the underdog
Rangers, Mets, Jets…. i dont know where that DNA came from, but..sigh, that’s how i roll
I cant stand listening to Joe and Sam any more than either of you (especially with them bathing the other teams’ players)...
but how do you know “immediately” when a penalty has been called, or if a play is offsides.
LOL. My Underdog is the Avalanche! I cant believe I just typed that.
Hey, the Rangers are building.
The Mets will fire Minaya and Manuel, and get better.
The Jets are becoming one of the best run organizations in the NFL, and Mark Sanchez is good….and GORGEOUS!
You can always root for the Yankees for me, Linda!
Underdog? Chicago hasn’t won a Cup since 1961. I’d say that qualifies…
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Linda, I stopped really paying attention after “Rangers, ****, ****... (I hope *’s are ok.). NYR is all that matters.
Dumont 2nd goal of the game!!
1-0 Avs
1-0 Yotes
Carp- Can we stop with the Queer Eye from the Queer Guy for awhile?
if i want to see NHL playoff hockey, it’s only 2 hours away.
thanks ORR, my other west picks doing ok so far!
No Neck and the Stache
billy, out west i went with the Avs the Kings the Preds and Rangers West
Oops… I forgot…We need the Canadiens to lose, we cant have them any closer to the 27 championships of the NYY!
yea, i just saw a rumor if Manuel is fired, Bobby V is in the wings… oy
Can’t do that last one CR, DNA hardwired very anti that!
that’s pretty great. I love goin to games. I saw the Sabres/Lightening this past regular season, and it was the own. Nothing like live hockey.
true Olga, but they are favored in this matchup
i’m going to a finals game tomorrow for my local team. Up 2-0 in a best outta 5!
Linda
For me, you can’t??
I’m hoping the Mets get better and become a good team, SOLELY for you!
245 left in the game!
aw CR you’re all aces!
Preds win!
Empty Net. Nashville seals the deal.
woooooooooooooooooooo empty netter! 3-1…
I remember the best of 5 series…the NHL really messed up in a lot of ways…
4-1!
Bwaha!
and another empty netter for a 4-1 lead with 13 ticks left
i totally agree with you billy!!!!
Wow, this is nuts…. What the byfuglien is going on in this opening round?!!?
Preds first road playoff victory ever!
Preds outshot the Hawks 13-4 in the third!!!!!!!!!
and call me old fashioned, but i liked the old playoff seedings better too… but that’s what it was like when i started watching
Does anybody have the first and second rounds of the 93-94 Rangers?
Incidentally, I heard Captain Cries a Lot is calling into Steve Sommers (sp?) tomorrow @ 2…
1st swept Isles, then Caps in 5…
2 empty netters, 4 goals in the 3rd. they are a scrappy bunch.
the west is NUTS!!!!!!!!
are you serious billy? i might have to fire up the computer and listen to that!
Colorado is still beating the Sharks 1-0… Go Avs!
billy
lol. i know. I was wondering if anybody had the rounds or if not, wanted them on DVD?
sorry my mistake 3 3rd period goals
Avs game on computer, Yotes on tv, fiancee doing homework
:-) ;-)
CR, my daughter and son in law got me the dvd collection for Christmas!
Rangers signed the dude with the nifty name… sweet! MZA+ MDZ=PP.
And the Preds won? whoa. The first games are looking like the first 2 days of the NCAA Tourney.
Linda
The first 2 rounds?
Linda, that dvd set doesn’t have the complete first & second round games does it?
hhhm DUH CR..nopers
lol mess i got special one hehehe i kid
DAMN YOU HOCKEYSTREAMS get your shibicky together!
you have em on dvd cr????
How amazing was Leetch in round 1? Pretty amazing. I don’t have those vids, but I do have Gretzky’s final game in full (I believe) on VHS. The coverage was a lot different then…at least J.D. kept Sam in check here and there…
Anybody know where i can watch the Avalanche feed of the Avs vs Sharks game? I can’t stand the Sharks guys.
I believe it was the Rangers/Penguins in the Great One’s last hurrah…I may be mistaken, I don’t know. I know the VHS is in a box somewhere though. LOL.
Prucha! No, he hasn’t scored, but the lil’ man is on my tv. I misss his smile.
I picked the Wings? oh boy, not lookin’ good early…already blew Caps in 4…
yes. got em on dvd! If any of you wanted it, I’d be glad to make you a copy.
DVD+Rs cost nothing, and the shipping costs nothing, so I wouldnt want anything (except for the good karma to bring Lebron to NY and the Yankees number 28).
i might take ya up on that CR! i’ll message you on FB later
billy
Jagr scores the game winner in overtime in that game.
I was so angry at Jaromir back then!
omg malhotra!!
Malhotra with his first ever playoff goal!
manny malhotra????
that guy is still in the NHL???
1-1 in both games
I’ve had NHL center ice for years, and one thing I’ve noticed is that almost every time I flip the channel to a Sharks game, they are on a power play. It’s uncanny…. I wonder what the stats are, if they’ve led the league the last few years.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOTES!!!!!!!
Hey, I don’t want to pour my salt on the wound, but has anyone seen that Brian Boucher “History Will Be Made” satire?
I gotta admit, it’s pretty darn funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz21OWHP3SE&feature=player_embedded
wolski with the goal
“THE SAVE” lol thanks for that WPB!
Jagr scores the game winner in overtime in WHAT game?
J.J. was a whining, cheating sloutch, and everybody knows it. He’s second-best in the school of Mary-O to Crosby, and he never stepped up as the captain of the Rangers.
I was never angry at Jaromir back then. I was just upset with the organization buying into a player rather than developing a winning solution. Jagr was a joke. We all know it.
Jagr scored the GW in Gretzkys last game.
Yotes again!!!
Hey CR,
I’d love to get my hands on some copies of those series. I have a ridiculous movie collection, maybe we could set up a trade. Let me know, thanks.
PHX SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Yotes are just not afraid of the Wings at all.
Here’s one of Milbury as well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaG695Ki8kg&feature=player_embedded
Next season’s Matt Gilroy. calling it now
Chuck
No need for a trade. I just want to help other Rangers fans!
But if you do have any old sports games, I am always interested.
I have a giant collection of Rangers games, as well as all other sports games, and am always looking to add to it.
This game is crazy!
my dishwasher carcillos out and i come back and it’s 3-3 wtf????
lmao milbury
WPB… bravo!!! ....forget it!! LMAO
CR,
I have some bones brigade skate videos, but that’s about it.
turnstiled…new verb
woooooooooooo AVS!
No problem, Chuck.
Are you on FB? You can just message me on there!
and the sharks score..
all this scoring, my head is spinning, what is this thing called offense?
avs come right back and score!!
CR,
I’m probably the only person on the planet that isn’t on facebook
nite guys! enjoy these 2 games and catch ya later!
Chuck, I don’t do facebook or myspace either. Just not my cup of tea. I am Batman after all, don’t need the self promotion. :)P
This is for you white plains:
http://www.nioutaik.fr/images/dossier25/batman0.jpg
Chuck
my email address is timsertain@yahoo.com
Thanks CR, I’ll shoot you an email tomorrow.
LETS GO YOTES!!!!!
Abdelcation!! BOOOOO!
Chuck, LOL. That one always cracks me up.
And then there’s this;
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/fat-batman.jpg
abdelkader’d
Seems like the Yotes and Wings are going with the ‘defense, what defense’ scheme in this game. I love it!
byfuglien abdelkader!
assen….not sure about this signing, guess we’ll see. Slatipuss needs to be focusing on getting the prust and shelley contracts done!!!!!!!
Freaking sens need to win that series, sutton is a monster, awesome CLEAN hit!
can’t believe my frakking cousin was signed by the flyers earlier this month!
wicky
Congrats! Flyers aren’t a bad team. Thankfully, it wasnt the Broooooooooooooooooooons!
srsly wicky?
WOOOOOOOO tied up!!
What a game!!
DOAN!!
Doan. This game is crazycakes
Lets go WINGS!!!!
Apr 2 Sebastien Caron G Signed as Free Agent (One-year contract) ??
Why are the Sharks a bunch of fails every year?
Last year, losing to the 1 seed, this year, losing 1st game.
They are the biggest underachieving team.
these games are lots of fun.
Sure does seem that way CR9
SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WINGIES!!!!!!
I LOVE HENRIK ZETTERBURG!!! HOTTTT HOTTTT HOTTT!!!!!
Darn. Zetts scores
ddebened
It must be the fault of the choke artist, Bahstin Joe Thornton!
Good night, kids.
Good night, Sally!
Is Henrik Zetterburg signed to a 12 year deal, or something like that?
I would really love to have 2 Henriks on our team. How awesome would that be?! And both of them are Studs (on and off the ice!)
That’s a cheap penalty. I’d be angry if that happened to the NYR.
Niters Carp!
mickey
yep, the link dde put up. He hasn’t been in the league for a couple of years, had a few decent seasons with the pens a few years ago. He is like a 3rd cousin or something distant like that.
SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WINGIES!!!!
NITE MICKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good Night Carp –
Some classic golf jokes
http://www.robinsweb.com/humor/golf.html
Looks like game over and a Wings win.
And with that, g’nite folks!
thought you guys might get a kick out of this tweet from igor larionov’s daughter
AlyonkaLarionov
According to my dad Abdul-Jabar just scored for the Wings. I think he’s just bitter that Justin’s wearing #8! ;)
wicky, that is pretty ccol, actually. Good for him.
Zetts with the hatty.
Really going now :)
Too bad Bryz couldn’t stop any puck tonight. So far a disappointing night..Hawks, Sens, and Yotes all lose. Don’t let me down, Avs!
5 on 3!!!!
That’s really cool of his daughter.
Is the Wing that got brain damage, and got brought on the ice in a wheel chair one time?
I always felt bad for that guy. I dont even remember what happened to him.
I wanna see some OT hockey!!! Come on, San Jose Thorntons!
lol
they just called him manny malMotra!
wow.
SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a play!!
And the rebound right to Pavelski with the open net!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg I just saw Jed Ortmeyer!! I didnt know he was a Shark!! He always looked more like a Dolphin to me!
If the Sharks lose this series, then keep someone needs to hide the keys of all of Heatley’s cars. That’s all i have to say.
..if the Sharks lose this series that team is getting blown up worse than the Enterprise in Star Trek III, and look for the Rangers to try and go after either Clowe or Setoguchi.
Sharks win.
Ugh, terrible night.
SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEE
SAN JOSE THORNTONS TIE IT UP!!!!!!!!!
http://twitter.com/RealKyper/status/12324101671
kypreos take on MZA
Even though the Sharks won, they have proved tonight they are going nowhere with goaltending like that. Nabby was AWFUL again tonight.
All these team can go take a fire Truck off and I hope every team loses!! I love when Ovechicken loses and the Devils lose. I hope the flyers beat all of ‘em so they know how it feels to lose to ‘em like we did!!Then I want Stinky Filly to get swept by some crappy west team. A team like Nashville . Garbage of all garbage.
CR9
it’s vlad konstantinov, and he was a STUD d man, one of my all time faves. He had a great nickname “vlad the impaler”!!
For CR9,your man hooked Bushs woman.
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/kim_kicks_with_soccer_hero_FgVIOjzNkMOjTlmRd7g38I
Not surprised about this signing, it was reported a while back in swedish np and I wrote it here: “What Sather wants, he gets” no matter the cost… so maybe he game him 60 Million for 10 years? :P
Good morning, boneheads! Some nice games last night.
But I want to say this: After 8 (eight!) years in the league, # 1 overall pick, immensely talanted player Ilya Kovalchuk has finally won his first playoff game. If that isn’t the best example of Mr. Bettman’s incompetence, I don’t know what is. Expansion teams, the owners not willing or able to spend, diluting the talent…It’s laughable that Atlanta is complaining about Ilya rejecting their offer. Yes, they want to make money, but those are competitive guys. They want to win.
One more expansion and Eric Cristensen will be centering the first line on one of those teams. Oh, wait…
Good morning, Carp!
Lets go Buffalo!
mornin ilbzo!!! best part of wakin up is ilbzo in your cup!! mornin heads!! mornin great carpini and the legendary babs!! mornin sallycakes,linda parm hero!!!, mickeyblueeyes!! mornin orrhole! trickywicky,wink martindale(woolery), the russian mob(cccp,4everranger, pavel,olga(slovak??)ilbzo!! mornin my nordic viking brothers(shory,tomb,rangerswede), my sicilian bros(nasty,tony in az,mako,,all other bonehead-erinos)the blog scout tr808!!, mornin jpg,ddbeded,jbytes,seth,somerset,pavel,spiderpig(where you guys at)??, mornin greg l!!!!!!! all the mikes,james’s,the white plains batman,the mouth,hedberg,truefans,salty,mandlebaum!!!!!! ctblueshirt,the blog poof(cr9)!! ur ok dude!! just no more you know what!!, morning staalwart,scx,noonan,bulldogline,morg,the messiah,billybleeds, onecup,vinny v, and some shout outs to old buddies who went awol(kaspar,li joe,wd40,ford,), and to new heads who i just cant remember the names. to all i forgot, good morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello Grabbycakes!
Good Morning All!
Ilb – my boss’s trip was cancelled do to the volcano. Sheeesh all of those poor people who were stranded. Thank GOD it didnt erupt when a plane was over it.
And AGREED with your last post! With all of the expansion team – it completely dilutes the talent pool. I think the NHL would be MUCH better if there were 4 less teams in the League.
Mike – Good morning to you! Oh BTW Im not Scilian ;) Father & fathers side is from Rome & Mom’s side is from Naples =P
Some great games last night!!!!! Great playoff hockey this year!!!!
Oh and WHY on God’s green earth would the Rangers sign a 160lb, 5’5” player? Im sure he’s 5’7” on skates.
zuccarello aasen? more like zuccarello AWESOME!
HELL YEAH!
DAMN YOU AVALANCHE!!
i think you forgot JOSH there grabby!
nyrcc, thanks for that!!! can i steal it from you?
Linda, from one bonehead to another, absolutely!
WoooooHooooo! I’m the blog POOF!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!
Chara loses his spleen tonight, you heard it here first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Konstantinov! Poor guy. Touching moment though when he came on the ice in the wheelchair (I think after the Wingies won the Cup??).
Cristiano is the most GORGEOUS man alive!! He’s a ManSlut!!! Anybody can bag KK! But she has all the right curves, though!!!!
Please let it be true, that we could get Zuc, I’ve seen him play for Modo, he’d be a fan favorite quickly I think.
Then we could go ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU when he scores.
Oh, and Barry Trotz= Al Capone.
lmao shor!
Was Glen Sather taking carcillo on that volcano?
MZA is a skillful and fiery player. But it remains to be seen how successful he will be skating against the likes of Chara and Pronger. Although, I remember Dawes undressing Pronger for GWG against the Ducks a few years back.
ilb, hopefully he’s not on a line with brashear and drury!!!
many thanks nyrcc
That’ll be tough to pull off, Linda. MZA may need to be situated somewhere in White Plains in order to play between the two of them :)
you KNOW Torts will give Brastrap another chance. He’s getting 1.4 million dolan dollars, he’ll at least be in camp lol!!! and a kid with a scoring touch, nifty moves, and some spit and vinegar in him. welcome to 3 minutes a night lol ;-)
the larry king comments on nydailynews.com are hilarious!!
here’s the funniest one so far
PresidentBizzarro
5:44 AM
Apr 16, 2010
This guy been taking so much viagra that when he dies they wouldn’t be able to close the casket!
The Avery Rules: History will be made.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZlUVcsxXcE&feature=related
Brash is probably going to the KHL.
As for MZA; before I get all excited I wanna see how this kid handles himself with all the physicality.
The NHL is truly the toughest league to play in and we’ve seen these “best player outside of the NHL” like Jiri Dopita and also Sergei Pryakin way back in the day come in before and have trouble adjusting to the physicality and 82 game grind.
Also, can you really see MZA and PAP getting top 9 minutes on the same team?
lmao Carp!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
It’s a shame that they screwed him. He played within the rules, he thought outside the box. He did what I had hoped players would do for a long time. And he got screwed for it.
with any luck, i could be in attendance, watching a hockey team win a championship trophy tonight!!!! In all my years of loving sports, this is the first POSSIBLE championship winning game I will be attending.
he played in the olympics
on the smaller ice
against nhl players
he had 70% of his teams scoring chances
we gave up nothing
its a 2 way contract for no more than 2 years
he shows up in camp and impresses great
if not its off to hartford
win/win situation
where is the negative in this?
this guy replaces pap
Someone should do a “History Will Be Made: Brashear”. and they the clip of him getting whacked by McSorley.
Or at least Simon “simonizing” Hollweg.
tr, it is win-win. it’s like gilroy. no risk.
gilroys contract was the only downfall. a sather vs burke bidding war, lol.
w/ mza hes 22-23 so its a 2 yr max @ 9xx,xxx a yr. plus bonuses.
Well, these the Montreal “monsters” are giving the Caps fits. He may fit…Two way contract, TR?
Wait, Buffalo-Boston is on NBC? EDZO?!
I know Versus gets a ton of Carcillo for it’s announcers and what not but that was a lot of hockey yesterday. Sometimes you have to be thankful for what you’ve got. Unfortunately networks aren’t knockin’ down the door to cover hockey.
about MZA, has it been confimed now that Gross has reported it ? Norwegian papers is refering to toronto star and says MZA told them to ask his agent and his agent is not answering any calls…
krissy
http://www.aftonbladet.se/sportbladet/hockeybladet/internationellt/nhl/article6971769.ab
The transition, however, teaches not be published until after the World Cup, when the rules say that NHL clubs can not negotiate with players before they are finished with the World Cup.
Lets go BUFFALO!!!!!!!!
Linda, you’ll be happy to know Puddin got a summer job. Check this out (hope it works)
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/They-don-t-make-mascot-mishap-videos-funnier-tha?urn=mlb,234800
right baqck at ya sally!!!
Enjoy the game today, LINDA!!!!
I did my lucky rain dance that the HAVOC win for ya!!!!!!!!!!!
lets go sallycakes!!!! onion ring eyes!!! ;)
new post.
sorry, grabby.
Noremry -LMAO I like how the other mascot carries on while his comrade has a broken neck
ORR- Cheerleading and Dance Competition on MSG+
I think you’d be all over this.
Did anyone watch Jerry manuel ( or emanuel) last night allow the Mets to commit seppuku before your very eyes? What is it with NY teams? They all seem determined to soil their subjects by hanging on to inept managers, GM, s and yes players.