It’s go time!

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Nothing much needed to be said. They’re talking about the “easy” schedule the Rangers have on TV. Well, they lost to Toronto. Tonight it’s the Islanders. It doesn’t get easier than those two teams. The Rangers better get two points tonight.

As expected, Gilroy and Lisin are prucha’d, Callahan, Avery and Boyle are out injured, and Voros, Ericksson, Parenteau and Locke are in.

To repeat: The Rangers are in a stretch drive with Voros, Ericksson, Parenteau and Locke in the lineup. Nice depth.

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I am not at the game, and for once I must admit I’m glad to not be at the game. Hate that trip to Nassau, and hate that building, and have had some horrible experiences out there — including getting my car totaled and cheating death right at the intersection outside that dump. Hate it.

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  1. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " Just win ,baby !!! " … says Greg L. on

    Go time go time go time go time go time!!!!!

  2. Linda GO PRUST on

    i’m with you rick, i always hated driving to that house of carcillo for anything!

  3. Somebody get Greg some cappuccino, chocolate and sugar packets.

    How about this clown calling him “Ronnie Greschner” and “Nicky boy Fotiu.” What kind of carcillo show do you think is going on out there.

    Potvin’s Ducks?

  4. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " Just win ,baby !!! " … says Greg L. on

    I LOVE YOU RANGERS!!!! Stop reading the blog on TWITTER Aaron Voros and GET OUT ON THAT ice and put down your blackberry!!!! It’s GO TIME!!! For Carping out loud folks , I WANNA HEAR some NOISEEEE!!!! Whos in da Houwseeee??

    Rangers are in the house.

    Chris Drury has now entered the building.

    At 7 million he’s much better than before, Smarter ,stronger ,and faster, the worlds first bionic man!!!

  5. Let’s Go Rangers!! Linda, you need to change your profile pic back tonight. A little rain must fall.

  6. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " Just win ,baby !!! " … says Greg L. on

    cappuccino, chocolate and sugar packets…??? Carp , are you trying to kill me??

  7. Olga Folkyerself on

    There is no “tanking” against the fishsticks,

    Let’s Go Rangers!

    FIRE SATHER!

  8. Linda GO PRUST on

    yikes. i got the mincedgayfishsticks stream….grrr. at least i get to hear howie rose though. and there’s deb, she has cool hair.

  9. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " Just win ,baby !!! " … says Greg L. on

    GO RANGERS , Beat this team DOWN!!!!

    down

    down

    to the ground!!!!!! win at all costs…well no pulling a Matt Cooke but ya know what im saying!!!!! We get to see fighting and Hockey tonight , we can’t lose!!!!

  10. Lin -Maybe the ghost of Tug McGraw needs to pay me visit.

    Greg- Was it just cigarettes you and Brash needed that ashtray for last night? :p

    Let’s hope the Rangers can cheat death too.

  11. tiny bubbles on

    will the Rangers make the playoffs?

    they are a LOCKE

    a Corey Locke

    smurfs unite…… smurf power

  12. Linda GO PRUST on

    lol DDE!!!

    lets have a great first 5 minutes boys!!! BE HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE HANK, and not huge the way CR would like lol ;-)

  13. Izzy Mandlebaum on

    Rangers need to Passover Atlanta and catch the Bruins. It’s a big point swing tonight.

  14. Linda GO PRUST on

    what if messier didn’t lift an entire city? holy carp, a few of the greatest days of my life would not have happened lol

  15. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " Just win ,baby !!! " … says Greg L. on

    ddebend …no comment :| , Brash is all “hush hush”

    EXCITED!!!????? Are you nuts? yer darn right I am!!!

    Go boys , its almost time!!

  16. Linda GO PRUST on

    Shor, WWE is gonna be here in Huntsville April 30! NOT missing it this time around!!

  17. Linda GO PRUST on

    and i think Mako has totally fallen off the grid lately. I hope everythings ok there.

  18. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " Just win ,baby !!! " … says Greg L. on

    Better watch out ORR , Megan Fox may be all old before she puts out another movie!!!! So your gonna have to find a new babe!!

  19. Linda GO PRUST on

    ssssssssssssh Nor, Locke might put one in our net! LMAO BAD EFFIN PENALTY!!! nice glide there guys

  20. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " Just win ,baby !!! " … says Greg L. on

    No worries , No worries…just a stuiped PP goal.

  21. Chris Says SELL SELL on

    Zero battle level.

    Hope you guys have a a back up plan because I predict we are turning this crap off soon

  22. Linda GO PRUST on

    lmao ‘the checking of wade redden’ the only checking he does is the zeroes on his paycheck

  23. The Rangers could have had Streit for far less than Redden. How did that one turn out for you Glennie?

  24. czechthemout!!! on

    one shot on goal in 5.5 minutes. We are ready for action tonight baby.

    On another note, today I got called by the garden to gouge my interest in playoff tickets. After a long laugh, I told them I would npot spend another penny on the Rangers until sather was fired. They started trying to sell me on the fact that the team has done well with Sather at the helm. At that point I hung up the phone on them.

  25. Linda GO PRUST on

    czech that is a great story! wish you had the audio to go with it! I love how you used GOUGE!!!

  26. Izzy Mandlebaum on

    CCCP- well, I pretty much wrote off this Ranger team. I was out finding something else to do for spring.

    And it looks like I better come up with something soon. 2-0 Fishies.

  27. czechthemout!!! on

    nice goal by hank there. I think HQ is in golf mode. As he should be. This team has hung him out to dry way too many times this year. He looks burned out both emotionaly and physically.

  28. Linda GO PRUST on

    lmao NOR i was wondering why he had to walk so far in queens for a burger king

  29. Nobody not nobody walks two hours to go to a burger king. that is a fact. you are clearly lying.

  30. They keep saying that the Rangers are playing loose. Well, Hank knows everything is on his shoulders, so I would guess that he is trying to do too much and over thinking. Of course, the rest of the team is loose, so… no worries, of course.

  31. It’s only a 20-25 minute walk back and forth, but i had to do some other things, and i had a craving for these crumb cake donuts so i went to a Waldbaums to get that, as well as some IBC Root Beers.

    I’m hungry today, despite the fact that this team makes me lose my appetite every time.

  32. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " Just win ,baby !!! " … says Greg L. on

    I dont care what anyone says…we’ve been getting crappy goaltending ALL season and HOW does our forwards get any momentum when a goal goes in the other end so easily ?

  33. I can’t wait until John Giannone (the suck reporter as per Don Cherry) asks Hank about these goals after the game.

  34. Linda GO PRUST on

    lmao Greg, our forwards haven’t exactly been setting the ice on fire even when hank does stand on his head

  35. Linda GO PRUST on

    and seriously, how many goals have been scored off our defensemen? and why don’t we bank more off the opposition dmen? grrrrrrrrrr

  36. GIFT OF GAB-orik ( Vinny V ) on

    i hear that…. it seems every other game a goal is going in off one of our guys…

  37. czechthemout!!! on

    Anybody notice Girardi lack of battle level ther against Moulson behind the net? Way to play for that contract Danny boy! As I type this, I am hearing names like Voros, Locke, P.A.P,Shelly,Ericson. I thought to myself, self, how can a team with so many AHL and ECHL players even hope to be in the playoffs? What a F……g JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  38. Linda GO PRUST on

    someone’s going to use the likeness of Mr. Softee and make a t shirt with him in a Rangers jersey oy vey

  39. Izzy! What in holy hell man? Where you been.

    I am very sad, scared and upset right now.

    hey ORR, I read today, allegedly said by your girl, that Fox has only known two men in the fleshy sense and would NEVER have a one night stand. Not sure I buy it, but that might help your cause!

  40. Linda GO PRUST on

    thank God this dreadful period is almost over, maybe they will show up for the 2nd

  41. Linda GO PRUST on

    ORR, you need to practice moderation with your donut eating, save a few for tomorrow and thursday lol

  42. Linda GO PRUST on

    for some reason, the duo of Torts and Sulli does not seem to inspire. They need to add a 3rd dude back there next season, someone who knows what the hell to do! oy vey

  43. What size is Sullivan talking about? Locke, PAP? Voros and Shelley that can’t keep up with the backup goalie sitting on the bench?

  44. Linda GO PRUST on

    czech, to be honest, i dont remember hearing either of their names called by howie so far.

    Shor,I think Orr’s expecting ;-)

  45. Linda GO PRUST on

    GO PREDS!!!

    wow, it would have been GREAT to have this guy instead of the shell of a shell of his former self Redden.

  46. He’s referring to the size of the widening gap between the Rangers and a playoff spot.

  47. Haha, you’d think i would look like Broduer after tonight, but i don’t, and wont. I usually gain a little weight, then go to sleep, and when i wake up, it’s gone. The inside of my body is like “The Hangover”

    If i become as fat as Broduer, you’ll know. I’ll have a bunch of typos due to my puffy fingers.

  48. Izzy Mandlebaum on

    Dubinsky says “we gotta get pucks in”. That’s hockey management material right there…

  49. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " Let's go , Let's go boys !!! " … says Greg L. on

    Wish I was in that lockeroom!!! I’d pace back and forth and just glare. Glareeeeee st ‘em.

    PAP , yer up with Gaborik and Drury …you center that line.
    Lemme see , waverwire or $7 million dollar Center…hmmmm.

    #1st line :Gaborik Drury (insert everyone)
    #2nd line: who cares
    #3rd line: left over pieces
    #4th line: insert Joke-anen with Voros and Shelly/Prust

    This game is FAR FROM over , do guys really think the Rangers are gonna make it easy on us?

  50. ORR, she kinda promotes that image….and don’t be starting fights with the seasoning for no reason!!

    guys, the yellow cake with chocolate frosting is the to die for…and those little chocolate chip cookies. mmmmmm.

    season must be near to over….the discussion has turned to cake.

    TR, help us!

  51. billybleedsblue on

    Orr, if you don’t like the chocolate ones the best, then I say, MORE FOR ME! :D Also, I didn’t say I would turn down a crumb donut, they are delicious too. What makes me crazy is when there’s donuts at work and somebody leaves a half of a donut in the box. Like, who wants half a donut that’s been manhandled by your filthy hands? Just take the whole thing and throw the other half away if you’re going to kid yourself about just eating half. I’ve seen this done with jelly donuts too, which is ridiculous.
    Also, typically when I buy donuts for work I get half jellys and half boston cremes. Those are really only the two types of donuts that should exist at coffee break. You can save your whole wheat or blueberry or strange holiday theme topping and glazed is just too boring.

  52. czechthemout!!! on

    Linda–

    Effectivness is relative. As a player, you can be effective on the ice by checking,scoring,etc… You can also be effective while your sitting on the bench. It does get cold out there on the ice you know and players like Prospal,Danny boy need a warm place to PARK THERE LAZY ASS!!!!!!!!!!

  53. requote from ORR: I usually gain a little weight, then go to sleep, and when i wake up, it’s gone.

    Buddy, you just crossed over to my dark side :)

    LGR!!!!!!!

  54. Linda GO PRUST on

    for the love of God, who actually orders a whole wheat donut…are you getting a diet mocha latte with that also??? SHEESH,that’s just beyond belief!

    Shor, it was on WGN the other night… hilarious!

  55. They have officially given up. 4 shots! I would say that 4 shots against the Islanders is horrid, but the Rangers are about to lose the season series to them. So, I think we can say the Islanders are actually the better team. Put Hank on there and they may have an extra 10 points. Now THAT is sad.

  56. >>Does Vinny Prospal still play for the Rangers?

    Yes, but he doesn’t always have to *perform*.

  57. billybleedsblue on

    “Ha Burger King, Donuts and Root beer? Come clean, Orr, you are Martin Brodeur.”

    LOL!
    ——————————–

    4 shots on goal? what a joke!

  58. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " Let's go , Let's go boys !!! " … says Greg L. on

    Vinny is invisable , yeah good cash spent , nothing for nothing.

    Orr , that BURGER KING burger is gross anyways. Too much goop and kinda bush-league. My daughter works at bBurger King …maybe she screwed up!!! HAHAHAHAHAA!!! Orr , your a fatty like Marty now…Megan Fox aint goin for that.

  59. These Miller Lite commercials are HORRIBLE. Why wouldn’t the guy be able to just get another one after he drinks the first? He has to trick the old guy? Or that other one where the couple are registering for wedding gifts, how does the guy get from Bed, Bath and Beyond to a giant beer set-up? Retarded.

  60. Trivia

    Q. Who scored the most goals in his first season with the Rangers?

    A. Chris Higgins

  61. Linda GO PRUST on

    lmao orr, even worse is when the man leaves like two sheets of tp on the roll, and the new roll is sitting right in front of his face, and he refuses to put it on the roller. Men are freakin funny

  62. “Joe M’s favorite Dunkin’ Donut is that long plain stick, ha.”

    Hahaha, gross!!

    GREG

    Lol, no way. I don’t gain more then six pounds, but i can easily jog that off.

    I’m probably gonna have to start eating all “healthy” in 10 years. That’s gonna suck.

  63. The schedule might be easier but at best the Rangers have 2nd and 3rd line players in 1st line roles. And tonight they have players that shouldn’t even be on NHL rosters as their top 9 forwards.

  64. Linda GO PRUST on

    coming from someone in a relationship with a person who eats the same 6 things every day, i’m lmao @ you Orr!

  65. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " Let's go , Let's go boys !!! " … says Greg L. on

    Something for nothing…..wohooooo!!!

    Something for nuthin…yeah yeah!!!

  66. Linda GO PRUST on

    the Preds are the number 5 seed so far, and i got my email for presale playoff tix today! i’m wondering if i should get some, but then i want to go to the wrestling event!

    FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST IS ALIVE AND WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  67. WHY does Torts put the fourth line out after EVERY RANGER GOAL. Oh Prust going to the box as I’m writing. 3 on 5.

  68. Linda GO PRUST on

    lmao @ supposebly

    wow, not a wise play… and i am way behind you guys as usual!!

  69. Linda GO PRUST on

    even with the retirements of fraser and mccreary, the officiating is going to be even worse next year with the intrerpretation of new rules. they need to take into consideration the fact that a lot of guys purposely turn their backs when they know someone’s coming.

  70. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " Let's go , Let's go boys !!! " … says Greg L. on

    Keep Attacking boys , the ice is terrible and we can get some forced turn-overs!!! GO GO GO GO !!!!

  71. If Gaborik cant turn it on right now…what can we expect from him in playoffs?

    Gaborik = *Gavno*Rik (gavno is carcillo in Russian)

  72. Linda GO PRUST on

    CCCP, guess TORTS wasnt seeing enough out of him eh He didnt score in the first period so he’s not worthy

  73. What happened Joe? I thought Semin had the best shot in the league? Oh wait, was it Ovechkin? No, no, it’s was Kovalchuk? Crosby? Malkin??? NOW, Stamkos??

    Joe’s the guy who’s always lying aboot who his best friend really is. He always says it’s John Dough, but it’s really Joe Doe, but he’s always hanging out with Pilsbury Dough.

    Hate!!!

  74. That Gabby pass to Dubi, with D missing, is exactly the play the Rangers die by. Gabby does something great, but is let down. If the other guys could handle his skills, no one would be complaining that he’s not stepping up down the stretch.

    Eat that, Torts.

  75. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " Let's go , Let's go boys !!! " … says Greg L. on

    THEY DO READ THE BLOG!!!! THANKS Aaron Voros for showing it to Prospal and Jokanen on yer blackberry!!!!

    BLOG TO THE RESCUE!!!

  76. Linda GO PRUST on

    olli olli oxen free!!!!!!! now the 4th line will come out and then olli will take a penalty on his next shift lol

  77. Hope, hope, hope….I am hoping….Greg, positive attitude right! OY! I wish I had some kugel to snack on right now. eff the cake!!!

  78. It starts to slow down at 25 Orr. You can’t eat everything you want without working out and your hangovers start to get worse.

  79. Don’t make me cry over Aves’ loss for the season. I can’t handle it.

    feh, 20, I had metabolism then too. call me in 20 ORR :)

  80. Linda GO PRUST on

    slithers. it sounds fine when howie says it… if micheletti or beninati say it, it just sounds perverse

  81. Linda GO PRUST on

    LMAO mama! if there was one thing i could have back from the age of 20, it’d be the metabolism!

  82. “lets have a great first 5 minutes boys!!! BE HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE HANK, and not huge the way CR would like lol ;-)”

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  83. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " Let's go , Let's go boys !!! " … says Greg L. on

    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Gaborik with Drury and Voros , NOW THATS A LINE!!!!

    Wohoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

  84. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " Let's go , Let's go boys !!! " … says Greg L. on

    HEY HEY HEY HEYYYY , Yeah!!!

  85. Yeah trust me Orr, I’m a few weeks shy of 30. I was a runner in HS, tall and lean. I worked out a little in college and never had a problem with weight and then started to get a little soft in areas I hadn’t worried about before in my mid 20’s. I went back to working out on a regular basis but it was an eye opener.

  86. Linda GO PRUST on

    lmao @ that carcillo stain gettin a penalty punchin Prust in the face in front of the ref!!

  87. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " Let's go , Let's go boys !!! " … says Greg L. on

    ROLL’N…. ROLL’ N down da rivaahhhhh!!!

  88. why cant we score on the freaking pp and take control and put them on the ropes.

    that pp will be costly

  89. Girardi blocks shot (w/ jewels teaser) > Jokinen ganks Kyle Okposo (stick break) > glove side goal > ROLOSON MELTDOWN (ENCORE) > ROLOSON MELTDOWN REPRISE

  90. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " Let's go , Let's go boys !!! " … says Greg L. on

    Alright !!! That looker room “stare” I delivered worked!!!

    Ok boys were back in the dressing room and back in the game and now we are starting to take it over.

    No rest for the wickys , time to shine or ride the PINE!!!
    I love pa’S Energy and having a Horse like Voros out there is huge!!! No Avery so Voros is the ticket!! We can’t be satisfied. We win tonight and the Ball will be in our court. Time to get a hole in one and get the golden goals. Slam dunk these chumps and then celebrate with a touchdown dance!!! Go for the home run baby!!

  91. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " Let's go , Let's go boys !!! " … says Greg L. on

    Wohoooooooooo gotta love the playoffs!!! ( this is OUR playoffs)

  92. I really like PA. Take a look at those stickhandling skillz behind the net then set himself up for a nice deflection that almost went in. That actually lead to Roloson’s initial “waaahh Dubinsky why did you try and get that rebound” meltdown. HE IS STEAMED HAHAHA!

    Also #4 is giving Blowsival confidence on that powerplay (albeit against the Islanders). He’s been playing better lately.

    I love Prospal sign that man to a 2 year deal he still wants to play.

  93. Linda GO PRUST on

    did we magically get SIZE since the toronto game. Goring is saying the Rangers used their size. hmmm

  94. Holy **** This UConn womens team just annihilates teams.

    Thankfully, Geno Auriemma, if he is a scumbag at all, does not reach the height of scumbaggery of Jim Calhoun. I’ve even heard the two coaches have a dispute.

  95. Significantly more John? Only about 35 seconds more than Staal and he was on for a full 2 minute PP.

  96. WTF Devils. You haven’t played since Sunday and the Bruins played last night and had to travel. Your karma better be an own goal off the skate of Mike Mottau (closest name to Matteau) in OT for whatever game you get eliminated.

  97. I love my hair, but I am pulling it out tonight!

    I maintain, Vinny is more clutch than the captain…

    Greg, LMAO at your posts.

  98. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " Let's go , Let's go boys !!! " … says Greg L. on

    Better get shoe-shine box out for the Azzlanders.

  99. Anybody want to guess the size of the ‘not so litte’ Aves?

    16 inches, perhaps! Maybe 2 feet, for his stints with the Rangers!!

  100. We all know that Jaromir, Henrik, and Avery need not use Extenze, but I am in need of accurate information.

    Enough with this guessing.

    When I dream of their “not so little ones”, I need the exact size, dammmmmmit!

  101. back down, as in back off your Aves?

    or back down off the very interesting, exciting topic of conversation?

    :)

  102. Bruins PP with 2 minutes left in regulation, that means they should get a point at least.

  103. Linda GO PRUST on

    kate gosselin, levi johnston and andrew giuliani, please disappear from earth.

  104. Linda GO PRUST on

    so many more to add to that list Laurel, but those were the top 3 for that moment in time lol

  105. Orr

    I agree with you regarding Elin. She is hot, but like you said, she doesn’t hold a torch to the Jaromir.

  106. Linda GO PRUST on

    Orr, sorry i dont think of those things, but i agree, she needs to disappear too! stupid media making oxygen thieves famous!

    ugh

  107. I just came up with a way to help reignite marriages, and help the intimacy of marriages. It would never fail!

    All they need are pictures of the Jaromir, clothed or unclothed (preferably unclothed)!

    Could you imagine the spark that a picture of Jaromir would provide?

  108. CR, thanks buddy!! appreciate it.

    Uh oh, 5 left. (no SO, no SO…)

    Linda, my list (all girlfriends of famous married men who are so hurt, disappointed that they want their wives) and a million other people are on mine! But I love your list! Giuliani Jr. has been on mine for years! What made you pick him?

  109. Linda GO PRUST on

    awesome! New Godzilla movie for 2012!!!

    how many times a game does rozsi fall down??

  110. the nurse in that ed “too tall” jones geico commercial has got to be like 4’3″ tall.

  111. Linda GO PRUST on

    his lawsuit against duke for getting kicked off the golf team was tossed today. What a carcillohole! big doofus looking freak! he was THE MOST annoying kid ever! guess he’s keeping his streak alive as an ‘adult’

  112. Mama, now that you’re back from your much deserved vacation, are you going to get back to trying to get shirtless photos of Aves (or perhaps underwear modeling Aves photos)?

  113. Olga Folkyerself on

    There’s no analysis needed. You’re just an Ignoranus. (A stupid a-hole)

  114. It’s all your fault, Orr. Why dont you keep saying Rangers score when we dont, and maybe we will.

  115. Linda GO PRUST on

    someone jumped off the empire state building today. i know there are many issues encompassing someone deciding to take their own life, but do it in a way that does NOT endanger innocent people just going about their daily lives. (Honestly, I wish people would not feel that horrible,that alone.)

    this team is just too much

  116. I would have died in laughter if that went in, after that idiot Sam said the Rangers are gonna win this one.

  117. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " Let's rest up boys ,well deseved victory !!! " … says Greg L. on

    Who care what the Bruins do , well ok I do care alittle bit BUT were gonna win the rest of our games and makes some FIRETRUCKING NOISE!!!!!!!!!!

    RANGERS WIN !!! RANGERS WIN !! RANGERS WIN !!RANGERS WIN !!RANGERS WIN !!! RANGERS WIN !!! RANGERS WIN !!!RaNGERS WIN !!RANGERS WIN !!! RANGERRS WIN !!! RANGERS WIN !!!RANGERS WIIN !!!RANGERS WIN !!! RANGERS WIN !!! RANGERS WIN !!!RANGERS WIN !!!!!

  118. Sather's WrapUp on

    Hey there, Ranger Fans! Looks like a big game out on the island tonight. Unfortunately, I won’t be there, got another date with Megan Fox. Maybe I’ll get lucky again! See if ORR can get THAT image out of his head. He he he…

    Muck! Muckler! Did you hear the fans chanting during the game when we were 2 goals down? Sounded a lot like FIGHT A SAILOR. See if you can find out what it means. Oh, and tell them they better stop playing Zoot Suit Riot during stoppages. Just in case…

    (singing) “The best things in life are free, But you can keep them for the birds and bees, Now give me money,That’s what I want!” Uh-oh. That’s Dolan’s newest ringtone. I better get this… Hey There Big Guy! What? What about the playoffs? Don’t worry we aren’t done yet. Plenty of time left. I know you’re counting on that playoff money for your Cranio-Rectal Inversion Operation. Tell me, is it being inserted or removed? (click)

    Keenan! Start warming up, I may have to put you in as coach soon. Now go over to Dolan’s office and calm him down. You did? When? You gave him your resume? Listen don’t get any ideas. Have you ever played Whack-A-Mole? Well just remember, I have the only hammer and all you guys are the freakin’ moles. Get it?

    You think that we don’t have Ranger Fans throughout the World? Recently, I got a letter from a Ranger fan way out in Africa! I got it from this Chief Mubumbo of the Luganda Tribe of East Africa. It says, “Thank you for sending Ranger Road Tour bus for visit to our village. We had huge feast with tour bus and we ask you send Ranger people out here next year, too. That last batch was delicious!”

    By the way, the Chief has e-mailed me to get personally involved with a plan to transfer millions in funds out of his country, right into my personal bank account. I’m gonna make a bundle on this!

    Uncle Glennie

  119. Oy. last posters before me, I’m with you…but…I don’t know, is there a but? Hope, hope, right Greg? Sigh. Gotta go….a real TA! Catch you all tomorrow.

    I miss Aves, regardless of the score :(

  120. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " Nothing to lose ,baby!!! " … says Greg L. on

    RANGERS WIN , YEAHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOO!!!

    Lots of heart tonight , Im proud.

  121. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " Nothing to lose ,baby!!! " … says Greg L. on

    Sather and Megan Fox …that’s super-sick . Is Cr9 behind all that?

    Time to go out and DRIVE to Burger King MMMM Im gonna celebrate by having the Super Whopper ORR missed out on!!!
    It cost a few bucks more so ORR , ya got ripped off!!!!

    Still dont hear no fat lady sing yet…

  122. ORR..Supporter Of The Epic Beard Man !!!: the JERK STORE called and they are running out of YOU

  123. Olga Folkyerself on

    Sather and Megan Fox …that’s super-sick . Is Cr9 behind all that?

    No, if it were CR9 it would be HIM and Sather.

  124. Linda GO PRUST on

    the pittsburgh steelers are channeling the cincinnati bengals of a few seasons ago.. lmao

    Dude, imagine if he had a number one center all year, he might have broken Jagr’s record

  125. Tank The Season on

    You guys DO realize that if the Flyers drop out, Atlanta gets in right?

    Unbelievable that our craptacular team can’t even tank correctly. When will they lean that the time for winning this season has come and gone?

  126. You’re not kidding, Linda. About both, having a legit number one center for Gabs, and facebook sucking carcillo.

  127. “You go to the jerk store? What does that make you?? Ahaha, dork!”

    Nah bro they called me looking for YOU. THEIR BEST SELLER!

  128. Linda GO PRUST on

    Dude, we can dream all we want about that number one center, but you know that slats will seduce and entice some 35 year old winger with another “outbids himself” sather contract.

  129. billybleedsblue on

    Linda, it wouldn’t be the Rangers if we didn’t go out there and overpay a 35 year old twilight has-been. Let’s Go Rangers!

  130. Linda GO PRUST on

    shor, i do not like older men! eeeeeeeeeeeew he’s just horrendous! and billy, how right you are

  131. Ewwwwwwww. U think I’d do the Slats machine? NO WAY!!!!

    **throws up even thinking about Slatsman**

  132. billybleedsblue on

    HA. The google ad at the top of my page says, “Doughnuts Stores
    Looking for Doughnuts Stores? Find Nearby Locations & Directions! ”

    hahaha, nice job internet. what was started as a way to share information has turned into a targeted commercial. What a joke.

  133. “Wow, even worse you gave them your home phone number. So, once again, what does that say aboot YOU?? Lmao. Try again.”

    I have no idea I don’t even use my landline. The Jerk Store keeps calling this deadbeat loser who used to have my number named “Anthony Gusto”. Could that be you?

  134. Anyone else think Redden should just embrace his heel status among Ranger fans and just start carrying around the million dollar belt like Ted DiBiase? He just needs to work on his maniacal laugh for interviews with Giannone.

    “Hahahahahahahahah, Ranger fans! You wish you were me! You don’t have my money, or my talent to throw pucks randomly along the wall, or my raw ability to avoid ever throwing a check! And this Sunday, when I blow our chances at the playoffs by getting caught pinching yet again, you’ll realize that for my salary, everybody’s gotta pay! Hahahahahahah!”

  135. Seth (THE REAL ONE) on

    nice sedar special comeback win!!! only saw the 1st period gonna watch the rest now!!!

    i think it was the talk i had with jokinen at nobu! 1st star-did he back check at all tonight or just play hard in the offensive zone….no way do we comeback from a 2-0 at MSG to win this game it just does not happen!!!

    either way just WIN BABY HEAVE HO 6 MORE IN A ROW,,,,,

  136. Linda GO PRUST on

    putting away 15 dozen eggs is NOT fun!!!

    what is fun is a FANKIST GOAL, and this team just messing with us until the end!

  137. Linda GO PRUST on

    lmao shor, that’d be too much. actually, the man is a bodybuilder. he goes through that in about 9 days.

  138. billybleedsblue on

    15 dozen eggs is his first breakfast. He likes pancakes with real canadian maple syrup for second breakfast. Martin is fat!

  139. NOON

    You just ruined it. You’re trying a little too hard.

    And of course the jerk store would run out of me, I’m a popular guy. Just ask all of the people that say they ignore me, yet always respond to me, ahaha.

    Not counting JJP. He claims that he “skips my posts”, yet he posts once every 2-4 months to let me know. Another doofus.

  140. Broduer eats 15 donuts to use as bait, so he can tell his kids that their breakfast is in his stomach. It’s his excuse to eat something a little more bigger, and heavy.

    It’s like a Looney Toons cartoon.

    Or more up to date, it’s like Kenny in South Park. He always kids killed, but he always comes back. The little Broduer’s get eaten, but always come back out.

    Hopefully they come back from the entrance, and not the exit, if ya know what i mean.

  141. Haha, yeah Virgil!

    I’m pretty sure Ron Du-Gay already pretends to be Shawn Michaels. He probably sings that song in the bathroom while he combs his chest hair.

    I’m just a sexy hockey boy (sexy hockey boooy-oy), My wife doesn’t need any toyyyss (Say no to toooy-oys), I’m just a sexy hockey boy!

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