Nothing much needed to be said. They’re talking about the “easy” schedule the Rangers have on TV. Well, they lost to Toronto. Tonight it’s the Islanders. It doesn’t get easier than those two teams. The Rangers better get two points tonight.
As expected, Gilroy and Lisin are prucha’d, Callahan, Avery and Boyle are out injured, and Voros, Ericksson, Parenteau and Locke are in.
To repeat: The Rangers are in a stretch drive with Voros, Ericksson, Parenteau and Locke in the lineup. Nice depth.
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I am not at the game, and for once I must admit I’m glad to not be at the game. Hate that trip to Nassau, and hate that building, and have had some horrible experiences out there—including getting my car totaled and cheating death right at the intersection outside that dump. Hate it.
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Mandlebaum
lets go rangers!
Let’s Go Black Hawks
Go time go time go time go time go time!!!!!
REPOST
Song for Redden/Dolan/Drury/your favorite overpaid Ranger:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm4TG56KGZ4&feature=related
The second pic is Brashear haha
LETS GO RANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i’m with you rick, i always hated driving to that house of carcillo for anything!
Somebody get Greg some cappuccino, chocolate and sugar packets.
How about this clown calling him “Ronnie Greschner” and “Nicky boy Fotiu.” What kind of carcillo show do you think is going on out there.
Potvin’s Ducks?
LTR [Let’s Tank Rangers]!
I LOVE YOU RANGERS!!!! Stop reading the blog on TWITTER Aaron Voros and GET OUT ON THAT ice and put down your blackberry!!!! It’s GO TIME!!! For Carping out loud folks , I WANNA HEAR some NOISEEEE!!!! Whos in da Houwseeee??
Rangers are in the house.
Chris Drury has now entered the building.
At 7 million he’s much better than before, Smarter ,stronger ,and faster, the worlds first bionic man!!!
Gotta go, it’s only 3:55 here in AZ. DVR the game & watch it after work
LGR !
JBytes- bite me !
Let’s Go Rangers!! Linda, you need to change your profile pic back tonight. A little rain must fall.
cappuccino, chocolate and sugar packets…??? Carp , are you trying to kill me??
done nor! LETS GO RANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is no “tanking” against the fishsticks,
Let’s Go Rangers!
FIRE SATHER!
Corey Locke looks like he’s a second year Bantam, lol
yikes. i got the mincedgayfishsticks stream….grrr. at least i get to hear howie rose though. and there’s deb, she has cool hair.
Deb Placey>>>>>>>>>> Joe Micheletti
GO RANGERS , Beat this team DOWN!!!!
down
down
to the ground!!!!!! win at all costs…well no pulling a Matt Cooke but ya know what im saying!!!!! We get to see fighting and Hockey tonight , we can’t lose!!!!
billy jaffe oy, the isles version of michelobetti
Greg, are you excited?
Locke will score tonight. All our AHL forwards score in their first game.
Joe Mich is loving his long stick.
Lin -Maybe the ghost of Tug McGraw needs to pay me visit.
Greg- Was it just cigarettes you and Brash needed that ashtray for last night? :p
Let’s hope the Rangers can cheat death too.
will the Rangers make the playoffs?
they are a LOCKE
a Corey Locke
smurfs unite…... smurf power
lol DDE!!!
lets have a great first 5 minutes boys!!! BE HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE HANK, and not huge the way CR would like lol ;-)
Rangers need to Passover Atlanta and catch the Bruins. It’s a big point swing tonight.
what if messier didn’t lift an entire city? holy carp, a few of the greatest days of my life would not have happened lol
ddebend …no comment :| , Brash is all “hush hush”
EXCITED!!!????? Are you nuts? yer darn right I am!!!
Go boys , its almost time!!
Shor, WWE is gonna be here in Huntsville April 30! NOT missing it this time around!!
and i think Mako has totally fallen off the grid lately. I hope everythings ok there.
Better watch out ORR , Megan Fox may be all old before she puts out another movie!!!! So your gonna have to find a new babe!!
LGR!!!
Sadly, everybody else’s AHL players score their first NHL game against us.
Rangers Gametime is …Now!!!
That’s goal, not game. lol
Dumb.
Ugh! How many times has that happened this year?
ssssssssssssh Nor, Locke might put one in our net! LMAO BAD EFFIN PENALTY!!! nice glide there guys
What a start
Redden is a joke. too many men. too many multi-million $ girly men on the roster
GREG
She has 3 movies coming out. Haha.
Seasons over!!
Stupid too many men puts them down 1-0
Great start! Too many men on the ice and a GOAL!!
No worries , No worries…just a stuiped PP goal.
what an carcillo stained mess
desperate and fragile new york rangers team LMAO, thanks Howie
Shelley needs to fight Gillies before Voros does. I fear for V’s life, cause Gillies knows Kung Fuud.
lmao @ kung fuud!
Zero battle level.
Hope you guys have a a back up plan because I predict we are turning this crap off soon
Every team has a goal song with tribal singing in it now.
Do we have a shot on goal yet?
Joe keeps talking about his long stick. sounds like an Extenze comml
what did i miss?
lmao ‘the checking of wade redden’ the only checking he does is the zeroes on his paycheck
Chicago Black Hawks @ St. Louis on Versus at 8. That’s my backup plan.
The Rangers could have had Streit for far less than Redden. How did that one turn out for you Glennie?
Izzy
We were worrying about you…Passover celebration got to you?
lmao huey
Well, Isles are controlling play. Game over.
one shot on goal in 5.5 minutes. We are ready for action tonight baby.
On another note, today I got called by the garden to gouge my interest in playoff tickets. After a long laugh, I told them I would npot spend another penny on the Rangers until sather was fired. They started trying to sell me on the fact that the team has done well with Sather at the helm. At that point I hung up the phone on them.
Hey everyone!
Rangers have come out flying tonight! Egads.
Gouge is the operative word in that story. lol
R&R as a pair? What could possibly go wrong?!
LOUD F-bomb there
Did Hank drop that F-Bomb? lol
czech that is a great story! wish you had the audio to go with it! I love how you used GOUGE!!!
Burger King sucks. I walked in the rain for the last 2 hours to get a fuggin Steakhouse XT, and these idiots gave me a fuggin WHOPPER by accident!!!!!
I should piss in all their ears!
Hank better start sayin FIRETRUCKIN!!! he IS a bonehead!!!!
LOL
Softqviiist..
Soooooftttqviiiiist..
Come out and play-e-aaaaayy…
Another F-Bomb coming!
CCCP- well, I pretty much wrote off this Ranger team. I was out finding something else to do for spring.
And it looks like I better come up with something soon. 2-0 Fishies.
softie Henrik. season’s over
HOLY EFFIN CARCILLO STAIN!!!!!!!
nice goal by hank there. I think HQ is in golf mode. As he should be. This team has hung him out to dry way too many times this year. He looks burned out both emotionaly and physically.
Orr, do you live in the Mojave Desert? 2 hours to the nearest BK?
lmao NOR i was wondering why he had to walk so far in queens for a burger king
Nobody not nobody walks two hours to go to a burger king. that is a fact. you are clearly lying.
They keep saying that the Rangers are playing loose. Well, Hank knows everything is on his shoulders, so I would guess that he is trying to do too much and over thinking. Of course, the rest of the team is loose, so… no worries, of course.
It’s only a 20-25 minute walk back and forth, but i had to do some other things, and i had a craving for these crumb cake donuts so i went to a Waldbaums to get that, as well as some IBC Root Beers.
I’m hungry today, despite the fact that this team makes me lose my appetite every time.
I dont care what anyone says…we’ve been getting crappy goaltending ALL season and HOW does our forwards get any momentum when a goal goes in the other end so easily ?
lmao ORR. crumb cake donuts,entenmanns???
I can’t wait until John Giannone (the suck reporter as per Don Cherry) asks Hank about these goals after the game.
did Prust just get a penalty? WTF just happened?
lmao Greg, our forwards haven’t exactly been setting the ice on fire even when hank does stand on his head
and seriously, how many goals have been scored off our defensemen? and why don’t we bank more off the opposition dmen? grrrrrrrrrr
i hear that…. it seems every other game a goal is going in off one of our guys…
Anybody notice Girardi lack of battle level ther against Moulson behind the net? Way to play for that contract Danny boy! As I type this, I am hearing names like Voros, Locke, P.A.P,Shelly,Ericson. I thought to myself, self, how can a team with so many AHL and ECHL players even hope to be in the playoffs? What a F…...g JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gollum goring… loverly
LIN
Yeah, they’re so damn good. I always get the 8 pack with the 2 crumb, 2 chocolate, 2 glazed, 2 regular, but they had an 8 pack of crumb cake donuts!
$5.00 well spent.
I guess their sticks are just too long. lol
Pity penalty to the Fishsticks.
someone’s going to use the likeness of Mr. Softee and make a t shirt with him in a Rangers jersey oy vey
Izzy! What in holy hell man? Where you been.
I am very sad, scared and upset right now.
hey ORR, I read today, allegedly said by your girl, that Fox has only known two men in the fleshy sense and would NEVER have a one night stand. Not sure I buy it, but that might help your cause!
Two minutes each for loving each other too much.
entenmanns has tasty donuts. haven’t had one in a long time.
Lotta whistles tonight. Referee Conspiracy anyone?
lmao @ loving each other too much!!
Jokinen is the new Higgins.
Crappy goaltending all season???????? What? I mean…...WHAT?
the chocolate frosted ones are the best. everyone knows that.
LMAO @ howie saying just a tender moment! too damned funny
billy, i agree with you , then the crumb cake ones.
MAMA
Yeah, i don’t know where Salty Dupuis gets all this “Fox is trashy” carp from. He must get rejected by chick a lot, who knows.
She’s dating a has been. I think, if i was actually semi rich, i have a great chance.
Cory Locke has been especially effective tonight.
BILLY
They are great, but they’re just too easy to get. The crumb cake ones are unique.
I was tempted to get the apple turnover 4 pack, but i didn’t want to throw up. But, after this game, i might.
thank God this dreadful period is almost over, maybe they will show up for the 2nd
ORR, you need to practice moderation with your donut eating, save a few for tomorrow and thursday lol
P.A.P has also been especially effective tomight.
Maybe Brian Austin Green will make a comeback. A has been at like what 35? lol
Ha Burger King, Donuts and Root beer? Come clean, Orr, you are Martin Brodeur.
for some reason, the duo of Torts and Sulli does not seem to inspire. They need to add a 3rd dude back there next season, someone who knows what the hell to do! oy vey
man we got owned that
better turn it around 2nd period
If Gianone and Sully don’t have some sort of crush on each other, then my Gaydar is officially entering Dredden status.
Aaron Voros has been especially effective tonight.
Guess they finally got the memo about tanking for the draft lottery.
What size is Sullivan talking about? Locke, PAP? Voros and Shelley that can’t keep up with the backup goalie sitting on the bench?
czech, to be honest, i dont remember hearing either of their names called by howie so far.
Shor,I think Orr’s expecting ;-)
Does Vinny Prospal still play for the Rangers?
CT, maybe they are talking about size the way CR does???
GO PREDS!!!
wow, it would have been GREAT to have this guy instead of the shell of a shell of his former self Redden.
He’s referring to the size of the widening gap between the Rangers and a playoff spot.
Haha, you’d think i would look like Broduer after tonight, but i don’t, and wont. I usually gain a little weight, then go to sleep, and when i wake up, it’s gone. The inside of my body is like “The Hangover”
If i become as fat as Broduer, you’ll know. I’ll have a bunch of typos due to my puffy fingers.
Dubinsky says “we gotta get pucks in”. That’s hockey management material right there…
Wish I was in that lockeroom!!! I’d pace back and forth and just glare. Glareeeeee st ‘em.
PAP , yer up with Gaborik and Drury …you center that line.
Lemme see , waverwire or $7 million dollar Center…hmmmm.
#1st line :Gaborik Drury (insert everyone)
#2nd line: who cares
#3rd line: left over pieces
#4th line: insert Joke-anen with Voros and Shelly/Prust
This game is FAR FROM over , do guys really think the Rangers are gonna make it easy on us?
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I CANT WATCH THIS CRAP ANYMORE
BLOW THIS TEAM UP
lmao ORR like the south park kids when they were playing that video game!!!!
ORR, she kinda promotes that image….and don’t be starting fights with the seasoning for no reason!!
guys, the yellow cake with chocolate frosting is the to die for…and those little chocolate chip cookies. mmmmmm.
season must be near to over….the discussion has turned to cake.
TR, help us!
Orr, if you don’t like the chocolate ones the best, then I say, MORE FOR ME! :D Also, I didn’t say I would turn down a crumb donut, they are delicious too. What makes me crazy is when there’s donuts at work and somebody leaves a half of a donut in the box. Like, who wants half a donut that’s been manhandled by your filthy hands? Just take the whole thing and throw the other half away if you’re going to kid yourself about just eating half. I’ve seen this done with jelly donuts too, which is ridiculous.
Also, typically when I buy donuts for work I get half jellys and half boston cremes. Those are really only the two types of donuts that should exist at coffee break. You can save your whole wheat or blueberry or strange holiday theme topping and glazed is just too boring.
Ha Linda that was a great episode
Linda—
Effectivness is relative. As a player, you can be effective on the ice by checking,scoring,etc… You can also be effective while your sitting on the bench. It does get cold out there on the ice you know and players like Prospal,Danny boy need a warm place to PARK THERE LAZY ASS!!!!!!!!!!
requote from ORR: I usually gain a little weight, then go to sleep, and when i wake up, it’s gone.
Buddy, you just crossed over to my dark side :)
LGR!!!!!!!
for the love of God, who actually orders a whole wheat donut…are you getting a diet mocha latte with that also??? SHEESH,that’s just beyond belief!
Shor, it was on WGN the other night… hilarious!
lmao great post czech! oy vey.
They have officially given up. 4 shots! I would say that 4 shots against the Islanders is horrid, but the Rangers are about to lose the season series to them. So, I think we can say the Islanders are actually the better team. Put Hank on there and they may have an extra 10 points. Now THAT is sad.
>>Does Vinny Prospal still play for the Rangers?
Yes, but he doesn’t always have to perform.
Joe M’s favorite Dunkin’ Donut is that long plain stick, ha.
“Ha Burger King, Donuts and Root beer? Come clean, Orr, you are Martin Brodeur.”
LOL!————————————————
4 shots on goal? what a joke!
hey guys, dont forget, you can start voting tomorrow for NYRguys cousin scott to play golf with brees and gretz . Once a day until April 30th! here’s the link:
http://www.gdopencontest.com
LMAO SHOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vinny is invisable , yeah good cash spent , nothing for nothing.
Orr , that BURGER KING burger is gross anyways. Too much goop and kinda bush-league. My daughter works at bBurger King …maybe she screwed up!!! HAHAHAHAHAA!!! Orr , your a fatty like Marty now…Megan Fox aint goin for that.
Whole Wheat Donut?? Sick!
I’d just give it to my dog.
I hate half donuts!! Even worse, i hate it when people leave a tiny bit of cereal in the box, and it’s a baby’s portion!
Especially when it’s Strawberry or Vanilla Mini Wheats!!!
These Miller Lite commercials are HORRIBLE. Why wouldn’t the guy be able to just get another one after he drinks the first? He has to trick the old guy? Or that other one where the couple are registering for wedding gifts, how does the guy get from Bed, Bath and Beyond to a giant beer set-up? Retarded.
Trivia
Q. Who scored the most goals in his first season with the Rangers?
A. Chris Higgins
lmao orr, even worse is when the man leaves like two sheets of tp on the roll, and the new roll is sitting right in front of his face, and he refuses to put it on the roller. Men are freakin funny
“Joe M’s favorite Dunkin’ Donut is that long plain stick, ha.”
Hahaha, gross!!
GREG
Lol, no way. I don’t gain more then six pounds, but i can easily jog that off.
I’m probably gonna have to start eating all “healthy” in 10 years. That’s gonna suck.
The schedule might be easier but at best the Rangers have 2nd and 3rd line players in 1st line roles. And tonight they have players that shouldn’t even be on NHL rosters as their top 9 forwards.
lmao Linda, even worse is when the woman gets mad about that haha.
coming from someone in a relationship with a person who eats the same 6 things every day, i’m lmao @ you Orr!
Nice Prospal! Let me keep talking poorly of the Rangers.
I guess Prospal IS playing.
2-1 NYI
Something for nothing…..wohooooo!!!
Something for nuthin…yeah yeah!!!
Thanks to whoever called out Prospal! lol
Sunkist laser!
the Preds are the number 5 seed so far, and i got my email for presale playoff tix today! i’m wondering if i should get some, but then i want to go to the wrestling event!
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST IS ALIVE AND WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pros -pal
Aaaaaaaaand Roszival’s daily lazy stick penalty.
live long and prospal!! \\//
Prust just pulled a Hollweg.
Yeah, I rarely get that problem, and if i do, i just use tissues, despite potentially clogging the toilet, which “supposebly” can clog it.
Dumb Prust!
WHY does Torts put the fourth line out after EVERY RANGER GOAL. Oh Prust going to the box as I’m writing. 3 on 5.
WTF Rozi and Prust
nice dive!
cheap dive…
lmao @ supposebly
wow, not a wise play… and i am way behind you guys as usual!!
I guess Prospal still plays here.
even with the retirements of fraser and mccreary, the officiating is going to be even worse next year with the intrerpretation of new rules. they need to take into consideration the fact that a lot of guys purposely turn their backs when they know someone’s coming.
Tavares just graduated from Cindy College of Hot Dog Lips with degree in diving
Nice to see someone else waste a 5 on 3 for once.
good old CCHDP CCCP! is there a diaper stamp on that BS??
Hahahahaha Cindy College of Hot Dog Lips
Keep Attacking boys , the ice is terrible and we can get some forced turn-overs!!! GO GO GO GO !!!!
Greg, they are not playing at MSG lol ;-)
If Gaborik cant turn it on right now…what can we expect from him in playoffs?
Gaborik = *Gavno*Rik (gavno is carcillo in Russian)
lol CCCP seeing that guano is bat carcillo
Joe “not big” Micheletti
Corey Locke looks great…on the bench!
Orr you can lose pounds in one jog? WTF are you a mutant? Impressive.
CCCP, guess TORTS wasnt seeing enough out of him eh He didnt score in the first period so he’s not worthy
What happened Joe? I thought Semin had the best shot in the league? Oh wait, was it Ovechkin? No, no, it’s was Kovalchuk? Crosby? Malkin??? NOW, Stamkos??
Joe’s the guy who’s always lying aboot who his best friend really is. He always says it’s John Dough, but it’s really Joe Doe, but he’s always hanging out with Pilsbury Dough.
Hate!!!
Haha, a mutant? It’s not like I’m old.
I have the fires of Mordor burning in my stomach. It burns everything that goes inside. If i swallowed the “Ring of Power”, it would burn into nothing. I wouldn’t even have to carp it out.
That Gabby pass to Dubi, with D missing, is exactly the play the Rangers die by. Gabby does something great, but is let down. If the other guys could handle his skills, no one would be complaining that he’s not stepping up down the stretch.
Eat that, Torts.
haha this is getting funny.
Roloson whines more than Brodeur.
Shor, i think they just confirmed their reservation at the CMI!!
Yea but how old are you that you can lose 6 lbs in one jog? That’s nuts, man.
i love all your teef… wow
wow someone needs to put a beat down on this old phaneuf in the isles net
Nostril power!
Pig on pig action! YEAH
knees!
OLLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roloson’s act is getting old. PA’s been on the ice for both goals!
I’m 20.
OINK! !!!!
In Pig Man’s honor, I’m gonna have one more crumb cake donut.
lmao @ Pig on pig action!!!!!!
STRILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao ORR!!!
THEY DO READ THE BLOG!!!! THANKS Aaron Voros for showing it to Prospal and Jokanen on yer blackberry!!!!
BLOG TO THE RESCUE!!!
olli olli oxen free!!!!!!! now the 4th line will come out and then olli will take a penalty on his next shift lol
Just be careful Orr, someone might try to kill you and steal your metabolism.
Hope, hope, hope….I am hoping….Greg, positive attitude right! OY! I wish I had some kugel to snack on right now. eff the cake!!!
HEYYY HEY HEY HEY HEYYYY!!!
If Aves was playing this game, Roloson probably would have lost his mind.
that would’ve been great orr.
It starts to slow down at 25 Orr. You can’t eat everything you want without working out and your hangovers start to get worse.
Don’t worry Shor, I have other mutant abilities that can protect me. I have the power to annoy that Aves can only be proud of.
Don’t make me cry over Aves’ loss for the season. I can’t handle it.
feh, 20, I had metabolism then too. call me in 20 ORR :)
slithers. it sounds fine when howie says it… if micheletti or beninati say it, it just sounds perverse
LMAO mama! if there was one thing i could have back from the age of 20, it’d be the metabolism!
25?? Damn, i thought i had a solid 10 years to do this.
Then at 25, I’ll only have one donut a day!
“lets have a great first 5 minutes boys!!! BE HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE HANK, and not huge the way CR would like lol ;-)”
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gabby!!!
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV!!!!
SCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BOOOOYAAA!!!
Eat carcillo Roloson!!!!!
how about someone getting those 8 effin guys off of Hank????
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Gaborik with Drury and Voros , NOW THATS A LINE!!!!
Wohoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
wait for it…wait
GABBA GABBA HEY HEY HEY
Gabby!
Gretzros to Gaborik for the 3-2 lead.
HEY HEY HEY HEYYYY , Yeah!!!
V and Gabby, just like old times, or that one week
Nice dive by Prust haha, Crosby would be proud.
Yeah trust me Orr, I’m a few weeks shy of 30. I was a runner in HS, tall and lean. I worked out a little in college and never had a problem with weight and then started to get a little soft in areas I hadn’t worried about before in my mid 20’s. I went back to working out on a regular basis but it was an eye opener.
Shelley needs to beat up Gillies already.
lmao @ that carcillo stain gettin a penalty punchin Prust in the face in front of the ref!!
how old were you when you got married CT?
they need to score when the career minor leaguer takes penalties!!!
oh damn that was insane
LMAOOO at Blowzy falling down.
Fankist needs a day in the tanning booth!! freakin rozi falling.. oy vey
ROLL’N…. ROLL’ N down da rivaahhhhh!!!
okposo needs to get himself to the trough
now if the debbies can help for once by beating boston
I think penalty killers should only be allowed to change after a goal is scored.
29, I got married last year in May.
why cant we score on the freaking pp and take control and put them on the ropes.
that pp will be costly
Vinny’s favorite program is “V”
ve have to do dis. ve have to do dat
Girardi blocks shot (w/ jewels teaser) > Jokinen ganks Kyle Okposo (stick break) > glove side goal > ROLOSON MELTDOWN (ENCORE) > ROLOSON MELTDOWN REPRISE
Alright !!! That looker room “stare” I delivered worked!!!
Ok boys were back in the dressing room and back in the game and now we are starting to take it over.
No rest for the wickys , time to shine or ride the PINE!!!
I love pa’S Energy and having a Horse like Voros out there is huge!!! No Avery so Voros is the ticket!! We can’t be satisfied. We win tonight and the Ball will be in our court. Time to get a hole in one and get the golden goals. Slam dunk these chumps and then celebrate with a touchdown dance!!! Go for the home run baby!!
Wohoooooooooo gotta love the playoffs!!! ( this is OUR playoffs)
I really like PA. Take a look at those stickhandling skillz behind the net then set himself up for a nice deflection that almost went in. That actually lead to Roloson’s initial “waaahh Dubinsky why did you try and get that rebound” meltdown. HE IS STEAMED HAHAHA!
Also #4 is giving Blowsival confidence on that powerplay (albeit against the Islanders). He’s been playing better lately.
I love Prospal sign that man to a 2 year deal he still wants to play.
did we magically get SIZE since the toronto game. Goring is saying the Rangers used their size. hmmm
Maybe the Rangers all used Extenze and Grew!!
Holy **** This UConn womens team just annihilates teams.
Thankfully, Geno Auriemma, if he is a scumbag at all, does not reach the height of scumbaggery of Jim Calhoun. I’ve even heard the two coaches have a dispute.
Or maybe they had too many plain Donut sticks that Shor mentioned.
Significantly more John? Only about 35 seconds more than Staal and he was on for a full 2 minute PP.
WTF Devils. You haven’t played since Sunday and the Bruins played last night and had to travel. Your karma better be an own goal off the skate of Mike Mottau (closest name to Matteau) in OT for whatever game you get eliminated.
Wow, I don’t believe I actually guessed the right answer to the trivia.
Dredden never hits the net!
Leafs tie it up 2-2.
Thrash get the lead right back.
Staal!!! Trade him now!
Eric Staaal!! SOFT!!
Standing Staal! 4-2!
Staal makes it 4-2. What do you know? An insurance goal…
Atlanta went back up 3-2
eric staal scores for the rangers thanks howie lol
I love my hair, but I am pulling it out tonight!
I maintain, Vinny is more clutch than the captain…
Greg, LMAO at your posts.
Better get shoe-shine box out for the Azzlanders.
Locke looks like he belongs in a Mighty Ducks movie.
Devils Scoooore !!
i know he scored but Staalzy is picking the right spots to go low in the zone lately
Just Kidding.
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS DOWN!!!
Aw, CT, don’t go there….I miss my man!
U IDIOT!
;)
Haha, you got so excited.
Anybody want to guess the size of the ‘not so litte’ Aves?
16 inches, perhaps! Maybe 2 feet, for his stints with the Rangers!!
Erikson looks like the Lion in Wizard of Oz.
If Aves was packing 2 feet, he wouldn’t have to use his feet to walk.
Yikes.
We all know that Jaromir, Henrik, and Avery need not use Extenze, but I am in need of accurate information.
Enough with this guessing.
When I dream of their “not so little ones”, I need the exact size, dammmmmmit!
CR9, back down :) and mama says that with love.
back down, as in back off your Aves?
or back down off the very interesting, exciting topic of conversation?
:)
Bruins PP with 2 minutes left in regulation, that means they should get a point at least.
kate gosselin, levi johnston and andrew giuliani, please disappear from earth.
CR, both…OK :) again, mama asks nicely….
Linda, LMAO!!!!! couldn’t agree more.
Gosh Darn!! Devils just lost
Sure, anything 4 u, Mama!
so many more to add to that list Laurel, but those were the top 3 for that moment in time lol
Bruins and Devils to OT
What aboot Octo-Mom, Lin?
Can you imagine what she looks like downstairs? Too many babies crawled out of her cave.
CR- how can you still fall for that cORRcillo?
Orr
I agree with you regarding Elin. She is hot, but like you said, she doesn’t hold a torch to the Jaromir.
Thank god for the Staal goal.
Big Deal , just a goal .
Orr, sorry i dont think of those things, but i agree, she needs to disappear too! stupid media making oxygen thieves famous!
ugh
“how can you still fall for that cORRcillo?”
Give him a break, he doesn’t study, and analyze my posts like you do, ahahaha.
He leaved the studying and analyzing for Jags, and Aves.
I have a feeling Softqvist is itching to make another cameo.
I just came up with a way to help reignite marriages, and help the intimacy of marriages. It would never fail!
All they need are pictures of the Jaromir, clothed or unclothed (preferably unclothed)!
Could you imagine the spark that a picture of Jaromir would provide?
CR, thanks buddy!! appreciate it.
Uh oh, 5 left. (no SO, no SO…)
Linda, my list (all girlfriends of famous married men who are so hurt, disappointed that they want their wives) and a million other people are on mine! But I love your list! Giuliani Jr. has been on mine for years! What made you pick him?
keeping it interesting eh boys?
Bruins win. Seidenbug with the goal. Season’s over.
Wheeler, i meant.
awesome! New Godzilla movie for 2012!!!
how many times a game does rozsi fall down??
U idiot. again ;)
the nurse in that ed “too tall” jones geico commercial has got to be like 4’3” tall.
his lawsuit against duke for getting kicked off the golf team was tossed today. What a carcillohole! big doofus looking freak! he was THE MOST annoying kid ever! guess he’s keeping his streak alive as an ‘adult’
Mama, now that you’re back from your much deserved vacation, are you going to get back to trying to get shirtless photos of Aves (or perhaps underwear modeling Aves photos)?
The last Godzilla remake was terrible. Ferris Bueller was in it, i think.
There’s no analysis needed. You’re just an Ignoranus. (A stupid a-hole)
Bruins win :(
bruins win in ot
Told you B’s won!
Orr – my feed must be way behind the Bruins just scored.
i agree ORR, that movie was not that great.
It’s all your fault, Orr. Why dont you keep saying Rangers score when we dont, and maybe we will.
You just can’t handle the fact that you fall for it every time. Haha, at least some of the guts to admit they fell for it.
You’re just too damn slow to follow. Gullible!
someone jumped off the empire state building today. i know there are many issues encompassing someone deciding to take their own life, but do it in a way that does NOT endanger innocent people just going about their daily lives. (Honestly, I wish people would not feel that horrible,that alone.)
this team is just too much
I would have died in laughter if that went in, after that idiot Sam said the Rangers are gonna win this one.
NOOOOOOOOOOO! I WANT SEGUIN!
Good win but the standings don’t change. That lost point in TOR looms large.
Meaningless win. They need to just give up already, they’re not getting in!!
Everybody wins tonight. Rangers still cemented in 10th place.
Who care what the Bruins do , well ok I do care alittle bit BUT were gonna win the rest of our games and makes some FIRETRUCKING NOISE!!!!!!!!!!
RANGERS WIN !!! RANGERS WIN !! RANGERS WIN !!RANGERS WIN !!RANGERS WIN !!! RANGERS WIN !!! RANGERS WIN !!!RaNGERS WIN !!RANGERS WIN !!! RANGERRS WIN !!! RANGERS WIN !!!RANGERS WIIN !!!RANGERS WIN !!! RANGERS WIN !!! RANGERS WIN !!!RANGERS WIN !!!!!
Hey there, Ranger Fans! Looks like a big game out on the island tonight. Unfortunately, I won’t be there, got another date with Megan Fox. Maybe I’ll get lucky again! See if ORR can get THAT image out of his head. He he he…
Muck! Muckler! Did you hear the fans chanting during the game when we were 2 goals down? Sounded a lot like FIGHT A SAILOR. See if you can find out what it means. Oh, and tell them they better stop playing Zoot Suit Riot during stoppages. Just in case…
(singing) “The best things in life are free, But you can keep them for the birds and bees, Now give me money,That’s what I want!” Uh-oh. That’s Dolan’s newest ringtone. I better get this… Hey There Big Guy! What? What about the playoffs? Don’t worry we aren’t done yet. Plenty of time left. I know you’re counting on that playoff money for your Cranio-Rectal Inversion Operation. Tell me, is it being inserted or removed? (click)
Keenan! Start warming up, I may have to put you in as coach soon. Now go over to Dolan’s office and calm him down. You did? When? You gave him your resume? Listen don’t get any ideas. Have you ever played Whack-A-Mole? Well just remember, I have the only hammer and all you guys are the freakin’ moles. Get it?
You think that we don’t have Ranger Fans throughout the World? Recently, I got a letter from a Ranger fan way out in Africa! I got it from this Chief Mubumbo of the Luganda Tribe of East Africa. It says, “Thank you for sending Ranger Road Tour bus for visit to our village. We had huge feast with tour bus and we ask you send Ranger people out here next year, too. That last batch was delicious!”
By the way, the Chief has e-mailed me to get personally involved with a plan to transfer millions in funds out of his country, right into my personal bank account. I’m gonna make a bundle on this!
Uncle Glennie
Yeah, i don’t get why someone would jump off a building with people around.
I remember on 9/11, one of the jumpers landed right on top of a firefighter, and they both died.
Corey (Hammer) Locke was the difference tonight
4 minutes of pure smurfery
Oy. last posters before me, I’m with you…but…I don’t know, is there a but? Hope, hope, right Greg? Sigh. Gotta go….a real TA! Catch you all tomorrow.
I miss Aves, regardless of the score :(
RANGERS WIN , YEAHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOO!!!
Lots of heart tonight , Im proud.
Proud Poppa .
wicky 1: Uncle, missed you! One of your best! West Coast friend on phone….got to really ta now…tomorrow….
Sather and Megan Fox …that’s super-sick . Is Cr9 behind all that?
Time to go out and DRIVE to Burger King MMMM Im gonna celebrate by having the Super Whopper ORR missed out on!!!
It cost a few bucks more so ORR , ya got ripped off!!!!
Still dont hear no fat lady sing yet…
ORR..Supporter Of The Epic Beard Man !!!: the JERK STORE called and they are running out of YOU
40 goals for Gabby, not too bad. (I fought the urge to use shabby)
Sather and Megan Fox …that’s super-sick . Is Cr9 behind all that?
No, if it were CR9 it would be HIM and Sather.
the pittsburgh steelers are channeling the cincinnati bengals of a few seasons ago.. lmao
Dude, imagine if he had a number one center all year, he might have broken Jagr’s record
lmao olga
FIRE SATHER
guys keep me informed of any presser highlights, thank you very much
Ha, Ha!
FIGHT-A SAI-LOR!
NOON
You go to the jerk store? What does that make you?? Ahaha, dork!
eeeeesh facebook sucks carcillo tonight
Maybe Facebook is Carcillo?
You guys DO realize that if the Flyers drop out, Atlanta gets in right?
Unbelievable that our craptacular team can’t even tank correctly. When will they lean that the time for winning this season has come and gone?
You’re not kidding, Linda. About both, having a legit number one center for Gabs, and facebook sucking carcillo.
ORR’s onto something…
Haha, i think some people really are forgetting aboot the Trashers, and rightfully so, because nobody imagine they’d get in after that Kovalchuk trade.
Trashers vs Devils – Round 1….Fight!!!
“You go to the jerk store? What does that make you?? Ahaha, dork!”
Nah bro they called me looking for YOU. THEIR BEST SELLER!
oh, oh, oh, the Sather wrapups just get better every time.
Black Hawks 2 Blues 2 after 2.
Way to go Brodeur you fat F-bomb.
Knowing Devils fans, they were probably happy they lost.
Dude, we can dream all we want about that number one center, but you know that slats will seduce and entice some 35 year old winger with another “outbids himself” sather contract.
Linda, it wouldn’t be the Rangers if we didn’t go out there and overpay a 35 year old twilight has-been. Let’s Go Rangers!
NOON
Wow, even worse you gave them your home phone number. So, once again, what does that say aboot YOU?? Lmao. Try again.
philly is still the team to catch…....
Linda, just trust Sather, it’s all part of his grand plan! And if it isn’t, well, don’t you ladies at least have something to look at in Slats?
Ignoranus! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!
I don’t care what happens, i just want the Flowers to to drop out, even if NYR isn’t the team replacing them.
shor, i do not like older men! eeeeeeeeeeeew he’s just horrendous! and billy, how right you are
Ewwwwwwww. U think I’d do the Slats machine? NO WAY!!!!
throws up even thinking about Slatsman
Black Hawks need a goalie… Anyone still want to trade Lundqvist?
lmao IN SATHER WE TRUST oy
I might consider doing the 60 year old JAROMIR, as he’d still be a hot piece of ***!
Izzy he did give up a softie tonight, and we all know that no other goalie ever does ever, so yea let’s trade him.
HA. The google ad at the top of my page says, “Doughnuts Stores
Looking for Doughnuts Stores? Find Nearby Locations & Directions! ”
hahaha, nice job internet. what was started as a way to share information has turned into a targeted commercial. What a joke.
lmao billy, must be an offshoot of our donut conversation earlier
“Wow, even worse you gave them your home phone number. So, once again, what does that say aboot YOU?? Lmao. Try again.”
I have no idea I don’t even use my landline. The Jerk Store keeps calling this deadbeat loser who used to have my number named “Anthony Gusto”. Could that be you?
Anyone else think Redden should just embrace his heel status among Ranger fans and just start carrying around the million dollar belt like Ted DiBiase? He just needs to work on his maniacal laugh for interviews with Giannone.
“Hahahahahahahahah, Ranger fans! You wish you were me! You don’t have my money, or my talent to throw pucks randomly along the wall, or my raw ability to avoid ever throwing a check! And this Sunday, when I blow our chances at the playoffs by getting caught pinching yet again, you’ll realize that for my salary, everybody’s gotta pay! Hahahahahahah!”
there are ads on this page?
i hadnt noticed….
Shor, a show like that may be what the NHL needs to get some real viewership.
nice sedar special comeback win!!! only saw the 1st period gonna watch the rest now!!!
i think it was the talk i had with jokinen at nobu! 1st star-did he back check at all tonight or just play hard in the offensive zone….no way do we comeback from a 2-0 at MSG to win this game it just does not happen!!!
either way just WIN BABY HEAVE HO 6 MORE IN A ROW,,,,,
putting away 15 dozen eggs is NOT fun!!!
what is fun is a FANKIST GOAL, and this team just messing with us until the end!
15 dozen eggs? Are you making breakfast for Brodeur tomorrow?
FATSO!
lmao shor, that’d be too much. actually, the man is a bodybuilder. he goes through that in about 9 days.
15 dozen eggs is his first breakfast. He likes pancakes with real canadian maple syrup for second breakfast. Martin is fat!
NOON
You just ruined it. You’re trying a little too hard.
And of course the jerk store would run out of me, I’m a popular guy. Just ask all of the people that say they ignore me, yet always respond to me, ahaha.
Not counting JJP. He claims that he “skips my posts”, yet he posts once every 2-4 months to let me know. Another doofus.
lmao @ second breakfast!
anything interesting from the presser guys??
uncledaddy eats 15 dozen DONUTS for breakfast…eggs are too healthy
Money, Money, Money, Money, Money…::Guitar replaced with Snorting sounds.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Voros can be Dredden’s manager, since he’ll be scratched in the next game.
Or Ken Hitchcock can finally reveal that he is actually Paul Bearer.
Broduer eats 15 donuts to use as bait, so he can tell his kids that their breakfast is in his stomach. It’s his excuse to eat something a little more bigger, and heavy.
It’s like a Looney Toons cartoon.
Or more up to date, it’s like Kenny in South Park. He always kids killed, but he always comes back. The little Broduer’s get eaten, but always come back out.
Hopefully they come back from the entrance, and not the exit, if ya know what i mean.
lmao i think Hitchcock swallowed Paul Bearer
LMAO Brashear could be Virgil.
Haha, yeah Virgil!
I’m pretty sure Ron Du-Gay already pretends to be Shawn Michaels. He probably sings that song in the bathroom while he combs his chest hair.
I’m just a sexy hockey boy (sexy hockey boooy-oy), My wife doesn’t need any toyyyss (Say no to toooy-oys), I’m just a sexy hockey boy!
Joe Micheletti would be…who else? Goldust.
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