God Bless you, Jim Dolan!
Cablevision/Optimum Online finally showed up at Blog Headquarters, and for the last five minutes I have had internet/cable/telephone—better known as the Optimum Triple Play, I guess—which has been out since the storm Saturday afternoon.
So, since I’ve obviously been away from everything, including you guys, for so long, I have nothing to add. Enjoy the game.
I’m going to go make sure my TV is working right now.
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thats 2 in 2 days!!!! i feel just so good. repost: carped and babcocked!!!
hey linda- oh yea hes definitely got the irish curse or the german curse if his name is higgins. higgins is german right? anyway, i just went shooting too recently. me n my 2 cousins went. both were in the military(ones goin back, this time to afghanistan) and we were shooting AK’s, AR-15’s, mossberg and bonelli(sp) double barrel shotguns with metal butt stocks! totally destroyed my shoulder. i brought my 30 aught savage model. damn thing is like a sniper rifle!1 anyway, its fun isnt it? we can shoot anywhere outside of town here so just went to the country with some glen sather carboard cutouts and nailed them to some wooden stakes in teh ground and just went crazy! naw, it wasnt sather but i pictured him and redden as i was shooting!
Grabachev in IA
March 18th, 2010 at 6:31 pm
orr- would you let fox give u a golden shower?
welcome back to the world of technology Rick, Dolan must like you
hey good stuff carp!! we missed you buddy. had the same thing happen to me 2 winters ago. had to live out of a motel for 2 weeks. no fun:( and btw, what was your take on the whole drury comment postgame and torts reaction?
Grabby, i did the best with the Glock and my mans Kimber .45. Did not like the S&W 38 too much. Once I get better on those, I’ll move on to more, how shall we say, uh…anyway…
Going to be interesting to see how the boys respond to drumatron’s immature comment. And wow, Brooks scorching the coach again. These 2 need to just get in a steel cage and battle it out, settle it once and for all so they can start acting mature again.. ;-)
God Bless you, Jim Dolan!
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Please, choose your words wisely, Carp! lol
linda- you got the silver girl!! im proud of you. u should compare medals with drury:) tell him you did more to earn yours than he did! lol
lol cccp i was just gonna say somethin about that too but we gotta give carp a pass this time!
LMAO grabby, he did score a goal or two, and did some timely penalty killing! I’m going to scan my target sheets and email them to you so you can see how i did lol
linda- ahh i see. i dont deal with handguns. not that i have a criminal record or anything, just dont like em. maybe if i lived in detroit! love high powered rifles and shotguns for home defense. i love sniping targets from far distances.
NYRGuy
Yeah, but it would be mixed with other juices, and it would take the taste away from the Hawaiian Punch.
Plus, what if it was period juice?? Would you want to take that chance?? Haha.
JD! JD! JD for Rangers GM/President!
FIRE SATHER!!!!!
That’s true Orr…that’d be awful.
What did FIM say?
ok cool linda. u know i still have never seen a pic of you. you know what i look like, but what about you??? i havent been on fb in forever. i promise i’ll get on there an start chatting with u guys there and try to get some more current pics of me, me and my kid, my gf, and the rest of the fam.
it was me that asked orr, not nyrguy!! lol
I’ve got words for Dolan, but bless is not one of them
he is a scumbag who will not allow subscribers to the Center Ice package to get the HD feeds of 4 teams telecasts that he controls. Rangers, and the other 3 ny area msgnetwork teams.
iow, he takes a portion of the $160 C.I. subscribers pay, but refuses to deliver the service that they are paying for. that is a disgrace, just like how he runs his teams and spits on their fans
Mike I know, but then I followed up saying I would drink it if it was Hawaiian Punch!
doesnt Olli looks like Ike from South Park? lol
http://blog.zap2it.com/ithappenedlastnight/legacyimages/a/6a00d83451b92469e201156f4fa2bf970c-800wi.gif
orr, are we talkking about the same thing? cuz dayyum!!! u dirty boy you!!
i’m starting off with the ‘smaller’ stuff Grabby. work my way up. It was definitely fun, and you really appreciate the power of guns when you have actually taken some shots. I’ve always had a respect for them, but wow.
ohh i guess you guys were nstill on teh last thread. as soon as i typed that to or, i saw a new post was up and wanted to be first so i didnt see what you guys wrote. ok close to gametime. lin, u heading to h-streams? i’lll see you there or here between periods. orr, no not that kind of period.
hold on there CCCP! ike is the man!!!
cccp- olli looks like the white ape from that crappy movie congo.
Anyone see last night’s South Park? Wizard alien!
already there grabby… just waitin on the feed and hoping its msg!!! LETS GO RANGERS!!!! wear your big boy hockey pants tonight!!!
i have, Pavel! Freaking hilarious!
Welcome back Carp! even though I just got carp’d. Man, you do someone a favor, and all you get it carp :)
I thought you were heading north tonight?
LGR!!
Who cares about hockey in 3d!? I’m still waiting for MSG HD on FIOS in central NJ!
I love the part at the end when they were doing experiment by giving a monkey bunch of money to see its reaction… monkey started to screw everything around and then apologizing to people on the “monkey news” network! Priceless!
Linda
Ike is the man! Agree!
Haha, i was confused for a sec. So, I’m assuming we’re all on the same page? No golden or red showers from the hottest creatures this world has to offer.
THAT was crazy CCCP. my man was freakin laughing hysterically.
CCCP, he’s my favorite one on the show! The one with him and the teacher, hilarious
what a coincidence. I wrote that post above, and now, for the first time since jan 22, 2009, the ranger game HD feed is on center ice
Dolan sure responded quickly to my post. :)
Carp, you sure have a powerful forum :)
nlk, he didnt want to lose your subscriber money ;-)
nlk
Since Dolan responds to you so fast why dont you ask him to drop dead? :)
ORR, step out of the shower and towel off, eh? Thanks.
lmao email him back and tell him to Fire Sather! you got pull now nlk!!! do it for the blog!
Let’s go Rangers (and yankees)!
Rangers gametime is…NOW!!!
I called him a scumbag. maybe that is the magic word to get him to act.
Dolan, your Ranger GM is a scumbag.
how’s that folks? :)
hey Greg XO!! how ya doin bud?
nlk, i am doing the opera clap for you!
this is comical
wow, lotsa empty seats so far!!
Did anyone let the rangers know that it was on?
what the firetruck!?!? a minute and ten seconds! WAKE THE EFF UP!!!!!!!
That was quick. I guess their structure lacks consistency.
What is tonight’s one word Mantra?
thanks Linda, but after that quick goal, this one might look better in blurry SD
Prust = heart
OLGA tonight is MATURITY!!!
ROCK EM SOCK EM ROBOTS!
That Prust kid sure is courageous.
lil pit bull!!
Does this mean Prust is mature?
lol JB! he’s got his big boy pants on for sure.
lmao @ something special. too many gimmicks… JUST WIN
>>Did anyone let the rangers know that it was on?
They didn’t get a chance to read today’s blog entry.
Avery doing everything for this team.
callahan gets **** done. thats my boy!
quick decisive movement who knew?
It’s a Power Play Goal!!!!!!!
Tied up!
lmao JB,torts only lets them read Larry Brooks
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
a deflection FOR the Rangers… POWAH PLAY GOAL!!!!!!!
All right, I have to go check out the Boston-Pittsburgh match. There might be some fireworks.
Hi all,
anyone have a MSG feed ?
LGR!!
thank God!
Avery has really stepped up his game lately! FANKIST or CALLY, can’t go wrong either way!
Haha, Avery is the best.
yawn on the drurypaloozer
3D=dreary, dredden, and dblowsival
sorry krisy, atdhe is the blues feed
Matt Cooke just got destroyed in a fight by Thornton! Hopefully later in the game they will have to scrape him off the ice.
ORR, now you’re talking my language!!
The fight wasn’t long enough for Cooke to get destroyed. Some might even say Thornton wasn’t honourable since he was throwing punches while Cooke was down. They might go at it again.
Jbytes – I’m hoping several players go at it with Cooke.. I would love to see him taken off on a stretcher.
Staal is BUSH LEAGUE!
Bruins, unlike the pansy Rangers get some retribution. The Carcillo/Gaborik fiasco was another disgrace in a 2009/10 season full of MSG disgraces.
Agreed, Leetch.
GO PENS !!
Repost for NYR Guy:
Noremry
March 18th, 2010 at 6:55 pm
NYR Guy-FIM said something to the effect of we can’t just put our 6 out there and expect to win, we’re not that good of a team. He’s right, but it sounds funny when he seems like he’s bagging the team. lol
deja bonilla the honorary photographer?? is that our deja??
Avery is clearly the best player on this team, since coming back.
Leetch, ORR, not that I disagree, but for the next week or so, lots of Leasterns are in the stretch and are going to fight for it (see Dubi last game)...too late, yes for us, but…
ORR, you’re killing me, having to agree with you so much!
bad pinch by dz
BJ “The Son”
Haha, i got a laugh out of that/
wonder if they’ll suspend hank 2 games for that ;-)
LMAO ORR, just heard that!!!!
Rozival = Stumblebum
YEA CALLY GOT THE GOAL!!! wooooooooooooooo!!!
My god Rozi is terrible.
...some serious action!
lmao rozsi needs to be playing in the 65 and over mens league ;-)
Doodie,
You around? Two breakaways allowed on the PP. MDZ nowhere to be seen defending.
jeeeezzz, my stream freezes everytime the puck is close to any goal..
MAMA
It’s Maturity night, don’cha know it?? Oh wait, my last post took care of that :)
Del Z pinched a little too far, but Gabby made a dumb play, he had a wide open Pig but decided to shoot.
Gabby!
Yeeee Haaaawww!!
gabba dabba doo
Gabby found a hole in his glove…
this period seems to be taking FORfreakinEVER!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO just saw the goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GABBA GABBA HEY HEY HEY!!!!!!!!
Damn, i am missing everything… Gabby??
its knucklepuck time!!
Congrats to Redden on his first point of the season. lol
why does AA ice that???
lmao @ boos for reddens assist…
Shelley looks like a Dick Tracy villain.
lmao Nor!!!
holy crap orr i was just trying to think which cartoon he belonged in!
Broadway bulllies. that is what I want our team to be known as. beat ‘em in the alley, AND on the ice
Winchester just wanted to fix his hair, i don’t know why Dublowsky overreacted.
Is Dubi a Ginger Kid now?
Let’s see if you can maintain for tonight ORR :)
I forgot to say a while ago…Aves, Aves, Aves!!
Nor and Grabby, LOL.
Fuggin Pee Wee, should have shot it.
orr ur crackin me up bro! dz has to stay back there. he and rozy are effin horrible on the pp point. at least dz has time to learn. rozy is just shot. i wouldnt mind his gaffes so much if he took shots like he did on that last goal he had.
cmon crist!!
him aocho cinco both look like peewee hermsdorff
herman. wtf is a hermsdorff?? i shouldnt post and watch rangers hockey at the same time.
EC always says “hey, no worries” after each interview.
Good evening Ladies and Gents.
Late to the party – I was counting shirts for Linda ;)
DUDE, i was just gonna email you and tell you that ya need to move to a place with better internet!!!
why are pringles pizza sticks a ‘product of thailand’? why is tropican oj made from oranges from the US and Brazil? Why is the meat in the supermarket labeled ‘product of us, mexico and canada”. WTF can’t i even get food made in the USA??? oy vey!
MAKO
dude…wtf happened to you? did Russian mafia kidnap you?
did he just say Radio Shiddy??? like ‘not the shiddy shrimp’
lmao!!! the radio sh!@#y xmas show?? this guy needs aspeech therapist for his lispppphhhhh
yes he did winda!!
LMAO you heard it too grabby!!!!!! i was lookin at the screen thinking, DID I JUST HEAR THAT!!
nd he said somethin like” the wittle women or something”
thanks gwabby!!!
CCCP
Trust me when I tell you – I almost made “THE PHONE CALL” to have someone at Time Warner taken care of. I have been having internet and phone problems for 3 weeks now. Its something in the area someone screwed up. The boss was quite vexed herself.
Linda
My shirt total is in your inbox ;)
lmao sooooo funny!
Hey, does anyone know what’s up with Nasty? he’s been missing lately…
thanks bro, i had a feeling it would be close to that because of your work!
you still having trouble with FB??
I havent logged on yet. I made a b – line here…
Im surprised you dont think that’s an absurd amount of shirts for one man LOL
nasty is on the sad van to frown town. no really hes been in and out for the last month or so. doesnt stick around much when he does. i miss the nasty-meister. i said watup to spiderpig, but he didnt reply. lots of regulars have been busy lately i guess babs
hi mako
It’s Go Time ::Gollum, Gollum::
nah, i had a feeling it would be around that. Better for me to show the man, he needs to expand his shirt count! So hard for him though.
and now that you’re here, FANKIST will score!!!!!!
also wonder if the honorary photographer whos name was deja bonilla was the deja from the blog. hmmm
Poor Matt Cooke. He deserved a better fate for incapacitating Savard!
lol that kid sounded good!
definitely not her grabby!
‘a sliding dan girardi’
where the heck is ILB????
Thanks for that poke to nowhere Drury.
another Dreary blunder
Does Drury get the assist?
Henrik Softqvist makes his return.
He’s so immature tonight.
CT, that was a mature play, and an immature comment lol ;-)
HEY MIKE!!!
How are ya buddy!!! I see we made the playoffs ;)
god bless you jim dolan?
are you fucking kidding me?
Heaven help us! Dredden got the dreaded turned inside out on that goal.
immature Drury fails again
2g on 5 shots? bad bad goal hank.
the guy had not scored in 185 games!
and he scores against us.
scumbag
1st of the season? Only the Rangers.
jeez his first. lol
is redden even aware of his surroundings?
I saw the “HARSH WORDS” from Captain Crust. WOWOWOWOW Was he talking about himself in that equation too?
Hank , pleaseeeeee dont tank!
do we really wanna see more of this in teh playofs?
That was a bad one.
omg pathetic
HANK!!!!!!!!
Pathetic. Hank is blowing the season now.
Any good coach would pull Softqvist at this point.
We got “Johnsoned”. 3-2 St Loo
referees fault!
ARRRRRRRRGH!!!!
WTF is going on??????
OMG trade this moron at the draft to move up and get a real hocky player. Hank…sucks.
it starting to smell bad…
Greg, why didn’t he listen to you??!!
great job hank.
pull the goalie. way to rest him Torts
and of course it was a redden penalty
All this GD stick checking. No one is hitting any of the blues. No checking WTF do you expect?
Hank ..hank …is gonna keep doing this , like Drury…Redden….for years to come. Trade ‘em all!!
dead crowd, crappier than mortal belief beginning of the 2nd, nows about the time for Captain AARP to strap the team on his back and earn some of that money
oh yea, Redden sux
What’s this 4-5 times they other team scored when Redden has been in the box?
im out. have fun everybody!! i know when to say when!! another missed shot!! go boyle!!
OMG STAAL HIT THE NET WITH THE SHOOOT!!!
that just shows how impotent they are when he’s not on the ice lol!
I wonder when these guys will start looking before the make passes. They are constantly giving the puck away, because they make the no look passes.
Whoever invoked the name Higgins earlier really jinxed us. lol
lmao Nor,i think that was grabby!!
sigh
Rangers PP is waste of time… our time
Not to get off topic (maybe that’s what us Rangers fans need though), but I assume everyone has seen the Wisniewski hit on Seabrook.
But that had to be the WORST, most homer commentating of all time. Bar none. If you haven’t heard it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaDCuIpFujg&feature=player_embedded
I actually got mad listening to those *******!
Hank is letting all of those poor little fake Rangers fans down.
Aves is gonna have to take them out after this horrible game. He can show them his multi-colored socks collection, as well as all of his suede vests.
dredden the next few seasons with #6 around
hopefully he’s hartford bound
Chara and Rupp just went at it.
thanks for that link Who Dat
To all (too many posts to respond to!) It’s still semi early in the game. Though, IF we make the playoffs, we’re still gone in 1. There, I said it. Sigh. And I try to stay so positive.
Redden has some of the WORST positioning play I have EVER seen in a defenseman (as does Roszival) Hell I think we should all celebrate when those two are off of the team.
its hard to believe he was an all star
COME ON NOW!! LET’S SEE.. DO I HAVE THIS RIGHT??
DO WE GET TO WATCH THE RANGER GAME NEXT WEDNESDAY IN 3D?? BOY THE DOLANS ARE REALLY GREAT TO GIVE US THIS NEW TV SERVICE!!!
DO I NEED ANY SPECAIL GLASSES TO WATCH THE GAME NOW?? BOY.. I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE MY FAVORITE ISLANDER FAN IN THE STANDS WHO SOMETIMES SHOWS UP AT THE GARDEN—RAINBOW WIGHEAD—AND IN 3D!! THAT WOULD BE A SPECIAL TREAT. I’LL NEED A LOBOTOMY AFTERWARDS BUT WHAT THE HECK!!
Colin Campbell is outta his mind. I’m sorry but that hit by Wisniewski did NOT deseve EIGHT games suspension! Seabrook sold it pretty good.
lmao @ rainbow wighead!
What kind of All Star? Little League or Ringling Bros?
Chicago Blackhawks are getting decimated. Will they have a team for the playoffs?
The Blues coach has a bit of a Brent Sutter hair thing going.
Gotta let go of that little piece of hair, the rest wont be coming back. Make yourself look normal!!
Bingo Long Travelling Nor lol!!
YONKERSPHIL
you dont need any glasses…just use those pink ones that Dolan thinks we have on already!
ORR, its the Recchi velcro patch look!!
Rick Middleton.
What a disaster…
Yawn…....
Hey Greg- Get Slats to trade Lundqvist to St Louis. I think Tkachuk might be available..
Grandpa Keith doesn’t look so well.
Tkachuk…blechuck….what are they having Gilbert do now? I love his dedication to the team, but I can’t watch that.
yea laurel, i was just thinking this is how they tread the alumni,by having them do tricks during intermission???
Linda, he does it, he seems to like it, he agrees to it, doesn’t mean I have to like it too. It’s his “thing: I guees, but I say that was just wrong.
Linda
Sorry I had to find that video for you LMAO
Can’t you picture Aves doing that in a few years, he’d be ramming into the other carts. lol
Matteau!
Matteau!
Matteau!
I got distracted…back to Nasty…I’m gonna e-mail him and see what’s up. Anyone else?
Laurel, how about A Local Fan? lol
Johnson in the box. And I mean that in the nicest way possible…
Newsflash: The Ranger suck.
Now back to your regularly scheduled programming…
oh boy!!
5 on 3 and they wont score
wow, earthshattering news
How pathetic. I miss the days of Jagr and Shanny SHOOTING THE PUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO HUG ANOTHER GOLDEN EFFING MONKEY!!!
Nor, ha! did you not see ilb’s reference to the sister blog post about Alf?
OY, this is killing me.
Mickey, ORR is showing more maturity than you :)
FIRE SATHER!!!! FIRE SATHER!!!!
shooting the puck? what is that ORR, care to explain??
FIRE SATHER
What are Rangers fans chanting now, Sam Rosen?
I can hear the “Fire Sather” chant on the radio…pathetic…break out the golf clubs Rangers, schedule those tee times…
that lasted about 20 seconds, but it was nice and loud!!
lmao JB!!! HE NEVER explains what that chant going up from the crowd is… hmmmmmmmmm
effin gaborik. that is what he’s gettin paid for, to shoot. but he kept forcing the puck to Cally on the circle, or dummy jokinen
total disaster
Pens up 3-0.
This is the best opportunity for NYR to make the playoffs. Win today, beat B’s this weekend, and you have something to work with.
Yet, they’re losing, and playing like retards.
Lol, Joe called Sam “Stam”
FI-RE SA-THER! FI-RE SA-THER! FI-RE SA-THER! FI-RE SA-THER!
my favorite song Olga!!!
NYPD widows? Hey, I’m available!
All, I gotta sign off :( will watch end of this sorry game, but have pre-vacation stuff to attend to.
Mama alert! I’ll be incommunicado Saturday through Monday March 29 pre-fish sticks. That’s a lot to miss, but then again, I’ll be in the Caribbean…..priorties :)
see ya tomorrow before I take flight. lgr?
have a great trip Laurel! start on that tan early!!
Look at this team…fishing with the sticks…
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think 2012 is coming early
LMAO!! REDDEN SAVES THE SEASON!
He’ll get booed when the goal is announced.
fish sticks… they must be gayfish!
Mama, I never claimed to be mature ;)
HOLY CARP! THEY SCORED! REDDEN? IT’S THE APOCALYPSE!!
Redden scores!
Two words that haven’t spent much time together…
Cocaine is on the house tonight.
Oh wait! GOAL! I do love that song…...later all! ta!
lmao @ AND REDDEN SCORES!! CHOKING ON AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone loves Wade Redden!!!!
lol!!!! WTG WADE!!!!! 2nd of the season and 1st goal in 58 games!!!!
Wade Redden’s my hero.
Redden scores. Sather can stay!
and the hits just keep on coming! originality..no…
lmao @ OCTOBER 12! A DECADE AGO!!!
Lets see if Softvist screws this all up.
58 games since he scored.
dredden gets a pardon from the gov, temporarily
LMAO 2nd OF THE SEASON!!! YAYAYAYYA THANK YOU GLENN FOR GETTING US A OFFENSIVE DEFENSEMAN!!!!!! HE CERTAINLY IS OFFENSIVE !!!!!!!!
AND BACK TO EARTH WE GO.
crap
Embarrassing defense.
thats what u get for putting the freakin 4th line on vs this line
Aww, fudgenuts
booooooooo
Of course, another player had to reach his milestone against the Rangers!
ya just KNEW that was gonna happen!!
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL CALLY’s FAULT. Sorry. gotta stick with your man.
...wow. typical. they give it up, just like that.
Oh, well. Back to reality…
FI-RE SA-THER! FI-RE SA-THER! FI-RE SA-THER!
jokinen was just chillin there. if he kept his stick on the ground the whole time….
Mickey, me too!
Linda, not a prob!
OK gals, and guys, that’s two laurels for wicky! I gotta go…LGr!?
sh!tty shelley left the ice, it was his fault
Oh No Hank…NOT AGAIN!!??
I don’t know why the useless 4th line is getting so many shifts, especially at this time. This makes no sense.
I hate this team.
Hank is having a hard night.
Do you really want to see Rozival and Redden coming at you in 3D? I mean, they don’t cut a menacing figure with their play, but to see their mugs coming at you in 3D? shudders
I don’t know why the fourth line was on the ice right after they scored.
i am trying really hard to be nice lmao!
Linda:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTyffRG2Ceo&feature=related
ORR, one of the great mysteries of life.
wade giveth and wade taketh away
Mickey, aren’t most 3-D movies horror movies?
i’ll try it later Mako, it just keeps spinning
referees cheat again!
BA DUM BUM! Thank you ladies and gentlemen I’ll be here all week.
Its ok Linda – It was about GARGLING
lmao you kill me
Olga, I’d say yes, but the only 3D movies I’ve seen were in Disney World.
Did anyone just see what happened in the Bruins vs Pens game ???
The Boston Strangler just jumped out of the crowd and started choking Cooke. Security took him down right after.
That, and the fact that Dredden scored, wow, what a cazy night.
Mako, gargling as in the sound the Rangers season is making as it dies?
long summer ahead kids…
Alice: I call you killer cause you slaaaaaaaaaaaaay me
Ralph: Well Im calling Bellevue because you’re NUTS
lmao CCCP, at least we have each other and we also have JULY 1 to look forward to… all new levels of bitchin
MickeyM. Disney World. You’re not… You aren’t…
You must be Dolan, because you own a Mickey Mouse team.
Linda
I wont go there… but the door is WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE open
it would have to be!
Redden scores
Two words that haven’t spent much time together…
_
Scores on Redden? Close….
300
“Breaking Bad” “Nurse Jackie” and “United States of Tara” are all coming back this weekend! Definitely looking forward… and “Fringe” is back next month too!
F THE RANGERS!
Empty net goal coming.
ORR you will be correct and CCCP thank GOD fringe is back soon!
Olga, I wish I did. I really do.
Stupid Dubinsky.
OUR TEAM SUCKS! holy God in Heaven what a mess
this team does not deserve a playoff spot
only 15 wins in 38 home games. pathetic
Paul Karia spoils Wade Redden’s season saving party.
So, what are everyone’s plans for the spring and summer?
I can’t wait to hear Hank’s post game interview. I want to hear what he has to say aboot his soft goals that pretty much screwed us.
wtf was that??? save that stuff for your shower tkachuk
Gargle as deep throating another entenmann’s cake.
According to Sam, Rangers are very good with charity work! Hey, who needs wins when you can have charities?
Im going to be enROLLing in “curves” how about you?
“So, what are everyone’s plans for the spring and summer?”
Get drunk and forget aboot hockey. Sounds fun to me.
I still say no playoffs no Torts. Another lack luster performance. Sather should be worried to.
and I’m sick of them using charity as an attempt to divert attention away from Sather’s stinkers
why do we always get built up by this team to get let down
Come on Ladies and Gentlemen – from 6-10 Im here at the lounge
This outfit is pretty light weight.
did dubinsky play
Is sextingjoslynjames.com not loading for some of you??!!
>>“Fringe” is back next month too!
April 1st! I miss seeing Liv in HD.
Hello Ranger Fans! Tonight is Blueshirt Blues night and John Davidson is in town. We had a little chat before the game. He’s talking about writing an expose on the Rangers during the Sather Era. Hey Mess! Messier! We have a turd in the punchbowl…
Muck! Where’s Muckler? In the bathroom again? He’s been slowing up a little bit lately, so I spiked his prune juice with some of that 5 Hour Energy drink. You should see how fast he goes now!
I wonder what the fans mean when the yell Fly-er Sa-ther? I played for the New York Rangers, Pittsburgh Penguins and Boston Bruins…
(singing) “Well, I never felt more like Singin’ the Blues ‘cause I never thought that Knicks ever lose” That’s Dolans new ringtone. I see he’s still in denial… Hey there, Big Guy! We did it! Another Sellout! Now you can get those diamond studded fur-lined Knicks Jerseys you’ve been pining for. How’d the Knicks do against the Celtics on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s that Irish luck eh? I’ve heard it’s a huge Boston Conspiracy. No, it’s a VERY reliable source… And, he thinks I’m a beautiful man! (click)
Torts! I love those one word inspirational messages you are using to get the team going. Structure. Consistency. Maturity. What a great idea! I have a few others you can try; Scratch, Demote, Waive, Release. See how they react to some of those….
Bear with us, Boston is next…
Uncle Glennie
Season over kiddies.
Rangers are very good with charity work!
They gave away a lot of games this year.
My plans include watching baseball and umm, going somewhere that is not home.
please try the veal, and dont forget to tip your waitress
Help yourself to a dinner mint and tooth pick on the way out.
Still not desperate enough????? What’s the name of the team (wait scratch that) What is the name sports group we follow. They certinally are not a team.
MAKO – You’ve hit an all time low
CR9
For Tigger Woodies sake, he better hope it’s not loading, ahaha.
Go Mistresses !!!
Fringe is a great show! cant wait!
Linda…have you seen “Breaking Bad”? i highly recommend it…Nurse Jackie and United Sates of Tara are really good as well.
Double great night for me. Georgetown lost. I had them winning the whole thing on two brackets. God, that was stupid on my part.
lmao Olga, charity begins at home eh
have not seen breaking bad CCCP, will try to catch it
Im not going to let an early start to vacation ruin my second stanley cup aspirations
Zoobinsky, as Maloney just said, decided that the team didn’t need his All Star magic tonight, so he took the game off.
IMO we should sign Kariya to a 1 yr deal in the offseason.
nice line change by shelly.. lucky the 4th line does not matter.
what a joke organization. sather sucks and torts gets almost nothing right also.
callahan on the 5 on 3 is an idiot shoot the damn puck stop looking for gaborik every friggin second.
gilroy still on the team? had to have roszival and redden on the ice the final 9 minutes..they are so good offensively…
yea sign kariya this offseason. 35 yr old washed up players have worked out well for the rangers over the last 15 yrs or so.
shrewd idea…
Hi Lindi, Are you going to be our next NY Ranger SNIPER??? we need one bad.
Cally took full blame for that play.
Hockeman, the kind of ‘sniping’ i’m talking about will make most of you happy!
Even though its been about 3 weeks I see the same script happens after they lose LOL All the fresh daisies come out and lend their wonderfully positive opinions.
Hockeyman* sorry for the typo
Can’t wait to hear Torts polish this turd…
And Sunday’s new one word Motto.
That’s what leaders do…they take responsibility when they screwed up.
Thank you Cally.
Be honest Joe, that 5 on 3 sucked.
Really hate it when someone plays well against the Rangers, and there’s immediate calls to sign the guy in the off-season. I remember that happening with Drury back in the day (most recently after his 7.7 second goal). That worked out.
Micheletti is talking bad about the 2 man power play.
We have A turd in the Punch Bowl.
Hank sounds and looks SO depressed. Poor baby :(
Olga, i think we have a day or two to come up with a good one
Micheletti looks like he uses that spray-on hair stuff.
Ted- do you really expect any good ideas from someone named “Tank the Season”?
I just noticed.. Joe’s hair looks like a Ken doll’s hair.
Messiah, hair in a can! lmao!! good call
Ted, i’m pretty sure Tank was being sarcastic, but i could be wrong ;-)
Wow, Sunday should be a barn-burner. Boston played like absolute CRAP tonight too. Neither one of these teams deserves to make the playoffs.
Olga – eh, I can kind of see where he’s coming from with that. Not the idea of tanking pe se, but the apathy. The team is so fundamentally flawed. Realistically, them squeaking into the playoffs just buys us another 4-5 games of aggravation. So tired of wasting 3 hrs every few nights (although thanks to the magic of DVR, I’m getting it down to 1-2 hrs).
please give me some insight on why the duck tortarella would put the 4th line out after the rangers tied the game in the 3rd period?! i cant comprehend that move at all, and its not the first time hes done it all season, after icings hes put the 4th line out there as well, why not put one of the top 3 lines out there? keep the momentum going, the reason this team hasnt won all year is because of the coach, the players dont seem to want to play for him or respond to his tirades, sather went from one extreme to another with renney to tortarella, im thinkin a coach in the middle in terms of temperance and strategy would be best suited for this team, your thoughts?
Ted- The Rangers will end up 9th or 10th. Not even bad enough for a decent draft pick. Sather can’t even tank the season right. Not that he would know what to do with the pick, if he had it.
Olga, Sundays motivational word is BROOKS
Linda, I think they purposely pick words that don’t describe the Rangers. I think “Passion” would be a good choice.
The Messiah-Neither might; Panthers, Thrashers, and Islanders are all lurking.
I like that one Olga. GRIT may be a good choice for Wednesday
And I thought dumping Brashear was the key to winning the Cup. Lots more addition through subtraction to go, it looks like.
Phoenix has passion though… They were losing 3-0 to Florida, and came back to win 4-3 in a SO.
Yeah Messiah – Just saw that. Happy for them. They’ve been through alot. Good to see them do well.
Dumping Brashear is the key to signing some other washed up player this summer.
it would be funny if the Thrashers got in, faced the Devils, and won! HA
Olga – his $1.4 million still counts against our cap.
I see your bet and i raise you a draft pick and a prospect for a twilight has-been!
Linda
It wouldnt surprise me if they did. They’re hungry & Fatso hasnt been playing like BRODEUR
would be even funnier if Kovalchuk was NOT a factor
I hope the Islanders make it. They’ll get a worse draft pick, and they’ll get smoked by the Caps in the 1st round. Win-win!
Ok folks, I’ve been sick all day long and didn’t sleep too well last night so I’m going to bed early. Nite all!
The best thing Phoenix did was get Dave Tippet to coach, he’s great and still fairly young. I remember when he scored that OT goal for the Caps against the Rangers in playoffs in either 90 or 91…..meh.
I agree about the Islanders; I don’t want to see them get another nasty player like a Kabanov or Neidereirter, that would be bad news bears.
Yeah – He hasnt played that outstanding with them. Im sure he’s happy to be on a winning team but. Doesnt really fit there.
grim:
http://nhlnumbers.com/overview.php?team=NYR&season=0910&expand=y
CANT believe Drury is getting $8mm
“turd in the Punch Bowl” where did i hear this line before?
believe it MAKO
CCCP
Feels like a nightmare
Desert rangers (PNX) won franchise best 7th straight game! Korpedo with a pretty SO goal. Tony from AZ must be very proud.
turd in punchbowl wasn’t that on south park last night?
i started getting sick reading the cap salary page there… gonna carry some weight for a while or sell the farm just to start over…again? ugh
turd in the Punch Bowl
The Latest South Park.
Taking another look at the standings…there’s a VERY good chance the Rangers are gonna finish DEAD LAST in the Leastern Conference.
Forget the playoffs, it ain’t happening. I think everyone realizes that. But I don’t even think they’re gonna come close.
So, the hope is still alive for a high draft pick!!
this team is like a skipping record of mediocrity…
Philly 3 – 2 on Dallas 6:00 left in 3rd
LOTTERY! LOTTERY!
that’s right! South park! It was a funny one!
Is it me, or is Del Zotto on the ice for every big goal against?
No doubt the kid is our future, but he definitely needs some seasoning before he’s ready for the big show…..............
it is sort too late…the “BIG SHOW” is about to be over.
its go time has to go …look where it landed Mandlebaum..in the hospital….
maybe the header should just be T minus…(however many days are left in the season)
sigh. we were so excited to start the season, and we’ve pretty much been beaten down since january. SIGH!!!
I think I know what the problem is… It’s Carp! He hasn’t changed the picture on the blog since 1977!! That is unacceptable, Carp! This is why this team is inconsistent! Change the picture Carp OR ELSE!
Josh messing with time also is not helping!
Carp’s picture that is!
Turn out the lights, the party’s over!
Now is the perfect time to bring up kids like Byers,Weise,Grachev,Williams,Sags,Heikanen,Sauer,Ocho cinco.
I would also like to sign Stepan and McDonagh as soon as their season ends and give them a shot as well to see where they might fit next year. We then accomplish two things. Tank the season and get a lottery pick.
FIRE SATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s GOING GOING GONE TIME?
Hank, enjoy your spring in Stockholm.
Tortorella, thanks for throwing the fourth line out there, moron.
First of all, it was NOT the 4th line’s fault. Cally lost the check, PERIOD. The rangers still had numbers and were in good position when shelley left the ice, cally lost the check and girardi was in no mans land. Quite frankly, we would not give up nearly as many goals like that one if we had d men that thought HIT and TAKE THE BODY FIRST, instead of a bundh of softies that worry about being Positionally sound!!! Speaking of softies, hank kinda got snuck for a softie!
Ohhhh and FIRE SATHER.