Do you guys sleep?
I have nothing new for you, although I’m hearing that Jokinen is playing against Philly tonight. What in Holy Hell?
You guys are just going nuts with the page views (and of course your clever, often hilarious comments) … on the first day of February, which was the first nutso month in terms of traffic last year, and only got more nutso in March. So here we go.
Just wanted to give you a clean slate, because the last one was pretty out-of-hand.
I’ll jump in tonight or tomorrow if/when something happens.
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i am now
sleeping that is….oh wait..FIRST!!!!
BAZINGA!!
sleep is for the lightweight and weak!!!!!!!!
shor, chicks dig scars NOT huge nostrils! I went on a ‘blind date’ with this dude once, and OMG he had manbearpig snout! It freaked me out!!!! it was like he had 2 extra eyes looking at me
Eklund is reporting that Atlanta has agreed to send Kovalchuk and a 2nd rounder to the Rangers for Redden, Rozsival, Higgins, Kotalik, and a 3rd rounder.
If Jokinen doesn’t perform well when he gets here, will Linda call him “Joke-en-in?”
“mouthguard with everything”
so funny Linda, A++
congrats on your carping SHOR!
reposting ilb’s comment!:
Ilb2001
February 1st, 2010 at 11:02 pm
Carp, that squat I bet you feels much better than all 35 subscribers to some paid websites.
LMAO that is priceless
If all was right in the world Miami, then it would be…
Miami Pimp – And by reporting, you mean making up?
I’m sticking around until at least the end of the Flames game to see what goes down!
Reg, here are jokinens nicknames:
Jokinen will be Nostrils, Hoover, Dyson, Orek, TunnelSnout and Brashears Negative
Miami – you forgot Drury & Brashear too
Thanks Salty, that means a lot :-) and i’m serious!
zzzzzzzzzzz never Carp zzzzzzzz never.
Brashear’s Negative – LOL!
guy’s not even on the team yet and he had nicknames LAST NIGHT!
No, Eklund is reporting that Brashear and Drury are on their way to Vancouver for the two Sedins
Linda, thanks for reposting that. I was too busy listening to those dingbats from Philadelphia who are trying to talk trades during the intermission. Nutshell: I have no effing idea what they just said. Something tells me nor do they. Sheesh, GregL is an English professor comparing to them.
How about Ollie not the goalie?
lmao ilb!
is it official yet??
From Dreger’s Tweet:
I do sense the deal we reported on last night will get done tonight.
good work Mako! pounding the keyboard for that is rough!!! ;-)
Dreger, don’t F with me!
Drinking beer now- may switch to Vodka now to get ready to toast Kotalik goodluck in Calgary-
I have tweetie bird chirping on my iphone LOL
http://twitter.com/DarrenDreger/statuses/8528795685
DarrenDreger: I do sense the deal we reported on last night will get done tonight.
Today, February 01, 2010, 6 minutes ago
DarrenDreger: Jokinen and Prust look good tonight. Wonder how they’ll look tomorrow in Rangers blue?
Today, February 01, 2010, 42 minutes ago
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh, imagine this, the man needs to use the computer! WELL I NEVER!!!!!!!!!!! be right back!
Linda-yup.
Giroux just made it 2 – 0
Haha, Rangers don’t even have a 3rd rounder this year because of the Brian Boyle trade.
Watching the Flames/Flyers game on Yahoo.com the Flames look dead and Sutter looked visibly pissed at one point. As disgusting as it is to hope the Flyers win, maybe this seals the deal for the trade.
I think the “deal” is “sealed” anyway.
Carp, you can probably thank Yahoo for all the traffic here. I apologize if this was posted already:
http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Report-Rangers-get-Jokinen-in-headaches-for-hea;_ylt=AhawRIZUm6TJx5yW3f_gzdF7vLYF?urn=nhl,216739
OK, heads. I’m going to catch some sleep. But before I go, I have to tell you that I’m now officially a proud owner of NYR home Jaromir Jagr signed jersey that I won from NHLPA auction mentioned by Carp about a week ago. Just sealed the deal. For Haiti and on behalf of all the boneheads. When it comes in (from Canada, not from China, thank you) I will post pictures on FB.
now you know why you don’t know who won the pro bowl. a day consists of reading this blog 20 hours along with links provided and 4 hours of sleep
between the first and second period the flames studio guys were talking how they were looking forward to higgins getting back to his mtl form! Guess it’s a done deal to them!
WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO ILB!!!! Im jealous!!!! Congratz buddy!!!!!!!
sweet, mrs wicky just handed me a cup of earl grey with milk in it, now time to watch dvr’d monday night funniness!
ilb
congrats, you wearing it on the trip?
I love being first, i get an earl grey reward!!
So let me get this right, the Rangers are attempting to trade Kotalik for who? Jokinen? Jokinen centering Gaborik and Prospal?
And is Higgins involved?
if the deal is completed tonight or early tomorrow will they play immediately vs the kings?
aight. in order to appease carp, ;) can anyone come up with some good lines?
Yes. They will now have a #1 center. Finally!
4:30 left in the game!!!!
GOOD WORK ILB!!! congrats!!
and for anyone to even THINK this move, alleged move, maybe move, whatever by sather will lessen the amount of people who show up at that rally, they are freakin troglodytes!
Prospal-Jokinen-Gaborik, or Dubinsky-Jokinen-Gaborik, with Dubinsky at wing maybe. There’s our daily analysis, now we can get back to making fun of Jokinen’s nose.
Linda thats one word i’ll never use in a rap. what does that mean? lol
bestowing “DEFENDER OF THE JIBBERISH” title on Shor!
Lets get this deal over with. I need to bury my Kotalik jersey in the Glenn Sather’s Brilliant Moves cemetery with my Bure, Lindros, Blackburn, and Carter jerseys.
edit* I would never, nor have ever, actually, owned any of those jerseys. In an unrelated note, I bought an Akili Smith jersey back in the day, but only because it was a Puma jersey…and all my other jerseys were Starter or Nike at the time.
haha man how could I sleep its 6 am here :D, Im waiting for resoults !
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
go flyers!
hahahaha
Richards 3 – 0
I don’t think they should play Dubie at wing. I think Drury fits into that slot better.
philly scored again. lights out calgary. send us the goods.
poor Blackburn!! My Churla jersey hangs proudly in my closet! Best lookin goon the Rangers ever had!
Pack yo’ bags TunnelSnout!!!
hopefully we see a prust vs carcillo fight now.
lmao @ Richards 3-0 too funny
Drury fit in the slot in my mail box better too…
30 seconds!!!!
My lines if i was the coach:
Gaborik-Jokinen-Prospal
Dubinsky-Anisimov-Avery
Lisin-Christensen-Callahan
Boyle-Drury-Prust/Voros
More realistic lines for tomorrow:
Gaborik-Jokinen-Prospal
Dubinsky-Drury-Callahan
Lisin-Anisimov-Christensen
Avery-Boyle-Voros
The reason I have drury on the 4th in my lines is bc he just hasnt done anything on offense for us at all and he obviously does the “little things” well like play defensively and faceoffs etc but obviously makin 7mill hes not going to be slotted there, but the 9 forwards i have listed ahead of him i feel like have more potential to put the puck in the net the way things are going.. I still dont understand why Avery is on the 4th line, it causes torts to play the 4th line more lately since he wants to get avery out there and is that waht u really need when ur in a scoring funk? ur 4th line going out more? i dont think so…. the other thing is if ur going to leave avery on the 4th line then at least use him on the power play, on sunday vs colorado avery drew a nice penalty and then he comes out with voros on the PP, who then took a penalty on the offensive blueline, what r u sending voros out to do, stand in front and cause havoc right?? im pretty sure avery can do that, and with more offensive capability, idk i dont understand it.. guy has played well besides the low goal total, get him on the ice more, id even think about playing avery with jokinen and gaborik to get pucks in the corner and get in front but then who do u put prospal with, bc he hasnt shown much chemistry with any1 besides gabby… we’ll see, calgary game is overrrr lets get this trade doneeeeeee
We have six centers if Jokinen comes. This is tough. I assume Jokinen would be placed on the first line.
Prospal-Jokinen-Gaborik
Avery-Dubinsky-Callahan
Drury-Anisimov-Christensen
Voros-Boyle-Prust
well according to his jokinens thn scout report one of his flaws is that he is a better scorer than playmaker, so he tends to get off his game when paired with other goal-scorers. His leadership skills, along with the rest of his game, lacks consistency.
*******
I dont watch him play regularly but based on this, I wouldnt put him with Gabby.
heard that too 909.
Jokinen’s comment after tonights Flames game “Im leaving today, I want to be a part of it, New York, Rangers”
spiderpig, you forgot lisin
i wonder if carp has a lil red phone next to his bed, like the bat phone. and when something happens in Rangerland it goes off.
CARP PHONE!!
Bob McKenzie:
There is a really strong sense this Ranger-Flames trade is going down tonight. We will find out soon enough, I suppose.
1 minute ago from UberTwitter
If this trade is done, I’d put Jokinen on the 2nd line and spread out the wealth. He’d be fine with Dubinsky and Callahan.
To steal a line from The Mouth, hopefully we’re all a few hours away from a Metropolitan Holiday: Ales Kotalik Amnesty Day.
and nowwww we play the waaaaiting game
I’m sure Prust is saving his fist for the March afternoon game at
MSG
Happy traiiiiiiiiiiiiils to you
You never hit the net
Happy Traiiiiiiiiiiilllllllls to you
Shoots wide, we will forget
I lost the feed to the game.
DarrenDreger Flames game is over. I suspect players may soon be told.
Joe M is going to miss your BIIIIIIIIIG FOREARMS!!!!!!!!!!!
Domi28 whered u get that jokinen quote, or r u jus making it up?
Dreger:
Flames game is over. I suspect players may soon be told.
3 minutes ago from mobile web
Oh yeah, Lisin. Scratch Christensen, put in Lisin. There ya go!
lovin this guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHI3HbabAo8
lookin forward to him poundin anyone who hits any of our players
i welcome this
voros/boyle/prust
People if you going to start quoting things. Please give us the links….
christopher higgins, shooooooooots wide
he was just playin with a frank sinatra song for the jokinen quote. lol. y did i notice that>?
http://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/8530214383
McKenzie thinks it’s gonna happen soon maybe?
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OMG, i knew he was kidding with that quote! Mako, smack you upside your fade!
put FIM on waivers!
TR – just watched that. At least now we’ll have someone who will stick up for teammates!
It’s like I’ve taught my kids, sleep is for suckers.
wow,these guys on nhl network just tossed hats cuz hot dog lips got a hattie!
Hot dog hot dog lips
Sids got a set of hot dog lips
ARGH! Linda – its not a fade! Its the “GOTTI” get it right! =P
if it does go down, I’m counting on you Boneheads to put it up here … because I’ve had a bunch of really long days and I have another one tomorrow. I’m going to pass out.
Good night, Sally!
Adam Z.
February 1st, 2010 at 5:49 pm
Kotalik, Higgins, Callahan for Jokinen, Prust, and Calgary’s 2010 first-round pick…would you do it?
yes if you switch dubi for cally
FIM, on waivers!! someone needs to be prucha’d with puddin!
good call on sinatra quote 909
Domi28 February 1st, 2010 at 11:57 pm
Jokinen’s comment after tonights Flames game “Im leaving today, I want to be a part of it, New York, Rangers”
that’s real?
get some rest Rick! We’ll hold down the fort
Waiting impatiently. What a wierd situation if it gets done tonight. Holding it up a day so 2 guys who are going to be dealt can play in a game first.
see linda – someone else didnt know he was kidding! ;)
Flames do not have a 2010 #1 pick.
Mako, whatever it is, it looks bulletproof!
I like Brashear’s Negative
the nostrils really bring it out
thats just funny
this guy prust is a warrior http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OZ7fpglGIk&feature=player_embedded#at=63
Adam Z –
YES – for the 1st round pick and for clearing cap $pace, even though the draft is mighty thin this year outside the lottery.
But worth it on the outside chance that Jokinen makes some noise with Gabby.
prust vs janssen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQM1gu35SQ0
No truth to the quote however how funny it would be if he did
TSN just pulled the ‘pending trade’ story down from mobile site
OK, I don’t want to be seen as weak … so I’m staying up a little longer … plus I’m hearing that the Rangers think this could get done at any time. or not.
atta boy Carp
Carp, I on the other hand will go to sleep. haha
WOOHOO RICK!
Carp, when you joining the facebook group “Boneheads”?
There are some great pictures!
“Tippy Toe!!... Tippy Toe!!”...
I dunno, I just felt like yelling it…
this place is too much fun!
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SUPER CARP!!!!!!!!!!!!! woot woot!!
fan960 says no new developments
How many of you think OJ is gone at the deadline?
27 min into the game being over….
Im sure the media will get the news soon…
you still glad jagr is gone?
where’s my bro at
On a side note, it doesn’t bother me but I’d like to see the trade deadline moved to a Sat or Sun so everyone can have time to catch all the movement.
http://www.fan960.com/listen/
No problem Carp. Hit the sack. Linda will hold the fort here.
THE TRADE IS….
CANT YOU SEE ME… IM WEARING NEON SLEEPYPANTS!!!!!!!!!!
Ahhh The crack of Midnight!
speaking of Jagr…
...did everyone see the picture of Jagr from this year’s KHL All-Star game wearing a Rangers undershirt while doing interviews with reporters?
hahaa… I think he’d suit back up in Blue if they asked him!
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kotalik is a TT in canada
Linda, I can smell the chocolate from here.
imma send your woman some 3 d sunglasses bro!
Fan960 is saying if the trade has gone down it most likely won’t be announced till morning.
i cant believe i’m waitin to see if we are trading a stoner and forearms for a dude with lincoln tunnel sized nostrils!
hope ya like em Rick!!
well TR, thats not very nice of them!!!
Ugh Linda – she has TONS. Trust me! Drive me crazy.
Bill Murray: it just doesn’t Matter.
tons of 3d glasses? hmmm you must be a technopsychadelic delight
http://twitter.com/darenmillard/status/8531211992
supposedly, it’s only minutes away now??
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That was from Rotter’s blog
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if this dude says HAWKEY one more time,imma shave his catepillar eyebrow!
OHHHHHHH 3 D sunglasses. Im sure she has a few of those LMAO
Im deeeeeeeeeeeeeelovely – groove is in the heart baby!
that was from Rotter
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Is that from Community?
AGrossRecord Back home from Denver. Waiting for word that #NYRangers-#Flames trade is a go. All systems pointing that way, at least.
Andrew Gross;
Back home from Denver. Waiting for word that #NYRangers-#Flames trade is a go. All systems pointing that way, at least.
1 minute ago from web
Linda, how do we go about getting some of those cookies?
BOB McKenzie
Cgy-NYR trade call is happening now. Deal is exactly as @DarrenDreger reported it last night – Jokinen/Prust for Higgins/Kotalik.
half a minute ago from UberTwitter
First FIRE SATHER for today!
If Olli does come to NY, can we nickname him “Hellboy”? He sort of looks like a younger version of the actor who plays it?
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stevezipay via twitter
Sounds as if deal is done: Olli Jokinen, Brandon Prust for Ales Kotalik and Christopher Higgins
Zipay is also twittering the deal going down now.
Flames got HOSED
done deal, new post.
Hellboy and Prust!
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