Do you guys sleep?

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I have nothing new for you, although I’m hearing that Jokinen is playing against Philly tonight. What in Holy Hell?

You guys are just going nuts with the page views (and of course your clever, often hilarious comments) … on the first day of February, which was the first nutso month in terms of traffic last year, and only got more nutso in March. So here we go.

Just wanted to give you a clean slate, because the last one was pretty out-of-hand.

I’ll jump in tonight or tomorrow if/when something happens.

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  1. wicky doesn't wear a face shield and wants gabby to break jagr's record! on

    sleeping that is….oh wait..FIRST!!!!

    BAZINGA!!

  2. Linda will be performing a slow cook off of Sathers head on

    sleep is for the lightweight and weak!!!!!!!!

    shor, chicks dig scars NOT huge nostrils! I went on a ‘blind date’ with this dude once, and OMG he had manbearpig snout! It freaked me out!!!! it was like he had 2 extra eyes looking at me

  3. Eklund is reporting that Atlanta has agreed to send Kovalchuk and a 2nd rounder to the Rangers for Redden, Rozsival, Higgins, Kotalik, and a 3rd rounder.

  4. If Jokinen doesn’t perform well when he gets here, will Linda call him “Joke-en-in?”

  5. Linda will be performing a slow cook off of Sathers head on

    congrats on your carping SHOR!

    reposting ilb’s comment!:

    Ilb2001
    February 1st, 2010 at 11:02 pm
    Carp, that squat I bet you feels much better than all 35 subscribers to some paid websites.

    LMAO that is priceless

  6. Miami Pimp – And by reporting, you mean making up?

    I’m sticking around until at least the end of the Flames game to see what goes down!

  7. Linda will be performing a slow cook off of Sathers head on

    Reg, here are jokinens nicknames:

    Jokinen will be Nostrils, Hoover, Dyson, Orek, TunnelSnout and Brashears Negative

  8. Linda will be performing a slow cook off of Sathers head on

    Thanks Salty, that means a lot :-) and i’m serious!

  9. Linda will be performing a slow cook off of Sathers head on

    guy’s not even on the team yet and he had nicknames LAST NIGHT!

  10. No, Eklund is reporting that Brashear and Drury are on their way to Vancouver for the two Sedins

  11. Linda, thanks for reposting that. I was too busy listening to those dingbats from Philadelphia who are trying to talk trades during the intermission. Nutshell: I have no effing idea what they just said. Something tells me nor do they. Sheesh, GregL is an English professor comparing to them.

  12. Linda will be performing a slow cook off of Sathers head on

    good work Mako! pounding the keyboard for that is rough!!! ;-)

  13. Linda will be performing a slow cook off of Sathers head on

    sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh, imagine this, the man needs to use the computer! WELL I NEVER!!!!!!!!!!! be right back!

  14. Haha, Rangers don’t even have a 3rd rounder this year because of the Brian Boyle trade.

    Watching the Flames/Flyers game on Yahoo.com the Flames look dead and Sutter looked visibly pissed at one point. As disgusting as it is to hope the Flyers win, maybe this seals the deal for the trade.

  15. OK, heads. I’m going to catch some sleep. But before I go, I have to tell you that I’m now officially a proud owner of NYR home Jaromir Jagr signed jersey that I won from NHLPA auction mentioned by Carp about a week ago. Just sealed the deal. For Haiti and on behalf of all the boneheads. When it comes in (from Canada, not from China, thank you) I will post pictures on FB.

  16. now you know why you don’t know who won the pro bowl. a day consists of reading this blog 20 hours along with links provided and 4 hours of sleep

  17. wicky doesn't wear a face shield and wants gabby to break jagr's record! on

    between the first and second period the flames studio guys were talking how they were looking forward to higgins getting back to his mtl form! Guess it’s a done deal to them!

  18. wicky doesn't wear a face shield and wants gabby to break jagr's record! on

    sweet, mrs wicky just handed me a cup of earl grey with milk in it, now time to watch dvr’d monday night funniness!

  19. wicky doesn't wear a face shield and wants gabby to break jagr's record! on

    ilb
    congrats, you wearing it on the trip?

    I love being first, i get an earl grey reward!!

  20. One Ranger Love on

    So let me get this right, the Rangers are attempting to trade Kotalik for who? Jokinen? Jokinen centering Gaborik and Prospal?

    And is Higgins involved?

  21. Linda will be performing a slow cook off of Sathers head on

    GOOD WORK ILB!!! congrats!!

    and for anyone to even THINK this move, alleged move, maybe move, whatever by sather will lessen the amount of people who show up at that rally, they are freakin troglodytes!

  22. Linda will be performing a slow cook off of Sathers head on

    bestowing “DEFENDER OF THE JIBBERISH” title on Shor!

  23. Lets get this deal over with. I need to bury my Kotalik jersey in the Glenn Sather’s Brilliant Moves cemetery with my Bure, Lindros, Blackburn, and Carter jerseys.

    edit* I would never, nor have ever, actually, owned any of those jerseys. In an unrelated note, I bought an Akili Smith jersey back in the day, but only because it was a Puma jersey…and all my other jerseys were Starter or Nike at the time.

  24. One Ranger Love on

    I don’t think they should play Dubie at wing. I think Drury fits into that slot better.

  25. Linda will be performing a slow cook off of Sathers head on

    poor Blackburn!! My Churla jersey hangs proudly in my closet! Best lookin goon the Rangers ever had!

  26. My lines if i was the coach:
    Gaborik-Jokinen-Prospal
    Dubinsky-Anisimov-Avery
    Lisin-Christensen-Callahan
    Boyle-Drury-Prust/Voros

    More realistic lines for tomorrow:
    Gaborik-Jokinen-Prospal
    Dubinsky-Drury-Callahan
    Lisin-Anisimov-Christensen
    Avery-Boyle-Voros

    The reason I have drury on the 4th in my lines is bc he just hasnt done anything on offense for us at all and he obviously does the “little things” well like play defensively and faceoffs etc but obviously makin 7mill hes not going to be slotted there, but the 9 forwards i have listed ahead of him i feel like have more potential to put the puck in the net the way things are going.. I still dont understand why Avery is on the 4th line, it causes torts to play the 4th line more lately since he wants to get avery out there and is that waht u really need when ur in a scoring funk? ur 4th line going out more? i dont think so…. the other thing is if ur going to leave avery on the 4th line then at least use him on the power play, on sunday vs colorado avery drew a nice penalty and then he comes out with voros on the PP, who then took a penalty on the offensive blueline, what r u sending voros out to do, stand in front and cause havoc right?? im pretty sure avery can do that, and with more offensive capability, idk i dont understand it.. guy has played well besides the low goal total, get him on the ice more, id even think about playing avery with jokinen and gaborik to get pucks in the corner and get in front but then who do u put prospal with, bc he hasnt shown much chemistry with any1 besides gabby… we’ll see, calgary game is overrrr lets get this trade doneeeeeee

  27. We have six centers if Jokinen comes. This is tough. I assume Jokinen would be placed on the first line.

    Prospal-Jokinen-Gaborik
    Avery-Dubinsky-Callahan
    Drury-Anisimov-Christensen
    Voros-Boyle-Prust

  28. well according to his jokinens thn scout report one of his flaws is that he is a better scorer than playmaker, so he tends to get off his game when paired with other goal-scorers. His leadership skills, along with the rest of his game, lacks consistency.
    *******
    I dont watch him play regularly but based on this, I wouldnt put him with Gabby.

  29. Jokinen’s comment after tonights Flames game “Im leaving today, I want to be a part of it, New York, Rangers”

  30. Linda will be performing a slow cook off of Sathers head on

    i wonder if carp has a lil red phone next to his bed, like the bat phone. and when something happens in Rangerland it goes off.

    CARP PHONE!!

  31. Bob McKenzie:

    There is a really strong sense this Ranger-Flames trade is going down tonight. We will find out soon enough, I suppose.
    1 minute ago from UberTwitter

  32. If this trade is done, I’d put Jokinen on the 2nd line and spread out the wealth. He’d be fine with Dubinsky and Callahan.

    To steal a line from The Mouth, hopefully we’re all a few hours away from a Metropolitan Holiday: Ales Kotalik Amnesty Day.

  33. Linda will be performing a slow cook off of Sathers head on

    Happy traiiiiiiiiiiiiils to you
    You never hit the net
    Happy Traiiiiiiiiiiilllllllls to you
    Shoots wide, we will forget

  34. Linda will be performing a slow cook off of Sathers head on

    DarrenDreger Flames game is over. I suspect players may soon be told.

  35. he was just playin with a frank sinatra song for the jokinen quote. lol. y did i notice that>?

  36. Linda will be performing a slow cook off of Sathers head on

    OMG, i knew he was kidding with that quote! Mako, smack you upside your fade!

  37. put FIM on waivers!

    TR – just watched that. At least now we’ll have someone who will stick up for teammates!

  38. Linda will be performing a slow cook off of Sathers head on

    wow,these guys on nhl network just tossed hats cuz hot dog lips got a hattie!

    Hot dog hot dog lips
    Sids got a set of hot dog lips

  39. if it does go down, I’m counting on you Boneheads to put it up here … because I’ve had a bunch of really long days and I have another one tomorrow. I’m going to pass out.

    Good night, Sally!

  40. Adam Z.
    February 1st, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    Kotalik, Higgins, Callahan for Jokinen, Prust, and Calgary’s 2010 first-round pick…would you do it?

    yes if you switch dubi for cally

  41. Linda will be performing a slow cook off of Sathers head on

    FIM, on waivers!! someone needs to be prucha’d with puddin!

  42. Domi28 February 1st, 2010 at 11:57 pm

    Jokinen’s comment after tonights Flames game “Im leaving today, I want to be a part of it, New York, Rangers”

    that’s real?

  43. ThisYearsModel on

    Waiting impatiently. What a wierd situation if it gets done tonight. Holding it up a day so 2 guys who are going to be dealt can play in a game first.

  44. Adam Z –
    YES – for the 1st round pick and for clearing cap $pace, even though the draft is mighty thin this year outside the lottery.
    But worth it on the outside chance that Jokinen makes some noise with Gabby.

  45. OK, I don’t want to be seen as weak … so I’m staying up a little longer … plus I’m hearing that the Rangers think this could get done at any time. or not.

  46. “Tippy Toe!!… Tippy Toe!!”…

    I dunno, I just felt like yelling it…

    this place is too much fun!

    @@

  47. Linda is attempting to make chocolate chip/white chocolate chip/cherry cookies and keep up with you guys on

    where’s my bro at

  48. On a side note, it doesn’t bother me but I’d like to see the trade deadline moved to a Sat or Sun so everyone can have time to catch all the movement.

  49. speaking of Jagr…

    …did everyone see the picture of Jagr from this year’s KHL All-Star game wearing a Rangers undershirt while doing interviews with reporters?

    hahaa… I think he’d suit back up in Blue if they asked him!

    @@

  50. Linda is attempting to make chocolate chip/white chocolate chip/cherry cookies and keep up with you guys on

    imma send your woman some 3 d sunglasses bro!

  51. Linda is attempting to make chocolate chip/white chocolate chip/cherry cookies and keep up with you guys on

    i cant believe i’m waitin to see if we are trading a stoner and forearms for a dude with lincoln tunnel sized nostrils!

  52. Linda is attempting to make chocolate chip/white chocolate chip/cherry cookies and keep up with you guys on

    hope ya like em Rick!!

  53. Linda is attempting to make chocolate chip/white chocolate chip/cherry cookies and keep up with you guys on

    well TR, thats not very nice of them!!!

  54. Linda is attempting to make chocolate chip/white chocolate chip/cherry cookies and keep up with you guys on

    tons of 3d glasses? hmmm you must be a technopsychadelic delight

  55. Linda is attempting to make chocolate chip/white chocolate chip/cherry cookies and keep up with you guys on

    if this dude says HAWKEY one more time,imma shave his catepillar eyebrow!

  56. OHHHHHHH 3 D sunglasses. Im sure she has a few of those LMAO

    Im deeeeeeeeeeeeeelovely – groove is in the heart baby!

  57. Linda is attempting to make chocolate chip/white chocolate chip/cherry cookies and keep up with you guys on

    AGrossRecord Back home from Denver. Waiting for word that #NYRangers-#Flames trade is a go. All systems pointing that way, at least.

  58. Andrew Gross;

    Back home from Denver. Waiting for word that #NYRangers-#Flames trade is a go. All systems pointing that way, at least.
    1 minute ago from web

  59. BOB McKenzie

    Cgy-NYR trade call is happening now. Deal is exactly as @DarrenDreger reported it last night – Jokinen/Prust for Higgins/Kotalik.
    half a minute ago from UberTwitter

  60. If Olli does come to NY, can we nickname him “Hellboy”? He sort of looks like a younger version of the actor who plays it?

    @@

  61. i_bleed_blue16 on

    stevezipay via twitter

    Sounds as if deal is done: Olli Jokinen, Brandon Prust for Ales Kotalik and Christopher Higgins

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