… as in Ocho Cinco, since Chad Johnson is starting in goal. Or as in Zero, which is the number of all the goals the Rangers have scored in the last two games, overtime and shootout included. Or as the number of goals Johnson might have to allow in order to get a win. Or, as we said earlier, as in JD’s old No. 00 jersey.
(Seinfeld reference: CoCo wore it, too … As in Ooh-ooh, ah-ah).
Kotalik is prucha’d and Brashear is out “nicked” which means Voros and Lisin are off the prucha list, and somehow Higgins continues to escape it.
It’s an 8 p.m. start, locally on WPIX.
By the way, WPIX loaded Thursday’s game with promos for tonight’s game thusly: “Same fire, same desire.” Boy, you guys better hope not.
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A reader asked today, and another had asked me via email following the video chat on Friday, why you guys are Boneheads. And I’ve been meaning to explain the term of endearment for our newer folks. So here it is:
When Sam Weinman left the blog last January—we’re coming up on that sad anniversary—a bunch of vulture blogs attempted to jump into the comments section and steal our audience (yeah, like that might happen). Anyway, one of them came on with this idea, and I paraphrase:
“Come to such-and-such blog, where you get all the same Rangers news and information, but without all the bonehead comments.”
To which I replied, “I like the boneheads.”
To which a lot of you guys replied, in a parade of comments, “I’m a bonehead.”
Kind of brings a tear to my eye.
425 Comments
Hope it’s not O-no! time.
Repost
LMFAO
http://www.amazon.com/drury-Hoodie-Sweat-Shirt-Small/dp/B0016K2TCK/ref=sr_1_18?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qlEnable=1&qid=1263688909&sr=1-18
ITS GO TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shor
To which I would reply “Yes… You can have him!”
I’m a bonehead
I AM A BONEHEAD!
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
LET’S GO RANGERS-win one for the boneheads
?? Did Gabby have a chicken on his hat?
ok.
I think I’m ready.
All set…Let’s go Rangers! Let’s find the net!!
Should be a good game. Both teams are pretty evenly matched.
it’s probably joe’s mother
Still a proud bonehead
Repost to Shoryuken’s repost:
Not the first time the words “Drury” and “fleece” have appeared in close proximity…
oop…wearing the one Micheletti Jersey
Go Boys!!!
Rangers Gametime is…NOW!!!
Rangers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go go og ogo go go go go goooooooooooooo!!!
Will NYR finally score a goal today?
Who will score the Rangers first goal?
Im going to say Drury.
I kid … I kid. I say CALLY!
Proud Parrothead, now a proud bonehead!
Yo soy bonehead.
Someone give me a link to the game please! atdhe.net isnt working and neither is channelsurfing.net.
Who was supporting staal the other day? Say it again, over-rated
This team wouldn’t score at a Tiger Woods bachelor party
True
While I agree with most that he’s probably the brother with the least star power. He hasnt had any vet leadership & teaching to learn from. Ya know?
anyone have a link to stream (non-sopcast)?
that was the only time Rosival used his head this season
Staal will be a great d man
Got the Blues’ feed (grr) – might as well be on Versus: – Apparently Prospal won a Cup with Torts in TB in 2004 (nope, he didn’t) – They show replays while play is in progress?! Yeah, that’s not a dumb idea…
The great Mike Brodeur just let in a crappy shot from the corner against Montreal. How come the 30 crappy shots from the corner the Rangers had on him wouldn’t go in?
Joe made a funny
Kern
nice one
Can’t find a good stream… guess I’m listening to Sabres/Islanders.
I’ll have to rely on you boneheads for some good Michelettiisms.
LW3H. link to feed?
I’ve watched Staal and girardi both get worse defensively the past 3 seasons. That’s my point, sometime potential has to translate to improving real play and I have yet to see it.
Jeez, we’re on a network that’s viewed by teen audiences, and Joe Mich says “spunk”. Doesn’t he know that teens think “spunk” means baby batter / man juice ?
I’m sure there will be many Sally :)
I was trying to tune him out, but he already said ‘big and strong’ and he may have even said forearms too!
miked – I’m on the legit Center Ice thing in Europe. The game might be over before you can get here.
Not sure what the game tells us so far, but I have a sudden craving for Puppy Chow.
Kern – good one.
These Rangers couldn’t score in a whorehouse with a wad of Benjamins…
prucha scores again for coyotes….
Dunlop! You just described Drury’s last trip to jersey. Exactly!
It’s OK Wade, no need to move your feet there. Just stand there and hook him. The refs’ll let that one go…
‘defensive miscue’ by Redden teehee
FANKIST CAMEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY getting burned by the leagues WORST PP!
Pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu !
Un-Clutch on the faceoff was Mr. Dreary.
did they seriously score within 20 seconds???
at least their pp can pass and score eh?
Lazy GD play by Redden to take a penalty!
YO LINDA! You missed the quick FANKIST interview!
higgins shoots wide!!!!!
Higgins missed wide-how many times can that happen????
lucky me has fox sports midwest…
bernie federko baby!
Their power play is 27th in the league. Please stop complimenting it.
No goals since Torts broke up the Dubi-Christensen-Gaborik line which had been clicking well. Maybe it’s time to put them back together. Prospal could play with Drury and Callahan.
how could they do this to chad!!!
i always miss the good stuff. I need to find an awesome pic of him and use as my desktop photo! Right now its the January schedule with Ryan Callahan, maybe February will be Fankist, that’d be great!
WHAT A BS CALL ON ARTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2! ‘Big strong player’
rangers look no better than the last game. zero change. i cant watch this crap
great point doodie… time to put them back together!
Forget donating to Haiti, let’s collect for the Rangers to let them at least buy a goal (or Kavalchuk)!
do u think the blues remember that we gave them something to think about?
see..if drury would’ve blocked that shot he’d be crawling off the ice…
My desire for Puppy Chow has only intensified over the last 10 minutes.
Haha! Grabby! That’s why they’re so focused!
and his legend would grow CCCP
“Forget donating to Haiti, let’s collect for the Rangers to let them at least buy a goal (or Kavalchuk)!”
Or to a consortium of investors to buy MSG, Rangers, and Knicks from Dolan.
LOL True Fans! I’m starting a Joey Mich drinking game.
This teams so screwed. The only thing to do is to tank. But it wont happen.
Anyway, has anyone seen the Carrie Prejean nip slip beach pics ? Sweetness.
Pins and needles, needles and pins…
I didnt say it when it happened but CONGRATZ to PRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCHA for his 10th goal of the season!
Have they ever been shut out 3 straight games???
Booooooooooooooooooooo
come on guys…SCORE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!
COME ON
Come on
Come on
Come on
COME ON
COME ON
COME ON , SCORE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!
Doodie, i’d donate but we need at least ONE hockey person in that consortium!
i had to truefans. it sure looks like renny left a huge impression on them. they do look pissed lol!!
hank looks perky tonight. voros give him a backrub in crisco?
Mike
What a battle this week eh? We’re tied 6 – 6.
Serenity now!
No team of Chris Drury has been shut out 3 games in a row! Forsberg, sakic, tanguay, iginla, briere, and vanek would never allow it!
What will happen faster… for us to collect money to buy MSG, Rangers, and Knicks from Dolan or for the Rangers to win another cup?
mike are you seeing this Don Brown Chevrolet commercial?? What a horrible suit this guys wearing!!! It looks like his great great grandmas living room upholstery!
lmao True!! and CCCP, we’d collect the money quicker.
JD!!!! JD!!!! JD!!!!! OOOOOOOOOH BABY!
kern- 1 more period and 37 seconds into teh 3rd, it will be officially 3 starightgames, actually the ot in teh devils game means that with 5 minutes left in teh 2nd if they havent scored, then it will be 3 full games worth of playing without a goal. and that is just downright maddening!!
prucha got his 10th?? so hed be the 2nd leasding goal scorer on the team then? holy crap!!!
JD! JD! JD!
I MISS JD!
JD’s aboot to explode with tears.
sam n jd!!!! brings back better memories
Mike
Weeelllll…. he’d be tied for 2nd ;)
kern- fyi- teh means the. idk why i do that. lol
Yeah JD was great it was nice to see him
Man seeing JD just reminds me how big a tool Joe M is.
Man, definitely not the first period I expected. I agree Doodie and I said it the other day. They should have never split up the Gabby EChrist Dubi line. When a line is clicking and hot, you leave it alone.
yea mako, i saw that this mornin. and u lucky i benched perron too!!!! i always do that! im gettin rid of some fwds and gettina new d man or goalie. i jinx myself.
linda, i see commercials in iowa that are just way goofier than that. but yea i see the don brown commercials here. lol.
lookin good so far!!! haha
I think Gabby needs to stop confirming FB friends during the game and start scoring goals!
I haven’t been paying much attention; do we have a shot on goal yet?
Here goes the line juggling. VP-Dubi-Gabby
wow…it hasnt been this dry scoring wise in 10 mothertrucking years! They cant score with Gaborik in the lineup..now imagine this team with Gaborik out of the lineup?!
...and can someone tell Avery he’s playing Dallas again?
Joe M was the original Mr Clutch? Oh… Now it comes together.
gotta say even if we had scored 1 or 2 goals in the first, this game would still be boring as hell!!!
Sally,
A fun Micheletti drinking game is to drink every time he says “big” or “strong” or any synonym of either word. Unfortunately, every time I play I pass out midway through the second period.
Torts keeps on juggling lines but the most obvious line EC Gabby Dubi) combo hasnt been together since Boston game…so annoying
Man I wish JD was running the Rangers instead of the dynamic duo we have now.
joe m states the obvious and just aggravates me. especially after seeing jd again. mr obvious comes back and he wont shut up
what the hell is wrong with the sound effects? Random music all game.
CLUTCH CLEAR!
tell cally and AA to shoot when theyre in front of the net with the puck!!!
i am telling you, find the Renney Line Generator and just change the name to Torts, and block the obvious reunion of Gabs, Dubs and FIM
You know… Girardi hasnt been the same since Tyutin’s been traded.
Cool Ranch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
finally. holy carp!
exactly True Fans! The dots finally connect! Joe M has a history of “clutchness” himself!
Atta Boyle!
Good for Boyle! 1-1!
Voros!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flava Explosion!!!
If you play Voros they will score!!!
Yay Boyle! Wouldn’t have picked him to be the guy to break the drought.
Halejulia!
FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Watch them give this goal to Drury! Because Chris Drury is Chris Drury!
good job 4th line
OOH my post about FLAVA was CARPED LOL
Holy Buyfuglien! Now we have to only wait til wednesday before they score again!
Chuck, take two drinks if he mentions “forearms”. Finish your drink if he says something about someone’s “groins” being injured.
dont get so excited Rangers fans…this team is still weak
sorry, got a lil excited there
waiting for aaron voros to pop off a hat trick in the third period now…..
Wait…one second Boyle has the puck deep in the Blues’ zone, the next everyone is celebrating getting a center ice faceoff. I’m confused. What happened?
hell, i’m just happy he scored
thats excellent Reggie but they are playing tuesday and thursday…grrrrr
Linda
http://users.cloud9.net/~wmason/cgi-bin/linegenerator.pl
That’s weird I went to school with a Steve Napolitano LOL
and its just that more pitiful that it was boyle that was the one to score. our big cave troll that eats hobbits scores the lone ranger tally with a bread crumb trail of tastycakes watin’ for him leading straight to sather office for a million dollar raise
HOLY HELL! The Rangers are getting a PP? WOW
Great job by Brashit….
Oh wait, that was Voros.
Who here thinks Brashit is so awesome ???
LW3H
something that is very unheard of happened! Rangers scored a goal!
Mike
Be careful what you say about FLAVA BOY…. you’ll get Linda mad
Brian Boyle: Even Rating / 4 Goals
Chris Drury: -8 / 6 Goals
forgot to add a 7.2 million dollar difference
Sally,
Nice additions.
Here’s a link to the Michael Kay drinking game for any Yankee fans.
http://www.scottproctorsarm.com/2008/05/michael-kayyes-network-drinking-game.html
Chris
But does Flava bring the “intangibles” and little “things” that Drury does? That $3mm for the “little things” and $3mm for the “intangibles”
damn they still look sluggish and not intereste at all out there. freakin hit somebody, get the puck out of your zone without makin 200 5 foot passes!!
Flavah may not bring those kind of intangibles, but hes tangy!!!
touchdown colts!!!
haha, mako, i like boyle. i do.
what has happened to gaborik?? anyone?
Those shooting practice sessions Higgins took with Gaborik were NOT a good idea.
LVF, is that you fozzy???
i love that line generator, funny half those guys arent on the team anymore lol
Mike
He has Higgitis
If Huggies was given a soccer net to shoot out he would miss
How often do I have to hear “higgins” & “wide” in the same sentence?
hahah higgins goes wide??? nooo way!!!!!!
Jeeeeze Higgins even misses his checks
higgins wouldnt score if stevie wonder was in net
that’s me Linda!
the guy cant score with 2 hands!! hes tryin one handers now? i guess his confidence isnt shot lol
Reggie, he legally made that his last name
you go girl!!! i was hoping it was you and that i wasn’t insulting someone with that nickname :-)
damn gabby sucks in his own end. hes freakin bad now. where did our star go???
Nope,been a little Fuzzy all my life!
What Rosival are Sam and Joe talking about? Cant be ours
can our take a damn slapshot? staal and every d man do the same thing. ghet the puck quick and hold it for 2-3 seconds, skate to the side and folat a wrister
Someone give me a link so ca nwatch this crappy team!!! ;)
http://www.hockeybuzz.com/cap-central/team.php?team=NYR
more like $ 6.5 million cap hit difference
cap hit is where its at
the gaborik-prospal “relationship”!!!! ohhh boy joe u are gay!!
erik johnsons eyebrows SCREAM romulan… lol look at ‘em! odd.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN
I think Im going to drink every time Higgins misses the net. The game will be more fun that way. Who’s with me?
LMAO ICEY CUP!!! i dont remember who the other guy was, but his nostrils were just outrageous!
Colts are rolling 17-3 end of the half~!
CraigWeather try this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjKXngx9qXo
mako, i dont think theres enough tequila for that!!
i just fell asleep watching this game..if it wasn’t for my neighbor upstairs farting really loud i probably be sleeping still…
Not me, Mako.
Have a fresh new bottle of Patron ;)
wow CCCP, you must have tissue thin walls floors and ceilings! hope you didnt have to smell it too
haha cccp!! u sure its not u!!
Mako, well exccccuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me Mr.Liquor!
Another boring, awful Ranger game. Oh, Wait! They haven’t lost yet…
FIRE SATHER is all I have to say about that.
Mike
you know…thats a damn good question! :)
MAKO-don’t want you to end up with alchohol poisoning – there’s half a season left
holy carp! shannon sharpe looks like baskin robbins designed his outfit tonight!
Linda
I came prepared for the game LOL
Noremry
And an alcohol store near my house LOL
Nore…he’ll just do more cardio to get it out of his system!
wow. what a game!! lol
i really want av to pot the winner.
ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh Linda, dont give out my secrets =P LOL
Hopefully the cardio won’t involve CPR!
sorry Mako, i just know the mindset of ‘you guys’
Gabby messing up all over the place now. Oh man.
what in the holy blue hell was that??
oh no!!!!!!!!!!
yay!!!
Can we overcome this defecit?
yup. gabbys killing us both ways now. time for him to get a freakin goal
ugh – that went off of someone’s skate.
theres another 3rd goal of the season we’ve given up.
MAKO, please pass the bottle!
rozsi’s had a rought night
Mike
Think Torts will bench him the rest of the period?
god we are a slow team. they dont get pissed and start tryin until the last minute if theyre losing
damn gabby. really?
Seriously, get dubi and n Christensen back together. I don’t care who gabby plays with cause he’s sucking again.
Gabby should score from there
Joe talking about the Blues bad 3rd periods is probably the kiss of death
LOL Linda ;)
Passing the bottle around…
Hey can Captain Clutch score the tying goal?
big and tough? two shots right there mako.
WOW Rozi got hammered! Hope he’s ok.
Another goal for girardi? And not the good kind! Hmmm, notice the trend?
thanks joe. keep sayin how bad the blues are in 3rd periods. watch them score 3 more on us
omg—they’re beating themselves
if it goes to 3-1 i’m done for the night
Good night 909 :(
I f’n hate this team
im already done 909. a 1 goal deficit for them might as well be 20. night everyone. just not in a mood for same old same old boring hockey. torts or renny, they all look the same to me. at least lately anyway. no passion until its too late
Bye bye ranger909
bad goal… would Vally stop this one? lol
My goodness, MDZ’ plus-minus just can’t catch a break.
good night 909
I guess lisin wasnt tripped?
nighty night johnson. see ya next season kid
18-1/2 hrs til kickoff.
Don’t worry Chad, your offense never would have scored that second goal anyway. You’re also being infected by the virus that has become this team.
thank God for that BANJ. this is just getting really old. And how was that not a trip on Lisin????
johnson isnt to blame for this but he will end up getting sent to hartford for the sheer fact that this is how the Rangers deal with losing, blame kids and send them to hartford
Yeah ref was right there… Lisin tripped blah blah blah. Same old story.
thank joe for mentioning how bad the blues 3rd periods are
Joe was talking about how hot Steen’s been! And Joe response: ‘didn’t mean to pound you on the back there’ in ref to football.
these guys are losers. theres honestly no excuses for not scoring. there are teams with less skill who pot more goals. Honestly, we should just play the kids that go on the ice during intermissions. It couldnt be any worse. Any hit the kids made would probly hit a guy in the testies. we should put the hockey team out there from that south park episode. Now that would be entertaining.
MAKO, did you get my message on fb? i hit submit and the screen whited out on me
Voros34 on Twitter-he’ll tweet every time they score a goal
Backes is a big strong guy! Whose drinkin?
FB email? No.
johnson was to blame for that 3rd goal. but yea, we dont play hard enough until its too late. doesnt matter. they do this every game. wonder what torts will say after this one. but hey, they got a huge goal from that 1st round draft pick boyle!!
or we could hire a bunch of criminals…oh wait… i’m pretty sure stealing 7.5 million, 6.5 million, and 5 million respectfully, is considered robbery. I mean, i’m not a lawyer, but…
they are getting pounded tonight, they get hit and fall down. this is insulting.
No play makers to make room for Gabby since he’s being smothered tonight. Lisin is the best player on the ice tonight.
pprrrruuuccchhhhaaa again
if crossbars counted we’d be kings
how can Lisin be a constant scratch? the kid plays harder than (fill in name)... Torts is an ass.
lisin looks great but i wont watch anymore.
channel is changed…
I want to line up everyone on this team and just kick everyone in the balls one by one. It would be a bunch of fun. seriously. Then again, it wouldnt hurt them b/c most of these guys play like they’re castrated.
good job lisin. best player by far tonight. just wanna see if torts keeps him out for the pp. just wished he wouldve buried that one shot before that hit the bar. i cannot see how he gets scratched everynight in favor of brashear. incredible.
WTF look at the way they skate to get the puck on the PP.
he gets scratched because Higgins doesnt :-)
How come nobody has taken at run at Backes? What a bunch of puss-bags this team is.
I haven’t been able to see much of this one. I feel fortunate.
i’d take nigel dawes and petr prucha over chris drury and ales kotalik right now….....
Captain Clutch his stick circles away
ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME DRURY!?!?!? YOU HAD A PERFECT CHANCE TO SHOOT!!!!!!!! YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK!!!!!!
Remember pruchas last game as a ranger. vs the isles. i think it was when he fought bergenheim cuz and i think it was also the time redden didnt even hold the guy from jumping dubi. damn, i miss prucha. hell of a battler
To say nothing of talent- how does one bring together such a passionless group of players??
How much boring can this game get ??
Soo… I guess I shouldn’t be bummed about missing this one, huh? What’s up with them? They’re about as consistent as the G train.
thanks for that Mako!!
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO ACCEPT A PASS??? i bet joe said there must’ve been a bit of snow buildup that caused the puck to bounce
PRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU wish we had you back kiddo!!!!!!!
dde, its easy, just spend lots of money
Chris drury in the slot with nobody between he and the net and he skates away in a game down by 2!
Mako, if you keep watching this crap, your name is gonna say Mako…Needs LSD and PCP
isnt this the point of the game where the rangers should be getting tons of shots and chances? they are done. im done. for good this time. later everyone.
if sather EVER gives someone a no trade clause again, someone please poison his cigars and jameson
I’d spend the $2,500 just to punch Drury in the face! I’d do it on a week night so I dont have to spend the weekend in jail.
no trade,no movement, aaaaaaaaargh I despise that man and his boss for destroying this franchise
guessing this will end up 4-1
and lets not forget that this game is on national TV! now everyone saw how AWESOME this team is!
WTF is the time out for? Like they’re gonna score 2 goals in 2 min.
LOL 909 maybe I’ll hallucinate that they win, then I’ll be happy LOL
Can Sather please fire himself??
WTF DRURY GABBY IS WIDE OPEN AND YOU PASS IT TO PROSPAL!!!!!!
909 i’d like to see that. after you did it to the first guy he’d kick your *** and you would not get to the second. be lots of fun to see.
FIRE SATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRE SATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i guess Torts does NOT realize there is NOONE on this team who can score
:(
and there it is!
lmao
And yet another minus for MDZ.
why are the olympics not starting tomorrow?
mako like to see that and what you’d look like after attempting to beat up a professional athlete
key word is attempting
Joe “this is just one of those games” ...just one??
Could be Torts’ last game. Slats just cant blame himself, so he’ll have to blame someone.
Teams just so pathetic, you cant blame the coach. They’re just not good enough.
i swear, these guys should effin wear paper bags over their heads!! freakin absolute joke
Carp: No more puns for “It’s Go Time!” Look how bad they’ve done since you’ve been riffing it!
can I watch
STFU and have a nice night.
In order to score, you must have people who can be creative offensively. The old “get the puck to the net” mantra just doesn’t fly when you have three opponents stopping the puck before it can even get to the net.
can i watch: It was a hypothetical situation. i obviously know they’d kick my ***. Come up with more constructive criticism.
lmao,drury cant even hit a puck, i dont think mako would have any trouble with him
lol, mako at weekday punch comment.
PRUCHA with the HAT TRICK!!!!! Good for Pru!!!!!!!!!!!!!
172 min streak snapped…psh we’ll just start a new one!
Sigh….when do the Olympics start? I need a break from watching this drudgery.
can’t wait to read the players/ torts’ PR spin on the game.
bet it goes something like this:
“I think we did a lot of things well, just not score”
” We have to get through this slump”
” I have no answers”
PETR PRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCHA with a Hat trick!
Oh and yeah Im sure the team would stick up for him like they did when he was blind-sided in Calgary LMAO.
PRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well one good thing came out of tonight.
oops—pick up the hats…not Pru after all
On a positive note –
At least we only have to wait til tomorrow for more disgust and disappointnet
mako you wanna say a guy sucks then go right ahead. unless you’re 6’5” and built like lindas bf you’d **** your pants if the situation presented itself
just another internet tough guy
can i watch
being in shape doesn’t always mean you can kick someone’s ass. Fighting and fitness are two different things.
oh well…’night all
Prucha scored twice tonight for the Yotes. He now has 11 goals on the year… If he was on the Rangers, he’d be 2nd on the team in scoring! I find this incredibly funny. lol
hopefully at least ONE of my teams can pull out a win tomorrow!
Sorry, make that 3 for Prucha!
FECES!!!
LOL thats a great post julio
Glen Sather presents Turds on Ice… damn you sather and your overinflated sense of self
GO JETS!
LOL obviously you have a FB account or else you wouldnt know what her BF looks like and not a friend on mine or else you know what I LOOK LIKE LOL
Im done with the shenanigans… I have no idea why I just continued with this stupid effing argument.
i am tellin you, Montreal is licking their chops.
Damn, the DVR gotta catch up to the live action… Back to 2 for Prucha! lol
I think if someone posts without a name, mako, we should ignore them from now on.
Could someone please explain to me why Drury is still on the power play? He has like 1 ppg all year.
Good Idea Shor ;)
Look at how easy it is for the Islanders to score….
holy carp! this teams defense is sooo bad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2mPuh41kgI&feature=player_embedded#at=31
hell I want to punch Drury! dont forget guys, my max bench is 135 lmao i can take him!
At least ONE of my teams seems to have a killer instnct.
where did that guy come from?
jeez
EYE OF THE TIGER BANJ!!!!!!!!! eye of the tiger!
My other 2 teams just stink.
seriously, i think the last time this team had killer instinct, Messier was playing
Careful Linda, he is clutch you know, might come up with a clutch haymaker late in the fight. Never let your guard down lol
Prucha has 10 goals and Dawes has 10 goals. Thanks for that trade Slats—hope Boston is happy with Derek Morris.
well if playing the next day after a bad loss is what we have been hearing all year then, then tomorrow should be great!
Linda
When Jagr was playing they came back a bunch of times to win. But over all killer instinct YES! That’s because he was a real captain he had all of the ingredients of a winner.
Shor, he’d probably make me fall asleep with his monotone drone and LLWS highlights!
Looking forward to the Torts presser of “I JUST DONT KNOW” & “I DONT HAVE ANY ANSWERS”
i am not disrepecting Jagr in any way on that either guys, because he was a freakin horse. But team killer instinct, no.
This is the time of year that Jagr would turn it up. Instead, Sather brought us Drury to put us to sleep.
Is Dano drunk? LOL
Wasn’t home to see the game tonight but I check the boxscore and see the one NYR goal was Boyle from Voros? Is that a misprint? I fear not. FIRE SATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Linda
“But over all killer instinct YES! That’s because he was a real captain he had all of the ingredients of a winner.”
I was talking about Messier LOL sorry I didnt make that clear.
keep me posted on that Mako, but being they were on PIX, isnt it just gonna be a quick blurb on hockey night live while they talk about the devils and islanders?
LINDA WE NEVER ACTIVATED OUR WONDER TWIN RINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT’S WHY THEY LOST LOL
Drury, Chris. (n)- NY Rangers center, scored goals once upon a time, or so legend has it. Little-known fact: won the Little League World Series once.
forget Dawes and Prucha…Antropov has 36 points, Gomez 32, Cullen 27…the current team is completely inept
I’ll do the best that I can typing what he says. Hockey night live is on MSG right now.
Will Torts speak for longer than 30 seconds? Will he say the questions are stupid? Will he say he doesn’t want to address that question? Will he practice his death glare? Which player will he blame?
oh no Mako, i understood what you meant! I just didnt want anyone to think i didnt appreciate Jagr.
kc
Its not Torts they only show a min of it on MSG.
Nothing yet. No players have been interviewed. Replaying Devils highlights.
Awwwww come on
come on guys!!!
Come on
Come o…ohh the games over.
See ya tomorroww Ralph , yeah later charlie.
aw freakin carp Mako, its our fault! plus I missed the first 8 minutes of the game!
gotcha Linda ;)
Yup I’ll stick with what I said before…
below average.
This organization needs a major talent upgrade. Everyone but Henrik and Del Zotto should be made available at the deadline.
Where is Sather’s Wrapup? He must be busy talking to Dolan on the phone.
just plain bad!
WOW A WHOLE WHOPPING 20 SECONDS!!!
On not scoring:
“were’re trying sam”
What do you have to do for tomorrow’s game.
“I have to look at the tapes, this is our clubs, we cant split apart, we dont score goals. We have to keep on grinding through this. Our top guys are fighting it too”
Tom
You want to trade the top goal scorer too?
What does Tortorella mean by “I believe they’re good people.”?
lmao @ grinding through..
if anyone on this team knew how to grind ( in a hockey sense lmao) we may NOT be in this predicament
I think Torts needs to start looking at tapes of other teams and not the garbage of what transpired the last 3 games.
he means they are good people,just bad hockey players?
Hey Ranger fans!
Did you guys see my husband pass up that shot on the power play in the 3rd, trying to set up a teammate so he could restore some of that guy’s confidence? What a leader! What a winner! Where would you guys be without him? We lost tonight but we won’t let that ruin our National Religious Freedom Day! And Linda, you couldn’t take my man, hon, so settle down there. Now I’m gonna go borrow the clutchmobile while Chris is on the road and pick up some stuff to make him for breakfast tomorrow! You can’t be clutch without breakfast! It’s the most important meal of the day! See ya!
That was a weird comment by Tortorella. “I believe they’re good people”. What does that have to do with anything? Is that some sort of message? If so, what?
Why Torts think we think they’re bad people? They just kinda suck at hockey, is all.
Hmmmm there HAS TO BE friction in the locker room. Why would Torts say that?
breakfast of champions carnation instant breakfast!
Maybe he means that he tried insulting their hockey skills, but that didn’t work, so now he’s going to insult their humanity.
it means that the people who cannot be moved are destroying any type of chemistry. UGH, its pre lockout all over again
Hello Ranger Fans, from St. Louis- the Windy City. Well, something sure blows around here, anyway…
I was talking trade today with JD. I wanted to send Sam Rosen to St Louis for Backman, or one of those other minor leaguers he has out there. I may have to throw in Redden to get the deal done. I’ll let you know how it goes.
I’ve got this great idea for a movie! A hockey player dies and comes back as, get this; A TOOTH FAIRY! It’s so funny I pissed my pants. Oh, the irony! No, not the movie, the fact that I pissed my pants again. That’s the third time today…
(singing) “And they called it- Puppy Love…” Ohhh! That’s my new ringtone for Dolan. (Someone called Blogmama sent it to me) Hey there, big guy! I’m so sorry; we had a real bad setback tonight. No, I meant the Rangers. Don’t worry. I got them scoring again. It’s only a matter of time. I see the Knicks lost to the Pistons. They’re a lousy team, aren’t they? No, I meant the Pistons… Why is he crying again? You’d think he had money on the Arizona Cardinals… (click)
Sorry Ranger fans, I seem to have lost about a half hour of time here tonight. I just had Muckler deliver my usual between periods pitcher of Margaritas and after a few sips, I seem to have passed out. When I awoke, my rear end hurt like hell, and Muck was out in the hall with this big smile on his face.
I was really concerned when my #1 defenseman, Rozival, went down there with an injury. They took him back to the locker room and x-rayed his head, but there was nothing there. I could have told them that.
Mrs. Sather says hi to all the Boneheads. See you for the Montreal game.
Uncle Glennie
What was the context of his “I believe they’re good people” statement? What was he asked?
I hope Gomez is booed tomorrow night. It’s the only thing I’m looking forward to at this point.
I said jokingly last night that a peewee team could pick apart this team on any given day. I seriously wonder how bad this team really is sometimes. I mean is it possible that a good senior team could beat these guys some nights? I realise that hockey is a game of mistakes, and mistakes cause goals sometimes. Can someone please tell me why this team makes so many mistakes, the same ones over and over. Its like they are not a team, but some guys that just got together to play a game. I have to admit I missed some of the game because of a bad feed, but I have seen enough this season so far to say this is a poor excuse for a team, there is no chemistry here, none at all. There is talent here, no question. It has to keep Torts awake nights wondering how to put the pieces of this puzzle together. I was sure this team would be a lot better than the team Tom Renny last had, dispite the young defence. Still though I ask myself if this team played the Renney defensive style game how would they fare. They couldn’t score any less thats for sure. I have to say I think they would be better off. I hate watching that defensive hockey , and I don’t see Torts playing that style, so we are stuck with a team that will have a good game every so often. I know that is unacceptable for Torts, but he will have to get used to it like we do. Night all
I THINK I KNOW WHO UNCLE GLENNIE IS!!!!!!!
that wrap up is the best so far. hah
Talking about problems scoring, he said “Our top guys are fighting it too, but I believe they’re good people and they’ll work their way out of it.”
Lots of implications there. Maybe he misspoke. Weird.
Linda, I’m thinkin orr
look at that Hockey Night LIVE! Three bold and pink shmucks and one lion-hair-copper looking Ron Duguay!
kc
Yeah I know. There’s friction in the lockerroom and Torts is fighting with it. There has to be. There’s no other explanation for it. Drury is the tumor.
LMAFO Linda
at Shannon Sharpes outfitI was dumbfoundedintitally but I think you nailed it with BR
lmao @ CCCP!! 909, its not ORR, ORR can’t go more than a paragraph without mentioning the FOX! its just not in his dna
Uncle Glen
Thank you for that laugh… I needed it.
Was Transformers or Jennifer’s body on tonight? Where has Orr been?
dde, he looked freakin CRAZY!!!! i was cracking up.
Mako- have some more Patron
where is our own Chris Drury and his reports? i thought he said his vacation ends around the 13th of this month! Chris, come back to the family!
P.S. where is Olga? its weird not having “her” here after the loss.
DDE
I am ;)
ok, i think i figured out who Uncle Glennie and CHRIS DRURY are. I’ve let one person know who my guesses are and my reasons for thinking so.
CCCP, Chris returns from vacation ‘officially’ tomorrow. but i have a sneaky suspicion he posted as his wife tonight!
Prucha with two goals tonight…he scored in one game more than the Rangers as a team in the last three!
Uncle Glennie and Cap’n Clutch one and the same?
Linda
You’re famous now that Mrs. Clutch mentioned you! LOL
Van 6 – 2 over the Cindys w/4:30 left in the 2nd.
dde, that could be a possibility, but I have two people in mind.
question… in my ESPN fantasy league… i just traded Jose Theodore, Frolov and Brad Boyes from St. Louis for Martin Brodeur… did i get robed?
Shoryuken?
she’s just tryin to protect her drone.
I just got my first pocket knife, seriously!!! lmao
robed? fleece or satin?
Ted Kaczynski?
i will not divulge dde. but i have made my theories public to one person. gonna be interesting to see who they actually turn out to be, when they feel like revealing themselves.
UNABOMBER!!!!!!
LOL Linda… i like cotton!
grrrrrrowl lmao!
so, we should probably talk about how badly this team is playing, how much our owner and gm suck, and whats in store for tomorrow.
LMFAO Linda! I was so not expecting that.
CCCP
Hmmmmm Frolov 30 point player, no loss with threeormore, Boyes 30 points.
Are you ok on the forward front? Do you have other players who can put up points?
Velour?
lmao dde, i actually had that first instead of the satin! good call!!
ok,so i missed it, what is up with brashear now? osteoporosis?
Terry Cloth?
ok we’re getting silly now!
seriously MONTREAL IS LICKING THEIR CHOPS for this game tomorrow! Yea I know Hank is back in net and there’s no way HE’D tank a game like the guys in front of him do.
Linda, I think the camera would pan out just enough to show cigar rinds dropping on the keyboard, and a heinous laugh as it fades to black before we can see his face.
Yeah I cant wait to see dirty sanchez and his goofy smile that I’d like to smack off of his face. At this point, I rather Gomez than Drury.
shor, that is just brilliant! his bloated wc fields face… oy vey…nightmare inducing.
MAKO
this is what it looks like right now…plus there are some available players who can step up for Frolov and Boyes
C Jonathan Toews, Chi C
CBrad Richards, Dal C
LWIlya Kovalchuk, Atl LW
LWHenrik Zetterberg, Det LW
RWBrad Boyes, StL RW
RWMaxim Afinogenov, Atl RW
DShea Weber, Nsh D
DDan Boyle, SJ D
DMark Streit, NYI D
DBrent Seabrook, Chi D
UTILLoui Eriksson, Dal LW
UTILMason Raymond, Van LW
BenchAlexander Frolov, LA LW
BenchVaclav Prospal, NYR LW, C
BenchRich Peverley, Atl C
Marc-Andre Fleury
Marty Turco,
Jose Theodore
sorry… i dont mean to turn this thread into fantasy hockey…although fantasy hockey is a lot less painful…sigh
Mako, are you threatening yet another hockey player tonight. you need to control your aaaaaaaangaaaaaaaaaaaaah
What’s the obsession with Brashear?—-
Bottom line—- Brash or Orr—or any “enforcer” what’s the difference in the Rangers win total right now? An Argument could be made that his role is to keep Gabby healthy???lmao, Brashear is Gabbys dr. house!
Actually, its the 2.8 million dollars that could have gone to someone who knows how to pass, or check.
to keep gabby healthy?? why? is Brashear Gabby’s personal physician?
nice team cccp!
Even if the Rangers can’t score a goal at least Josh Thompson is still only 26. That’s a good thing.
First off….
I just want to set the record straight, i am NOT Uncle Glen, or Chris Drury. Im a fan like you guys, and i wont take credit for something that i have not done.
Secondly….
I was away because i just downloaded Chip n Dale: Rescue Rangers season 1, and i was watching it. It brought back great memories.
Like i said before, if anyone likes that chick Carrie Prejean, who got stripped of her Miss America title or what ever it was, click my name. She’s the one that had the “solo sex tape” that was never released, and the nudie photoshoot that we never seen. She has nice nippies. Delicate tater tots. Take a peak.
Lastly, i hate this team.
Goodnight, and good luck, and everyone get drunk and laid, cause it’s the only escape from a horrible day brought to you by the New York Rangers.
Rob, that gives us something to hold on to. Some stability, some consistency.
Shoryuken- will the real Drury/Uncle Glennie step forward?
THATS MY BOY! i am so proud
WOW CCCP that’s a pretty lethal line up.
I gave up Raymond when he was stuck on 9 goals. He went on a tear since then LOL Man, you should be alllllright. Solid on D. Now Marty. That’s an all star team you have there….
You gotta love Eriksson – he’s always under the radar putting up great points.
Thank you Linda! My team is 5th out of 10 right now! I’m hoping for big push with 6 weeks of match-ups to go!
Has Gabby been run at? How many big hits has he taken?
Just sayin’ -
Thanks MAKO! yeah.. i think ill be fine too! just kinda wanted to show off! LOL
CCCP
That’s a team to be proud of. Good Job!!!!! Good Luck!!!!
ne ploha, CCCP.
And it isn’t me, ddebened.
what the hell is up with this stupid apple mobile device grrrrrrrrrrrrr
LIN
Im selling mine. When i got this laptop, it become pretty much useless. I could use the money. This $500 that i have can easily be blown.
Not on cocaine and hookers though. Im no Dredden.
El Stinko
this is the 3rd time this week i had to go to administrative tools and services onthe computer to restart the program so my iTouch would work…argh, damn technology. ORR, if I was working, I just might take you up on that. until i find a new job, i cant have any fun with my money lol
You have the itouch right?
Sorry that you mentioned it when I was asking LOL
mako, i must be gettin tired, i’ve been reading your tequila name all night, and it just looked like TESLA
HAHAHAHAHAH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aubjDJc07E
Signs, signs, everywhere there’s signs
great song Mako!!
and i fire back with….......
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Tesla
new post.
so yaaaaaaa think that its oooooooovaaaaaah