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GREG L GAVE ME AN “A”!!

frick. i got carped. repost
haha B-. I didnt even have to bribe anybody this time. giggidy. everlast is gna fight if dru isnt in this game. i want christensen to put one in the frickin net

lmao @ gettin carped!

REPOST:
thanks Greg, that’s very sweet of ya, but there are people here way more knowledgeable than I. You must like the comedy element!

Lmao @ Mike-(P)aragraph

LETS GO RANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! strong showing tonight boys!! need the 2 points!

It’s bush-league how Carp breaks up my posts like that …. :)

Shoryuken, I hear them, it’s just not as loud

OK heads. Just got this email from Mama. Bummer. Caro, can you look into this?

“All, mama is having serious tech problems. No comments will go through on any computer, work or home, even if I use the back admin door. I’ve been prucha’d!! Until I get the problem fixed, don’t want you to think I’ve abandoned the Report on such a night. I’ll be reading, but can’t chime in :(
Send good thoughts my way, and to the boys…LGR! And thanks to ilb for helping me send this message.”

MRS. STOGYPUSS!AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Greg…what aboot Tony from AZ?

callahans girlfriends a babe. so is wades wife. lucky bastard. freaking everlast!!! Y!!!!

REPOST:

MAKO
December 30th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Orr
Perhaps between periods or after the game. I’m down… Drink some nyquil before hand LOL
Linda
Im so sorry to hear about that BS excuse they gave you. You want me to come down there and bust some heads Ala McSorley style?
CCCP
MAKO0680
NYRGuy
Cant wait to see Jagr either…. come on wicky… you know you do too ;)

Greg

Thank you for the solid B LOL

Nasty, possibly.

Maybe Richards won’t be so chippy since he’s in a good mood he won the Olympics. I think Carcillo tries to run Gaborik and Avery runs after him once he’s put back onto that line halfway through the game

Haha Olga , come on , I spell good , just me gramar is a bit off. Yeah Nasty1 , great attitude. CCCP , Um Toney got a “C” . NYRguy ..ahh wha? No prob Mako , ya earned it!!

GO RANGERS!!!

Gametime is ..NOW!!!

How the hell MSG put a Rangers HOME game on MSG2???

CTB , ty for the dycktionary grade buddy!!

I give Roszival an “F”

NYRGuy

Yep… we are seeing the game through Fankist eyes!!!!!

GO BOYS , long break so legs should be fresh!!! I wanna see philthy Filly get bounced and pounced on!!!

Btw , Ranger 909 you got a higher grade cuz ya did some great rappin last game.

Screw Dolan…I hate him so much..my friend is at the game and just text me and said “I have a feeling 94 really is going to have to last a lifetime”

That just put a damper on the game!

Traffic light. Too late to post with you. DVR. Let’s kick their cheesestake ass!

lmao @ watchin the game through Fankists eyes! That is excellent Mako!!!

Where can I find the game online?

Anyone?

link to watch tonights game?

just threw up a little

COME ON HANK!!!!!! Looking around and ….ooops there it is.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! ty Olga , I know :)

Call a Time Out!

I expected a better first save from Lundqvist.

Lev, you do know that Drury is soooooooooooo clutch that he’s wearing a depends to play tonight.

What did we get for Betts?

Oh yeah, NOTHING!

Thanks Glen.

909 i’m nursing some Indian River Ruby Red Grapefruit juice. Gotta save the tasties for tomorrow!

Pimp, I think 970am

I wonder if the Rangers put in a claim on Leighton. Obviously, the Flyers had priority based on records at that point.

So far, this one has the feel of an impending stinker.

It has the feel of a stinker because Roszival is on the ice

we’re all looking forward to rozi retiring!

Waited 4 days to watch them immediately fall behind, and in non-HD on top of it. Yeesh.

omg, hate thoose early goal against. But did u see the refs hugging (not the way Laurel would have;)Avery allredy. The refs followed Avery to the bench.

what TV chnl is the game on???

LOL glad you that like Linda. Im trying to impress Greg maybe he’ll bump me up to B+ with my razor sharp wit LOL

I miss the Flyers goal. wonderful….

Why is Drury out again? Too tired from cashing checks from his 4 goals?

197 for NYC time warner

Linda, around here shes a celebrity,
tougher than wade and rosy,Glen’s gotta get that girl on D
damn yetti, his pocket full o’ posies, his pits are sweaty
Sign Linda, she’ll play steady, hit heavy, stay ready
Glen, drop that cash in her pocket like confetti

noooooooooooooooooooooo

mako, your rapier wit is unsurpassed!

I miss Fankist! lmao, I had to explain to the man why i kept saying Fankist the other night. He just does NOT understand me where hockey is concerned. I tell him, just consider it MY physics!

Gilroy? I saw #18 and #33 on the ice for that goal.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH $10 word Linda!!!! BRAVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SWEET!

for Brooklyn Cablevison… what chnl is it?

I never post on here during the games, only intermission…but WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

3:0… never mind… time for PS3 hockey!

Torts, don’t hold onto your Johnson any longer.

Sorry, but this time-out is two goals too late.

What happened to the little defence they did have. Man this is bad.

“That’s not sunburn”

Joe Mich quote of the year.

Wade Rozival duo needs to be benched and Kotalik bought out. Absolutely shameful start..

At least the Rangers are #1 in the league for shooting the puck into opposing players’ skates.

i’m with you Olga and NYR, take out Hank. This is disturbing. I hope he does the vulcan neck pinch on someone!

glad you liked my fancy word sharkie! btw, hows big daddy?

Dubinsky playing lazy again.
Opposing coaches don’t have much to do against this Rangers team. They cover Gaborik and that’s about the only strategy they need.

Torts’ days are numbered…

MattL i have the flyers feed and torts outrageously red face gave me a prospal tan through the computer!!!!

u know that throw up i mentioned a bit earlier? its back.

s do u think we need a new coach or what? does this guy do anything but yell, curse and scream? he obviously didnt get them ready tonight. its always after the fact when he blows up. but i feel for torts though. the team couldnt be any softer. nobody has any balls to clear the freakin crease.

Nice to see that Gabby has gotten the night off

Big Daddy is doing well. Thank God. Thank you very much for asking HUG

Nah Torts wont get fired.

i swear i wanna see Hank use his stick as a ginsu and behead someone!

At least our brilliant GM knows he doesn’t have to make changes. He picked up Christensen after all. And Drury played mediocre for 2 games, so let’s move him up to the second line, especially since he’s sick. Genius.

Johan Hedberg
Dwayne Roloson
Micheal Leighton

WTF?

the boos are gna rain down soon

great to see Mako! give him my best.. yea, the weird chick from the computer lmao

those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it eh

OK, I think that well really well…for starters…

no matter how much we forecheck, we cant get any good chances. and when we do, its always higgins!! lol.

somebody plz get Higgins new pair of hands for holidays!

LOL @ Linda and her Prospal tan!

If this poor play keeps up, we’ll start hearing cheers for staying onsides.

This is a continuing trend where the Rangers simply don’t look prepared to start a game. It might not be fair, but I feel that’s on the coach.

So, with Betts scoring, do he and Drury have similar numbers?

Guess Sullivan was not interested in speaking lol

alright. I have supported higgins but i’m hearing them say he missed the net too many times now. the guy needs to get the **** outta here. its ridiculous. i understand being snake bitten but he looks like he was swallowed hole by a friggin anaconda and spit back out. someone with an iron lung would have more goals than him. jeez.

How long before Gaborik gets Rangeritis and doesn’t give a crap anymore?

I give it until after the All-Star break when he’s had a chance to play with some good hockey players again.

I believe I could hit the net more than that Higgins fellow, even without my spectacles.

Higgins couldn’t finish if he was….Finnish

hell even stevie wonder would have aboot 10 goals if he had higgins chances!!!!

Drury 33 games, 5 G, 9 A, -6, 2 PPP…$7.05 million
Betts 19 games, 4 G, 1 A, +4, 1 PPP…$550,000

I see we are all in rare form tonight LOL Maybe if we’re all drunk it wont hurt so much LOL

I saw a great ad in that NYC metro paper on the subway this morning. Its LQ making a glove save – quoted underneath it “wanted for robbery in 3 cities”

Lisin will make a bad pass and get benched for the rest of the game, but Drury will be on the ice for 3 more goals against and never rest. Money well spent.

Special Request:

Repost of Glen Sather’s phone number.

holy crap. i didnt know i could do that haha. i’m better than higgins!!!

Guys… you worry too much! Learn from us…we don’t give a carp! You wait for us to play, counting every minute till the game time, anticipate a good effort and hard work… but you are all wrong cause we don’t give a Fock!

do u think kgb could get us the yettis phone number and address?

I don’t think they will rest Hank, unless it gets real bad then he might take himself out, it wouldn’t be the first time he did that.

I want to run over Planet Honda Santa. Either that or slug him with a sack full of coal.

maybe these guys shouldnt get paid until the end of the season! I wish ALL contracts were performance based, some of these guys would be on the welfare! holy carp HAVE SOME PRIDE

Matt

Drury has also played double the games, so multpily Betts stats by like 1.5 and they’re close to identical…and Betts is +4 on the 4th line.

How about they put a 1st line out of Avery, Christensen, Gaborik…why the Carp not

Hell, put Gaborik with Staal and Girardi

extra ad*

Who can think of hockey when its almost new year?! definitely not the professional hockey players..they got better sh!t to do than come prepared to work.

Right back at ya 3M.

Fire Sather.

TORTS PUT IN HIS JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

holy crap. Johnson !!!

OCHO CINCO is in net! At least now we have a reason to watch…

You need a new Johnson rod in there.

Alright, you better put one of those in.

wow
that was quick

oh crap. feel bad for the kid. this shouldnt be done to anybody

This game is going to be like Canada vs. Lichtenstein.

poor bastard.

PPPFFFFFTTTT good night.

Well I guess I was wrong. Torts must have given up on this one already.

the more things change the more they stay the same! WTF IS GOING ON HERE, and why does this guy keep saying tastycakes after the flyers score????????

HAHA, UGLY TOWN! It’s right next to Barf Bag City.

should be 5-0….

Mike

Yeah… rich bastage LOL

WOW that was almost 5 – 0. Dont this effin guys want to win? What is going on in their heads?

this kids probly scared crapless. u can see he’s real nervous

You mean it’s only 4-0 where you’re watching? That’s some serious tape delay.

Clearly Ocho Cinco is still emotional following the death of his close friend.

Chad…...Johnson…....Welcome…...to the National…....Hockey….....League!

lmao @ “to keep his team within 4”

horrendous! i feel bad for the kid

What’s the saying – Baptism by fire?

I can’t blame Ocho Cinco – he’s probably been practicing with the big club too long and is used to 2-on-1’s where the shooter misses the net by a foot.

why would they support Ocho when they dont support Hank??

I hope Hank and Gabby completely burn out so we can have a shot at a top 3 pick. That would be nice.

Why is the Rangers HOME game on MSG2, while the Knicks AWAY game is on MSG???

I’m guessing Dolan didn’t know the Rangers were playing tonight.

were still here watching lol. ohh boy. rangers rangers rangers. at least johnson looks better now. think starting him before this game wouldve been smart right? no, torts the hot head idiot. why cant we get a coach who is normal? we had mr softy renny and mr psycho torts. if i remeber, the lightning never really had such great records until 04. and after they werent that great either. oh well, hes got a cup right? so does drury.

Orr…you know what’s gonna happen:

Gaborik is healthy all year while we suck and then next year, we’re a great team and he gets hurt, and there goes that season too

haha damn. valley is in charlotte???? lmao

wow wow… worst game of year?

Good Lord they cant even score on a wide open net.

lol were so incompetent!! we cant score

WOW! is all I have to say… WTF did this team start the new year celebration early??

Rangers vs. Hurricanes tomorrow. They couldn’t beat Ralph Kramden’s Hurricanes bowling team.

speechless

jpg- worst pun tonight. Beautiful.

It’s Higgins… he wouldn’t have scored anyway.

LaRue. Put him in front of the net. he’d send people to the moon.

You’d think Brashear would start a fight or something, but maybe he likes being totally useless.

Watched TSN interview with Wings and he talked about players that are committed to win. That is always missing here. Pathetic!

Should the Rangers be forgot,
and never brought to mind ?
Should the Rangers be forgot,
and old lang syne ?

And surely you’ll buy your Stanley Cup !
and surely I’ll buy mine !
And we’ll take the Cup o’ kindness yet,
for auld lang syne.

lets see if it works in reverse….

THE DREADED 4 GOAL LEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

FYI its the man behind the Flyers Bench who I wanted last year not so much Torts.

Shor

I was JUST thinking the same thing. But Im sure he hasnt seen the ice… so he cant start anything. But you would think he’d say something to Torts or be vocal on the bench. He’s a bump on a log. Useless at boobs on a bull. No offense to the ladies…. you know I love you all ;)

MAKO

Yep, Brashear is the screen door on our submarine.

The New York Rangers have one player, yes one player, who has any confidence around the net. ONE PLAYER WITH THE ABILITY TO FINISH ON A CONSISTENT BASIS!!!

Thank god for this iPhone. I’m checking out pics of Keeley Hazels big natural chesticles while listening to this pathetic team get bullied.

Del Zotto is now -16…only Aaron Ward and Brendan Witt are worse…I know the kid is young, but maybe they should re-think playing him over 20 a game?

Using Blackberry to comment til battery dies.
C’mon cover that Johnson.

Looks like this is going to turn out to be Night 8 of Drinking My Way To 2010.

“Useless at boobs on a bull”

Ha, I thought it was, “Useless at boobs on a nun.”

MDZ -16
Girardi -11

And they are out 2nd defensive pairing playing over 20 a game? Don’t ya think maybe he should break them up??

so guys, what do u think of Johnson so far? he seems to be going down too early but maybe its just nerves

Gaborik is being wasted. Now Gaborik has to worry about playing defense too. Go Slovakia in the Olympics! Jarko Ruutu will probably go after Gaborik in Vancouver.

not for nothin but i really believe renny would have this team in a better position in teh standings if he was still here. i really do. he got more out of a less skilled team last year and we are not scoring any more goals than we did last year. besides gaborik. if gabby wasnt on this team, do u think torts would still have a job?

You do know the Rangers season is cursed now that I’ve scored against them

Anything else on tv tonight?

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! DUBI SIT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

holy crap orr. that girl’s smokin!

Ocho Cinco with the grab!

almost higgy!!!!!!!1 yea baby!!! almost duby!!! you rule!!!!

a nice set of saves by dos nueve but what can he do on a 5on3

what a bunch of cigar store indians

WHY were there two forwards on the ice ?????????

ocho, you gotta do it all yourself

AND PASS THE TASTYCAKES!!!!!!!

worst game of the year, hands down

torts is done. i will say i will miss his rants. but get outta here already please

......

who would you replace him with?

Knicks are losing. :)

WHAT ARE THEY CHANTING?

YES!!!! I HEARD ONE!

It says I’m posting too many comments to fast and to slow down lol

lmao @ blair witch betts, very clever

FIRE SATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES~!

How come Sam Rosen doesn’t inform us when the crowd is chanting “Fire Sather”?

looks like THEY DON’T CARE

RAN

To bad her sex tape is pretty much her douchebag ex bfs ass the whole time. Not just that, when they get it on, he leaves her bra on.

What world are we living in ??? Unleash those bombs and let the gonzaga explosives do their work.

That was a weak Fire Sather chant. Everyone is too disgusted I guess

FI-RE SA-THER!!!

id replace him with you salty.

What are the odds the Rangers can pull a Montreal 5-0 comeback?

Johnsons not doing anything different than lundqvist. None of these goals are the goalies fault

guys what would be better, a 20 minute long FIRE SATHER explosion from the fans… or…....

EVERY SINGLE PERSON WALKING OUT OF THE BUILDING AT THE START OF THE 3RD????

LaRue,

The odds are about as good as me seeing Charleze Theron nude tonight

Don’t most teams just fight the other team when they are getting beat like this??

ALA Calgary vs Edmonton the other night

I’m gonna wrap myself in tin foil and run out into a thunderstorm and pray I get struck by lightning so I never have to watch the rangers again

Linda…How about a recording of a Fire Sather chant playing while every seat is empty!!!

Briere taunts the Rangers. Good for him.

BRIERE JUST SAID THE RANGERS ARE TOUGH TO PLAY AGAINST!?!?!?!?!?!?

NOW I’VE HEARD IT ALL!

no idk hes not a bad coach hes just working with some downright bad players. theres only 1 goal scorer on the team and 1 dman that can play d. but he makes some weird decisions during the game. doesnt make sense what he does. i like his personality, i think he would be great on a team that has a d that is capable of playing up tempo and able to transition well to get back into position and the forwards are mostly bricklayers on this team so i cant really fault him for that, but hes gotta be able to get these guys ready to play, and so many games they come out and look like they dont know theres a game goin on.

You can hear it, Mako

imagine if Roszival and redden etc. were irs agents. haha. we’d be tax free!!!

This one is not over yet. Torts will really give it to them this time. They are bound to respond to that. Seriously I feel sorry for the Ranger fans who paid good bucks to see this. I feel sorry for Ranger fans everywhere. I wonder who will get benched now.

FIRE SATHER!!!! FIRE SATHER!!!! FIRE SATHER!!!!

DEMOTE REDDEN!! BUYOUT ROZSI!! WAIVE BRASTRAP!!

MIAMI

Just watch Reindeer Games. I think she has a boobs shot in that movie. You can probably watch it online.

Unless you meant in person.

what did briere say??????

kern
December 30th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Johnny Larue
There’s a better chance that Michael Jackson will tour in 2010 than the Rangers coming back in this game

haha great post kern!

Hockeymom are you being serious or sarcastic at this point lol

Linda…Brashear’s entire contract is still on the books for this year and next whether he is waived or not because its a veterans contract

Please, if wade or somebody gets sent to hartford, i need one of you guys to get a pic of them getting on the bus. it would be epic. Linda, i have a job idea. If you were a professional hitwoman, there would be a lot of ranger fans paying you to take some players out.

Something tells me Hank may have something to do with this decision..

so whats the score now? how many more did i miss?

Tonight is a Sather special. Nobody can score, and Dmen who can’t play D.

Ilb…I think it would be great if Hank went into the room and said screw you guys, I’m not playing if you are gonna give that kinda of half-carped effort to the rink every night

Linda, Briere talked about all the open space they had and that doesn’t happen that often. And that they knew the Rangers would get yelled at during the first intermission, so they tried to stay aggressive. Once again, the opposing team is outcoaching the Rangers.

909, i’d take that job!

i wish i could’ve seen that briere interview! thanks for the highlights NYRGuy!

Fire Sather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fire Sather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL what else is he going to say. “Hey you know they arent playing well, they are letting us do whatever we want. Their defense sucks.”

Which is another reason why I like Ovechkin… last season he called out the team when they gave up that 4 of 5 goal lead & they won. He said “their coach stopped coaching and their players stop playing, we took over the game.” something along those lines.

It’s not that bad, folks. only one period of pain left…
Tennis anyone?

greg did u like that rap i made for u man? straight from the heart bro.

So what’s the draft pool for next year look like? We have a shot at a good 1st rounder. Though Sather, if he’s still here, would fudge it up and pick the next Jessiman.

wors effort of the season.

totally inept and soft beyond belief.

avery stinks BTW. he cannot score if the net was empty.

Yeah I responded dude , didnt ya see!?? I thought it was awsome …loved it.

Thing game is outta hand ..we need a Captain or something.

Torts hair is starting to look more like Sam’s… Welcome to NY, bro

I can’t wait to hear Torts post game press conference. As well as a Clutch wrap up from Dreary

Crimeny they cant even complete a simple pass.

Hi Guys,

I managed to sneak out for a couple … boy, my man Torts is really giving it to the guys in the locker … I hope he’s rough on me like that after the game too.

Anyhow, I wouldn’t worry too much, we can get right back in this game … especially if we get an early power-play. Then I can rip one of my 20mph zingers right into Bobby Boucher … that’ll leave the rebound for Higgins, who will surely put it in the net. Guaranteed.

Ok, gotta go, I’m going to give it my all … just like I’ve been doing it all season, trust me …

Ps. Do you guys know what they’re chanting in the crowd? Is it “Admire Sather, Admire Sather”?

Surprised Redden hasn’t gotten on his knees yet and tried to start sniffing the ice

snorting* i mean lol

Remember when Isbister was one of the least skilled guys on the team? On this team he would be a first liner.

I wish they’d show Roszival’s bf

were there any Fire Sather chants from the crowd?

Boyle and Voros should have a balance beam competition…whoever stays on the longest plays

I hope Torts was writing who he is benching tomorrow….

After embarrassing “performance” like this, can we finally expect that Sather gets fired??? This is not pro-hockey for sure and one of the worst Rangers games I’ve ever seen (in 10 years)...

YAWN!!!!!

How is that game for the 360 and ps3 where you play some assassin knight. Any good?

And I just realized I’ve got tickets for Saturday’s game… crap.

Linda

Did you fall asleep? Did you make your muscle cookies yet? LOL

Are you telling me I’ve gotten away with doing lines off the ice this whole time?

Thank you for the warm holiday wishes, Wade!!!

Pity Penalty.

jonny- but this is a whole different team and coach? lol is it sather? its always the same year in year out no matter who is here. the only constant in this depressing equation is sather!!! he puts the same soft serve diahrrea on the ice every year!!

Orr this makes me want to play more because they actually win when I control them lol

To the QUIT SMOKING commercial woman –

Of course you don’t smoke anymore… you don’t have any appendages left to hold the cigarette!

I was creeped out as she was counting the number of operations on her nubs…

Did you hear that I plan on doing my fireman ed impression after I burn darelle revis on Sunday night?

for that whole time we had it in teh zone did we even get a puck near leighton???

if we thought that postgame with torts cursing was bad the last time…. boy this ones def. not gna be PG rated.

Briere said his team plays a system. What is this system he speaks of? What is a system? Like a gaming system? Like the X Box 360 or the PS3?

ranger…i think he’s actually going to be very calm and just not really say anything…not sure why, just a feeling

nope mako, was makin some shrimp fried rice! forgot to have dinner. but watching this game while dining could prove to be, ah, not wise!

too bad Nasty 1 you dong have PS3… “Uncharted 2: Among Thieves” is an absolute masterpiece! There’s no better game out there! After you beat the game you open up a multiplayer level online…same game play as in “Call of Duty” with many mini games!

The whole bench looks like they are riding the sad van to frown town. Bunch of losers.

Hey everyone, I’m in the penalty box again.. Can you believe these officials? They just won’t give me a break. Just letting everyone know, to make up for this loss, I’m gonna take a swipe at cam wards jugular with my blade skate, no harm intended though. See everyone at the post game reactions!

We’ve gone from suck to blow…

Nice. Third goalie?

6-0!! yeah!! happy new year, rangers fans!

is anyone concerned that Mess is being GROOMED by YETI???

will they get to 8???

that’s 6 tastycakes!!!!!! wooooooooo

At least get on the board you pathetic bums.

@Nasty1 – I LOL’d at the sad van to frown town – good one! Too bad it’s so true. This team has quit on the coaching staff

I’ll tell you 6-0 shutout could be a blessing…

@NYRGuy – No one is leaving because it’s cold out and after-game dinner reservations can’t be moved up.

Someone should start the rumor again that Sather will be fired next game if they lose, that seems to be the only thing that motivates them.

Girardi has to stop with this kneel down at the goal post crap, its getting ridiculous

“We’ve gone from suck to blow…”

And Johnson’s playing !!!

How are these Philly Fag Frogs line totally dominating this team, though I really like French men dominating me often at the East Side Club at 237 e 56 st.

The Rangers goaltending has not been the problem in this game. Michael Leighton(!!!!!!!!!!) is pitching a shutout against us. That’s all you need to know.

mazio

of course they dont care…why care? paycheck is in the mail either way!

How are the fans not booing/chanting everything…How (insert adjective) embarrassing

Sather is telling the fans that he can put a pile of crap on the ice and tough s*it if you don’t like it. People need to boycott this abomination of a team to get Dolans attention. The arrogance of Sather is sickening he wont even speak to the media.The fans can make a difference if they can organize an en masse exit at a game. Maybe that will get Dolans attention.

Gotta love when someone tries to imitate you. Nothing but love man. If I wasn’t me, I would want to be too. Keep up the good work.

Borderlands works for me!

This is not the first lousy game this season, but even last year didn’t have this many boring, poorly played games.

This was a really lame effort. What can the coaching staff say after this one? I can just hear it This is unacceptable.

hell i’d have been screamin FIRE SATHER all night long! this is yet another disgraceful game this year.

I think Rangers fans should go to the next MSG game, hand in their ticket, then walk out.

10 years of ineptitude should NOT mean you keep your job!!!

WAIT…IS THERE EVEN A POSTGAME SHOW ON MSG2??

does anyone care what Torts got to say in post game? i don’t… I’ve heard it all

Good point Matt L. The Rangers would ruin the Winter Classic with this team.

Chad Johnson a player of the game? Fair enough.

it almost looked like some of the guys just quit on torts the whole game. even after the timeout, nobody really did anything. 22 shots? yea, they tried hard.

I really don’t think Torts is going to have an angry, emotional rant. He looked beaten standing behind the bench.

If I’m Torts…I do what Tampa did…call up 2 defenseman and play 8

Bad goaltending, bad defense,bad Coaching,bad offense ,Bad commentary ,Bad GM,Bad ownership,Bad Ice , and guys like Hank,Gaborik and Delzotto can’t do anything either..so what is good about the rangers???

#1 Original 6 team

#2 Uniforms are the best.

#3 Ranger report Blog

Thats it folks…what else can I say. oh yeah , Spiderpig …ya got alot more in ya ..I see it.

Wow they don’t even have the postgame in the studio lol

I bench Drury and Higgins tomorrow.

Man we gotta watch them tomorrow too…

The Rangers killed my +/- for my fantasy team tonight

Rangers in 60 anyone? That’ll get some high ratings tonight.

SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CAPTAIN CHEWY!!!!!!

I want to strangle Drury watching this interview

LOL @ Al Trautwig on the post game… how about “serve notice that the Rangers are two easy points!”

I’m getting the feeling that Joe Micheletti wants to try his hand at coaching the Rangers. The last few weeks he has become very vocal about what he considers poor coaching decisions.

I know this may be traitorous, but since Torts doesn’t have the horses to run his system and REFUSES to play to the (if any) strengths of the players he currently has, well, it might be time to bring in Iron Mike from the studio – who is really the last Rangers coach who didn’t care what the name on the back of the jersey or the amount of the check.

Oh great – Captain Clutch is being interviewed. This team definitey has his personality, which is none.

Drury:

It’s over, can’t change it, thank god we play tomorrow.

I think from the first Islander game last week, we have to come back like we did then.

Just weren’t playing sharp enough.

We just werent getting pucks to the net, not winning battles, etc.

They didn’t even mail this one in. They texted it in! LOL

I dont get why you guys dont like Joe. When he is allowed to speak on the post games he is really good

Keep Mike Keenan away. His days are long gone, along with any abilities he might have had.

I’d like to see Dale Weisse get a shot to bang some bodies around and maybe are favorite Finn Ilkka too.

Interesting note: the Anisimov/Lisin/Kotalik line was even in this debacle. They had a decent forecheck going.

Happy New Year’s Eve Eve Ranger Fans! Whew! This is the worst day I’ve had since… well, since yesterday.

For a while there, after it was 6-0, I thought we were in trouble. Well, we certainly have some work to do on this team. After everything we told them, I still saw half the team skating across the logo on center ice.

I’ve got to talk to Torts about Ice time. I hardly saw Lindros out there at all. I hope he’s not pretending to have those headaches again. We are paying him to play, aren’t we? What? We aren’t? Well where did he go?

Oh, never mind…

Those Fire Sather chants are really uncalled for. I wish Messier wouldn’t keep starting them! Hey Muck! Muckler! Go tell Mess to shut the hell up. He can have the team when I’m through with it. No way. You had your chance…

Riiiiiing! Hi de ho ho ho Jimmy! We did it again big guy! Another sellout. Not like the Knicks, eh? No, these Ranger fans will never smarten up. They keep going and going… just like that cute pink bunny. So how did the Knicks do tonight? Lost to the Nets? Aren’t they the worst team in the NBA? Well. I guess the jury is still out on that one. Oh, stop crying, you’ll ruin another cell phone. Bye. (click)

Boy, the flyers sure put some rubber on our Johnson, didn’t they? I bet he saw more shots coming at him than Bonnie and Clyde did.

Well, gotta go fans, I’m going to be out at Rockefeller Center doing some scouting for the Rangers. Gonna see if I can pick up the next Blair Betts.

KAAAAAABBOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not to worry, that’s just Torts post game conference.

Sleep tight Ranger fans. After all that Crown Royal, I know I will.

The Glenster

Ok, so I dvr’d the game and am at the start of the 3rd…I am sooo frakking pissed and embarrassed right now I can’t even explain it.

There is zero reason ZERO that voros is scratched and lisin, higgins, kots are not. At the current time voros offers the same amount of out put on the ice as they do point wise and will actually stand up for people and fight. He does it for LESS money than 2 of the 3. But i guess torts would rather have a slick skating gutless heartless squad as opposed to one that cared and stood up for teammates even if it skates a bit slower. That slick skating sure does produce a lot of wins and goals doesn’t it!!!!!!

Don’t even get me started on over paid holdout Dubi (sorry sally) or mr tough d man staal who lets hartnell justshove him into the back of the net and have hartnell just giving him the business and not fight back so avery has to come all the way back behind the net to save him.

For those of you who keep saying staal and others on this roster are tough and gritty enough…get a clue, that kind of gritty attitude is something some have and some don’t and other than avery, boyle, voros, mdz and cally at times….this roster doesn’t.

Last thing before I drink another beer/wisers and try to stomach the 3rd, this game is one that brashear needs to be getting a regular shift on the 1st or 2nd line…then we find out with ice time whether he is worth anything at all as an enforcer….but torts probably isn’t bright enough to figure that out…he still thinks he has a line of st louis lecavalier richards to give the lions share of the ice time to…well he has gabby…........

what can torts really do? he cant bench anybody but the 4th liners or redden again. mayeb rozy. but the team has trouble even establishing a forecheck on the pp. they barely keep the puck in. if holik was on teh team, i think he would take back his statement in 04 and apply it to this years team. there are some young kids out there but holy carp, even dz and gilroy are gettin bad. i cant believe i get excited to watch this teambut tommorow i will be here again with hope that it turns around.

Hank is certainly not protecting his defenseman…saying it looked like nobody wanted to get dirty or protect the net…not those exact words, don’t feel like rewinding lol

Wicky don’t even bother watching the rest, nothing happens. No fights, no hits, no chants, nothing.

WOW Dubi: “I was awful”

At least Dubinsky mans up about how bad he played. Drury never takes responsibility for anything.

Dubi, “I can’t take away anything personally.” Sounds like a selfish jerk to me.

I like what he said, Dubi did. Takes a man.

i agree Nasty, Hank has earned the right to call out the team. Noone else seems to freakin care. I seriously wonder if he’s going to bolt when he gets the chance. These guys should be embarrassed by themselves and each other! When your captain seems as if he’s had the life drained out of him since he signed that sugar daddy contract and doesn’t have one ounce of freakin oomph, and your GOALIE is callin you out, you know its bad! And Torts really needs a game plan that incorporates whatever these guys CAN do, because they cannot successfully play his system continuously.

thanks Joe

You cant rely on Hank every single night especially since the entire league is getting used to him by now

Nasty

He said “I was awful and a result of two goals”

thanks for the updates on the post game guys, i appreciate it

@KC – regarding Keenan – yes, his better days have passed, but these guys don’t have any respect for the coaching staff.

When we fire Sather, who do you think we should bring in as GM? I do not think Mess would be a good choice.

Oh, I didn’t hear Dubi’s whole interview. I half take it back then. Ha

Repost:

Hey everyone, hope you had a great Christmas!

I know I did, it was a white Christmas for me. Not white powder on my lawn, but white powder lines on my table.

Chris picked me up in the Clutch Mobile, we had to go find me a new vehicle because the sky is the limit here with our $14 Million combined!

Merry Chritmas and a Happy New Year Ranger Fans!!

LMAO the iPod Clutch!!!!!!!!!! I swear who ever you are thank you for these post. They make my night.

Chris was was their pedialyte behind you during your clutch interview?

Bring back Jean Guy Talbot

He seems calm…not talking much…

I think I have a good undestanding of locker room, but I’m stumped at how we played that game.

We’re always trying to figure things out, but after the first period, it was a period I couldn’t understand. Soft passes, turn aways, turnovers, coverages, right on through

If we have to go with a coach losing his mind and mkaing an idiot out of himself every 5 games, we’re beating our heads against a wall. We can’t do that. Need to find consistency.

I don’t have an answer as to why we played the game we did. Practiced well, good spirits, etc. Don’t know why

Ouch Tortorella sounded like Coughlin there: “we practiced well”.

“Im stumped at how they played that game.” “after the first period, it wasnt a period that I didnt understand”

“Guys I dont have an answer as to why they play the game like this. I dont know why” “we have to start over” “Best thing for us is to play another game right away”

WOW 2 min of presser

Ok I’m out guys CYA

hey anonymous. u should hang here more often. and linda- yea i know i wasnt really mad about it, but if he does have kids, i sure hope he doesnt let them go online, especially here!! lol

Ok, totally serious question:

Do the Rangers employ a sports psychologist? According to Torts, the guys practiced well, etc. It seems to me that their psyche is VERY fragile, and one bad bounce really steamrolls on them. These guys have no confidence whatsoever. No swagger – and perhaps this starts with the captain.

Someone needs to get in their heads in a positive way!!!

@KC – I can’t see Dave Maloney as GM – maybe DON who has done a very good job with the coyotes…

I dont care who reads it Morpheous he should stop playing like hes on it

mike, i’m sure the sens fans posted worse stuff about him. Hell, imagine (insert bad actresses name here) future kids watchin moms sex tapes. Nothing’s sacred anymore.

LMAO@ misses Fankist! HOLY HELL I KNOW I DO! This is not a good sign for the next 3 weeks! GET WELL SOON FANKIST!!! Your public misses you!

MattL if they DO employ a sports psychologist, he’s as bad as the goalie coach! ;-)

mako- i think torts mightve just been told to calm down or somethin cuz im sure he wouldve really called people out and said things that could make him lose his job. i can understand him yelling during teh game and cursing at players but when hes being grilled like that, hes gotta choose his words more carefully. all i know is, the whole team stunk and they will hear about it. hopefully they get a win tommorow and get back on track here. idk y they play so bad at hoem though. they party too much. look at higgins he can barely shoot the puck in teh direction of the net let alone in the net. redden,rozy,gilroy,and now staal are all soft and getting softer. mdz is kinda crappy defensively too. what is he a -16? just a bunch of players with limited skill sets and no chemistry or leadership at all. but they get paid obscene amounts of money and they get to party in the best city in the world. they need to reward the fans who come out every night to watch them. i do feel bad for the people who pay to see them. i would personally boycott the garden until they got rid of sather. i wont go to a game if hes still the gm. im no giving my money to him and dolan and drury. unless they start playin like a team that gives a carp.

Mike

I think he was just dumbfounded at how his team couldnt give a carp about. All of us on here could have laced them up and played better. They were awful, just awful. It goes back to – what domino effect is going on in their minds for them to play this way???? For me I FORCE myself to progress and once you see some return on your progress it builds like a snowball down a mountain. I dont know WTF they are going. They ARE very fragile mentally. Not LQ or Gabby…

thats cool chris, but u do know that drury has a no move clause! lol. no, i guess ur right. yea linda, i could only imagine what sens fans said about him. ehh, the post wasnt really bad i guess after all

Jarret, should have explained my comment better, for it was not meant towards tonights game. We’ve discussed here the propensity (uh MAKO) for Hank to get beat high on the glove side, which has been going on for years but has, for reasons unbeknownst (MAKO) to us, does not seem as if its been worked on. So, the lack of attention to that ignited my lil comedic jab at the goalie coach. Lets call it, uh, creative license ;-)

yup mako. they are human after all. sometimes we forget that. but yea, somewhere someway somehow this team and its staff have to do something because every year its the same thing. its getting so damn frustrating and i can just see how the people who pay top dollar to go see a game like this must feel. at least play like you care at your own arena. have some pride.

btw,
Linda, what happened???

are you really unemployed???

if so, i’m really sorry to hear that.
worse situation than a bad hockey game
but
of course a decent hockey game would have taken
a degree or two of the sting.

how the hell did i miss uncle glennies wrap up!

stellar!

Linda, sorry to hear that. It sounds like Dolan & Sather are running your job too! Good luck.

i’d be up for that mike! cookies, cupcakes, Lasagna and Baked ziti!

ok kids, try to have a restful night, put this hideous calamity of putridness out of your minds and sleep! If anyones gonna be around tomorrow night, it’ll be an honor to ring in the new year with the boneheads and my man! but i hope all of ya have somewhere fun to be!!!!!!!!!

And Mama couldn’t even say a word….

Chris Drury / Captain Clutch with ANOTHER great post-game!!

Yeah Linda…. says he’s in serious condition too… WTF hope he’s ok.

Linda,
sorry to hear that.

i’m dealing with a balancing act here. just got my hours cut by more than half at one job.

one place i work for is working out bankruptcy proceedings
while the other place i work at is being touted as possibly going under in 2010.

poor linda. we should all take up a collection and send her a care package. now greg, u cant send in old belly button lint!! orr, idont even wanna know what your gonna send and what crusty substance thats covering it. tr- no molson ice ok,mako, nasty- u can send a watch but no hats. jpg- nsend booze!!. i’ll send u some fresh picked corn. salty will send u something sweet, cccp will send something salty. olga will send u his autographed picture of sather. miamipimp will send u a baby bush ready to be planted

yes shor, i also approve!! 2 thumbkins up!!

Cant wait to read Brooks & Rodent tomorrow LOL

I’m telling you, they txted this one in.

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