Not much news: Boyle is in for Christensen, who joins Voros on the prucha list. Lundqvist in goal again.
I forgot to mention … Adam Rotter at the SNY Rangers blog kick-started my old memory the other day, but it didn’t stick to my burned-out cells and gray matter …
But tonight is not only Festivus, it is also the 30th anniversary of the Boston Bruins visiting the Rangers’ fans in the stands, good old Mad Mike Milbury taking a shoe to one guy, and clowns Terry O’Reilly and Peter McNab leading the charge over the glass. I was there that night, and scared like heck that it would turn into a riot that might never end. I’m still pretty amazed that there weren’t more serious fights and injuries, if not deaths, under those circumstances.
Anyway, the Times did a memory-lane piece on that night which, if you ever watch the video on Raucous Rangers or YouTube or anywhere else, began with Phil Esposito on a breakaway. Espo was hit in the ass with a tennis ball thrown from the blue seats on his way in against Gerry Cheevers. Then JD took exception to a few things, I think, that John Wensink did late in the game, and it was his yapping that escalated into some pushing and shoving and eventually the fan taking O’Reilly’s stick, and the parade into the seats while the Rangers stood, mouths agape, watching.
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You probably saw earlier today that Rangers prospects Chris Kreider, Ryan Bourque and Derek Stepan were all chosen to play for Team USA in the World Junior Championship in Saskatchewan Dec. 26-Jan. 5.
Here are tonight’s pregame notes.
The Festivus pole requires no decorating. I find tinsel distracting.
Enjoy.
349 Comments
Don’t be jealous !!
Another Festivus miracle!
First!
Festivus just keeps getting better and better!
Steve C
Brush your teeth and go to bed! :)
hooray! game time!
well, to use a national lampoons christmas vacation line…”later dudes”!!!!
LGR!!
CCCP Another Festivus miricle. When I arrived at the comments I had never seen an empty reply screen. Would you beleive I hadn’t commented in so long I had to enter my name and e-mail and First. That took me over 2 minutes talk about chokin. Happy Mike “the shoe” Milbury Date.
lets do this boys.
btw, Florida’s been playing good hockey…so if the Rangers gets their butts kicked, please don’t start hanging yourself…
Dad, you and Gerry Cheevers?
If the Rangers go 1-0 down after 5 minutes, there’ll be more posts on here by the 10-minute mark than there were for the entire past three games combined.
congrats CCCP, the man is BACK!
so does this actually make it Festibury day???
I got a lot of problems with you people!
WHATS GOING ON!!!!!!!!!!?????? THE GAME ISN’T BEING SHOWN ON CENTER ICE!!!???????????????????????
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHT???????
I can’t believe this,, I NEVER misss a game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
HELP!!
i was just cursing hockeystreams and then i realized we went from the panthers feed to the Rangers feed! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ITS A FESTIVUS MIRACLE!
Is Higgins capable of hitting the net??
Rosi
Well, that was quick. Down 1-0 already?
Rosi sucks. What a candy ass.
Captain Excellent!!!!!!!
The Captain
LW3H
December 23rd, 2009 at 7:04 pm
If the Rangers go 1-0 down after 5 minutes, there’ll be more posts on here by the 10-minute mark than there were for the entire past three games combined.
WOW JUST WOW! Nostradamus LW!!!
three clutch goals for drury. hes off my sugar honey iced tea list
and the miracles DO NOT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Ladies and Gents!
Thank you all for sending your best wishes for me and my family. You all made getting through this difficult situation a little easier with some laughs and concern. So really from the bottom of my heart thank you. And ilb, Im working on a reply. Its been an exhausting week on every level. And as I was typing this… there were two goals scored LOL
WTF was Roszival thinking when MDZ covered his man and WHAT A CLUTCH GOAL!
Linda , stop it!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! NO watchy the gamey….BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I didn’t see yet another Drury goal coming though. Who would?
Does anyone know what Joe M thinks of Oreskovich? Maybe if he was just wearing a T-shirt?
Feels great to sit down, relax & watch the game with you all again.
MAKO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome back Sharkie!! How’s papa Jaws doing today? now all we need is a victory and Festivus is complete!!!!
And Sally, thank you soooooooooooooooo much for my gift!!!
save off the glove… wow!
Nice kill
Oh yes! HAPPY FESTIVUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LINDA!!!!!!!!!!! How have you been? Thank you again for all of your emails and passing along info LOL BIGGGG HUGGGGS FOR YOU!
Papa shark is doing ok LOL. Recovery has been slow & got some staples out today. He got some blood work done as well. Slowly but surely he’s healing….
so happy to hear big daddy sharkie is getting better! and its great to have you back!
UUESTION: What radio station in NY carries the game?
nice play redden!
Thank you Linda… Its great to be back :)
Pimp,
1050 espn
watching games on PC makes you really REALLY appreciate HD!
Welcome back MAKO! Glad your dad is doing good!
lisin is on point tonight, he’s gonna get one
i wonder… how the flock you have to smoke to smoke off half of your fingers?? was she smoking fingers instead of cigarettes?
trade gaborik!
lol jk obviously
Linda
get one you mean a goal or get one to watch from upstairs? :)
Where was the slash?
BullCookies.
pack gaborik with redden for VL! :)
Thank you comrade CCCP, much appreciated ;)
a goal in honor of Festivus/Milbury day GO LISIN!
Falling asleep with a lit cigarette between your fingers?
If you do it a lot, pretty soon you start to run out of fingers…
So how many more bad plays & give aways does Rozi have to make to get benched?
Pretty safe best that the King never played first base
Rozi and benched, it is NOT possible!
in honor of Mako’s return, and his dad getting better, FANKIST will score a goal!! OO troutface with MDZ! wocka wocka
Roszival was absolutely putrid in that 1st period.
LOL WOCKA WOCKA!!! he hasnt had one in quite some time now. Chewy is getting all of the limelight LOLOLOL
Hey guys, could it be playing on an alternate radio statio (other than 1050 ESPN)?
On my iPhone, 1050 is having some football show …
Thanks for any insight.
did joe actually say ANDREW Lisin? or am i hearing things??
wocka wocka, omg as teenagers, we had what we called the ‘wocka scale’ of hotness for guys! As you can see, i have not grown up!
Last time I tried to tune in 1050 at night it came in loud and clear. The Toronto 1050 station that is.
Thanks Al for saying Merry Christmas.
lmao Johnny!
anybody see the wade redden commercial? cmon if ur a ranger fan ur gonna laugh at that!! almost as much as a drury commercial. at least if they want us to laugh, put lisin(andy kaufman) and AA battery on a commercial together. i know theyre tryin to make wade earn his check anyway they can now!! including doing commercials. tryi to give him a personality too at the same time.
hey mako! glad youre back
Hey did anyone know what happened between Dubi & flava explosion? If someone explained it, Im sorry for asking again….
dubi put store brand nacho chips in tbones doritos bag and the flavah explosion was not only unclutch but missing
3 different pastas? IT MACARONI!!!!!!!!! AND… 7 different fish!?!? What kinda EYE-Talian is he???? lol
LMAO @ Unclutch
LMAO MAKO!!!!!!!!!!!!! does he call it sauce or gravy?
need a pp goal here badly
heck, i’m just having a lil lobster bisque, some scallops, some flounder, a lil linguinie with clam sauce and some shrimp tomorrow, i’m gonna be short 2.
prospal!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!! LINDA YOU PREDICTED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FANKIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These Prospals are making me thirsty!!!!
My favorite Yellow Brick Roadie !!!! Vinny P !!!!!
He BETTA CALL IT GRAVEY! FUGGETABOUTIT!!!!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FANKIST FOR MAKO AND PAPA SHARKIE!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKA WOOOOOOOOOOOCKA WOOOOOOOOOOCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Linda – your predictions are better than mine. Care to make some more?
thank you!
I need to win the lottery badly :)
thats my gift for ya Mako!!! prospal was the middle man,he did all the work!!
Brashear’s first shot on goal as a Ranger?
i’m still waitin for Hank to make the butt save i predicted earlier!
I still think Lisin gets a goal tonight
good call kern
LOLOLOLOL AWESOME LINDA JUST AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! That made my night!
I was just thinking that might be Brashear’s first shot too. Apparently he’s had 12 already. Somehow.
A festivus night indeed Linda! My Festivus is complete!
i’m hopin my mom and dad were in rocky point buyin lottery tickets yesterday!!!
LETS GO LISIN!! GET THAT GOAL !!
LW,someone was being generous giving him 12 sogs!!!
About 100K per shot
Go RANGERSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even though I can’t watch it….how gay. Can I say gay…
Nice to see ya back fish guy.
so he’s pretty much done for the season then eh
LOL THank you Greg – Sorry you cant see the game bro…
Seeing Oreskovich in just a T-shirt has got Joe M so flustered, he can’t work the telestrator.
Welcome back, Mako!
Good evening, Sally!
he keeps stressing how BIG he is. its scary to think whats buried on his computer
HIYA RICK!!!!!!!!
Thank you. So Happy to be back and thank you for your best wishes for my father. I really appreciate it! HAPPY FESTIVUS!!!!!!!
LQ is keeping the Rangers in it…
Um high sticking????? The ref was right there.
Another great glove save by THE KING!
wow
lundqvists glove side
lookin good tonight
its a festivus miracle!
WOW…HANK STOPPED HIGH GLOVE SIDE!!!!!!
Dublowski completely gave up on that play. He’s lucky Hank was there to save his ass.
Talk about super-gay.
maybe the goalie coach reads the blog too!!
avery needs to pop one in too, and i mean the puck in the net, not some 2 bit ‘starlet’
101st.
SCREAMING EAGLES RICK!!!!!!!!!!!
it would be really nice if av got a goal. really really nice.
Please any body but drury..
I guess drury’s worth the 7 mill per yr.
Roszival is sleep walking
drury with 2 in a game would surely be a sign of impending doom! ;-)
Screaming eagles?
http://www.specopstactical.com/shop/catalog/images/store/Rothco/80425.jpg
screaming eagles the board game?
they could show that Heikkinen commercial three times every stoppage and I would still laugh every time.
Oh, of course … but actually it turned out I was 102nd. You were 101st, Linda. You Screaming Eagle.
YES!!! i’d love to jump out of a perfectly good airplane with one of those guys!!!!!! if you’re gonna jump, jump with a pro!
why do people want drury to NOT score? what sense does that make? he scores, he ultimately helps us win right? or at least get some help for gabby at the least. oh yea, i forgot, lets all complain about him some more. even when the guy is doin somethin good, you see complaining. hah j/k little festivus joke. keep on whining!!!!!
No jumping for me. I don’t even like being this tall.
are you drinkin the spiked egg nog already mike? heehee
lmao Rick! hey, i got a Sally Original in the mail today!! She sent me the flow chart! She’s just awesome!
mike and me are gonna tear up this thread if we pull of this 4 game win streak.
im with carp. i will never skydive but i’ll go on the craziest roller coasters and bungie jump rides at six flags. go figure.
no linda, no nogg for me tonight. i cant do it like i used to. i need at least a few days of recovery time between drinkin lol
VP baby. VP
hell yea 909
FANKIST X 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LINDA YOU’RE MY HERO TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! PAPA SHARK THANKS YOU!!!!!!!!!
These Prospals are making me thirsty again!
3-1
yea!!!!!! fankist!!!
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
theres the Mako insurance goal!!!!
I’m starting us off:
Drury, Drury He’s so clutch
Gabby, Drury, 1-2 PUNCH
Fankist Fankist he’s our man
If he can’t do it…
linda, that ones generic. lol
Donnie B, he’s a waste
When he was a kid he ate paste
dubi, dubi, you’re so groovy
sally, sally, you drive her loopy
LMAO!!!!!
lmao loopy!!!
was that a play in front of the net! woweee wow wow zoweee
Donnie B,Donnie B woe unto me
woozy woozy, get the F out!
Was Drury trying NOT tos score??
kern, the net moved on dru. he scared it away with his clutch.
I nominate Mike to be the guy that just got stapled by his gf in that bud light commercial.
lmao@ scared it away with his clutch!
lmao 909!!! dru almost had another one there too. hes gettin the dirty areas. hey, its better than what he did for the first 30 games or so. not happy it took a demotion but whatever. hope he keeps scoring. help the team out.
Yaaaaaaaa!!!! Go boys!!!!!
Gaborik, Gaborik, you’re so quick
Gaborik, Gaborik, use that stick
lundqvist, lundqvist, you’re the best
lundqvist, lundqvist, enter da FIST
uh wtf??
lmao enter da fist!!
gee thanks 909. lol
Del zotto, Del zotto, he’s so hotto(according to al trautwig)
Del Zotto, Del Zotto, thats our motto
aw damn
Fankist Fankist you da man
I’m so jealous of your tan
i’m chock full of these btw.
Cally Cally you’re my boy
When you score you bring me joy
Sean Avery he’s a pest
Everyone should have his zest
YEOW! Lisin with a cross check to the face
duco duco, make me wanna puko
Can’t think of a second line-o
Aaron Voros is not fast
On his head is tattooed EVERLAST
Avery Avery, he’s no snitch
Avery Avery, Duco’s his *****
that was a manly shove by Rozsi!!!
GABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gabby. dru gets the assist. numero 26
Hahahaha Moore has a bad bald spot !!
Not as bad as Getzlaf who is under 25 I think. How do you go bald in your 20’s ?
Gabby has a shortie…
Captain Chewy is going to get a star tonight.
GABBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GABBBBBAAAAAAAAAA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sweet goal !!
clutch pass drury!!!!!!!!!!
dru is turning on the clutch!
He scored a goal, too…
im startin to like drury. please dont shoot me!! but im likin what ive seen from him lately.
i honestly think we will see gaborik score a goal from the boards behind the opposing goalie one of these nights
this ones for Joe M.
Drury drury you’re so so alert
Drury drury take off your shirt!
did you just see that.
Cally does the best pking job i’ve ever seen, leads to Gabby shorty.
::rewinds with DVR::
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lol an actual “good play by Drury” with nothing from Sam or Joe
it’s fun having a player who just scores. imagine if we had any other pure offensive players.
lmao 909
gilmour?? lol sams old!
Brashear,Brashear, hits the glass
Brashear, Brashear, falls on his ass
And Sam earlier in the PK said “good play by Drury” after Cally was skating all over the ice breaking up passing plays, blocking shots, and moving the puck out of the zone lol
Love Sam tho!
It’s a true Festivus miracle!
Carp, Maloney and Anderson were talking about the Boston deal on the radio after the second…I also learned Anderson spent two months figure skating….you read that right….for Battle of the Blades in Canada. Now that’s a video I have to find.
Mike, Mike, likes to party
Mike, Mike, downs the bacardi
now thats Rangers HOCKEY. 4 game win streak goin into xmas!
i shoulda stopped at the brashear one, but then had to give a shoutout to mike
orr- lots of guys go bald or start going bald in their 20’s. its genetics man.
what in the holy hell is up with hockeystreams all of a sudden…damnit,ruining the festivus joy in alabama right now you bastages@!
finally crashing the net and taking care of business in front of their own net. i like!!!
now THAT is why i absolutely LOVE Ryan Callahan, that and his awesome hockey nose
drury must have at least 5 scoring chances this game
909s on a roll tonight. sorry bro id be doin my stand up routine with ya but im still shot from monday night dude. i had enough booze to fill a bathtub with.
gooo aves!!! hes ben awesome tonight
OMG JOE!!! enough with the “MAN STATS”
I just turned 20. I better not go bald. If I do, I’ll have to ask Sam where he gets his hair peices.
Does Drury think he’s playing for Buffalo or something, im confused.
Good night, Carp!
Ranger909! Nobody’s ever written a poem about me before… thanks!
Linda, glad you like the flowchart!
the flow chart will have a place of honor on the wall!!! its so awesome! thanks hugely!!!
Cally with the moves! SHOOT THE PUCK!
to hell with Frampton
CALLAHAN COMES ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!! He’s been playing awesome lately! LOVE HIM!!!
mike, you better butter me up then.
909 if Joe was here he’d be wondering about that butter!
sally, everythings b’seder. arba le achat
lmao linda. hahaa
Good win.
Bravo New York Rangers, Bravo. now THAT was a fun game!
LETS GO RANGERS!!!
WOOHOO!!!! Thank you Sam for saying MERRY CHRISTMAS! And Happy Hanukkah to YOU !!!
Festivus has been a complete SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ranger909, ani lo medeberet ha’safa shel ha’kibush! Half a year in TA and that’s all I remember… slicha!
now that game gets me excited because they seem to really have gotten their act together, and Hank has been a rock lately!
LQ has been phenomenal the last few games. You guys who were entertaining the thought of trading him a week & a half ago still feel the same way ;) LOL
Great game by our boys in blue!!! Great night to be back here at RR!!!! I missed ya all!
It’s good to be back on the blog for a four-game winning streak! Happy Festivus everyone. I will be missing Saturday’s game. though. :( What a few games it has been! Great work like the beginning of the season, in the two games that I have been able to watch.
Did people ever end up getting together at Warren 77?
I missed you boneheads!
now that was a good game.
mele kalikimaka!
take that you linguistic savants!
aight. i think a good tradition to start after a win streak is just saying stuff that doesnt make much sense. I’ll start us off. ummm….. marmolaide whipped cream sunday. breakfast of clutch
SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That felt like one of the wins from that early win streak. Solid D, timely scoring, GREAT hank. I like the direction this is headed. Start stacking up some more wins boys.
YAA-HOOOOO! Hank looked just a wee bit happy don’t ya think. And my Aves! Vinny, Cally, Gabby…even Clutch?! Toto, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore….I’ll catch up on what I missed tomorrow. Happy Festivus to all and to all a goodnight!
(TR, I am sick, sick, that I’m not at warren night.)
sally, all i got from that was “I dont speak (the language)? of whatever kibush is. lol.FIDDLA ON THE ROOF. LETS DANCE. i’m blue and red abadiabadai if i was orange and white i would die.
get on an awesome roll from now to the olympics, tighten up, heads in the game, move up in the standings, and come back from the break and just keep on truckin!! it’s good to see drury showing signs of life! as mike said, we really DO need him to contribute if the teams gonna be successful.
sally, I own a house in maleadomim. blog meeting in israel!!!lol.
loks like hanks december slump is non existant. he had it early in the year thank god. hes been the best goalie i think this month in teh whole leagu. him and miller both.
ecstatic to be getting the post game show so far! Heres our man Mako!!!! he’s lookin a bit pale, he needs to hit the tanning booth!
guys i swear im not drunk. i havent had a drink since monday. its my damn keyboard. ok linda!!! lol.
haha prospals funny. good guy. glad hes got soem goals now
SHOOT LINDA! He needs to be sprayed with some doodle dust! Im disappointed LOLOLOLOL!!!
i luv ya no matter what grabby
ima make a rap:
mike in ia, take the low road, or take the high way
we do things my way, no work just play, I pray
Rangers pull me outa my seat, too drunk to use my feet,
High glove side, I won’t be beat
LMAO!!! Sam interviewing a naked Gaborik
Sorry thats the other tool LOL
hey mike. Did you see that goal by Drury? I missed it. Tell me all about it. You think he is gonna break that 5-goal plateau very soon?
Linda, she gon’ win ya but wont offend ya
bakes us cookies, quick, quick, no-lookie
damnit missin nekid gabby! they just cut off the post game show after the fankist interview!!
Fankist needs an oompah loompah intervention right now! He’s too damned white!
hey tomb!!!! come back home man!! i see u at HS where u at dude???
909 ya so gangsta!!
lol tomb- i swear i didnt know u posted. thats some weird stuff man. i havent seen u here in days and i saw ur post on HS so i figured id say somethin here. talk about a coinkydink
Drury, don’t want to see his fists o’ fury
put you out o’ your mis-ory, palms sweaty, fingas oily
clutch up, clutch down, back up opposing goalies,
you da clown!
tomb- he slapped it like he did in the philly game except no spin-o-rama. hes got his 5th already man!! cmon!! he broke that huge milestone tonight lol
matzoh ball, matzoh ball, they call me mr. impossible
i’m tan and i’m fresh, u know i’m da best
oompa loompa me, oompa loompa you.
I aint going back to the big house, zig-zag
2 goals: u can put em in the bag cuz they call me VP,
2 goals to the easy, just to please me, they call me lil weezy
it was all cuz lisin made a great play and stopped an icing, ot the puck, got it right to dru like 20-25 feet out and a he slapped it home. it was the most clutch first period game tying goal ive ever seeen!!!! ever ever!!!!!
Rozsival, Rozsival, he’s our man.
Rozsival, Rozsival, AIDS.
in regards to the 30th anniversary of the Bruins going into the stands
i’m kind of surprised that MSG didn’t find the guy who got pummeled and have him on during intermission.
anyone else notice that no other Blueshirt fan in the stands was helping the guy out? quite unlike that basketball melee from a year or two ago.
I didn’t see anything you posted to me here. I got home late today. these people in Denver cant drive in the snow for shit.
909 ur unstoppable bro!! im cryin again over here. stop it!! im goin looneytunes over here. give me some of what u drinkin.
Yep, you guys were right earlier today rozy is just great…...he SUCKS, end of story!!!!!
pavel, you may have crossed the line there. lol.
mike, I don’t drink. lol. this is me normal, hence why i dont drink
i jst had posted what i said to u right after u had asked me about teh drury goal, but i hadnt refreshed so i didnt see ur post. i was gonna ask where u been but i saw u at HS so i figured u were probably gonna be here soon or were already here. havent seen u post in awhile though thats why i asked
grabs – all I know is next time I’m in Iowa, you owe me a beer. ha ha
wait a min. so i was drinkin by myself monday??? sheeet at least i had an excuse!! haha,. u just high on life baby!!
mama
feel better!!
lol wicky is dying for Gabby to break JJ’s record
My name is mikal roszival, grab dolan dollas just to fall
It’s money in the bank, money in my pocket
Come meet my boy, Sean avery the rocket
Can’t stop it, cant top it, 3 more years till my ass hits the open market! sign me, cha-ching, all that bling don’t weight me down, you pray i fail, instead i look like i chase my tail
i’ma posta child, u ask me about alzheimers, doctors say its mild
you guys crack me up more than Tiger Woods marriage counselor.
mike, i was feeding off of your crazy flow man.
okay
now that i see that my attempt to
diet and exercise myself into some
better semblance of shape
is going straight to hell over
the next week with Xmas Eve, Xmas, family party,
leftovers and NYE upcoming
i just gotta say
LINDA!!!
WHAT’S THIS ABOUT COOKIES?!?!?!?!?
I heard the guy in the shoe incident suffered brain damage and has been ranting incoherently and making bizarre decisions ever since. No idea what happened to the guy Milbury was hitting though…
damn i just got high reading that last post to u over again tomb!! im all discomboobulated. yea, anytime any of u heads are in iowa, stop by, i’ll share some spirits and some shits n giggles!! dont be shy, im just a regular dude. i have hineys stocked in the fridge. hineys on me everyone!!
Names Wade, when i blaze, you cant taze me, torts talk dont phase me, I’m crazy. Wax on, wax off, once the game starts i blast off. flags at half mass cause my minds lost. scuze me, gotta go home and snort jack frost
909, you’re like Clyde Frazier.
Spider, good to have you around, man.
lol 909. right on. we did have some weird funny vibes flowin through teh whole blog monday night. it must be this crazy winning streak got us all goin bonkers. im stoked just seein capn crunch get his record breakin 5th of the season tonight!! actually, mr clutch has been damn good lately. im proud of him. he took his demotion like a man. lol
lmao lw3h. good stuff
mike which raps the best. i might like the redden one just cuz of the last line. i was like “oh damn” when i thought of it
Mako
I have no idea what you might be talking about!!!!
haha good one lw3h
holy crap tomb!
i was just about to say that i don’t know what it is about Clutch…...
whether he’s regularly eating his Wheaties
or getting acupuncture for all the pains earned by blocked shots
or got hypnotized
or he’s hanging around with Tiger Woods
and is, ahem, more relaxed
but
whatever it is
he should keep it up and keep doing it
because he looks like a completely different player
than the past couple years.
i dont think Tavaras gets enough press. He is a damn good player.
Betts with 2 goals tonight. BEAT THAT CHEWY!!!
909- the redden one was def. the best. u started gettin better as u went on. yea u went yard on that one!! teddy williams hit it right to lansdown street!! lol.
lmao
909 and LW, and alwaysMike!Pavel, that was classic!
cookies = i need addresses, I’m not nostradamus donchaknow!
HAHAHAH no worries wick ;)
teddy williams frozen head
wound up in reddens bed
put ya hands up in da air and wave em like ya just dont care yeah yeah.
Names Brashear, they call me miss butterworth cuz ima milk glen sather for what he’s worth. I live rich or die tryin, once i start playin, you know i’m lying. check me for brass knuckles, when i drop the gloves, the other guys chuckle, I muck em up. Ranger fans, when i bend down, u betta pucker up
HAHAHAHAH 909
O.M.G.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
awesome skillz on da puddin rap
Charmin aka PUDDIN’ aka Huggy Bear
mako- good for betts we kinda do miss him on the pk. even though weve been good, we get caught in our end for some long stretches. i had a good feelin whenever i saw betts man the high slot. dude was a team player. and only made 7 or 800k. if drury doesnt keep scorin and playin this way, hes basically blair betts. glad to se it finally though. if betts ever could get some offense goin, work on his shot, stickhandling, hed be a great guy to have especially in teh playoffs. hes already got defense down good. just needs to put up some better numbers. wish we kept him.
I didnt even know i could do this stuff. the blog brings out the best in me.
wouldnt be able to make these up without reading the complaints you guys voice daily. lol
aka pillow hands! dont forget, he’s the antithesis of freddie krueger
linda
did you get my email addy?
ohhh man that last line was brutal!! u killed it!! im rollin like roloson on a rollin pin over here. haha
wicky, email me..
met_giRL@Hotmail.com
HAHAHAHAHAHA pillow hands and creaky ribs how could I forget
yea we B n M and then throw partys on any given day here 909
Another great effort, Played hard for three three periods. There were times when they got caught up in their own end, Hank was really good, he made some great saves. I think, and I’m sure Torts has the same opinion, that they took to many penalties. Their game has improved big time. Flordia is a good team.
creaky ribs!!!!!!! we’re just brutal!
Names voros, footworks like zoro. ride that horse to the press box. heavy weights don’t phase me, i’m tough as fort knox. you’re goldy lock. u call me everlast, my family call me tupac. new kid on the block, I’m king of the crop, i start and i stop, I flip and i flop, yet i’m still at the top. H/o. i gotta go. breakfast at the i-hop!
Merry Christmas everyone. I hope you spend it with the ones you love.
lmao @ breakfast at the ihop!!!!
909 you’re killin me ovah here
ranger 909 you are cracking me up. And I HATE rap. ah ha ha ha.
i think i’m done unless u give me another guy to rap about. lol
uh oh i got one. gimme 5 minutes
okay
Linda i’m going to send over an email
as well
and if i’m on the cookie list
than good for me!
ya gotta do a sather/yeti/slatipuss one
This year Drury can actually enjoy his Christmas instead of not letting another loss ruin it. Woo hoo, he’s playing decent!
Prospal and Gaborik are the best.
Merry Christmas!
HIRE SATHER!!
missed the first period
but based on the last two periods
does Kotalik look as if he may sit again
same with what little i witnessed from Redden.
neither added all that much….......jam!!!!!!!!!!
(and chestnuts!!....gonna keep me all my post holiday-like from now on)
They call me glen, Glen to the Satha, i deal cash like its anti-matta. Eat donuts and cigars cuz cant get any fatta. what don’t kill me only makes me stronger. Ima G, and a slatipuss, got ranger fans kickin like i’m W. Bush. I smoke and i smush, I kick and i push, got this job till my brain looks like mush. Gimme them ticket sales, you gimme ur money and the chips are stale. leave it all on the ice, your tears will suffice. Got this team running into the ground. Cant stop Big G, i sting like a bloodhound, keep quiet or you’ll get pound. oh Brash. SOLO REMIX TWISTA. Rinse and repeat, got glen sather sniffin and lickin my feet, i play the same way in rain or in sleet, glen gimme a new beat
the russian hammer had 5 hits tonight….nice!!
jpg – I missed the first period too.
Kotalik did some decent back checking that I saw, but not much else. For $3 million, Sather won’t let Torts sit him for long. I’ve seen this dude Sather operate for ten years, I have given up all hope of him becoming anything but an egotistical moron with lots of power.
BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i deal cash like its anti-matta…omg roflmaopimp!
I’m a yetti, ticket sales drop like confetti. I’m ready.
Voros be everlast, my rhythm be twice as fast. I’m in high gear, I write checks and rangers fans wipe my ***, its twice as fast. New cast same story, give no guts, get no glory. Get fast cash when they fight brash, straight cash monay millonaire, i strike first and laugh last.
damn ranger 909
you’ve got the rhymes popping out fast tonight!
Happy Festivus and Merry Christmas to everyone who just got here!
thanks jpg. i try
the one that gets me laughin everytime is the last line of the brashear rap. i’m crackin up right now.
Carp, you TRULY need to write a book of all the crazy stuff we post in here. It’d be a best seller of mythic proportions, you can title it BONEHEADS OF CLUTCH
ya know tomb
that’s the thing i can’t understand.
why doesn’t Sather just head off to the sunset and retire?
he’ll still get overwhelmingly media coverage due to his Oilers years
and if he thinks that he’s sticking around here so he can go out on a high note
then he’s just GOT to change course and cut off the rotted branches from the tree. it’s just impeded any sense of progress.
i just hope that if Messier moves up to the GM spot that he’ll be a bit more savvy in the office than he was on the ice (i.e. view of Zubov, view of himself during his second tour of duty….)
Carp, saw your post the other night. haha
Just wanted you to know that I did not blame you or anything for the Gamer headers.
I try anything to get good luck.
Also, sorry I have not been on. I figured maybe my negativity was making the Rangers play like bums, so I have stayed away, and will continue to stay away after midnight tonight eastern time.
Merry Christmas to all and Have a great holiday season.
Enjoy the 4 game win streak. LGR!!!!
I will be back soon, during the next short Ranger break.
I have the makings of a rap for ORR, but its not blog-friendly
speaking of “not blog-friendly”
what were the fans cheering at the end of the 3rd?
was it a*****e? and directed to durco or….?
I’m just baxck home from the game
Awesome atmosphere, game had it all, PPG, SHG, goaltending, great crowd, all good
Hey CCCP, my prediction, as usual, almost right on, yours off.
Carp, need my props! Me and the blueshirts on a serious roll.
jpg i was wondering the same thing. i think it was a*****e
someone needs to start and ASSHAT chant one day!
My name is Chris Drury,
I’m taking Ranger dough,
Making more cheese than Polly-O!
LMAO Mine sucks.
909 you’ll have to email that rap!
LMAO!!! makin more cheese than Polly-O!!!
only cheese i use to make lasagna and baked ziti!
Linda i’m feelin the flow but have no one else to talk about. i liked the 2nd sather rap better
shor, dw, ull get there. lol.
email what rap and to whom?
I was an hour and a half behid you. What did I misss, damn it?
ilb, just read the raps above and all will be well. good ranger game. hard fought win except for like first 5 min of the first period, we dominated.
I don’t think we’ve ever had rappin’ here before. Another Festivus miracle!
CR9, 4-0 with the new headers.
my wife thought that was directed at rozy, she said they were booing him as well….just speculating though!
I’ll tell, that PK defined the game. 2 min in our zone, blocked shots. I knew after that one they’d win the game. Mrs ilb said I had a pretty dumb smile on my face after that PK. Tough to explain. Too bad I coudn’t blog.
By the way, that shoe stuff was the best move Milbury made over the last 30 years. At least it had a purpose.
909 the ORR rap, it must be shared!
hey, where’s Uncle Glennies wrap up and the ClutchPost of the night????
I smell big time carping…
“I think,therefore I am”.—-Rousseu
question: if thinking means your living, whats sather doing. is he a zombie, cause that would explain a lot of his moves and you can’t technically blame a zombie for doing something stupid cuz zombies don’t have a brain.
Linda, I didnt write the orr rap, i just have an idea of what it would be like. lol
dont zombies EAT brains? he needs a higher iq food source
Thanks Carp, continue.
Also, 4-0 without me and my negativity around!
oh ok 909~ i can only imagine what it would contain!
sorry,
but if the chant was directed at
Rozy that’s wrong.
he didn’t have a fantastic night
but he’s played much better than past games.
maybe the prucha-ing of Redden and Kotalik
put the Fear in him.
which is fine by me.
Linda, should i check that in the “other reason we shouldnt have signed brashear” column?
Rozy was the weakest link, at lest at the beginning. And I agree, he looks like he is playing scared. Not a bad thing.
Btw, 909, good stuff. Just caught up. MAKO, welcome back. I told everyone you were coming back.
sounds good!
i’ll drop a line.
Where is Orr, that kids a warrior, no other man possibly be hornier. Adorable, debatable megan fox inflatable.
i hope thats not against the rules. sorry if it is.
thanx ilb
Linda, who is baking the cookies?
haaaaaaaa! that was great 909
you know its me ilb! probably next weekend
yeah. i’m gna bounce.gna lay in bed and watch an episode of psych. i love me some sean and gus. best show
Gweat Wrappin Ranger90210, sweeet . Here a Gaborik one fer ya!!!
My name is Gab-orik ;
I like to use my stick slick ;
If you try to take me down ill make your coach sick.
I m so – good I should be in holly-wood ;
That’s is true cuz I am so goooood.
Im fast and ya aint gonna catch me ;
Maybe on the nintendo wii.
i like it. using rap to praise people. nice greg.
wonder if they’ll put psych on blu ray
prettyh good greg!
Niters guys! Catch ya tomorrow for a lil Christmas Eve hijinx!
richards had another dirty hit from behind tonight. son of a gun
ranger909
have you seen the commercial on usa bashing the mentalist for stealing the idea of Psych?
I’m seriously considering emailng you my address. Sally has been awfully quiet since she tried ‘em. I wonder…
ilb, lindas holding the good stuff out on us
Tanks Ranger909 and Linda , I was insired by Rangers kiss my butt /Brashear rap.
I never miss Ranger games , ever…kinda sad , I scrambled…flipped through the channels a million times , no luck. I pay $200 to watch all the games , this game was the only one that didnt have a listing. I even shelled out $19 for that Oiler PPV that I coudnt watch and was forced to pay. I’ll pull a Drury and wont let this ruin my xmas.
Drury had a great game tonight it seemed as I watched NHL Network (barf)
Ok…do I push submit…!!!?????? Is a Carping in session right now as I type???? Ok wish me luck ,hope I dont have ta repost.
GTG catch some sleep. Will probably be smiling while asleep.Tomorrow!
new post.
You know down here in sunny FLA the Panthers have the msg feed blocked, but I could pick up the game on the Cats broadcast, and all those announcers could do was gush over Lundqvist. I believe that his name came up about every 3d or 4th sentence by these two guys.
And well deserved I might add.
you were right on the chant. it was directed at an islander fan who walked around the garden slowly loving all the abuse he was getting for wearing that jersey to a ranger panther game
jpg
December 23rd, 2009 at 10:52 pm
speaking of “not blog-friendly”
what were the fans cheering at the end of the 3rd?
was it a*****e? and directed to durco or….?