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Moment of the week…and a holiday gift idea

Posted by: Laurel Babcock - Posted in Uncategorized on Nov 19, 2009

Good afternoon Staal and all! Laurel here with a non-game night clean slate. Why? Oh gee, I can’t think of any reason other than I haven’t been able to lead a post for a while and it gives me such joy!
So, rangers.nhl.com has P.A.’s shootout goal as the moment of the week. Agree, disagree?


Also, the site tells me, the new Rangers Yearbook will be available at MSG soon, but you can pre-order it now. Why did that little tidbit catch my eye? Duh….

Yearbook_1111_Depth1

See, this is what you get when there’s no game, no news and me in charge :)

 
 
 
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205 Responses to “Moment of the week…and a holiday gift idea”


  1. TR-808

    twitter!

  2. Jay

    Let go Rangers!!!

  3. CCCP

    rettiwt!

  4. TR-808

    ok so anyone else interested in this saturday? warren? ranger game?

  5. ilb2001

    TR- I’ll likely go to the game. Beyond that, not clear yet.

  6. ilb2001

    Babs, I’m surprised this one didn’t go on sisterblog too. I’m sure you’d find some text to accompany..

  7. CCCP

    cant make it on saturday :(

  8. Rjam

    Ok I don’t know if anyon has said this before but if so, it needs repeating anyway. We have been “rebuilding” since the year jagr left. He had this team on his shoulders which everyone could agree. Sather has been getting rookies and playing greater and greater numbers as the years have gone. We now hav gaborik to lean on and he’s got termites in his crutches. We are in a bad way right now with the three hefty contracts. If one god blessed day we get rid of one eveything will turn around. We just need that other scorer. I’m not gunna lie….I miss Big Baby Z and Orr. Anyone knownwhat happend them?

  9. MAKO

    Ill be in PA :( BOOOOOOOOOO

    I cant believe – Christmas shopping lol

  10. Laurel Babcock

    ilb, meow!

  11. Laurel Babcock

    MAKO, I can’t believe you’re missing the opportunity to meet blogmama…..

  12. CTBlueshirt

    Well we know if CCCP isn’t that there’s less likely a chance of the crazies being there…ordering drinks in ALL CAPS :P

  13. MAKO

    I know :( I’m sorry :(

  14. Kaiser Permanente

    Laughs. I love it when A Local Fan’s posts get deleted.

  15. TR-808

    why dont you stop hiding and come out this weekend?

  16. TR-808

    new project im workin on

    http://www.catsforgold.com/

  17. Shoryuken on Wade Redden

    Haha he’s like a child who got his pacifier taken away. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I love it.

  18. CTBlueshirt

    I hope you saved the popcorn MAKO!

  19. TR-808

    i picked 2 places to play hockey w/ in your area.
    come out this weekend.

  20. Kaiser Permanente

    Local Fan- I seriously hope you get diarhhea.

  21. Ilb2001

    Kaiser, do you speak Spanish?

  22. Jay

    TR –
    I’m in for some “Hockey” haha

  23. Kaiser Permanente

    Muy Poco.

  24. MAKO

    CT

    indeed I did :) popcorn for everyone!!!

  25. CTBlueshirt

    Hablo espanol. Lo estudie en mi universidad.

  26. Ilb2001

    Kaiser- Cállate, por favor. Carajo!

  27. MAKO

    And now back to your regularly scheduled program….

  28. CCCP

    yo cero Taco Bell?

  29. Kaiser Permanente

    Sí. Comprendo.

  30. CTBlueshirt

    I zero Taco Bell?

  31. Patrick

    CERVEZA!!!!

  32. Laurel Babcock

    We had some technical issues. They’ve been resolved. Guys, here’s all I have to say for today. I’m off tomorrow so won’t be here at all. I don’t know Carp’s schedule, but he obviously can’t be chained to his laptop all day.

    It may find a way back. I don’t know. But believe me, we’re working to try and get this taken care of. We here at RR central appreciate your patience, understanding and dedication to all things Rangers and sister blog :)

    In the meantime, maybe you go back to hitting the ignore button instead of response.

    As for me, much as I love cats, I hope the Panthers get whacked :)

  33. CCCP

    vamos Rangers!

  34. Kaiser Permanente

    Gracias senora Laurel.

  35. Laurel Babcock

    And with that, I bid you adieu…..Phew! Now you know why management is so fargin exhausted!!! Goodnight Staal and all!

    and special thanks and shout outs today to ilb and MAKO….they know why :)

  36. MAKO

    Anything for the blogmother ;)

  37. Ilb2001

    alguien aquí habla español?

  38. onecupin69yearsand counting

    I would rather go to Brighton beach drink vodka , eat well , meet Russian blonde lady ,than go to the garden and give dolan my money

  39. Grabachev in IA

    ohh man what did i miss??? i was at work all day. what happened? did fecal fan get flushed??? what did he say for carp to delete his a$$??

  40. CCCP

    i want a special shout out too!!!!!!!

    {Stomps his feet on the ground!!!}

  41. Jay

    Grabby – he totally snapped. – and got the final Carping!!

  42. Ilb2001

    Onecup-CCCP and I can arrange the BB thing. Keep your coat handy.

  43. CCCP

    onecup

    you make it sound as if going to Brighton, eating and drinking well and meeting Russian blonde lady is some kind of a punishment! lol

  44. Ilb2001

    Mike- long story, bro. Longer than your posts.

  45. CCCP

    Speaking of Dolan and his money

    im looking to buy 5 tickets for the December 6th game vs Red Wings. Does any one have a good offer for me? i need 5 tickets.

  46. MAKO

    Omg mike he seriously blew a fuse & short circuited LOL it was a meltdown lol

  47. Grabachev in IA

    come mi pinga!!! yo quiero la dota de megan fox!! tu tienes un grande culo ancho! comer mierda esto chimichanga en el bano por favor?

  48. Grabachev in IA

    tell me mako. not word for word, but what was he generally saying? did he mess with carp?

  49. Grabachev in IA

    ilb- surely he couldnt have posted a bigger post than me? im the post master!!!

  50. CCCP

    Mike – he was saying thing aboot you and IA! bad things!! dark things!! things that no man shall repeat again! but it was mostly aboot you!

  51. Ilb2001

    Mike, your Spanish is hmmm.. limited. La dota? Seriously, though it’s not worth repeating

  52. LW3H

    Un mensaje de Jesus Gómez:

    “¿Alguién aquí habla español? ¡Claro que sí! Aunque vivo en Montréal hoy en día, me acuerdo siempre los años en Nueva York. Tanto dinero…”

  53. Grabachev in IA

    dont make me start posting in bunches. i’ll go on a posting streak as long as higgins scoreles streak!!

  54. Grabachev in IA

    ilb- i took 2 spanish classes in school 10 years ago!!! how can i remember it all?? and the dominican guys i used to work with taught me there own wierd words. dota i think its spelled that way means pooty tang. lol

  55. ranger909

    Ilb, yo comprendo espanol. entonces, tu puedes hablar a mi en espanol

  56. Ilb2001

    LW3H

    ¡Muy bien! ¿Eres español?

  57. CTBlueshirt

    Anyone speak Spanish? Of course I do. Although I live in Montreal today I’ll always remember the years in NY, lots of $$$

  58. CCCP

    a davaite govorit’ po Russki! a to vse na ispanskom da na ispanskom… ya ne hrena ne ponimayu!

  59. Patrick

    Chinco To mama

    Chupame la pija

    De Puta Madre

  60. CCCP

    CTBlueshirt

    you in Canada? i thought you were in CT

  61. CTBlueshirt

    Translation of the Scotty “Jesus” Gomez blurb.

  62. Ilb2001

    Ranger909

    Seguro. Hablo y entiendo muy bien

  63. Grabachev in IA

    cccp- say it aint so!! iowas the greatest pile o’ dirt this side of the mississippi and the east side of the missouri river!! there wouldnt be cornflakes without iowa!!! no sir!. ohh, and we have the worlds fattest pig at the iowa state fair! cant beat that. where else in the country canu take a big gulp of fresh a$$...err i mean air in the summertime breeze. the sweet smell of miracle grow and hot steaming maneur baby! and did i mention corn?? ohh, and did i mention fresh air? they also sell liquor in every store here!! walmart,the drug store,the gas station!! keep on rockin in the free world!!!!

  64. Grabachev in IA

    chupa mi pinga y los juevos!!

  65. Grabachev in IA

    pendejo!!

  66. LW3H

    “Soy el jugador mexicano único de la LNH. Pero LW3H ni es español ni mexicano ni dominicano ni…¿Dónde está Al Trautwig?”

  67. CCCP

    sounds like one great place to be! im glad its you mike and not me! lol :P

  68. CTBlueshirt

    Grabachev that’s not very nice to say to CCCP.

  69. Ilb2001

    CCCP- mozhno I po- Russky

    CTBlueshirt- well done1

  70. CCCP

    lol CT

    me no pedejo! :P

    i love mexican food!

  71. Patrick

    quiete lo cico dick

    vamos a em borrachar esta noche

  72. CCCP

    Ilb2001

    nu konechno! a to chto ya poteryalsya mezhdu angliiskim i ispanskim!

    Vpered Rangers!

  73. Ilb2001

    LW3H
    Estoy impresionado con tu español a continuación. Soy de Rusia, pero mi esposa es colombiana

    CCCP- ne volnuysa, druzhok. Ya tebe pomogu s Ispanskim.

  74. wicky229(and no, I don't wear a visor!)

    Ilb

    What brooks article? He and I share notes at times!!

    Laurel

    I am absolutely crestfallen taht you think this ” have a hard hitting…..what greg says, day” is ZZZZZ (no offense ZZZ) All those posts i signed out as have a crease clearing hard hitting physical d man day (which i have now changed to an anti-rozy d man day, it’s shorter) and the credit goes elsewhere! ouch baby, ouch!!!!

    Anyone

    What happened on the blog today and drury status??

    Carp

    rest easy bro!!

    Bubblehead

    Congrats on the last a few posts ago!

    All

    Have an anti rozy d man day !!!

  75. MAKO

    Mike

    I’ll email you.

  76. Izzy Mandlebaum

    So, you finally pulled the flush handle on the fecal fan. Good! He was starting to smell like a like a port-a-potty on a hot day in Juarez.

  77. CCCP

    Izzy

    how’s life?

  78. ilb2001

    Izzy- crepes are still soft and hand rolled?

  79. ilb2001

    Where did everyone go? A 6pm mass?

  80. Izzy Mandlebaum

    Was all that Spanish, or did someone jumble up the letters on your keyboards?

  81. LW3H

    Ilb2001
    Soy de Inglaterra, no tengo esposa colombiana y tengo mucho menos dinero que el señor Gómez.

  82. MAKO

    I know a few people mentioned this article. I dont know if anyone posted it.

    http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/rangers/time_to_fix_rangers_NN9EWK3W27Wz796TzQI4XP

    But LB is spot on. Im wondering if the players like one another, but that shouldnt make a difference though….
    Brashear isnt doing his job at all and the best thing they can do is get rid of him. I DONT understand why every other team will make ballsy moves to get players going, calling players out, taking letters away. I know they still have to be professional about it. But if a player isnt doing their job, then, they should be “fired”. He’s 37, soft, slow doesnt seem like he gives a squirt either.

  83. CCCP

    Izzy brizzy beautiful LoHud girl?

  84. ilb2001

    LW3H- I hear you, bro… I doubt you’ll be able to fool Mr. Dolan as well as he did.

  85. ilb2001

    Izzy-nah, it’s actually Yiddish, but you wouldn’t understand

  86. Izzy Mandlebaum

    “how’s life?”

    It’s treating me like I slept with his sister…

    “soft and hand rolled”

    It’s what puts the Magic in Magic Pan. Com to think of it, it also puts the wanna in marijuana…

  87. CCCP

    im getting more and more convinced that Izzy Mandlebaum isnt Izzy Mandlebaum at all! i bet Izzy knows where kaspar is :)

  88. Laurel Babcock

    Oh my lord wicky!!!!! I am so sorry! Hey, if you’d been here earlier, you’d know what kind of day I’ve had…..OY! (that’s for you CCCP…shout out!) But a newspaper on my nose! Will never happen again.

    Guys, might I suggest we move on from it and not discuss it. Why incite it and give it more reason to make mine and Carp’s lives a drag….Please!!!!! e-mail amongst yourselves, but let’s move on.

    I see RR has gone totally international now. Hey, readers who are not regular posters….a game in two days….keep coming back! We work hard here for your enjoyment…

  89. ilb2001

    Yeah, speaking of regulars. Has anyone seen Orr? Ever since that picture of Megan Fox in the NYT Magazine appeared, he hasn’t been around much.

  90. Sally

    Great post today, Laurel! Thanks blogmama :)

  91. Izzy Mandlebaum

    He’s in the bathroom…

  92. Sally

    Or should I say, blogmami?

  93. Laurel Babcock

    MAKO….I don’t know if that’s case either (Im wondering if the players like one another, but that shouldnt make a difference though…).....but I think it does. This sport requires something extra than just skill to build a team in the team sense of the word….feel free to correct me, as I’m sure those who disagree will, but I think cohesiveness off ice matters just as much as on.

    I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again….there are lots of examples of good d-men (wicky!) who went after those who needed a lesson, but my favorite example remains from the brothers Maloney days…(lord save me from mixing them up here) but as I recall, it was Dave who…anytime anybody did anything to Dan, he’d fly from wherever he was on the ice to kill that guy.

    P.S. It’s funny how often people still refer to Dan as Don, who as we know, is not a brother Maloney. Herewith end my Maloney lovefest.

  94. MAKO

    Laurel

    Im sorry if I was unclear – I meant it shouldnt make a difference if they dont like each other….. that they are all “TEAMMATES”, they should ALL have each others backs (especially their franchise goaltender).
    Whichever team you are on, even if a player was an “enemy” of another player on another team & one guy gets traded to that same team. They are supposed to be “teammates” “brothers”. Maybe they think someone else is more deserving of the “C”, maybe they dont like Drury or Brashear or Avery. Who knows. I just wish they would figure it out and kick start themselves again.

    I really hate seeing players like LQ, Prospal, Gaborik and a few others work very hard and not getting help from the other guys around them.

  95. Izzy Mandlebaum

    MAKO- this lack of teamwork is what you get when you turn over roughly half the team every year. To be a TEAM and have each others backs comes with being familiar with and trusting of your fellow players. This takes time. Sather’s slice and dice method of slamming free agents and draft picks together each season almost assures that there is no long term bond among teammates.

    Thanks, Glen.

  96. ilb2001

    MAKO

    I’m sure it’s an unwritten rule- he is your teammate, you have to have his back. But I always wondered how much them liking each other off the ice impacts that rule. Humans, remember. Someone makes more than the other, someone looked wrong on somebody’s girlfriend… Who is responsible for all that not to be an issue once they are on the ice?

  97. ilb2001

    Izzy- it goes both ways. Sometimes, if they stay together too long, some other issues may surface.

  98. Laurel Babcock

    MAKO,, I agree, and much as I hate to give that crepe roller credit :) Izzy is too. There’s lots of things that go into making a team click as a team….I don’t know what it is this year….maybe they have it all and are as frustrated as we are….At any rate, blogmama is too tired to think about it anymore :).....good night, good luck, have fun, if there’s an issue, alert Carp or I….

    last call: if you can make it to warren Saturday – during or post-game – I’ll be there with TR….If you can’t, I shall report Sunday (probably around 2 p.m.:) about the experience!

    Bye heads! (and wicky, you crease clearing dude you, by that I mean bye!)

  99. Laurel Babcock

    Aw shoot….wicky gets the last laugh…sorry Sally, just saw your post…nah, mama’s good, thanks. I figured Linda and, maybe, Olga would like it too :)

    You all missed a day! Keep Carp company tomorrow :)....

    Izzy, I had to laugh at that. And I’m the one who alerted him to the cover :)

    Gee, I’m awfully smiley tonight. Punchy methinks…..TA!

  100. MAKO

    the 3 of you make excellent points. They are just a head-scratcher. I guess we’ll never know. But you have to wonder the point that LB makes. Tough talking coach, but there no consequences for players not sticking up for one another.

    And at least Avery is showing some signs of life the last 2 games.

    Get some rest Laurel and thank you again for today; showcasing the little man, he says thank you too. LOL

  101. Ilb2001

    Laurel, you forgot your purse…

  102. Carp

    Good evening, Sally!

  103. MAKO

    Rick

    Hope all is well is blogfather land.

  104. NYRGuy

    Nashville has 1 shot on goal…and 1 goal

  105. Jay

    Carp –

    in response to your scheduling observation.

    I would ( and do) watch any good game I can get either on TV or internet feed.

    Calgary vs. Chicago tonight is likely to be a great game. As for the locals, it is always good to pull for any Devil or Islander opponent. Leafs vs. Carolina – just want to see what it looks like; two bottom teams.

  106. Jay

    By the way. Chico and Doc are totally homerville. Meh.

  107. CCCP

    do you guy think Sather wakes up in the morning the day each season starts and thinks to himself…”is this the year?”

    i honestly think that’s what he does… he smacks together a “whatever” team each year and thinks he can win it all! then…he wakes up again and thinks to himself “is this the year?”

  108. Jay

    He does seem like he is “that” far removed from reality.

    The last few seasons have also shown that he refuses to admit he has made mistakes in prior seasons.

  109. Izzy Mandlebaum

    I’ll bet Sather thinks “As long as I make the playoffs, and do better than the Knicks, I have a job for life.”

  110. Jay

    Izzy.

    I bet Dolan tells him, “I dont care what else happens, just get to the playoffs”.

  111. Izzy Mandlebaum

    Jay,

    Dolan to Sather: “As long as you sell out the place you’re doing fine”

  112. MAKO

    CCCP

    I think he gets up looks at himself in the mirror, chomps on the cigar from the night before and shadow boxes himself saying in the mirror “IM DA BOSS, IM DA BOSS, IM DA BOSS” LOL

    Yeah Glenn, one time you WERE a contender.

  113. CCCP

    doesnt he feel OLD or something? isnt he like the oldest GM in the league?

  114. Jay

    OK Atlanta ties Boston in final minute.

  115. Laurel Babcock

    Jay/Izzy…hmmm. I will ponder those thoughts.

    ilb, bag…purses are for ladies over 80….and I still don’t know what that comment about me forgetting the bag/purse means.

    Carp! Hey buddy! You get actual hockey to talk about soon!

    ZZZZ. sorry greg, stealing you….goodnight staal and all. Wicky, you win…

  116. Jay

    Ottawa beating up on the PENS. nice. 5 – 1 Ott, mid 3rd.

  117. Linda

    eeeeesh so much to catch up on….but in response to the photo Laurel so generously posted…..WOW DELICIOUS!

  118. Linda

    Mako, PLEASE tell me you copied whatever shim did and emailed it to me so I could partake of the activities! Damn I hate work, it interfers with bonehead time!!

  119. wicky229(and no, I don't wear a visor!)

    ilb

    just read the post from brooksie (thanks for the link mako) and yep he used my notes!

    Laurel

    It’s ok, I forgive you! How many times have you “laureled” today btw??

    Someone posted earlier about roster turnover being the problem with not sticking up with each other and I repectfully and totally disagree. I think it is a character issue and some guys just have it and some don’t. Some guys are “team” players and some are not.

  120. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " Just win baby , just win !!!"... says Greg L.

    HAHAHA Wicky ,I laugh my head off when I saw Laurel say Im the crease clearing guy…thats too funny ,cuz ya said it a bazillion times and if anyone said it was me ..thats just too dam silly.

    HALLILUJA HAAAAAAA LLLILLUJAAAAAA!!! ( my ceromonial chant that the beast is gone!!!!!)

    My /Our NEEDS list again :

    #1 Need better ice for Gaborik on msg ,spoil yer players all ya want but its no good if yer skating on mud every gameday.

    #2 A Center , someone people will pay $$$ to see ,kinda like a sidekick for..Gaborik.

    #3 A Crease clearing hard hitting kinda Defenceman wicky likes , hem hem LAUREL!! (BTW come back!!!)

    Guys sinor taco bell, el pasoo burritooo sisi amigos.

  121. MAKO

    you have email waiting for you Linda ;)

  122. CCCP

    did you guys see new rangers mens custom t-shirt? short and long sleeve. i am such a consumer!

    http://shop.nhl.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3739754&cp=3918267&clickid=body_bestsell_img

  123. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " Just win baby , just win !!!"... says Greg L.

    Honestly , the only thing that makes it bad for a lady to like sports ,in perticular our Rangers. Linda , by you “slurping” over the Avery and Hank G Q shots …umm …I see these guys as hockey players and sexual though NEVER EVER come to mind but as I see yers and Laurel…ummm That girls ..OPENS it up for everyone. I never wanna picture Avery in a thong or something ,,makes me wanna puke. Pictures of Hank and Avery all slutted out for the ladies is just flat out wrong. Sorry Laurel..but it really makes some guys sick.

  124. Chris from Buffalo

    Wait, can someone e-mail me telling me what local fan did.

    rkorules77@aim.com

  125. Linda

    Greg, I dont wanna see ANYONE in a thong, but the fact that you thought of Avery in one, and put it in writing disturbs me quite a bit!! :-) If its ok for you guys to talk about Fox and the tatas on that other chick and whatnot, has opened up the dudes for us! And they are in suits, not slutted out, so its a big difference my friend!! I love you guys, funniest people in the world!

  126. CCCP

    Chris from Buffalo

    yeah…right away, dude! wtf?

  127. 4Generations and only 4Cups

    Greg thinks about men in thongs, its not gay if its only thinking about touching it, and not really touching it…

    ahhahhahahahahah.

    Fire Drury! hahaha

  128. wicky229(and no, I don't wear a visor!)

    ZZZZZ

    I know, I thought it was frakking hilarious!!! Laurel has such a man harem, she gets us all confused!! She should just assign us all numbers!

  129. wicky229(and no, I don't wear a visor!)

    4gen

    exactly, only if it moves from touching!

  130. Linda

    lmao @ Fire Drury

    I think i have slatipus asshat all figured out! (that was for you specifically Rick!!!)

    He actually thinks this is fantasy hockey, and his fantasy leaves a lot to be desired.

  131. Linda

    Mako, thanks for one of the most hilarious emails i’ve ever received! I thought I sent you a pretty hilarious one yesterday, but for some reason, it kinda disappeared! I’ll put it together again and send it over the weekend!

  132. CCCP

    i’d like to see Dolan in a thong… and maybe Slats, too
    would be cool to see Dolan and Slats wrestle in a huge bathtub filled with oil…that’s not too gay…is it?

    P.S. not that there’s anything wrong with that :)

  133. MAKO

    Linda,

    You’re welcome. LOL it was wild. But what did you send? Im perturbed that I didnt get it =P

  134. Linda

    CCCP, sounds like ya got a lil greco roman/gladiator thing going on eh???

    So, I am to believe today is a glorious day for the Festivus/Bonehead/knucklehead/ awesome blog!! We shall forever celebrate the anniversary, and toast this day in May at Warren!!

  135. 4Generations and only 4Cups

    wicky, its not gay if you’re holding a guy buy the buttocks and making his meat swing all around- it just isnt.

  136. Linda

    Mako, trust me, it’ll crack you up!! I have this one dr. i used to work for who thinks like we do, so he sends me the craziest stuff!!! Ya gotta laugh!!

  137. MAKO

    Oh linda you had a post waiting for you earlier today

  138. MAKO

    we were talking about Cindy running with the torch …. so…

    MAKO

    November 19th, 2009 at 10:27 am
    Cindy + Flame = is it’s own punchline

    For Linda:
    hotdog lips on open flames lol

  139. Ilb2001

    Cheers, Linda. I’ll drink to that. What are we celebrating, again?

  140. Linda

    lmao…hotdog lips..sooooooo true! Ya know he got his first tattoo, it’s on the lips, the top one says Sabrette and the lower says Inflate to 30 pounds

  141. Linda

    Mako, so he roasted his own weenie??

  142. MAKO

    LMAO!!!!!!

  143. Linda

    mako, let me know if the emails made it in one piece!

  144. MAKO

    will do. Checking now….

  145. wicky229(and no, I don't wear a visor!)

    speaking of the thing we are not supposed to talk about here that some of us participate in, I’m actually winning so far this week (and yes, leading in PIMs).

    Gotta love calgary/chicago with a fight on a powerplay, that’s what i’m talking about!!!!

  146. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " Avery in a thong is just plain wrong !!!"... says Greg L.

    Linda , I don’t wanna see anyone in a thong either ,except for maybe CCCP,wicky ,grabchev,laurel,you and Beth. Sorry Carp ,ummm your a great reporter type-hockey talking radio guy but nope …im not gonna picture it.

  147. MAKO

    You’re killing me Linda HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA my abs & sides hurt!!!!!!!

    Thank you for those great emails!!!!

  148. MAKO

    LOL Im SO glad I was left out of that list.

  149. CCCP

    Greg

    im speechless! you put my name first as a person you want to see in a thong! im touched… check you email in 2 minutes Greg…

    {went to make few snapshots for Greg}

  150. Linda

    Greg, the only place for floss is between the teeth, not in the butt! You’re a wild man! Crackin me up over here! Hey wait, you forgot Sally!!!

  151. Linda

    only to be topped by CCCP’s response!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  152. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " Avery in a thong is just plain wrong !!!"... says Greg L.

    Mako , wasn’t it you who started all this fantasy draft stuff and then Carp Banned it? Or was it Doggie doodie?

  153. Izzy Mandlebaum

    What in Holy Hell?

    You’re not bringing that trash into my house….

  154. Linda

    wait a sec… greg, you’re the one who imagined Avery in the thong, you wrote it out, and NOW ITS PART OF YOUR NAME?? you’re out of control!~

  155. MAKO

    Nah Rick didnt ban it. He just said to keep the talk at a minimum. But there were some people who didnt want the talk at all LOL

    yeah its my league though “Carps Boneheads”

  156. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " Avery in a thong is just plain wrong !!!"... says Greg L.

    Linda ;
    Oh ,I never forgot Sally ,....um she just didn’t cut it. The bearded lady she is. I like my thong wearers hairless.
    CCCP being from way out in the boonies , they shave thier legs for swimming and such.

    CCCP with your manly growling snarl…turn yer back to me a growl like the russian beast you are, all thonged up and all!!

  157. Linda

    POST OF THE WEEK NOMINEE:

    “CCCP with your manly growling snarl…turn yer back to me a growl like the russian beast you are, all thonged up and all!!”

  158. MAKO

    Ok Ok…. bearded ladies, hairless thong wearers, snarling – shaved – growling CCCP in a thong, Russian beasts…

    You cant get this anywhere else….

  159. Linda

    Mako, glad you liked the emails, whenever I get good ones I’ll send em to ya

  160. MAKO

    Linda

    I will always return the favor. Thank you.

  161. MAKO

    BUBBLEBOY!!!!!

    MOOPS, ITS THE MOOPS!!!!

  162. CCCP

    Greg

    did you get my email? :)

  163. Rick (No, not that one)

    Congrats to all.
    This is the single weirdest thread I’ve ever read here.

    But, very entertaining.
    Carry on.

  164. MAKO

    YAAAAWN until tomorrows Fellas & Ladies.

  165. Linda

    it’s been bizarre day in an odd week in a strange month!!

  166. Linda

    nite gang! Hope yous all have a great friday!!! Not much longer to wait for a game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOO HOO and its pay day to boot!!

  167. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " Avery in a thong is just plain wrong !!!"... says Greg L.

    oh no..my comment is/was waiting moderation.

  168. ZzZz NYR ZzZz " Avery in a thong is just plain wrong !!!"... says Greg L.

    HAHA Mako ,it does seem a little wackey now that I reread that shtuff . It’s all Avery’s fault ,Laurels too , and throw Linda in there too.

  169. wicky229(and no, I don't wear a visor!)

    what list did you not make??

  170. Hartford Whalerpack

    Maybe this team isn’t gelling. Maybe they don’t all get along or just have different cliques? Anyone follow Sean Avery’s blog on his website? He posted Larry Brooks’ praising from the other night. So players DO read the papers in NY…

  171. CR9

    Moops!

  172. CR9

    Hmm… I missed it… I wonder what got Local Fan banned?

    Too bad that Massachusetts cannot be banned from the U.S. or at the very least, Boston and New England banned from sports :(

  173. CR9

    CCCP

    Sather wakes up the morning of the beginning of the season each year and says “Who cares what the Rangers do!! I’m never going to get fired! Yippee!”

    I will give the guy props for his Jagr trade, since that is the only good thing I can remember him doing off the top of my head.

  174. caspar EU

    IS CHICAGO A COMPLETE TEAM OR WHAT!?!?
    for every other team i look closely at, this rangers team is just a bunch of pussies…Damn this is gettin cold

  175. 22figure8

    I’m going Sat, probably not to W77 b4 unless they have super beer deals. Off the Wagon does it for me.

    And yes Caspar, the Rangers are a bunch of pussies, letting their players get stomped without any paybacks.

  176. ilb2001

    Good morning. Yesterday was an interesting day, indeed. I see we lost a few good men last night. And women. Let me rephrase it, a few men and women lost it last night. Happens often after midnight. The good news, they all come back next day.

  177. Grabachev in IA

    chicago also had the benefit of sucking hard for few years and getting real good draft picks, just like the pissberg pansies, and the piles, lightning and kings. i really think if we are not makin the playoffs this year, we should tank and get a top 3 or 5 pick. preferably a big power fwd who can hit, score, fight, pass, block shots with his sphincter muscle, then crush the puck into jello from tight sphincter muscle(like odd job did to the golf ball from goldfinger). then he also has to be funny like gomez, he has to be ultra clutch, has to be able to score into an empty net, but most importantly, he has to be clutch. theres just no need for any of those attributes if he cant even perform a simple clutch dump in. then, we’ll be able to win the cup!!! oh, but first izzy must be our gm. and cccp our head coach with mako as asst coach. TR will be team dentist, and the team massage therapist job will be handled by greg z, linda, ilb,onecup,nasty,laurel,sally,and chuck woolery. me n wicky will be rozy and reddens replacements. now thats a team to contend with!!!

  178. Patrick

    If ANYONE is interested I have 1 extra ticket for TSO in Philly Saturday night at 8pm.
    Floor Seats, Section 3 Row 6.
    $40 for a $61 face ticket.

    RIPNHL2005@gmail.com

  179. CCCP

    Good Morning America!

    It promises to be a great day!

    is it me or is NHL schedule as retarded as it gets?

  180. ilb2001

    Mike- thanks for something to cheer me up this AM. Loved it! I’d also bartend. Can you find a job for ORR on that dream team?

    CCCP- retarded doesn’t do a justice! It’s yebnutoye.

  181. 4 Del Zotto aka Staal Wart

    Just read LB article from yesterday. He is spot on!
    I absolutely love his take on Rozival…what a disgrace!

  182. THE REAL MikeyNJ

    Wow I miss one day of blogging and so much happens.

    Blogomama and Captain Carp at there best!!

    MUCH APPRECIATED!!

    I dont even want to know what was said
    only thing running through my mind right now is:

    Na na na na, na na na na, Hey hey hey,,GOODBYE!!

  183. CCCP

    Crazy goal by Steven Stamkos

    http://www.nhl.tv/team/console.jsp?hlp=8474564&event=ANA283

    i think with Stamkos on a rise, Tampa can trade VL w/o any worries…

    the kid is great…he’s got 14 goals and 22 points in 19 games this season and he is not even 19 yet!

  184. MAKO

    Good morning all!!

    Orr-
    normally when I see my future ex wife, I don’t share. But on this rare occasion, I must.
    I’m sure you will be happy with these for weeks & months to come. Sorry, I don’t have your email or else I would have sent this link to you via email. Enjoy bro
    http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=25891&folder=1030

  185. Jay

    Good morning Rangers Report!!

    Have a cap clearing something something day…

  186. CR9

    Those idiots who called Stamkos a bust last year, lol

    14 goals in 19 games, half of our overpaid team dont have 14 goals combined!

  187. Olga Folkyerself

    Izzy for GM? What in Holy Hell?

    He does the work of three men. Moe Larry and Curly.

  188. Jlone

    Anyone else feel like Florida is going to kick start us into a win streak?
    We are due for at least a couple good games… with a favorable outcome.

  189. SCX

    It’s good to only have like 4 games in 13 days when you’re cold. Hopefully we’ll be hot when we have like 10 games in the next 13. It’s all about timing.

  190. Sally

    What in holy hell was going on here yesterday? I need to make some more time in my schedule for you boneheads.

    ZZZ, it’s okay. I don’t want to see you in a thong either.

  191. Olga Folkyerself

    Last night reads like some Pseudo Spanish dime store soft-porn novel.

    Ay Carumba!

  192. wicky229

    ZZZZ

    I usually go commando, Not sure if I feel comfortable adding to the situation if you know what I mean!!

    Have an anti-rozy d man day to all!!

  193. wicky229

    Sally

    How go the boots??

  194. Sally

    Hey wicky! I’m wearing my tough ol’ b boots today. Thanks for asking.

    How’s your Friday going?

  195. Ilb2001

    Olga- it’s Caramba. And the Spanish was pretty decent, I thought.

    MAKO- Was a bad move on your part. We will not see Orr for the next week or so. And I doubt anyone in his household will be able to get in the bathroom any time soon

    Waht bothers me is that there are too many 3 point games in the East. May come back to bite us.

  196. wicky229

    at work, so sucky for the most part! Do have a computer right now though, which is a rarity for me at work! How bout you girl?

  197. TR-808

    good morning all!

  198. Linda

    Morning crew!

    good take on the dime store spanish soft core! was almost waiting for don francisco! lmao @ wicky going commando!

  199. MAKO

    Ilb

    lmao! Not necessarily a bad thing, he’ll be busy for a while lol

    I hope there’s more than one bathroom in that house lol

  200. MAKO

    Good morning Linda,

    where’s 200 proof? ;)

  201. Carp

    new post.

  202. Staal Wart

    Don’t know if you read it but…worth the read…

    http://hockeyrodent.com/

  203. Jlone

    LAST!

  204. Linda

    200 proof is his own cleanser!

  205. you were saying

    last



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