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Pull over

Posted By Carp On July 16, 2009 @ 9:39 am In Uncategorized | 124 Comments

Because I have nothing else at this point in the morning, I’ve been meaning to tell somebody this:

There are a lot of ads I love (Heineken), and a lot I hate (Geico’s pile of money). On WFAN radio there’s now an ad for this lawyer who supposedly gets people out of traffic tickets, speeding, etc. Just give him your license and your credit card, and you don’t even have to show up for court, he says.

The guy’s name is Seth Katz. At the end of the commercial, we’re told that the next time a policeman taps on your window, tell him who your lawyer is.

Can you imagine? What do you suppose would really happen if a state trooper pulls you over for speeding or driving under the influence or whatever, and he taps on your window and you tell him, “Seth Katz is my lawyer ….” ?

Do you think you might get no ticket, or a whole pile of tickets?
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We’ve been telling you since the day that John Tortorella was hired that Mike Sullivan will be his next and only assistant coach this coming season. Sullivan was under contract to Tampa until this month. Now it appears he’s about to be officially signed.
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Here is the latest on the Cherepanov investigation. [1]
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Also, our last video chat is still available online. Click here to see it [2].
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If you missed yesterday, here is the Rangers’ 2009-10 schedule. [3]


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[1] Here is the latest on the Cherepanov investigation.: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/news?slug=ap-cherepanovprobe&prov=ap&type=lgns

[2] Also, our last video chat is still available online. Click here to see it: http://www.lohud.com/article/99999999/MOGULUS0106/399990025&template=mogulus

[3] If you missed yesterday, here is the Rangers’ 2009-10 schedule.: http://www.nhl.com/ice/schedulebyseason.htm?team=nyr