Cat’s away
With Carp gone living the good life in New Orleans, you all are stuck with me for the week. I will try to get any hockey news up here, but I have a full slate of assignments so I won’t be able to monitor everything. Be kind, and send me an email (jmcmanus@LoHud.com) if I need to know about something.
Anyway, I consulted with Nasty 1 about the best way to get started this week and he suggested that everyone try to come up with a song that best describes each Ranger. I’ll give an example, Colton Orr = “More Human than Human” by White Zombie.
Just seems to fit his temperament. Or maybe that Rage Against the Machine song with lyrics unfit for a family blog.
Anyway, feel free to riff on that or anything else, and I’ll chime in from time to time. And thanks for the roller derby links. New York City’s league, Gotham Girls, will be playing all summer if you miss seeing a NY team slam someone to the boards.
UPDATE: Thanks to a poster for emailing me about the reports that Nik Zherdev broke his hand playing at the World Championships. Unfortunately, the original report seems to be in Russian, so I will see if I can get that confirmed.
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Chris Drury- Mr. Brightside by the Killers
Wade Redden ” Tiptoe Through the Tulips” – Tiny Tim
Glen Sather: Who’s Sorry Now?
Wade Redden – Frankenstein – Edgar Winter Group
Scott gomez – girls just wanna have fun
Sean Avery : “Dare to Be Stupid” Weird Al” Yankovic
Dubi & Cally : “Wild Boys” Duran Duran
Glen Sather: “I Lost On Jeopardy” Weird Al” Yankovic
Sean Avery – “Born to Raise Hell”
scott gomez: ‘free to be you and me’, marlo thomas and friends.
Wade Redden : “More Crap”South Park
Bettman: I’m an A$$hole… the video used to be on youtube but they removed the sound…
Mark Messier – “Don’t Cry”Guns ‘N’ Roses
Jane McManus – “Boring” The Pierces
Nasty 1 is a consultant !!
Nice work Nasty – make us proud !!
Chris Drury: “Can’t Buy Me Love” – Beetles
Wade Redden “White Lines” Grandmaster Flash
If you think the song bit is a bad idea, blame me, not Jane. I thought it would be a good idea and suggested it.
Perry Pearn “Rearview Mirror” Pearl Jam
Ryan Callahan – Ride the Lightning
Michael Rozsival: “Dude (Looks Like a Lady)” – Aerosmith
Sean Avery: “Fashion”-David Bowie
Colton Orr – Kill the poor
Aaron Ward “Hit Me With Your Best Shot” haha. I just had to throw that in there, because that guy is always getting sucker punched by someone.
Henrik Lundqvist – “Super Trouper” – ABBA
Sean Avery – Vogue – Madonna
Hank – Dancing Queen – Abba
Jane’s a looker who knows hockey. She can do no wrong ;)
Sather/Redden/Drury/Gomez – ‘Blame it’ Jamie Foxx
http://www.mtv.com/videos/jamie-foxx/348227/blame-it.jhtml
Thanks for helping out nasty. Great Idea! 8)
Nik Zherdev “Now You See Me (Now You Don’t) Lee Ann Womack.
And no, I don’t like that song or Lee Ann Womack.
Colton Orr: “Mama Said Knock You Out” – LL Cool J
man i got two for Cally:
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Daft Punk)
Ride the lightning (Metallica)
Gomez – Baby Bitch (Ween)
Orr – How I Could Just Kill a Man (Cyprus Hill)
Drury – Hamburger Train (Primus)
Redden – Possum (Phish)
NYRangers – Mo Money Mo Problems (Biggie)
The whole New York Rangers team accompanied by the PS 22 Chorus singing to Tom Renney “Since You’ve Been Gone” Kelly Clarkson
Here is a funny story to break this up a little bit. The kids in my class have been having intense practices for a school concert/play for the last 2 weeks now. They are a pretty talented group, but they really need to show more emotion and project their voices when they sing and act. Knowing this, I showed them a few clips of the PS 22 chorus(you can see them on youtube, they are amazing, even if you don’t like any of the songs, it is impossible to ignore the talent of that group). Anyway, I showed them a few songs, and when I turned the light back on a few of the kids had tears in their eyes. And I said, “See, see how good they are. See the excitement and passion that they put in to their songs. They are great right?” The girl in my class looked at me and said, “That is not why I am crying. I am crying because we suck and we will never be that good.”
Oh boy, my plan backfired. FML HAHA.
Hilarious, Nasty.
Lundqvist “I get Money” 50 Cent
The whole Ranger team,Another one bites the dust, Queen
Chris Drury and Scott Gomez – Take the Money and Run – Steve Miller Band
Bob Dylan – Cocaine Blues
You take Sally, an’ I’ll take Sue,
Ain’t nah difference between the two.
Cocaine all around my brain.
Hey baby, you better come here quick,
This old cocaine ’bout to make me sick.
Cocaine all around my brain.
Cocaine’s for horses and it’s not for men,
Doctor said it kill you, but he didn’t say when.
Cocaine all around my brain.
torts-
Don’t stop believing-journeyBulls on Parade by Rage Against the Machine for ORR
The rangers team-
Running on empty-Jackson BrownGreat topic!!! Hard to think at work, but I think WHEN Cally and Dubi are signed…
The Boys Are Back In Town by Thin Lizzy
Blair Betts
Whiplash by Metallica ;)you guys have come up with some great ones already, and great story as always Nasty!!!
why are some of these being crossed out??
Cally -Engine No. 9 -Deaftones
Dubi – The trooper Iron Maiden
Mara – I’m a Lumberjack – Monty Python
Drury – Always look at the Bright side of life – Monty Python
Hank – another brick in the Wall – Pink Floyd
Naslund – The song from the Magic Garden
Sather – Have a Cigar – Pink Floyd
Darius Kasparaitis
Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia’s Greatest Love Machine!
lmao @ the song from the magic garden and Have A Cigar!!
Redden, Gomez & Drury Money by Pink Floyd
Tom Renney & Perry Pearn Sharp Dressed Man ZZ Top
“FML HAHA.”
fml…love it.
Dolan/Sather
Beck – Loser(s)
Zherdev- “Given Up” – Linkin Park
Lundqvist- Ace of Spades- Motorhead
Tortorella (after this summer) You can’t always get what you want- Rolling Stones
Drury- Wake up- Rage Against the Machine
Redden- Leave- Jojo
Gomez 2- Chorus to C.R.E.A.M – Wu Tang Clan
Roszival- Usless- Depeche Mode
Sather- The @$$hole song- Dennis Leary
And of course with all due respect
Jane – Bed of Roses- Bon Jovi : D
Family Guy was HILARIOUS last night. Three Kings was the title and it makes fun of Stand By Me, Misery, and Shawshank Redemption.
prucha dschinghis khan – dschinghis khan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_esCf2GSTI
mara anything by zz top
I’m a metal head, some songs.
Orr- “Seek and destroy”-Metallica
Lundqvist- “to my head”-Riot
Redden- “living dead”-Plasmatics
Drury- “Manic Frustration”-Trouble
Sather- “Train of Consequences”-Megadeth
Renney- “shoot you in the back”-Motorhead
Dolan- “in league with Satan”-Venom
Bill MacCreary- “subtle whistle”-Clutch
Tom Green – The Bum Bum Song (Lonely Swedish)
My bum is on the Swedish
Swedish
Swedish
Sweeedish
My bum is on the gum
My bum is on the gum
I can blow a bubble with my bum bum bum
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3jCBZ-3Cd0
NY Rangers team “We are the champions” (well, refering to Victoria and not the Stanley Cup”
Wade Redden – “Hate Me” – Blue October
Tom Renney – “Back Door Man” – The Doors
Scott Gomez – “Blister in the Sun” – Violent Femmes
Colton Orr – “Walk” – Pantera
Sean Avery – “My Best Friends Girlfriend” – The Cars
Chris Drury – “Creep” – Radiohead
Henrik Lundqvist – “Girls Girls Girls” Motley Crue
I was thinking either Damage Inc or Battery for Orr
lmao @ My Best Friends Girl!!
Chris Drury I Wanna Be A New York Ranger – The Misfits
Good call on the Misfits, Linda.
wade redden why is everybody always picking on me
the coasters charlie brown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34QROzqsW6o
Glen Sather – “Sh*tStorm – Strapping Young Lad
Antropov? Anyone? Vally? Betts? Sjostrom? Bueller? Bueller?
Jane, I mentioned Whiplash by Metallica for Blair Betts
I’m tryin to get a Sjostrom one…. and NOT these boots are made for walkin lol
Thanks 22, I’m surprised noone had come up with that one yet
Here’s the translated interviews about Zherdev’s broken hand: http://www.beyondtheblueshirts.com/2009/05/zherdev-discusses-injury/
Avery-just a gigillo—Van Halen
Antropov GODZILLA by BOC
Avery Alabama Song by the Doors
LMAO @ just a gigolo!! thats freakin awesome!!!!!!!
Sorry Linda! And good one for Antropov.
Betts -
Dazed and cocunfused-Led Zepplinhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kro-uzMgL0
Give Me Just A Little More Time – Chairmen of the Board
for valley
Dolan – “Spellbound by the Devil” – Dimmu Borgir
Cally – “A New Empire’s Birth” – Keep of Kalessin, “The Chainheart Machine” – Soilwork
Redden – “Wasted Years” – Iron Maiden
Drury – “The Sounds of Silence” – Nevermore (technically a Simon and Garfunkel cover)
Dubi – “With Strength I Burn” – Emperor
Gomez – “Embody The Invisible” – In Flames
Avery – “Psycho Holiday” – Pantera
Thanks, Linda—-Spelling dosn’t count right?
Jane, you must have missed it cuz it had a line through it!
this is one hysterical topic! i’m trying to think of emo songs for redden!! i think any music from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure would be appropriate for Gomez, the clown prince of the New York Rangers.
I don’t expect 99% of you guys to have heard this stuff so I am going on titles alone rather than actual song content
i’m still laughin about the avery one…that is just soooo perfect!
Jim Dolan The Frayed Ends of Sanity Metallica
Fred Sjostrom
“Walking in My Shoes” by Depeche Mode
bring it Dan!!!
Dan The sounds of silence is GREAT for Drury!!!
Sather and Dolan Symphony of Destruction Megadeth
Lundqvist – Save Me Roger Daultry
Redden – Lonesome Loser Little River Band or Give it away by RHCP
Sather- Aqualung jethro Tull
Avery On 30 Rock/ GigantORR Episode # 1 Orr vs Koci
htt://www.rangercrisis.com
I guess Zherdev really broke his hand during the first game vs Washington in the playoffs.
Q-It turns out that because of the injury you weren’t able to play to your strengths?
Zherdev- Of course. I couldn’t shoot. I couldn’t make plays one on one.
it seems as if Orr is the easiest one to come up with songs for!!
Still trying to think of a funny one for Gomez since he’s such the comedian, also tryin for one for Marc Staal and Derek Morris.
Unfortunately with my musical tastes, most songs are about triumph or destruction, so I dont have much good stuff for players like Sjo who leave very little impression on me…
lmao @ aqualung and lonesome loser!!! good call Mouth!!
ok… this is really funny and classic post idea by Nasty 1!
NOW… (not to steal Nasty 1’s thunder) can we come up with a song/movie that best describes this festivus blog/bloggers? :P
Carp will be very proud of us.
Tome Renney- “Final Countdown”
Nik Antropov- “Frankenstein”
Chris Drury I feel deserves a coldplay song! Pick one:
A Whisper, Behind the Public Masks, Bigger Stronger, Daylight! (hahaha for his naps), Everything’s Not Lost!, Help is Around the Corner, Politik, Sleeping Sun, The Escapist!, Viva La Vida! hahaha. I feel like they all apply. Geez, i hate him.
Sean Avery – Lights, Camera, Action by Lil Wayne
Henrik Lundqvist – “Clothes Off” by Gym Class Heroes
After typing this I realize Chris Drury could also be “Gold Digger” by Kanye West.
Wade Redden & Chris Drury COLD AS ICE Foreigner they are just dead to me lol
Orr – “By The Pain I See In Others” – Opeth
Marc Staal STELLAR by Incubus
Zherdev – Road To Nowhere – Ozzy
free bird—
zherdev—lenard skinnardActually better one for Zherdev – “The Wanderer and his Shadow” – Pantheon I… btw this is all reminding me just how huge my itunes library is and how much crap I NEVER listen to
lmao @ FINAL COUNTDOWN! europe! thats too funny
Henrik Lundqvist ALONE AGAIN Dokken
Glen Sather Smokin in the Boys Room
Rangers team-
Turn the page-Bob SegerNasland—
movin out—billy joelRangers team 1994—
Glory days-SpringsteenLater back to work
Rangers fans to Dolan and Sather
We’re Not Gonna Take It Twisted Sister
Sean Avery I Fought The Law The Clash
Hey linda,
Dolan and Sather to Rangers Fans – “F*ck You and Then Some” – Overkill
LMAO dan, how much more appropriate can ya get?
not much, just happened to scroll past it as I read that too, great timing
Redden and Zherdev…”Fat Bottomed Girls” Queen
Dolan and Sather…”Pigs” or “Welcome to the Machine” Pink Floyd
Redden…”Hits from the Bong” Cypress Hill
Avery…”The Bitch is Back” Elton John or “LA Woman” Doors
Gomez, Drury and Redden “D.R.F.S.R.” Warrent…don’t ask how I know that one…yuck!
Staal…”Another Brick in the Wall” Pink Floyd
Colton Orr…”F***ing Hostile” Pantera
Callahan and Dubinski…”Creatures” 311
Voros – “by the time I get to Phoenix ”
noonan May 11th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
man i got two for Cally:
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Daft Punk)
Ride the lightning (Metallica)
Gomez – Baby Bitch (Ween)
Orr – How I Could Just Kill a Man (Cyprus Hill)
Drury – Hamburger Train (Primus)
Redden – Possum (Phish)
NYRangers – Mo Money Mo Problems (Biggie)
Love some of these, like How I Could Just Kill A Man by Cypress for Orr…
How would Hamburger train constitute Drury though? haha
Love that song
Sean Avery – Titties and Beer by FZ
Avery – “I don’t want to grow up” by The Ramones
Cally – “Bodies” by Drowning Pool
more to come, those were right off the top of my head
Oh, and I love the “I get money” by 50 for Hank, vitamin water ties and let’s be honest, NY hockey, Hank “runs new york”
Rammer “Walk” Pantera
or “Du Hast” RAMMERstein, ha. I know it’s really rammstein.
Mara-
werewolfs of london-Scotty Gomez – “Send in the Clowns” – Frank Sinatra
Petr Prucha (before getting traded – “I want action” – Poison
I still like Wade Redden- Hate Me – Blue October…..its like he is singing the song to us Rangers Fans
Rozie = “Ring around the rozie”
Valliquette = “Short people”
Tortorella = “You can’t always get what you want”
r we running outta songs yet? :)
Voros “Gimme Back that Filet-O-Fish” by Big Mouth Billy Bass
Voros – Baby Beluga
Voros- Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen
Tortorella- Gambler by Kenny Rogers
Prucha- Tiny Dancer by Elton John
For some reason when Mara had his beard I kept hearing Pirates of the Caribbean theme song in my head, haha so I’ll go with that.
Avery- “fatso forgotso”-Kyuss
NYR Fans- “a history of drunks”-Melvins
LOL Nasty 1!
Redden “I’m a loser” The Beatles
Orr= “Five for fighting”
Carp = “Oh when the saints come marching in”
Redden = “Lifestyles of the rich and the famous” (Good Charlotte)
Sather “Nobody’s Fault but Mine” Led Zep.
Lundqvist = “Wonderwall”
Avery = “Oh lord, please don’t let me be misunderstood”
Drury = “Let it be”
Redden-Gomez-Drury “We’re only in it for the money” Frank Zappa
Sean Avery
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk
Right Said Fred – I`m Too Sexy (The Original)
Rangers team-
It’s a long way to the top-THE GREAT ACDCdrury – “nice guys finish last” green day
Drury
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUK0L30xzBk
I’ll Be Home For Christmas (Bing Crosby/Frank Sinatra/Perry Como Cover)
lmao @ Baby Beluga!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats awesome!!!
snag BANJ!!! I was just about to mention that one!!!
how about YESTERDAY for Redden also…ya know, like when he had heart and talent?!
Redden and Roszi when together, left us fans
SCREAMING IN THE NIGHT Krokus
Scott Gomez Fool on the Hill Beatles
Drury: Wake Me Up, Before you Go-Go by Wham
BANJ May 11th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Redden-Gomez-Drury “We’re only in it for the money” Frank Zappa
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YES—even though it’s an album, great one…
Dolan-”send me your money”-Suicidal Tendencies
Korpikoski-”young, white and well behaved”-Ludichrist
Mara-”Paul a roid”-Adrenalin OD
Gomez-”Across the river”-Anthrax
Callahan-”Kamikaze”-Takashi
Aaron Voros I’m Fat Weird Al Yankovic
For season ticket holders: Revolution-The Beatles
Chris Drury Little Willy – Sweet
Wade Redden I Wanna Be Sedated
Rangers Fans in General – “Rape Me” – Nirvana
free credit report.com song
is it still too soon for cherepanov jokes?
Ex ranger Ryan Hollweg “I’ll tumble for you” Boy george
Orr: Slayer – Angel of Death
Gomez: La Bamba
Drury: Gold Digger
Redden: Slow Ride
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj860eIavlM
Baby Come Back To Me W/ Lyrics
Jaromir Jagr
Nasty 1
I like the Perry pearn Rear View Mirror….very nice
Renney…Get out of my ****in face
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-2LQGigK-0
Back in the USSR – Zherdev
Beatles
Dolan
Culture club – Do you really want to hurt me
YES!
Majority of the Rangers this year – Invisible by Kierra Kiki Sheard
Drury – God Save the Queen – Sex Pistols
Ranger’s power play: Predictable- The Kinks
banj
love that Predictable song…ever see the video?
No, is it on YouTube?
Rozival-Neil Young-Why do I keep ****ing up!
I guess so…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-vuqTWGGlA
Banj
I’ll find out where my son got it from…he burned me a DVD with all KINKs videos last summer…I got it…Ray Davies is very funny in it…guy should have been an actor
please go back to seinfeld, that was less boring than this crap.
http://www.hfboards.com/forumdisplay.php?f=24
great hockey talk in off season
Our young guns that played well this year (Dubi, Cally, Henrik, etc) – Never Gonna Stop – Rob Zombie
Sather and Dolan – Jump in the Fire – (The Good) Metallica
“please go back to seinfeld, that was less boring than this crap.”
Puddy-Avery
Kramer-Rozival on the PP
Frank Costanza-Torts
Estelle Costanza-Mike Commodore
Jerry-Aaron Voros
Poppi-Sather (i gotta dit down)
Crosby – Premenstrual Princess Blues – S.O.D
Percy Mayfield/Ray Charles – HIT THE ROAD JACK!
To Sather and Dolan – F___ You – Overkill
Bashful – Orr
Doc – Prucha
Dopey – Drury
Grumpy – Torts
Happy – Gomez
Sleepy – Nik Z
Sneezy – Redden
Snow white – Renney
Jor, you’re late to the overkill – F*ck you party
Ranger Fans – Boulevard of Broken Dream (Green Day)
Betts – No Respect (Rodney Dangerfield)
Dury – Nice Guys Finish Last (Green Day)
Dubi – My Hero (Foo Fighters)
Gomez – Broadway (GOO GOO Dolls)
Korpikoski – Pitfall (Blinside)
Avery – Fight for your right (beastie boys)
Voros – An honest mistake (the bravery)
Cally – Fuel (metallica)
Orr – Break stuff (limp bizket)
Zherdev – Drift & Die (puddle of Mudd)
Mara – Loyality (American head charge)
Naslund – This is the end for you my friend (Anti-flag)
Redden – give it away now (chili peppers)
Rozsival – Blind (korn)
Staal – Pretty fly (offspring)
Lundqvist – Caress me down (sublime)
I must be old, I don’t know most of these songs.
Vally- Vision Quest. No Not a song but a movie
He looks like Matthew Modine lol
LOL, did not notice that post Dan :)
Redden/Gomez/Drury/Rozy:
“Money for Nothing”.....Dire Straits
Still a great choice though
i dont know if someone already brought this up..but for mara
WEREWOLVES OF LONDON
please dont go back to the seinfeld stuff!!!
other blog
thanks some good info over there
Orr—“Endangered Species” Sepultura
Gomez/Redden/Drury—“Isn’t It a Pity” George Harrison
Sather—“Why Does It Always Rain on Me?” Travis
lmao @ CCCP and the seven dwarfs
and some good choices by Tchaikovski
Tom Renney The Logical Song Yes
Markus Naslund Time in a Bottle Jim Croce
lol I haven’t been posting… but I love you all! funny stuff here…
Orr: Psycho Killer – Talking Heads
Drury/Redden: Give It Away – Ped Hot Chili Peppers
Gomez/Drury/Redden: Can’t Buy Me Love- The Beatles
Avery: Limelight- Rush
How bout Surfin Bird ( remake by the Ramones)
“N-n-now everybody’s hip about the bird
the bird bird bird the bird is the word”
Now that’s a great song deserving of a player….Mark Staal? Don Saleski??
Dolan King Nothing-Metallica
lmao @ psycho killer
noones come up with anything for Derek Morris!!
Carp and Jane – “King of Those Who Know” – Cynic
I must be too young, I don’t know most of these songs! I think i listed the only RnB on here. haha
Kaspar Family Guy forever killed that song, that episode irritated me so badly
Wonderwall was brilliant for Hank btw. Great song too.
Derek morris “I must be going” Groucho Marx
Derek Morris
Michael Jackson – Who Is It
Alexei Cherapanov Seasons In The Sun, that damned song always makes me cry
Wade Redden (the possibilities are ENDLESS for this guy)
The No No Song Ringo Starr
another one for Glen
R. Kelly – Trapped In The Closet
that song always makes me cry…
22figure8 May 11th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Dolan-”send me your money”-Suicidal Tendencies—————————
Great pick!
Hey Dan, really??? I love that one…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Tiz6INF7I
Yea, that episode made me really angry for some reason, I just found it hilarious at first, and then really irritating by the third time he started singing, and then it happened like 5 more times after that
After a Rangers loss – How will I laugh Tomorrow – Suicidal Tendencies
Sean Avery (when he forgets to play discipline hockey) – Man in the Box – Alice in chains
Yeah, at times I think Seth fails to realize that he is going with it a tad too long.
Aaron Voros – I Am The Warrior – Pat Benetar
I can just see him skating around with this song going in the background….
What if we made up songs for players, to the tune of a song most people know? I think we’ve exhausted everything here.
Orr – Hit Me With Your Best Shot
scratch that, should be Voros since he always lost…
Scott Gomez – Tears of a Clown
Take This Job and Shove It- more than one lol
lmao @ Voros the Warrior!!
Shoryuken Ok
wade redden, “No No No No I don’t bodycheck no more, I’m tired of smashing into the boards…”
Henrik Lundqvist – All By Myself (Celine Dion, who i despise)
Sean Avery – Big Shot (Billy Joel)
Cally – Breakout (Foo Fighters)
Redden – Cocaine (Clapton)
Zherdev – Give it Away (RHCP)
Gomez – Thin Line Between Love and Hate (Pretenders)
Drury – I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For (U2)
2009 1st round pick – Don’t Let Me Down (Beatles)
Drury: “Slow Burn” -Atreyu
Gomez: “Now My Feet Won’t Touch The Ground” -Coldplay
Avery: “Hollywood” -Cute Is What We Aim For “Beverly
Hills” -Weezer “Wanted Dead Or Alive” -Bon Jovi
Naslund: “Honorable Mention” -Fall Out Boy
Voros: “Unwanted” -Avril Lavigne
Callahan: “Epic” -Atreyu
Mara: “Being From Jersey Means Never Having To Say You’re Sorry” -Cobra Starship
Redden: “Blow” -Atreyu
Lundqvist: “Do What You Do” -Cute Is What We Aim For
I love this :]
as i mentioned before… lets come up with the song/movie that best describes this blog/bloggers.
or not.
Did anyone see Aaron Ward get knocked yesterday??
http://themanicranger.blogspot.com/2009/05/scott-walker-sucker-punches-aaron-ward.html
CCCP Animal House maybe?
Raider, NOT CELINE DION…make it the Eric Carmen version!
some Rangers fans singing to Kovalchuk
” I like dreaming, cuz dreaming can make you mine”
could be the good the bad and the ugly for this blog
Does Ward really have a broken orbital bone. I did’nt hear that part.
Ward’s a sucker anyway. Didn’t he get sucker punched when he was a Ranger – Brashear I think
LOL Linda… right on!!!
That could be good ‘or a movie’ each time theres a new blog, the Ecstasy of Gold can play
or Apocalypse Now when they lose, eh CCCP?
eh is right Linda :) btw, that movie is pretty good
i was thinking of a title for the non-playoff Rangers teams and the team now
“STAR DREK”
i have an aaron voros song running through my head to metallica’s trapped under ice…i hope i can come up with a good one..i’ll try to fit taco bell, crisco and ben and jerrys into it!
Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan’s
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the might phenis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
who was the player that absolutely destroyed Voros in a fight closer to the end of the season? was it Braschear?
lmao at Nik Antropov
Josh Thomson is STILL 26
I am in a goofy ass stupid mood as it is, and when I just read the the Nik Antropov song I shot tangerine flavored seltzer out of my nose. Good job with that one.
Wow, I never thought you guys would have this much fun with the song thing. If anything it make you think and dig in to the memory bank for some good songs.
Aaron Ward got clocked by Brashear in the game that Shanny fought him at center ice. Shanny pretty much held his own, and when Brashear was skating away Ward said something and Brashear cheap shotted him and dropped him. The guy is like a frigin punching bag.
I’m sorry, Aaron Ward deserved that. I don’t know how Scott Walker gets the only penalty there!
Aaron Ward hits Cullen up high with a fist in the head. Walker comes over to defend his man and Ward doesn’t have the ballz to back it up and stands there like a deer in headlights. I’m sorry. Ward deserved that, he actually initiated the altercation… he just didn’t realize he’d not be dealing with another pussyfoot in Matt Cullen, he drew the ire of a big boy.
I just read that Walker was suspended and not fined! Hell yea! I could do this job. That’s exactly how I saw it too. Ward is an eff’ing dope. Brought that on himself.
paul mara- any zz top song
ward is a punk. he doesnt fight but the guy starts crap. even the softest hockey players like semin defend themselves. lol. ward has no chin either, he cannot take a punch at all!!! one punch hes done.
Where did you read he was suspended ? I read he was fined
guerin scored. 1-0 pens. caps are gettin bounced tonight
pitt=1 wash —0
Pissburg up 1-0
Dolan to Sather-
I can’t stop loving you-varlaaaaaaaamov is shaky. has been since the 5-3 loss in pitts. hes good, he’ll be a good goalie in the league but not this year.
voros- muffin man(frank zappa)
Frank Zappa ! Finally someone I know !!
Wow I just want to publicly thank Nasty for making today so fun. Reading these have made me laugh out loud all day. And taken me back to my punk rock youth, where I spent a Suicidal Tendencies show in the mosh pit.
tony- haha frank zappas hilarious! my dad used to listen to him all the time. i grew up with henrix, zappa, the doors, all good stuff
yea it was a cool idea jane. thanks nasty! thats why this blog rules
Mike, your dad had good taste in music !
did anyone know that the foreigner song ” double vision” was inspired by j.d.?? wierd huh? it was because everytime he got hit in the head with the puck, he got double vision because of the masks they wore back then. true story!!
yea hes cool! thanks tony. he was a hippie.
Mike – me Too
DEADHEAD FOREVER !
damnit its tied!! cmon ya wankers!!!
good stuff tony!
All Beatles Songs
Sather- Fool on the Hill
Redden- Help!
Drury- Nowhere Man
Gomez- Obla Di Obla Da
Callahan- Hard Days Night
Hank- Don’t Pass Me By or Dont Let Me Down
Zherdev- Hello Goodbye
Avery- Happiness is a warm gun
Antropov- Tomorrow Never Knows
Staal- Act Naturally
Orr- Maxwell’s Silver Hammer
Roszival- Get Back
Dubinsky- Getting Better
Tortorella- Helter Skelter
Jagr- Across the Universe
damn fleury really sucks. he is a fish out of water in this game
the rangers- yellow submarine
eaton!!!!!!!!!
i love the look on humpty dumptys face when the caps get scored on!!
did you see Cindy coast off the ice on that Caps goal? Some captain…
Jane I did that in december, ST finally made it to NY, and it was my first time seeing them (Was 21 when I saw em) Great show… They ended with Pledge Your Allegiance and I got on stage and sang along
You can see me here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS7_GuxWtr8
about 11 seconds behind the bass player with a Dark Blue hat on and Black shirt, shouting ST and you can see me throughout the 4 minutes
GREAT TIMES!
Sorry, my bad…. I read that Walker was fined and not suspended (if you read my following statements above) that’s what I meant. Not enough sleep lately.
wow the Nik Antropov song rules all! That’s a gold mine! For some reason, I envisioned in my head Dolph Lundgren AND Brigit Nielson singing it!
“wake up drury i think i got something to say to you
it’s late september and you gotta stop sniffing glue
I know you think your clutch
But can you win a face off much
Oh Drury we just cant take you any more”
sorry I’m not much of a song writer, i just get ideas in random moments
All Dylan
Positively 5th avenue-Avery
The Times They are a changin (back)-Welcome home Jags
Knock Knock knockin on Drury’s door “wake up!”
...and you check…Just Like a Woman-Redden
It Aint me Babe..it aint me your going to interview-Slats to NY media
Like a Rolling Stone-Hank on most nights (how does it feel to be on your own?)
It takes a Gomez to laugh..it takes a Ranger game to cry
Ranger hierarchy- Dope Show by Marilyn Manson
Zherdev You are killing me softly by Roberta Flack
Avery On 30 Rock/Episode # 1 Orr vs Koci
http://www.rangercrisis.com
isnt Antropov song from “Borat”?
yea thats borats theme song. that was the funniest post of the year so far
They are going wild in Chicago! Great game…
2 exciting games tonight. Too bad most of the country isn’t able to watch. What happened to the great Captain
Luongo?
i hope ill get invited to Mats Sundins retirement party!
HEY!
Does anyone know how old Josh Thompson is?
btw- how bout penalty box by Two Man Advantage or Man in the box from Alice in Chains for Avery?
Also-
Betts and Sjo- KILL IT by Helloween
Colton Orr – Funeral Bell, Black Label Society
Ryan Callahan – Grind, Alice In Chains
Sean Avery – Born Again, Black Sabbath
Marcus Naslund – The End, The Doors
Henrik Lundqvist – I Stand Alone, Godsmack
Redden/Gomez/Drury/Rozy:
“Money for Nothing”.....Dire Straits
...............
That was my favorite so far. lol
Wade Redden: “Don’t go away mad, just go away”, Motley Crue
yep, we wouldve beat the caps had sundin been here!!! thats right mats we have the better goalie!!! you dumbass!! 7 goals against in an elimination game???? cmon luongo you suck!!! kane is awesome i know that, but some of those goals were just laughable. after watching the goalies performances in the playoffs so far, nabokov, luongo, fleury, khabibulin, both masons, varblablamov, price(who was horrible) even thomas and brodeur have been ok at best. the goalies are not having a great playoffs. hank was solid but had a few duds. hiller has been great, save 1 game. man if we can get some sort of offense goin next year we could really do somethin but there are no low scoring teams makin it out of these playoffs anymore. the teams all have either 1 or a few bigtime snipers on their teams. we have nobody except maybe the closet to a sniper would be zherdev if he ever can get into a position to shoot and not whiff at the puck. you put iginla, cammalerri, and jokinen on the rangers, playing in front of hank, now you know we win the 1st round against the caps. i am actually appreciating that we even got to a game 7 against them with our pathetic offense. watching the caps force game 7 against the pens, really makes the rangers not look so bad, but if we could just add a few goal scorers to put in front of hank, we could be right at the top with the rest of them. our d actually is fine. hanks enering his prime years soon, so cmon glen, get some scoring on the team now. no st louis!!! hes not the answer
Jane McManus
May 11th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Wow I just want to publicly thank Nasty for making today so fun. Reading these have made me laugh out loud all day. And taken me back to my punk rock youth, where I spent a Suicidal Tendencies show in the mosh pit.
OK Jane, now I offically love you. Seeing Suicidal at L’amour was one of the best shows that I went to in the 80’s.
Good morning America!
So, is it Ovie or is it Cindy? Will friendship prevail?
Or will Cindy have a problem with ovie? :)
Jane, I had no idea about your punk rock roots. Kudos.
These playoffs have been amazing. Definitely the best since the lockout. Can anyone honestly remember a playoffs that was as good as these?
To us Ranger fans, 94 was obviously the best, but we’re a bit biased. So forgetting 94 (or even 79 for that matter), can anyone here remember a better playoffs?
I’m not crazy. You’re the one who’s crazy.
All I wanted was a Pepsi.
Avery- Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)
Interesting take on Zherdev here.
http://www.rangersreview.com/
Nobody like my Avery song from yesterday?
“fatso forgotso”-Kyuss
guess how old am i?
Josh Thomson is probably 29 or 30 now.
Cally & Dubi You’re Gonna Go Far Kid
Wade Redden Yesterday ( all my talent seems so far away, now it looks as though I’m here to stay)
nope… i am 26.
so Josh, you must be a child prodigy then, graduating from college in 2002 and 7 years later, you’re only 26.
Jane…. all I wanted was a pepsi
I already said all I wanted was a pepsi. Grrrrr.
CCCP the problem is Cindy wants to DATE ovie. ;-)
Did you ever get a movie or song to describe the blog??
I got one more Drury song The Lion Sleeps Tonight
My best interest?!!!?!!!
Sorry nasty, 9:31am is before I am conscious
“Did you ever get a movie or song to describe the blog??”
i would describe it as ageless. :P
Usually at that time I am cursing the F train and playing my morning subway game
lmao @ ageless! Josh Thomson is the Highlander! Immortal, and never ages physically!!
My favorite was seeing Slayer….also when I went to see Suicidal and Megadeth at the Ritz.
I had my nose broken at a Slayer show at Roseland once, technically during Fear Factory’s set, stayed the whole show though
I saw Rage Against the Machine at Roseland, and that might have been the craziest show I have ever been to. That place is not big enough for the kind of shiz that went on that night.
Craziest show I was ever at was getting dragged to a slipknot show by a girl on halloween night a few years back at Hammerstein, people were jumping down from the balconies and overfilling the floor to really dangerous levels, ever been in a crowd that just sways? and it was starting to reach like 115 degrees in there, one of my friends passed out from heat exhaustion in the middle of the pit
LOL, I use to play with this band and we did a show at Neri’s (Staten Island). We played all different type of Rock and we had this one death metal song, it was titled “Death Metal Song”. We played it at that show and some dude got his butt whipped. I remember seeing this big dude step on the other dudes throat.
Those were the days…I miss them so much :)
I think they were still touring off their first record at that point, may have been longer ago than I think it was, really not a fan so I don’t know what year that would have been
I hate seeing people get hurt at my shows Jor, I always somehow feel responsible for it
Craziest show I ever saw was in Beverly Hills at this place called the Peach Pit After Dark. This band was singing, and I think two of the guys were brothers. Nick and Drew were their names. Man, it was really hot in that place, I think the air was broken that night, at least that is what Nat said. It felt like it had to be at least 98 degrees in there.
:)
aaaaw nasty you boybander at heart! ;-)
Nasty… I’m so disappointed with you for even knowing anything about it.
Congrats Nasty, you just made me smash my head on my desk repeatedly
Hey, if you want to play with the big dogs, be prepared to be bitten.
Another great band was Pantera. They were awesome live.
I only got to see Pantera on the Reinventing the Steel tour, so the party was already kinda over by then
HAHA, come on man. When Kelly was hooked on smack for that short little while, that is when I watched that show. My wife, well, she was my gf at the time, at least I think that is who made me watch it. Hmmm, I will have to ask her if it was her. Oh no, what if it wasn’t? D’oh!
Deftones put on a hell of a show. Saw them a few times over the years. Chino’s voice though, if it is off, kind of sucks. I saw his side project a few years again in the city, Team Sleep, and that was a fun time. He did the rap song from Revenge of the Nerds. Class stuff right there.
I only turned 16 in 1998, so I missed the glory days of metal so to speak, by the time I was able to go to shows on my own all the greats were either old or gone…. My mom did take me to see Metallica on the Black album tour when I was 11 though which was the highlight of my young life
Pennywise at Irving Plaza was a good time too. That was a pretty rough show if I remember correctly.
Also, Bio-Hazard at this crappy place called Obsessions. My buddy caught a guitar head on his throat. We have pics of that laying around somewhere.
Nasty, do you also have a lil picture of the backstreet boys in your wallet?
No, I don’t. Ha. I have a little picture of Paula Abdul and MC Skat Kat though.
And when I say caught a guitar head, I don’t mean he actually caught it, I mean he was a little too close to the stage and the guitar head hit him in the throat and messed him up reeeeaaaaallll good.
Ouch, by guitar head do you mean the headstock of a guitar or an amp head?
Dan, I was at Ultimate Revenge for disco at Studio 54 in 1985. Exodus, Slayer and Venom.
I have that on VHS somewhere, I was 3 years old at the time though, so I missed that one
lmao @ mc skat! I figured you for a debbie gibson or tiffany kinda guy, NO WAIT!! The chick from the Bangles, Susana Hoffs i think her name was.
Craziest show I ever been on was “speed dating”
Boy, that was rough!
One of my friends once tried to convince us all to go speed dating just for a goof, and be as stereotypically metal and anti social as possible… then we reminded him it costs money
lmao @ male Rangers fans going speed dating, thats just messed up guys!
wow i missed a lot
I never actually went Linda, though it prob would have been amusing
thank you Dan! you carry the mantle with honor! amusing yes, but ya could have run into some crazy stalker chick!!
And that would differ from most of my non speed dates how?
YIKES!!! dan, you need to meet a better quality of woman!! then again, lots of women are freakin INSANE!!! i feel for you guys tryin to find a non psycho chick!!
Another tune…. Hit the Road Jack for Redden!
I’ve had a good one for goin on 3 years now, but anything previous to that was bad news, from stalkers to one who became a heroin addict
Back in a day there was Russian chat room on AOL… i met my fiancé there. :)
Is she 26 also?
good to hear you got a good one! sometimes it takes a while! I’d be devastated if I was single right now! Especially here in Alabama….the pickins are almost non existent!!!
ok concert I saw with the most bands:
Tattoos the Earth at Giants Stadium, Metallica was the headliner and lets see there was: Sevendust, sepultura, slayer, slipknot- who had one guy toss pee on the crowd, classic
lmao dan, josh russian girl was probably 16 at the time, they like those American men with big wallets!
I was at that show Linda, I got a MASSIVE sunburn down the part of my hair
Russian chat was a riot! Pretty much like here…minus dating :P
You people are so funny with the whole Josh thing. He is actually 72 now.
Well Jane, he looks wonderful for his advanced age in that photo
advanced age? i cant even grow a beard!
Right, but for 72 you don’t look a day older than 26
very long time ago i tried to enter one silly contest…”grow a beard”...but when i saw Sallys picture i knew i got no chance!
Why does no one talk about getting Hossa and everyone talks about getting Gaborik?
every time i see getzlaf play for anaheim i think of glen sather drafting jessiman and go into a screaming fit of rage
then i think of the 03-04 rangers, and wonder why they couldn’t have sucked just a little more to move up to pick either 1st or 2nd and nab malkin or ovechkin
then i cry myself to sleep with a bottle of tequila
my life sucks
New post! A contest…
I am convinced Josh is Duncan MacLeod from the Clan MacLeod! only with a 16 year old russian bride!
massive sunburn down the part of your hair?! brutal! when your scalp peeled it must’ve looked like dandruff!
Chris Drury’s Theme Song- Do You Know The Way To San Jose
Well the worst was I couldn’t brush my hair for like two weeks, and my hair’s about 2 feet long, so I turned into a caveman for a while
Lundqvist – “Don’t Bring Me Down” – ELO
Megan Fox – “There Is A Light That Never Goes Out” – The Smiths
Tom Renney’s New York Rangers – Saved By The Bell theme song
dan, your hair still that long?
I love The Killers they’re undoubtedly one of my top rated bands. Though I have to say I discovered this fabulous mr brightside cover version on Youtube . com yesterday and i think I like it much more than the original recording! It is advisable to watch this … The Killers Mr Brightside Cover