Comments on: Pond hockey in Vermont http://rangers.lohudblogs.com/2008/12/30/pond-hockey-in-vermont/ News and insight about the New York Rangers by Rick Carpiniello Fri, 10 Feb 2012 14:49:48 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Beer Me Sucks http://rangers.lohudblogs.com/2008/12/30/pond-hockey-in-vermont/#comment-122775 Beer Me Sucks Thu, 01 Jan 2009 04:33:28 +0000 http://rangers.lohudblogs.com/?p=2409#comment-122775 Beer Me: I love you, Tom. Tom: I love you too, Beer Me. Beer Me: No, You don't understand. I really really love you. I mean I love everything about you. Tom: Awwww. Beer Me: It's true! The way you preach patience. And mediocrity. And loserness. The way you play Kalinin. The way you play Redden. But I really love the way you show Dubi and Z who's boss when they have a bad shift. That really makes me excited. Because when you don't ask the same type of commitment from veterans like Kalinin and Redden and Drury and Gomez----- Tom: Because they are Glennie's boys! Beer Me: ----- it makes me understand just how much in control you truly are. How calm. How articulate. How far you've brought this team since the lock-out. Tom: Yes, well I have to agree, Beer Me. I have done a fantastic job. Beer Me: But let us get to your greatest effort: Prucha! Tom: Ah, Petr! Beer Me; Prucha is the be all and end all. Tom: I have to agree. Beer Me: Prucha is your masterpiece. Tom: You are so perceptive! Because to bench a player who can ignite the crowd with his relentless work ethic --- while simultaneously giving endless ice time to quitters like Redden and Kalinin AND selling the idiot beat writers who cover this team that I am a defensive-minded coach (whose system guarantees 20 scoring chances against every game!) --- is one of my finest accomplishments. Beer Me: You are so articulate! Tom: Well, at the end of the day, to be quite honest, if I am going to identfy with what it means to be a Ranger.... Beer Me: Oh stop, I .... I ... Tom: Quite honestly, at the end of the day, identifying w---- Beer Me: (losing control now) AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHH! YES!!!!!!! Tom: Beer Me, are you all right?? Beer Me: (in a moment, as he catches his breath) Yes, Tom. I am fine. Let's spoon. Tom: Snuggle up, cowboy. Beer Me: That's the ticket. Um.....? Tom: (intuitive) Yes? Beer Me: Perry says you have more to do with the power play configurations than he does. Tom: Liar liar pants on fire! Beer Me: (relieved) Good night, sweet coach. Tom: Goodnight, my dove. Beer Me: I love you, Tom.

Tom: I love you too, Beer Me.

Beer Me: No, You don’t understand. I really really love you. I mean I love everything about you.

Tom: Awwww.

Beer Me: It’s true! The way you preach patience. And mediocrity. And loserness. The way you play Kalinin. The way you play Redden. But I really love the way you show Dubi and Z who’s boss when they have a bad shift. That really makes me excited. Because when you don’t ask the same type of commitment from veterans like Kalinin and Redden and Drury and Gomez——-

Tom: Because they are Glennie’s boys!

Beer Me:——- it makes me understand just how much in control you truly are. How calm. How articulate. How far you’ve brought this team since the lock-out.

Tom: Yes, well I have to agree, Beer Me. I have done a fantastic job.

Beer Me: But let us get to your greatest effort: Prucha!

Tom: Ah, Petr!

Beer Me; Prucha is the be all and end all.

Tom: I have to agree.

Beer Me: Prucha is your masterpiece.

Tom: You are so perceptive! Because to bench a player who can ignite the crowd with his relentless work ethic—- while simultaneously giving endless ice time to quitters like Redden and Kalinin AND selling the idiot beat writers who cover this team that I am a defensive-minded coach (whose system guarantees 20 scoring chances against every game!)—- is one of my finest accomplishments.

Beer Me: You are so articulate!

Tom: Well, at the end of the day, to be quite honest, if I am going to identfy with what it means to be a Ranger….

Beer Me: Oh stop, I …. I …

Tom: Quite honestly, at the end of the day, identifying w——Beer Me: (losing control now) AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHH! YES!!!!!!!

Tom: Beer Me, are you all right??

Beer Me: (in a moment, as he catches his breath) Yes, Tom. I am fine. Let’s spoon.

Tom: Snuggle up, cowboy.

Beer Me: That’s the ticket. Um…..?

Tom: (intuitive) Yes?

Beer Me: Perry says you have more to do with the power play configurations than he does.

Tom: Liar liar pants on fire!

Beer Me: (relieved) Good night, sweet coach.

Tom: Goodnight, my dove.

]]> By: The real graves9 http://rangers.lohudblogs.com/2008/12/30/pond-hockey-in-vermont/#comment-122769 The real graves9 Thu, 01 Jan 2009 01:10:28 +0000 http://rangers.lohudblogs.com/?p=2409#comment-122769 I wont be able to wake up at 1 pm for that game. Im gonna have to ask my mom to wake me up, cause ill be sleeping until 5 if she doesn't. I wanted to watch the Lord Of The Rings marathon tonight. Then spank my wank to some Showtime Midnight softcore pawn. I wont be able to wake up at 1 pm for that game. Im gonna have to ask my mom to wake me up, cause ill be sleeping until 5 if she doesn’t. I wanted to watch the Lord Of The Rings marathon tonight. Then spank my wank to some Showtime Midnight softcore pawn.

]]> By: Tommy http://rangers.lohudblogs.com/2008/12/30/pond-hockey-in-vermont/#comment-122768 Tommy Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:50:10 +0000 http://rangers.lohudblogs.com/?p=2409#comment-122768 All 3 aren't working for me. I can't even get into justin.tv All 3 aren’t working for me. I can’t even get into justin.tv

]]> By: bob http://rangers.lohudblogs.com/2008/12/30/pond-hockey-in-vermont/#comment-122767 bob Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:44:41 +0000 http://rangers.lohudblogs.com/?p=2409#comment-122767 Thanks graves will do. Sorry for wasting time and space over here the last few years. Thanks graves will do. Sorry for wasting time and space over here the last few years.

]]> By: topcorner http://rangers.lohudblogs.com/2008/12/30/pond-hockey-in-vermont/#comment-122766 topcorner Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:44:40 +0000 http://rangers.lohudblogs.com/?p=2409#comment-122766 I had trouble with the video on both the TSN and the justin.tv/rambo_es. If anyone else does too, you might want to try http://www.justin.tv/habsvision which works great for me. I had trouble with the video on both the TSN and the justin.tv/rambo_es. If anyone else does too, you might want to try http://www.justin.tv/habsvision which works great for me.

]]> By: The real graves9 http://rangers.lohudblogs.com/2008/12/30/pond-hockey-in-vermont/#comment-122765 The real graves9 Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:43:38 +0000 http://rangers.lohudblogs.com/?p=2409#comment-122765 graves9 December 31st, 2008 at 12:30 am Does anyone know if Maxoderm really works ? I saw the commercial on Verses. I need help in bed, badly. Bob or whoever this is you are very pathetic get a gun put it in your mouth and pull the trigger. Geez maybe this board needs to be moderated a little bit. graves9
December 31st, 2008 at 12:30 am
Does anyone know if Maxoderm really works ? I saw the commercial on Verses. I need help in bed, badly.

Bob or whoever this is you are very pathetic get a gun put it in your mouth and pull the trigger. Geez maybe this board needs to be moderated a little bit.

]]> By: Tommy http://rangers.lohudblogs.com/2008/12/30/pond-hockey-in-vermont/#comment-122764 Tommy Thu, 01 Jan 2009 00:15:05 +0000 http://rangers.lohudblogs.com/?p=2409#comment-122764 Thanks Kaspar, its also on TSN.ca which is good for me since I am from Pennsylvania. Thanks Kaspar, its also on TSN.ca which is good for me since I am from Pennsylvania.

]]> By: Kaspar http://rangers.lohudblogs.com/2008/12/30/pond-hockey-in-vermont/#comment-122763 Kaspar Wed, 31 Dec 2008 23:52:01 +0000 http://rangers.lohudblogs.com/?p=2409#comment-122763 Tommy try this one http://www.justin.tv/rambo_es Its all I know Good luck Happy new year Tommy

try this one

http://www.justin.tv/rambo_es

Its all I know

Good luck
Happy new year

]]> By: Tommy http://rangers.lohudblogs.com/2008/12/30/pond-hockey-in-vermont/#comment-122762 Tommy Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:58:44 +0000 http://rangers.lohudblogs.com/?p=2409#comment-122762 Are there any websites that are streaming the USA/Can game tonight? Are there any websites that are streaming the USA/Can game tonight?

]]> By: All Hail King Henrik http://rangers.lohudblogs.com/2008/12/30/pond-hockey-in-vermont/#comment-122761 All Hail King Henrik Wed, 31 Dec 2008 22:37:21 +0000 http://rangers.lohudblogs.com/?p=2409#comment-122761 Happy New Year all! Here's to better defense, more scoring and a few Lundqvist shutouts in the New Year. Happy New Year all!

Here’s to better defense, more scoring and a few Lundqvist shutouts in the New Year.

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