Perhaps because I’ve proven I’m a sucker for such nonsense, a number of you e-mailed me “this recent item in which Sean Avery summarizes his just completed Vogue internship”:http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20207539,00.html.
(What, it’s over? What was he there, two weeks? I’ve worn the same T-shirt for longer stretches.)
Anyway, the real disturbing part comes at the bottom, when Avery discloses his plans for the rest of the summer.
For now, Avery said he’s looking forward to hitting the beach, where he’ll be showing off some of the fashion sense that rubbed off on him during his internship.
“I’m bringing the European flavor back to America,” he says, “and I’m rocking a straight Speedo all summer.”
Here’s hoping we don’t frequent the same beach….